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Alrededor de seis semanas después del final de cada trimestre de cada año, la OEA publica un Informe Trimestral de Gestión y Rendimiento que, desde 2013, incluye la presentación de informes sobre los resultados programáticos. Los textos completos pueden encontrarse aquí.
Aquí encontrará datos sobre los Recursos Humanos de la OEA, incluyendo su estructura organizacional, el personal de cada unidad organizativa, los puestos vacantes y los contratos de desempeño.
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La OEA ha discutido durante varios años la cuestión inmobiliaria, la financiación necesaria para el mantenimiento y las reparaciones, así como el mantenimiento diferido de sus edificios históricos. La Secretaría General ha proporcionado una serie de opciones para su financiación. El documento más reciente, que refleja la situación actual de la Estrategia, es CP / CAAP-3211/13 rev. 4.
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(Forma fuerte) (forma débil) (los pl) Esos se tratan como una entrada separada.
Un adjetivo demostrativo
1 [+ objects / people] Normalmente se puede usar ese etc cuando se señala algo cerca de la persona que está hablando. Use aquel, etc, para algo que está lejos de ambos: (más cerca) ese m. Esa f (Más alejado) aquel m. Aquella f ese libro ese libro aquella colina allá aquella colina de ali ese coche es mucho mejor valor que ese modelo deportivo al final ese coche esta mejor de precio que ese modelo deportivo que hay al final ese chico de tu ese chico tuyo que miserable ¡perro! Que maldito perro ¿Qué pasa con ese cheque? Y el cheque ese? → Sólo me encontré con ella que una vez ése m. Ésa f. (Más alejado) aquél m. Aquélla f hay poco para elegir entre este modelo y que no hay mucho que elegir entre este modelo y aquél
2 [+ evento, año, mes] Aquel se utiliza para referirse a un tiempo en el pasado lejano. Usa ese si mencionas una fecha concreta, mes, año, etc: ¿te acuerdas de las vacaciones que tuvimos en Holanda? ¿Te acuerdas de vacaciones en Holanda? 1992 No puedo recordar dónde dormimos ese año ¿1992? No hay recuerdos en este año mayo? No podemos venir ese mes porque nos vamos a mudar de casa ¿en mayo? No podemos venir porque estamos en casa mudando de casa
B pronombre demostrativo El pronombre que (uno) es traducido por ése y aquél (masc), ésa y aquélla (fem) y eso y aquello (neutro). Por lo general, puede utilizar ése etc cuando apunta a algo cerca de la persona que está hablando. Use aquél etc para algo que es distante de ambos. Obsérvese que los pronombres masculino y femenino llevan acentos para distinguirlos de los adjetivos masculinos y femeninos, aunque éstos pueden omitirse si no hay ambigüedad. Los pronombres neutros nunca llevan un acento: ¿quién es? Quien es ése? ¿que es eso? What what's that What what's Que es mi profesora de francés por ahí aquél es mi profesor de francés que es mi hermana por la ventana aquélla de la ventana es mi hermana que es Joe es Joe es que usted, Paul? Eres tú, paul £ 5? Debe haber costado más que eso ¿libras 5? Debe haber costado más (eso eso) eso es cierto eso es verdad, es cierto (ESP LAm) que es extraño! Que raro Que cosa más rara 1988 Ese fue el año en que te graduaste, ¿no? ¿1988? Eres el año en que terminaste la carrera ¿Vendrá? - ¡Eso lo hará! & # 0134; --¿vendrá? - ¡ya lo creo! → después de eso después de eso → abejas y avispas y todo lo que abejas, avispas y cosas así que es todo lo que puedo decirle eso es todo lo que puedo decirte es que todos? Que es todo Nada mas Ella no es tan estúpida como (todos) que no está tan estúpida como para eso → y se rompió en que y estaba también estaba roto me di cuenta de que quería hablar conmigo y en eso me pánico en di cuenta de que quería hablar conmigo y y Me entró el pánico → ¿qué quieres decir con eso? Que quieres decir con eso → si se trata de que en tal caso, si llegamos a eso → costará 20 dólares, si eso costará 20 dólares, si es que llega → que es (= es decir) es decir. → eso es todo, hemos terminado ya está, hemos terminado consiguen sus salarios y eso es que tienen un sueldo y eso es todo eso es todo! Ella puede encontrar su propio jardinero! Acabado Que busque un jardinero por su cuenta → la de un huracán como el de 1987, como la de 1973-74 una recesión como la de 1973-1974 → es decir, es decir. → ¿por qué preocuparse por lo que nunca puede suceder? Frm ¿por qué preocuparse por aquello que o por lo que puede que nunca vaya a pasar? → con eso con eso IDIOMS eso es que: no puedes ir y eso es que no puedes irte sin mas, no puedes ir y no hay mas que decir, no puedes ir y sanseacabó IDIOMAS asi que fue que no hay nada mas que hacer, Y ahí terminó la cosa
C pronombre relativo A diferencia de eso, el pariente español no puede ser omitido.
1 que el hombre que entró en el hombre que entró el libro que leí el libro que leí las casas que pinté las casas que pinté a la chica que conoció en vacaciones y luego se casó con la chica que conoció durante las vacaciones y con la que Después se casó todo lo que tengo todo lo que tengo tonto que soy! Tonto que soy
2 (con preposición) Si la cláusula que termina en una preposición, se puede traducir que como que (normalmente precedido por el artículo definido) o como ARTICLE + cual / cuales. Utiliza la segunda opción en particular en el lenguaje formal o después de largas preposiciones o frases preposicionales: el actor que te estaba contando sobre el actor del que te hablaba el coche que consiguió en el coche al que se subió la película que leí en la Los papeles la película sobre la que leí en el periódico la caja que lo puse en la caja donde lo puse, la caja en la que o en la cual lo puse un planeta que los satélites van alrededor de un planeta alrededor del cual giran satélites
3 (en expresiones de tiempo) la noche que fuimos al teatro la tarde (es) que fuimos al teatro el verano que estaba tan caliente el verano que hizo tanto calor
1 (= tan) tan tan lejos tan lejos que no puede ser tan inteligente no puede ser tan inteligente No sabía que estaba enfermo no sabía que estuviera tan enfermo es acerca de ese gran (con gesto) es más o menos así De grande → anime! No es tan malo ánimo! No es para tanto → que muchas ranas tantas ranas → tanto dinero tanto dinero
2 * (= tan muy) tan que era tan salvaje tan tan furioso que era tan frío! Hacía tanto frío
E conjunción A diferencia de eso, que no se puede omitir.
1 después de verbo que dijo eso. Que Él dijo que iba a Londres y que estaría de regreso por la tarde, dijo que se iba a Londres y creo que existe creo que existe
2 after sustantivo Traducir de de que en frases como la idea / la creencia / espero que: → cualquier esperanza de que pudieron haber sobrevivido se desvaneció toda esperanza de que hubiesen sobrevivido se estaba desvaneciendo → la idea de que podemos sacar provecho de su trabajo la idea de Que pueden aprovecharnos de su trabajo →. No que yo quiera, por supuesto. No es que yo quiera, por supuesto → oh que podríamos! ¡Ojalá pudiéramos. Ojalá
3 esa cláusula como sujeto Si la CLAUSULA es el sujeto de otro verbo se suele traducir que como el que más que que especialmente si comienza la oración: que él no sabía me sorprendió (el) que no lo supiera me extrañó En este caso el verbo que sigue va a estar en el subjuntivo: que rechaza es natural (el) que rehúse es natural que se comporte como este es increíble (el) que se comporta así Es increíble, es increíble que se comporta así & # 8594; Haría & # 8594; 7
4 (= para que) para que + subjun se hiciera (así) que pudiera dormir se hizo para que pudiera dormir los que lucharon y murieron que pudiéramos vivir los que lucharon y murieron para que nosotros pudiésemos vivir
5 → en que en el sentido de que es una inversión atractiva en que es libre de impuestos es una inversión atractiva en el sentido de que es exenta de impuestos
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El origen de la sirena de Starbucks quizás no sea tan mágico como aseguran sus fundadores
Actualizado martes, 8 de febrero de 2011 16:53 EDT
Por Christopher Shea
Si usted quiere la versión corporativa de por qué Starbucks borró hace poco el anillo verde de su insignia - y, de hecho, la palabra Starbucks - puede escuchar a Howard Schultz, el presidente ejecutivo de la empresa, cuando explica con gran seriedad, en Un video promocional, por qué la & quot; esencia de la experiencia Starbucks & quot; En el siglo XXI es reflejada de mejor forma por. Una sirena sin adornos.
Pero no hace mucho, antes del replanteo de la marca, el autor del blog Medieval, un estudiante de posgrado universitario en estudios medievales en la universidad de Yale, detectó algo extraño & quot; Respecto a la sirena, en particular sobre las historias que estaba contando Starbucks sobre ella. Él plantea el problema de la forma vivaz.
"La siguiente es la historia oficial del logotipo de Starbucks, como figura en la página de Preguntas y Respuestas de Starbucks. com & quot ;.
"Cuando buscábamos un logo para Starbucks en 1971, queríamos capturar la tradición de navegación de los primeros comerciantes de café. [. ] Sacamos viejos libros de marineros hasta encontrar un logotipo basado en un viejo grabado en madera, siglo XVII: una sirena de dos colas dentro de un círculo formado por el original original de la tienda, 'Starbucks café, té y especias '. & Quot;
Y la misma historia, un poco adornada, la figura en el libro de 1997 del cofundador de la empresa Howard Schultz, llamado "Para tu corazón en ella: ¿Cómo Starbucks construir una empresa una taza a la vez", donde se cuenta así:
[El otro fundador de Starbucks] Terry [Heckler] también en los libros de marinos hasta que pensó en un logotipo basado en un viejo grabado, del siglo XVI en madera: una sirena de dos colas, en medio de un círculo con el Nombre original de la tienda, Starbucks, té, y especia. Se suponía que esa primera sirena, con los pechos descubiertos y que parecía sacada de un cuadro de Rubens, era tan seductora como el mismo café. & Quot;
El blog Got Medieval escribe, apuntado directo al blanco: & quot; Ahora bien, hay un problema con este cuentito prolijo del origen: no existe un grabado en madera del siglo XVI & quot ;.
Presenta la evidencia para esta conclusión, con muchos detalles, antes de resumirlo así:
"Si los estudios medievales no enseñan algo, es un cuidado extra con las historias sobre orígenes. De la misma forma en que casi no dudas ningún hubo un refugiado troyano con el nombre conveniente de Gran Bretaña (ni un Turkus Turquía, ni Francus Francia), ninguna espada en la roca que eligió un galés como el rey de toda Inglaterra, ninguna donación por el Emperador Constantino de todo el poder de la tierra al Papa católico, ninguna mujer llamada Melusina con el cuerpo de serpiente de la cintura para abajo que cambiaba de forma para acostarse con el Conde de Anjou, casi sin dudas no hubo ningún Grabado en madera nórdica del siglo XVI & quot; Que flotara cerca de Seattle en 1971. Es mucho más probable que tres empresarios y aficionados al café que buscaban un archivo para su nueva tienda de café en Pike Place Market tomaran la edición americana del Diccionario de Símbolos, que, casualmente, fue publicado por primera Vez ese año, 1971. Pero la urgencia por borrar los rastros y hacerlos más inspiradores de lo que eran es simplemente irresistible cuando se trata de los orígenes propios.
Si su interés en las cosas relacionadas con Starbucks tiene sus límites, lea el texto del blog de todos los modos por sus entretenidas excursiones en la simbología de las sirenas. ¿No hay contento de que haya hoy en día que puede aparecer y decir, con total confianza, "no existe un grabado en madera del siglo XVI".
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Scholes negro
El término Black-Scholes se refiere a tres conceptos estrechamente relacionados:
El modelo de Black-Scholes es un modelo matemático del mercado para un capital, en el cual el precio de la equidad es un proceso estocástico.
El PDE de Black-Scholes es una ecuación que (en el modelo) debe ser satisfecha por el precio de un derivado en el patrimonio.
La fórmula de Black-Scholes es el resultado obtenido aplicando el PDE de Black-Scholes a las opciones europeas de put y call.
Robert C. Merton fue el primero en publicar un documento que amplía nuestra comprensión matemática del modelo de precios de opciones y acuñó el término "Black-Scholes" modelo de precios de opciones, mejorando el trabajo que fue publicado por Fischer Black y Myron Scholes. El documento fue publicado por primera vez en 1973. La base para su investigación se basó en el trabajo desarrollado por eruditos como Louis Bachelier. A. James Boness. Sheen T. Kassouf. Edward O. Thorp. Y Paul Samuelson. La idea fundamental de Black-Scholes es que la opción está implícitamente tasada si la acción es negociada.
Merton y Scholes recibieron el Premio Nobel de Economía 1997 por este trabajo y otros relacionados; Aunque no fue elegible para el premio por su muerte en 1995, Black fue mencionado como colaborador por la academia sueca.
Índice
O modelo
Los pressupostos son el modelo de Black-Scholes são:
El precio del activo subyacente al tiempo del tiempo, S t. Sigue el movimiento Browniano geométrico con la deriva y la volatilidad constantes & # 160 ;:
Es posible vender un descubrimiento o un activo subjacente.
No hay oportunidades de arbitraje.
Una negociación es realizada continuamente sin ritmo.
No hay impuestos ni comissões de negociación.
Todos los activos son infinitamente divisibles (por ejemplo, es posible comprar unidades de un título.
Ésta es la razón por la que se ha prestado dinero a una tasa de juro constante.
O título no paga dividendos (ver abaixo una extensión de estos conceptos que se lida con los pagos de dividendos).
Como hipóteses anteriores a la fórmula
Com preço de ejercicio K
Sobre un título (acción) con el precio actual S (es decir, el derecho a comprar una acción por el precio)
Un taxón de juro (constante) es denotado por r
Una volatilidad constante y representada por.
Na fórmula anterior:
El precio de una opción de venta es calculado a partir del resultado anterior utilizando una paridad put-call.
O modelo del modelo Black-Scholes está hecho en la siguiente tabla:
Aquí, es una función densidad de probabilidades estándar de la distribución normal. Note-se que como fórmulas para una gama y una vega son iguales, se buscan de una llamada o de una puesta.
Esto es consecuencia directa de la paridad put-call.
En la práctica, algunas gregas están cubiertas en una escala propia, no hay sentido de interpretar más fácilmente una información nelas contida. Por ejemplo, veamos por 10.000 (cambio de taxa en 1pb), vega por 100 (cambio de 1 punto de vol), e theta por 365 o 252 (decrecimiento diario, días de calendario o días de negociación numérico, respectivamente).
Generalizaciones do modelo
Este modelo puede ser extendido a otros de forma a las tasas y volatilidades variadas. O modelo también puede ser usado en la evaluación de las opciones de tipo europeo sobre activos que paguen dividendos. En este caso, existen soluciones exactas para el valor del dividendo para el dado en porcentaje del valor del activo subyacente. Opciones de tipo Americano y opciones sobre valor que paguen un valor de dividendo conocido (no corto plazo, es un valor más realista que un símbolo que corresponde al valor del dividendo) son más difíciles de evaluar, pero existe una serie de técnicas disponibles Para tal: reticulados, redes.
Activos que pagan dividendos de forma contínua no tempo
Para que las opciones sobre los índices (tal como o FTSE en cada una de las empresas que constituyen los dividendos de forma semestralmente y en los datos independientes de las demás, es razonable considerar, para simplificar, que los dividendos son pagos de forma contínua no tempo e que O dividendo es proporcional al valor del índice.
Modelemos o dividendo pago no período por que
É a taxa de dividendo;
É vale valor no índice instante t;
Es el período de tiempo considerado
De acuerdo con esta formulación, en el contexto del libro de arbitraje como no modelo de Negro-Sholes pode mostrar-se que:
É o preço forward utilizó los cálculos de d 1 y d 2.
A menudo la fórmula es utilizada para las tasas de tasas de juro de divisas, notando que, en este caso, q denota un taxón de juro sin riesgo entre divisas y S a taxa de juro spot. Este es el modelo de Garman-Kohlhagen (1983).
Instrumentos que pagan dividendos proporcionales discretos
También es posible extender el marco de Black-Scholes a opciones sobre instrumentos que pagan dividendos proporcionales discretos. Esto es útil cuando la opción se golpea en una sola acción.
Un modelo típico es asumir que una proporción del precio de la acción se paga a tiempos predeterminados t 1. T 2. El precio de la acción es entonces modelado como
Donde n (t) es el número de dividendos que han sido pagados por el tiempo t.
El precio de una opción de compra en dicha acción es nuevamente
is the forward price for the dividend paying stock.
Black–Scholes in practice
The volatility smile
All the parameters in the model other than the volatility — the time to maturity, the strike. the risk-free rate, and the current underlying price — are unequivocally observable. Furthermore, under normal circumstances the option's theoretical value is a monotonic increasing function of the volatility. This means there is a one-to-one relationship between the option price and the volatility. By computing the implied volatility for traded options with different strikes and maturities, we can test the Black-Scholes model. If the Black–Scholes model held, then the implied volatility for a particular stock would be the same for all strikes and maturities. In practice, the volatility surface (the three-dimensional graph of implied volatility against strike and maturity) is not flat. The typical shape of the implied volatility curve for a given maturity depends on the underlying instrument. Equities tend to have skewed curves: implied volatility is higher for low strikes, and slightly lower for high strikes. Currencies tend to have more symmetrical curves, with implied volatility lowest at-the-money. and higher volatilities in both wings. Commodities often have the reverse behaviour to equities, with higher implied volatility for higher strikes.
Despite the existence of the volatility smile (and the violation of all the other assumptions of the Black-Scholes model), the Black-Scholes PDE and Black-Scholes formula are still used extensively in practice. A typical approach is to regard the volatility surface as a fact about the market, and use an implied volatility from it in a Black-Scholes valuation model. This has been described as using "the wrong number in the wrong formula to get the right price" [Rebonato 1999]. This approach also gives usable values for the hedge ratios (the Greeks).
Even when more advanced models are used, traders prefer to think in terms of volatility as it allows them to evaluate and compare options of different maturities, strikes, and so on.
Valuing bond options
Black–Scholes cannot be applied directly to bond securities because of the pull-to-par problem. As the bond reaches its maturity date, all of the prices involved with the bond become known, thereby decreasing its volatility, and the simple Black–Scholes model does not reflect this process. A large number of extensions to Black–Scholes, beginning with the Black model. have been used to deal with this phenomenon.
Interest rate curve and short stock rate
One difficulty that often arises in practice is how to derive the proper interest rate to use as an input. The deposit rate for a risk-free bond maturing on the option's expiration date is, in general, not observable in the market. Instead, an interest rate curve is used. Composed of market-quoted interest rates of various maturities, the curve provides an estimate of the risk-free rate of appropriate maturity for the option being priced.
Another issue arises when short stock is to be used as part of the hedging portfolio. This is because your broker typically pays you some rate that is less than the risk-free rate on the proceeds of the short stock sale. In addition, when a stock is hard to borrow, the rate you receive on the short sale proceeds can go down and even be negative. That is, you might have to pay your broker interest on the proceeds from your short sale as an inducement to lend you the shares you have sold short. In these cases, the correct interest rate to use in the model should be adjusted to account for this effect.
For example, your broker pays you the Fed funds overnight rate less 0.85% (85 basis points) on your short stock proceeds. You have no existing position in IBM, but you are considering purchasing IBM Jan08 100 Calls. Because you would ordinarily sell IBM short to hedge this purchase, you will need to borrow IBM shares from your broker. From your interest rate curve, you determine the proper risk-free rate for a theoretical bond expiring on January 19th, 2008 is 5.05%. Therefore, the correct interest rate to use in the Black-Scholes model is 4.2%. Now, assume that you are considering the same trade, but in the symbol HLYS, which is hard to borrow. Your broker will only pay you 2% less than the overnight rate on proceeds from a short sale in HLYS stock. Now, the correct rate to use in the Black-Scholes model is 3.05%.
Formula derivation
Elementary derivation
Let S 0 be the current price of the underlying stock and S the price when the option matures at time T . Then S 0 is known, but S is a random variable. Assume that
for some constant q (independent of T ). Now a simple no-arbitrage argument shows that the theoretical future value of a derivative paying one share of the stock at time T . and so with payoff S . es
where r is the risk-free interest rate. This suggests making the identification q = r for the purpose of pricing derivatives. Define the theoretical value of a derivative as the present value of the expected payoff in this sense. For a call option with exercise price K this discounted expectation (using risk-neutral probabilities ) is
The derivation of the formula for C is facilitated by the following lemma. Let Z be a standard normal random variable and let b be an extended real number. Define
If a is a positive real number, then
where is the standard normal cumulative distribution function. In the special case b = −∞, we have
and use the corollary to the lemma to verify the statement above about the mean of S . Define
and observe that
for some b . Define
and observe that
The rest of the calculation is straightforward.
Although the elementary derivation leads to the correct result, it is incomplete as it cannot explain, why the formula refers to the riskfree interest rate while a higher rate of return is expected from risky investments. This limitation can be overcome using the risk-neutral probability measure, but the concept of risk-neutrality and the related theory is far from elementary.
PDE based derivation
In this section we derive the partial differential equation (PDE) at the heart of the Black–Scholes model via a no-arbitrage or delta-hedging argument; for more on the underlying logic, see the discussion at rational pricing.
The presentation given here is informal and we do not worry about the validity of moving between dt meaning a small increment in time and dt as a derivative.
The Black–Scholes PDE
As per the model assumptions above, we assume that the underlying (typically the stock) follows a geometric Brownian motion. Es decir,
Now let V be some sort of option on S — mathematically V is a function of S and t . V ( S . t ) is the value of the option at time t if the price of the underlying stock at time t is S . The value of the option at the time that the option matures is known. To determine its value at an earlier time we need to know how the value evolves as we go backward in time. By Itō's lemma for two variables we have
Now consider a trading strategy under which one holds one option and continuously trades in the stock in order to hold −∂ V /∂ S shares. At time t . the value of these holdings will be
The composition of this portfolio, called the delta-hedge portfolio, will vary from time-step to time-step. Let R denote the accumulated profit or loss from following this strategy. Then over the time period [ t . t + dt ], the instantaneous profit or loss is
By substituting in the equations above we get
This equation contains no dW term. That is, it is entirely riskless (delta neutral ). Thus, given that there is no arbitrage, the rate of return on this portfolio must be equal to the rate of return on any other riskless instrument. Now assuming the risk-free rate of return is r we must have over the time period [ t . t + dt ]
If we now substitute in for and divide through by dt we obtain the Black–Scholes PDE .
This is the law of evolution of the value of the option. With the assumptions of the Black–Scholes model, this equation holds whenever V has two derivatives with respect to S and one with respect to t .
Other derivations of the PDE
Above we used the method of arbitrage - free pricing ("delta-hedging ") to derive a PDE governing option prices given the Black–Scholes model. It is also possible to use a risk-neutrality argument. This latter method gives the price as the expectation of the option payoff under a particular probability measure. called the risk-neutral measure. which differs from the real world measure.
Solution of the Black–Scholes PDE
We now show how to get from the general Black–Scholes PDE to a specific valuation for an option. Consider as an example the Black–Scholes price of a call option on a stock currently trading at price S . The option has an exercise price, or strike price, of K . i. e. the right to buy a share at price K . at T years in the future. The constant interest rate is r and the constant stock volatility is . Now, for a call option the PDE above has boundary conditions
The last condition gives the value of the option at the time that the option matures. The solution of the PDE gives the value of the option at any earlier time. In order to solve the PDE we transform the equation into a diffusion equation which may be solved using standard methods. To this end we introduce the change-of-variable transformation
Then the Black–Scholes PDE becomes a diffusion equation
The terminal condition now becomes an initial condition
Using the standard method for solving a diffusion equation we have
After some algebra we obtain
Substituting for u . x . and , we obtain the value of a call option in terms of the Black–Scholes parameters:
The formula for the price of a put option follows from this via put-call parity.
Remarks on notation
The reader is warned of the inconsistent notation that appears in this article. Thus the letter S is used as:
(1) a constant denoting the current price of the stock (2) a real variable denoting the price at an arbitrary time (3) a random variable denoting the price at maturity (4) a stochastic process denoting the price at an arbitrary time
It is also used in the meaning of (4) with a subscript denoting time, but here the subscript is merely a mnemonic.
In the partial derivatives, the letters in the numerators and denominators are, of course, real variables, and the partial derivatives themselves are, initially, real functions of real variables. But after the substitution of a stochastic process for one of the arguments they become stochastic processes.
The Black–Scholes PDE is, initially, a statement about the stochastic process S . but when S is reinterpreted as a real variable, it becomes an ordinary PDE. It is only then that we can ask about its solution.
The parameter u that appears in the discrete-dividend model and the elementary derivation is not the same as the parameter that appears elsewhere in the article. For the relationship between them see Geometric Brownian motion.
Ver también
Referencias
Primary references
Black, Fischer; Myron Scholes (1973). "The Pricing of Options and Corporate Liabilities". Journal of Political Economy 81 (3): 637-654. & # 160; [1] (Black and Scholes' original paper.)
Merton, Robert C. (1973). "Theory of Rational Option Pricing". Bell Journal of Economics and Management Science 4 (1): 141-183. & # 160; [2]
Historical and sociological aspects
Bernstein, Peter. Capital Ideas: The Improbable Origins of Modern Wall Street . The Free Press. ISBN 0-02-903012-9.
MacKenzie, Donald (2003). "An Equation and its Worlds: Bricolage, Exemplars, Disunity and Performativity in Financial Economics". Social Studies of Science 33 (6): 831-868. & # 160; [3]
MacKenzie, Donald; Yuval Millo (2003). "Constructing a Market, Performing Theory: The Historical Sociology of a Financial Derivatives Exchange". American Journal of Sociology 109 (1): 107-145. & # 160; [4]
MacKenzie, Donald. An Engine, not a Camera: How Financial Models Shape Markets . MIT Press. ISBN 0-262-13460-8.
enlaces externos
Discussion of the model
Variations on the model
Derivation and solution
Tests of the model
Computer implementations
Historical
The Sveriges Riksbank (Bank of Sweden) Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel for 1997
Trillion Dollar Bet — Companion Web site to a Nova episode originally broadcast on February 8, 2000. "The film tells the fascinating story of the invention of the Black-Scholes Formula, a mathematical Holy Grail that forever altered the world of finance and earned its creators the 1997 Nobel Prize in Economics."
BBC Horizon A TV-programme on the so-called Midas formula and the bankruptcy of Long-Term Capital Management (LTCM )
estipulación
Stipulation
An agreement between attorneys that concerns business before a court and is designed to simplify or shorten litigation and save costs. During the course of a civil lawsuit, criminal proceeding, or any other type of litigation, the opposing attorneys may come to an agreement about certain facts and issues. Such an agreement is called a stipulation. Courts look with favor on stipulations because they save time and simplify the matters that must be resolved. Stipulations are voluntary, however, and courts may not require litigants to stipulate with the other side. A valid stipulation is binding only on the parties who agree to it. Courts are usually bound by valid stipulations and are required to enforce them.
Parties may stipulate to any matter concerning the rights or obligations of the parties. The litigants cannot, however, stipulate as to the validity or constitutionality of a statute or as to what the law is, because such issues must be determined by the court.
Stipulations may cover a variety of matters. Parties are permitted to make stipulations to dismiss or discontinue an action, to prescribe the issues to be tried, or to admit, exclude, or withdraw evidence. During a court proceeding, attorneys often stipulate to allow copies of papers to be admitted into evidence in lieu of originals or to agree to the qualifications of a witness. The parties can also enter into agreements concerning the testimony an absent witness would give if he were present, and the stipulated facts can be used in evidence. Such evidentiary devices are used to simplify and expedite trials by dispensing with the need to prove uncontested factual issues.
Generally, parties to an action can stipulate as to an agreed statement of facts on which to submit their case to the court. Stipulations of this nature are encouraged by the courts. A number of other stipulations have been held to be valid, including those that relate to attorneys' fees and costs.
A stipulation does not need to be in a particular form, provided it is definite and certain. A number of statutes and court rules provide that stipulations reached out of court must be in writing to prevent fraudulent claims of oral stipulation, circumvent disputes concerning the terms of the stipulation, and relieve the court of the burden of resolving such disputes. Though an oral stipulation in open court is binding, a stipulation made in the judge's chamber must be in writing.
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n. an agreement, usually on a procedural matter, between the attorneys for the two sides in a legal action. Some stipulations are oral, but the courts often require that the stipulation be put in writing, signed, and filed with the court.
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a term in an agreement or a promise.
STIPULATION, contracts. In the Roman law, the contract of stipulation was made in the following manner, namely; the person to whom the promise was to be made, proposed a question to him from whom it was to proceed, fully expressing tho nature and extent of the engagement and, the question so proposed being answered in the affirmative, the obligation was complete. 2. It was essentially necessary that both parties should speak, (so that a dumb man could not enter into a stipulation) that the person making the promise should answer conformably to the specific question, proposed, without any material interval of time, and with the intention of contracting an obligation. 3. From the general use of this mode of contracting, the term stipulation has been introduced into common parlance, and, in modern language, frequently refer's to any thing which forms a material article of an agreement; though it is applied more correctly and more conformably to its original meaning to denote the insisting upon and requiring any particular engagement. 2 Evans' Poth. on Oblig. 19. 4. In this contract the Roman law dispensed with an actual consideration. See, generally, Pothier, Oblig. P. 1, c. 1, s. 1, art. 5. 5. In the admiralty courts, the first process is frequently to arrest the defendant, and then they take the recognizances or stipulation of certain fide jussors in the nature of bail. 3 Bl. Comm. 108; vide Dunlap's Adm. Practice, Index, h. t. 6. These stipulations are of three sorts, namely: l. Judicatum solvi, by which the party is absolutely bound to pay such sum as may be adjudged by the court. 2 De judico sisti, by which he is bound to appear from time to time, during the pendency of the suit, and to abide the sentence. 3. De ratio, or De rato, by which he engages to ratify the acts of his proctor: this stipulation is not usual in the admiralty courts of the United States. 7. The securities are taken in the following manner, namely: 1. Cautio fide jussoria, by sureties. 2. Pignoratitia; by deposit. 3. Juratoria, by oath: this security is given when the party is too poor to find sureties, at the discretion of the court. 4. Aude promissoria, by bare promise: this security is unknown in the admiralty courts of the United States. Hall's Adm. Pr. 12; Dunl. Adm. Pr. 150, 151. See 17 Am. Jur. 51.
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These stipulations having been concluded, Sam locked the door and departed.
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Usage Note: Many critics and grammarians have insisted that so must be followed by that in formal writing when used to introduce a clause giving the reason for or purpose of an action: He stayed so that he could see the second feature. But since many respected writers use so for so that in formal writing, it seems best to consider the issue one of stylistic preference: The store stays open late so (or so that ) people who work all day can buy groceries. Both so and so that are acceptably used to introduce clauses that state a result or consequence: The Bay Bridge was still closed, so (or so that ) the drive from San Francisco to the Berkeley campus took an hour and a half. · Critics have sometimes objected to the use of so as an intensive meaning "to a great degree or extent," as in We were so relieved to learn that the deadline had been extended. This usage is most common in informal contexts, perhaps because, unlike the neutral very, it presumes that the listener or reader will be sympathetic to the speaker's evaluation of the situation. Thus one would be more apt to say It was so unfair of them not to invite you than to say It was so fortunate that I didn't have to put up with your company. For just this reason, the construction may occasionally be used to good effect in more formal contexts to invite the reader to take the point of view of the speaker or subject: The request seemed to her to be quite reasonable; it was so unfair of the manager to refuse. · New England speakers often use a negative form such as so didn't where others would use the positive so did, as in Sophie ate all her strawberries and so didn't Amelia. Since this usage may confuse a speaker who has not previously encountered it, it is best avoided in writing.
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1. ( foll by an adjective or adverb and a correlative clause often introduced by that ) to such an extent: the river is so dirty that it smells.
2. ( used with a negative; it replaces the first as in an equative comparison ) to the same extent as: she is not so old as you.
3. (intensifier): it's so lovely ; I love you so.
4. in the state or manner expressed or implied: they're happy and will remain so.
5. ( not used with a negative; foll by an auxiliary verb or do, have, or be used as main verbs ) also; likewise: I can speak Spanish and so can you.
6. informal indeed: used to contradict a negative statement: You didn't tell the truth. I did so.
7. archaic provided that
8. and so on and so forth and continuing similarly
10. or so approximately: fifty or so people came to see me.
11. quite so I agree; exactamente
12. so be it used to express agreement or resignation
a. a certain degree or amount (of)
segundo. a lot (of): it's just so much nonsense.
a. no more can or need be said about
segundo. used to express contempt for something that has failed: so much for your bright idea.
conj ( subordinating; often foll by that )
15. in order (that): to die so that you might live.
16. with the consequence (that): he was late home, so that there was trouble.
17. so as ( takes an infinitive ) in order (to): to slim so as to lose weight.
18. in consequence; hence: she wasn't needed, so she left.
19. used to introduce a sentence expressing resignation, amazement, or sarcasm: so you're publishing a book.
20. thereupon; and then: and so we ended up in France.
21. used to introduce a sentence or clause to add emphasis: he's crazy, so he is.
22. so what! informal what importance does that have?
used to substitute for a clause or sentence, which may be understood: you'll stop because I said so.
(used with: is, was, etc ) factual; true: it can't be so.
an exclamation of agreement, surprise, etc
[Old English swā; related to Old Norse svā, Old High German sō, Dutch zoo ]
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1. in the way or manner indicated: Do it so.
2. in that or this manner or fashion; thus: So it turned out.
3. in the aforesaid state or condition: It is broken and has long been so.
4. to the extent or degree indicated or suggested: Do not walk so fast.
5. very or extremely: I'm so happy.
6. very greatly: My head aches so!
7. (used before an adverb or an adverbial clause and fol. by as ) to such a degree or extent: so far as I know.
8. having the purpose of: a speech so commemorating the victory.
9. hence; therefore: She was ill, and so stayed home.
10. (used to emphasize or confirm a previous statement) most certainly: I said I would come, and so I will.
11. (used to contradict a previous statement) indeed; truly; too: I was so at the party!
12. likewise or correspondingly; also; too: If he is going, then so am I.
13. in such manner as to follow or result from: As he learned, so did he teach.
14. in the way that follows; in this way.
15. in the way that precedes; in that way.
16. in such way as to end in: So live your life that old age will bring you no regrets.
17. then; subsequently: and so to bed.
18. in order that (often fol. by that ): Check carefully, so any mistakes will be caught.
19. with the result that (often fol. by that ).
20. on the condition that; Si.
21. such as has been stated: to be good and stay so.
22. something that is about or near the persons or things in question, as in number or amount: Of the original twelve, five or so remain.
23. (used as an exclamation of surprise, shock, discovery, inquiry, indifference, etc. according to the manner of utterance.)
24. true as stated or reported; conforming with reality or the fact: Say it isn't so.
[before 900; Middle English; Old English swā, c. Old Frisian sā, sō, Old Saxon, Old High German sō, Old Norse svā, sō, Gothic swa ]
usage: The intensive so meaning “very or extremely” ( Everything's so expensive these days ) occurs chiefly in informal speech and is occasionally criticized in other contexts. In writing and formal speech, intensive so is most often followed by a completing that clause: Everything is so expensive that some families can barely afford necessities. See also as 1. and, but 1 .
so 2
ASI QUE
asi que.
or So.,
s. o.
1. seller's option.
2. shipping order.
asi que
So is used in several different ways.
1. referring back
You can use so after do to refer back to an action that has just been mentioned. For example, instead of saying 'He crossed the street. As he crossed the street, he whistled', you say 'He crossed the street. As he did so . he whistled'.
He went to close the door, falling over as he did so .
A signal which should have turned red failed to do so .
You can use so after if to form a conditional clause. For example, instead of saying 'Are you hungry? If you are hungry, we can eat', you say 'Are you hungry? If so . we can eat'.
Do you enjoy romantic films? If so . you will love this movie.
Have you finished? If so . put your pen down.
You often use so after a reporting verb such as think or expect . especially when you are replying to what someone has said. For example, if someone says 'Is Alice at home?', you can say 'I think so ', meaning 'I think Alice is at home'.
'Are you all right?' – 'I think so .'
'Will he be angry?' – 'I don't expect so .'
'Is it for sale?' – 'I believe so .'
The reporting verbs most commonly used with so are believe . expect . hope . say . suppose . tell . and think .
So is also used in a similar way after I'm afraid .
'Do you think you could lose?' – ' I'm afraid so .'
You can also use so to say that something that has just been said about one person or thing is true about another. You put so at the beginning of a clause, followed by be . have . an auxiliary verb, or a modal, and then the subject of the clause.
His shoes are brightly polished; so is his briefcase .
Yasmin laughed, and so did I .
'You look upset.' – ' So would you if you'd done as badly as I have.'
2. used for emphasis
You can use so to emphasize an adjective. For example, you can say 'It's so cold today'.
These games are so boring .
However, if the adjective is in front of a noun, use such . not 'so'. Say, for example, 'It's such a cold day today'.
She was such a nice girl .
The children seemed so happy .
She seemed such a happy woman .
If the adjective comes after the . this . that . these . those . or a possessive, don't use 'so' or 'such'. Don't say, for example ' It was our first visit to this so old town '. You say 'It was our first visit to this very old town '.
He had recovered from his very serious illness .
I hope that these very unfortunate people will not be forgotten.
You can also use so to emphasize an adverb.
Time seems to have passed so quickly .
3. 'so. that' used to mention a result
You use so in front of an adjective to say that something happens because someone or something has a quality to an unusually large extent. After the adjective, use a that - clause.
The crowd was so large that it overflowed the auditorium .
We were so angry we asked to see the manager .
Be Careful! Don't use 'so' in the second clause. Don't say, for example, ' We were so angry so we asked to see the manager '.
You can use so in a similar way in front of an adverb.
He dressed so quickly that he put his boots on the wrong feet .
She had fallen down so often that she was covered in mud .
Instead of using so in front of an adjective, you can use such in front of a noun phrase containing the adjective. For example, instead of saying 'The car was so old that we decided to sell it', you can say 'It was such an old car that we decided to sell it'.
The change was so gradual that nobody noticed it.
This can be such a gradual process that you are not aware of it.
You can use so . and so . or so that to introduce the result of a situation that you have just mentioned.
He speaks very little English, so I talked to him through an interpreter.
There was no answer and so I asked again.
My suitcase had been damaged, so that the lid would not close.
4. 'so that' in purpose clauses
You also use so that to say that something is done for a particular purpose.
He has to earn money so that he can pay his rent.
asi que
Asi que . Muy and too can all be used to intensify the meaning of an adjective, an adverb, or a word like much or many .
Very is a simple intensifier, without any other meaning.
The room was very small.
We finished very quickly.
So can suggest an emotion in the speaker, such as pleasure, surprise, or disappointment.
Juan makes me so angry!
Oh, thank you so much!
So can also refer forward to a result clause introduced by that .
The traffic was moving so slowly that he arrived three hours late.
Too suggests an excessive or undesirable amount.
The soup is too salty.
She wears too much make-up.
Too can be used with a to - infinitive or with for to say that a particular result does not or cannot happen.
He was too late to save her.
The water was too cold for swimming.
asi que
1. (= to such an extent )
1.1. ( with adj/adv ) → tan I'm so worried → estoy tan preocupado it is so big that → es tan grande que. he was talking so fast I couldn't understand → hablaba tan rápido que no lo entendía I wish you weren't so clumsy → ¡ojalá no fueras tan patoso. it was so heavy! → ¡pesaba tanto! "how's your father?" - "not so good" → -¿cómo está tu padre. - no muy bien it's about so high/long → es más o menos así de alto/largo she's not so clever as him → no es tan lista como él he's not so silly as to do that → no es bastante tonto para hacer eso, no es tan tonto como para hacer eso so many → tantos/as we don't need so many → no necesitamos tantos I haven't got so many pairs of shoes as you → no tengo tantos pares de zapatos como tú so much → tanto/a we spent so much → gastamos tanto I haven't got so much energy as you → no tengo tanta energía como tú I've got so much to do → tengo tantísimo que hacer thank you so much → muchísimas gracias. muy agradecido it's not so very difficult → no es tan difícil see also kind, sure
1.2. ( with vb ) → tanto I love you so → te quiero tanto he who so loved Spain ( liter ) → él que amó tanto a España
4. ( phrases ) so long ! → ¡adiós!. ¡hasta luego! so much the better/worse → tanto mejor /peor she didn't so much as send me a birthday card → no me mandó ni una tarjeta siquiera para mi cumpleaños I haven't so much as a penny → no tengo ni un peso she gave me back the book without so much as an apology → me devolvió el libro sin pedirme siquiera una disculpa so much for her promises! → ¡eso valen sus promesas. ten or so → unos diez, diez más o menos ten or so people → unas diez personas. diez personas o así or más o menos at five o'clock or so → a las cinco o así or o por ahí or más o menos
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a transitive verb For set combinations consisting of put + noun, eg put a price on, put a strain on, put an end to, put at risk, put out of business, put in touch with look up the noun. For put + adverb/preposition combinations, see also phrasal verbs.
1 (=place, thrust)
1.1 (physically) poner . (with precision) colocar (=insert) meter, introducir more frm (=leave) dejar → I put a serviette by each plate puse or coloqué una servilleta junto a cada plato → put it in the drawer ponlo en el cajón she put the chairs in a circle puso or colocó las sillas en círculo shall I put milk in your coffee? ¿te pongo leche en el café? you haven't put any salt in it no le has puesto nada de sal to put an advertisement in the paper poner un anuncio en el periódico he put a coin in the slot puso or metió or more frm introdujo una moneda en la ranura he put the letter in his pocket se metió la carta en el bolsillo he put the ball in the net metió el balón en la red to put sb in a home ingresar a algn en una residencia you should put your money in a bank deberías poner or more frm depositar el dinero en un banco → I put a sheet of paper into the typewriter puse or coloqué una hoja de papel en la máquina de escribir I put my hand into the sack metí la mano en el saco → he put his keys on the table puso or dejó las llaves en la mesa I put some more coal on the fire puse or eché más carbón en el fuego she put her head on my shoulder apoyó or recostó la cabeza en mi hombro my brother put me on the train mi hermano me dejó en el tren to put a button on a shirt coser un botón en una camisa → she put her head out of the window asomó la cabeza por la ventana → he put his hand over his mouth se tapó la boca con la mano, se puso la mano en la boca → he put his head round the door asomó la cabeza por la puerta → put it there! *, handshake ¡chócala! * → I put my fist through the window rompí la ventana con el puño she put a bullet through his head le metió una bala por la cabeza → he put the shell to his ear se puso or se acercó la concha al oído IDIOMS put yourself in my place ponte en mi lugar IDIOMS I didn't know where to put myself * creí que me moría de vergüenza, no sabía dónde meterme → bed → A1 → flight 2 → stay → A1.1
1.2 (with abstract nouns) Some put + noun combinations require a more specific Spanish verb. For very set combinations look up the noun. → the syllabus puts a lot of emphasis on languages el programa (de estudios) hace or pone mucho énfasis en los idiomas → I wouldn't put any faith in what he says yo no creería lo que dice, yo no tendría ninguna confianza en lo que dice → you can put that idea out of your head ya te puedes quitar esa idea de la cabeza → this puts the responsibility on drivers to be aware of the law esto responsabiliza a los conductores de estar enterados de la ley → blame → A → figure → A6 → trust → A1 → tax → A1
2 (=cause to be) poner → to put sb in a good/bad mood poner a algn de buen/mal humor this puts me in a very awkward position esto me pone or deja en una situación muy difícil his win today puts him in second place overall la victoria de hoy le pone or coloca en segunda posición en la clasificación general to put sb in charge of sth poner a algn a cargo de algo → to put sb on a diet poner a algn a dieta or a régimen the doctor has put me on antibiotics el doctor me ha recetado antibióticos
3 (=cause to undertake) → to put sb to sth: it put us to a lot of extra expense nos supuso muchos gastos adicionales → I don't want to put you to any trouble no quiero causarte ninguna molestia → she put him to work immediately lo puso a trabajar en seguida
4 (=express) decir I don't quite know how to put this la verdad, no sé cómo decir esto you can put all that in two words todo eso se puede decir en dos palabras → as Shakespeare puts it como dice Shakespeare → to put it bluntly para decirlo claramente, hablando en plata * → I find it hard to put into words me resulta difícil expresarlo con palabras to put sth into French traducir algo al francés → how shall I put it? ¿cómo lo diría? let me put it this way. digámoslo de esta manera. por decirlo de alguna manera. to put it another way, it'll save you three hours por decirlo de otra manera, te ahorrará tres horas try putting it another way trata de decirlo de otra manera → to put it simply para decirlo sencillamente
5 (=write) poner, escribir what do you want me to put? ¿qué quieres que ponga or escriba? put your name at the top of the paper ponga or escriba su nombre en la parte superior del papel put the title in capital letters pon or escribe el título en letras mayúsculas to put sth in writing poner algo por escrito → I've put you on the waiting list le he puesto en la lista de espera put it on my account (Comm) cárguelo a mi cuenta → he put a line through the offending paragraph tachó el párrafo controvertido → to put one's signature to sth firmar algo
6 (=invest) invertir → to put money into a company invertir dinero en una compañía he put all his savings into the project invirtió todos sus ahorros en el proyecto I put most of the money into shares invertí la mayor parte del dinero en acciones I've put a lot of time and effort into this he invertido un montón de tiempo y esfuerzo en esto, le he dedicado a esto mucho tiempo y esfuerzo she has put a lot into the relationship se ha esforzado mucho en su relación "I'm not getting much out of this course" -- "well, you're not putting much into it, are you?" --no estoy sacando mucho de este curso --tampoco es que te estés esforzando mucho, ¿no?
7 (=contribute) → to put sth towards sth contribuir (con) algo hacia algo I'll pay for the bike but you'll have to put something towards it yo pagaré la bici pero tú tienes que contribuir con algo I'm going to put the money towards a holiday voy a poner or guardar el dinero para unas vacaciones
8 (=expound, submit) [+views] expresar, exponer this will give people an opportunity to put their views esto dará a la gente la oportunidad de expresar or exponer sus puntos de vista he puts the case for a change in the law plantea or expone argumentos a favor de un cambio en la ley she puts a convincing case presenta or da argumentos convincentes → the proposal was put before Parliament la propuesta se presentó ante el parlamento → to put sth to sb how will you put it to him? ¿cómo se lo vas a decir or comunicar? put it to him gently díselo suavemente I put it to you that. les sugiero que. to put a question to sb hacer una pregunta a algn the chairman put the proposal to the committee el presidente sometió la propuesta a votación en el comité we shall have to put it to our members tendremos que someterlo a la votación de nuestros miembros
9 (=estimate) → they put the loss at around £50,000 calcularon or valoraron las pérdidas en unas 50.000 libras his fortune is put at 3 billion se calcula or valora su fortuna en 3 billones the number of dead was put at 6,000 se calculó or estimó el número de muertos en 6.000 I would put him at 40 diría que tiene unos 40 años → some put the figure as high as 20,000 algunos estiman que la cifra llega hasta 20.000
10 (=rank) → he put himself above the law creía estar por encima de la ley → I wouldn't put him among the greatest poets yo no le pondría entre los más grandes poetas → we should never put money before happiness no deberíamos nunca anteponer el dinero a la felicidad I put the needs of my children before anything else para mí las necesidades de mis hijos van por delante de todo lo demás or son más importantes que todo lo demás → she has always put her career first para ella su carrera siempre ha sido lo primero
11 (=set) → she put my brother against me puso a mi hermano en contra mía → to put a watch to the right time poner un reloj en hora to put the words to music poner música a la letra
12 (=throw) → to put the shot (Sport) lanzar el peso
1 (=make, complete) [+plan, reform, change] llevar a cabo [+deal] cerrar [+proposal] hacer aceptar we put through 2,000 orders a week despachamos 2.000 pedidos a la semana
2 (Telec) (=connect) [+call, caller] pasar don't put any calls through for the next hour no pases ninguna llamada en la próxima hora I'm putting you through now ahora le paso or pongo who? Martha? all right, put her through ¿quién? ¿Marta? bueno, ponme con ella → can you put me through to Miss Blair, please por favor, póngame or (esp LAm) me comunica con la Srta. Blair
1 (by providing finance) she put two sons through university mandó a dos hijos a la universidad
2 (=make suffer) she didn't want to put him through another ordeal like that no quiso hacerle pasar por otra prueba tan dura como esa they really put him through it at the interview se las hicieron pasar mal en la entrevista, se las hicieron pasar canutas en la entrevista * IDIOMS to put sb through hell * hacérselas pasar canutas a algn * → pace → A1
▲ put together vt + adv
1 (=place together) poner juntos, juntar put your feet together pon los pies juntos, junta los pies don't put those two together, they fight no pongas a esos dos juntos que se pelean if all the cigars in the world were put together end to end si se unieran uno tras otro todos los puros del mundo put your hands together now for. démosle una calurosa bienvenida a. IDIOMS she's worth more than all the others put together vale más que todos los demás juntos → head → A2 → two → segundo
2 (=assemble) [+model kit, piece of furniture] armar, montar [+meal] preparar [+collection] juntar, reunir [+team] reunir, formar he took it apart piece by piece and put it back together again lo desmontó pieza a pieza y lo volvió a montar otra vez the furniture had been put together out of old crates habían hecho los muebles con viejos cajones de embalaje
3 (=formulate) [+plan, scheme] formular, preparar [+publication] preparar she put together a convincing defence of her client preparó una defensa de su cliente muy convincente he can't even put two sentences together no sabe ni siquiera enhilar dos frases seguidas I need a few minutes to put my thoughts together necesito unos minutos para pensarme las cosas un poco
1 (=raise, lift up) [+window, blinds] subir [+hand] levantar [+flag, sail] izar [+collar] subirse → if you have any questions, put your hand up quien tenga alguna pregunta que levante la mano put 'em up! * [+hands] (in surrender) ¡manos arriba! [+fists] ¡pelea! & # 8594; back → A1.2 → foot → 1
2 (=hang up) [+picture, decorations] colgar [+notice, sign] poner
3 (=erect) [+building, wall] construir, levantar [+statue, monument] erigir, levantar [+fence, barrier] poner [+tent] montar [+umbrella] abrir [+ladder] montar, poner → to put one's hair up recogerse el pelo. (stylishly) hacerse un peinado alto
4 (=send up) [+satellite] lanzar, mandar
5 (=increase) [+price, tax, sb's temperature, blood pressure] aumentar, subir that puts the total up to over 1,000 con eso el total asciende a más de 1.000
6 (=offer) [+reward, prize, prayer] ofrecer [+resistance] oponer the horse put up an excellent performance in today's race el caballo hizo un papel excelente en la carrera de hoy → he didn't put up much of a fight or struggle no se resistió mucho, no opuso mucha resistencia → to put sth up for sale/auction poner algo a la venta/a subasta, vender/subastar algo to put a child up for adoption ofrecer un niño en adopción
7 (=provide) [+money] poner, dar to put up the money for sth poner or dar el dinero para algo
8 (=give accommodation to) alojar, hospedar we need volunteers to put up the visitors se necesitan voluntarios para alojar or hospedar a los visitantes can you put me up for the night? ¿me puedo quedar (en tu casa) esta noche?
9 (=present, put forward) [+plan, petition] presentar [+proposal, suggestion] hacer [+argument, case, defence] presentar [+candidate] proponer ( for para ) he put up a spirited defence of the bill in Parliament hizo una vehemente defensa del proyecto de ley en el parlamento we put him up for chairman lo propusimos para presidente
10 (=preserve) [+fruit] conservar
1 (=stay) hospedarse, alojarse we put up for the night at a hotel esa noche nos alojamos or hospedamos en un hotel
2 (Pol) (=offer o. s.) to put up for president presentarse a presidente to put up for the Greens presentarse como candidato de los Verdes
▲ put upon vi + prep to put upon sb (=inconvenience) molestar a algn, incomodar a algn (=impose on) abusar de la amabilidad de algn
▲ put up to vt + prep (=incite) to put sb up to sth: they said that she had put him up to the murder dijeron que ella le había incitado or instigado al asesinato somebody must have put him up to it alguien ha debido sugerírselo who put you up to this? ¿quién te ha hecho hacer esto?
▲ put up with vi + prep aguantar I can't put up with it any longer ya no (lo) aguanto más you'll just have to put up with it tendrás que aguantarte he has a lot to put up with tiene que aguantar un montón she puts up with a lot es muy tolerante, tiene mucho aguante
a adj (=feigned) fingido
EBITDA
Earnings Before Interest. Impuestos. Depreciation and Amortization. An approximate measure of a company's operating cash flow based on data from the company's income statement. Calculated by looking at earnings before the deduction of interest expenses, taxes, depreciation, and amortization. The formula is:
EBITDA = Revenue – Expenses (excluding interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization)
This earnings measure is of particular interest in cases where companies have large amounts of fixed assets which are subject to heavy depreciation charges (such as manufacturing companies) or in the case where a company has a large amount of acquired intangible assets on its books and is thus subject to large amortization charges (such as a company that has purchased a brand or a company that has recently made a large acquisition).
Since the distortionary accounting and financing effects on company earnings do not factor into EBITDA, it is a good way of comparing companies within and across industries. This measure is also of interest to a company's creditors, since EBITDA is essentially the income that a company has free for interest payments.
En general. EBITDA is a useful measure only for large companies with significant assets, and/or for companies with a significant amount of debt financing. It is rarely a useful measure for evaluating a small company with no significant loans.
Acronym of Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation and Amortization.
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We're building an Open Science platform to bring the world's research online, available to all, for free. With over 34,624,103 registered users and growing at 10% per month, Academia. edu is rapidly transforming the way researchers share their work. We're a small team of 23 people passionate about building great software to open up science. Last year we raised $11 million from Khosla Ventures, Spark Capital, and True Ventures to fuel the growth of the platform and the team.
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Are you aware of how inefficient, inaccurate, slow, and costly, scientific publishing is? Imagine a world where scientific experiments can be peer reviewed and published with an order of magnitude more speed and efficiency.
Academia’s strategy is to fix this broken 100-year old monopolistic system by becoming the largest academic publisher in the world, which is a $10 billion market. We are already the world’s largest academic distribution platform, by users and traffic (10% of the world’s Internet traffic visited our site last year). Now, we’re building and scaling out a modern peer review system, which will turn our distribution platform into a publishing platform.
We're a team of 16 engineers (24 employees total) building an Open Science platform to bring the world's research online, available to all, for free. With over 25M registered users (that's a user-to-engineer ratio of 1.6M to 1!) and growing at 10% per month, we're looking to reach to 60M registered within the next year. We're currently working on products which accelerate the speed of peer review and publication.
At Academia, we believe DevOps isn't a tool or a product. It's an approach to operations. By uniting development and operations teams to automate and standardize processes for infrastructure deployment, we get faster innovation, accelerated time to market, improved deployment quality, better operational efficiency, and more time to focus on our core business goals.
We believe continuously monitoring applications and environments iteratively improves code and processes. Constant improvement is central to DevOps, and we can't improve what we can't measure.
And we believe treating infrastructure as code (using tools like Ansible) helps make operations a seamless fabric.
We are currently hiring for a top tier Cloud/DevOps Engineer to join our Engineering team in our downtown office in San Francisco. The ideal candidate is an expert with AWS and who would have experience and or would be excited working with our technology stack: We use Ruby on Rails, RSpec, Postgres, Nginx, Redis, Elasticsearch, Neo4j, Kafka, Backbone, and React on AWS.
What You'd Be Doing
Work with cutting edge technology in the cloud computing space. We make extensive use of a variety of AWS services and more. You’ll help us stitch it all together.
Improve our build and deployment processes and tools, and take our monitoring game to the next level.
Install, configure, update, and troubleshoot web services and applications. In addition to our own applications written in Python and Ruby.
Participate as a full member of the software engineering team, but bring a level of Linux and infrastructure expertise above what’s required for regular development.
Jump into a high growth startup environment.
Requisitos
Solid CS fundamentals Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science or related major strongly preferred
5-9+ years of Unix/Linux systems administration and development experience
Strong knowledge of web services architecture, and the ability to quickly learn new technologies
Proficiency with Ruby, Python, or other scripting language for automation and system administration
Experience building scalable infrastructure for high traffic websites
Ability to write code as an software engineer
Configuration management and service orchestration experience
Candidates with experience in AWS strongly preferred
Experience with large scale web clusters
Experience with NoSQL technologies
DISTRIBUTED SYSTEMS INFRASTRUCTURE ENGINEER
Distributed Systems Infrastructure Engineer
Are you aware of how inefficient, inaccurate, slow, and costly, scientific publishing is? Imagine a world where scientific experiments can be peer reviewed and published with an order of magnitude more speed and efficiency.
Academia’s strategy is to fix this broken 100-year old monopolistic system by becoming the largest academic publisher in the world, which is a $10 billion market. We are already the world’s largest academic distribution platform, by users and traffic (10% of the world’s Internet traffic visited our site last year). Now, we’re building and scaling out a modern peer review system, which will turn our distribution platform into a publishing platform.
We're a team of 16 engineers (24 employees total) building an Open Science platform to bring the world's research online, available to all, for free. With over 25M registered users (that's a user-to-engineer ratio of 1.6M to 1!) and growing at 10% per month, we're looking to reach to 60M registered within the next year. We're currently working on products which accelerate the speed of peer review and publication.
We’re seeking intuitive Product Designers who can see beyond our current execution. Product Design is instrumental in shaping the future of our product and company.
You’ll work directly with the CEO and VP of Product to create features from concept to execution. You'll also collaborate with our talented team of 13 engineers to build features for our community of over 20M researchers.
Responsabilidades
Architect and build high-scale infrastructure for a rapidly growing web application.
Scale the newsfeed infrastructure and add deep social-graph relevance capabilities to support over 60M registered users.
Build specialized data-layer services for data-intensive parts of the system.
Build highly optimized sub-systems for the most performance-critical parts of the application.
Build deployment management tools for automated scaling on AWS.
Requisitos
Minimum: BSCS. Preferred: MSCS
Expertise building and scaling distributed high throughput systems
Expertise in Linux kernel hacking
Expertise with C/C++
Experience with Java
FULL-STACK SOFTWARE ENGINEER
Full-stack Software Engineer
Are you aware of how inefficient, inaccurate, slow, and costly, scientific publishing is? Imagine a world where scientific experiments can be peer reviewed and published with an order of magnitude more speed and efficiency.
Academia’s strategy is to fix this broken 100-year old monopolistic system by becoming the largest academic publisher in the world, which is a $10 billion market. We are already the world’s largest academic distribution platform, by users and traffic (10% of the world’s Internet traffic visited our site last year). Now, we’re building and scaling out a modern peer review system, which will turn our distribution platform into a publishing platform.
We're a team of 16 engineers (24 employees total) building an Open Science platform to bring the world's research online, available to all, for free. With over 25M registered users (that's a user-to-engineer ratio of 1.6M to 1!) and growing at 10% per month, we're looking to reach to 60M registered within the next year. We're currently working on products which accelerate the speed of peer review and publication.
We’re seeking intuitive Product Designers who can see beyond our current execution. Product Design is instrumental in shaping the future of our product and company.
You’ll work directly with the CEO and VP of Product to create features from concept to execution. You'll also collaborate with our talented team of 13 engineers to build features for our community of over 20M researchers.
What We're Looking For
You should have experience working with the full stack of a web application. Engineers should be capable of handling sysadmin tasks, optimizing database queries, writing app code, and implementing CSS, HTML, and JavaScript on the front end.
Bonus points for experience scaling an application to handle an increasing user base. Familiarity with our current tools is a plus, but it's much more important that you be a fast learner who can pick up new technologies quickly.
Technologies We Use
Ruby on Rails
RSpec
PostgreSQL
Redis
Elasticsearch
Memcached
NginX
Kafka
Neo4j
Backbone and React
AWS
Are you aware of how inefficient, inaccurate, slow, and costly, scientific publishing is? Imagine a world where scientific experiments can be peer reviewed and published with an order of magnitude more speed and efficiency.
Academia’s strategy is to fix this broken 100-year old monopolistic system by becoming the largest academic publisher in the world, which is a $10 billion market. We are already the world’s largest academic distribution platform, by users and traffic (10% of the world’s Internet traffic visited our site last year). Now, we’re building and scaling out a modern peer review system, which will turn our distribution platform into a publishing platform.
We're a team of 16 engineers (24 employees total) building an Open Science platform to bring the world's research online, available to all, for free. With over 25M registered users (that's a user-to-engineer ratio of 1.6M to 1!) and growing at 10% per month, we're looking to reach to 60M registered within the next year. We're currently working on products which accelerate the speed of peer review and publication.
Our stack: Ruby on Rails, RSpec, Postgres, Nginx, Redis, Elasticsearch, Neo4j, Kafka, Backbone, and React on AWS.
You will be a critical part of our product development. Using your advanced knowledge of JavaScript, CSS, and HTML, you will architect, develop, iterate, and evangelize our frontend system. Your team will collaborate with designers and product managers to deliver beautiful experiences used by millions of researchers around the world.
We’re seeking intuitive Product Designers who can see beyond our current execution. Product Design is instrumental in shaping the future of our product and company.
You’ll work directly with the CEO and VP of Product to create features from concept to execution. You'll also collaborate with our talented team of 13 engineers to build features for our community of over 20M researchers.
Required Skills
Advanced experience with JavaScript, CSS, and HTML at scale.
Experience with MVC web frameworks such as Rails, Django.
Experience with Backbone, Ember, or Angular.
You’re comfortable collecting and analyzing data to improve user experiences.
You have a bias towards action.
You’ve shown good judgement in the past when faced with difficult trade offs. You believe that speed and quality can be achieved concurrently.
You maintain a long term vision while delivering short term impact.
You lead by example. Tough problems motivate you to identify and share a solution.
You’re a teacher. You’re always seeking and sharing knowledge that will empower your team to build world class products.
Beneficial Skills and Interests
Single page web application development
OOCSS
You’ve built or extended a UI framework
D3.js or other data visualization technologies
React. js
CoffeeScript or ES6
Utilization of advanced SCSS features
Selenium
Clawback Provision
Definition - What does Clawback Provision mean?
The clawback provision is a term used in the private equity world. Private equity funds are typically set up as general partnerships with the PE firm as the general partner and the investors as limited partners. The compensation for the PE firm is typically structured as a "2 and 20" fee where the "2" refers to the management fees charged, and the 20 refers to the carried interest on any returns above the preferred return.
A clawback provision allows the LP's to "claw back" any carry paid during the life of the fund on previous portfolio investments in order to normalize the final carry to the originally agreed percentage. Therefore, the clawback provision protects the LP's from paying a carry on one investment, and then having a subsequent investment incur losses.
Divestopedia explains Clawback Provision
The clawback provision is the ultimate tool for limited partners to align total investment returns across fund investments. Understandably, PE firms don't like clawback provisions since they add risk to future returns/operations, but they appear to be here to stay.
As PE firms transition from older partners to newer partners, the clawback provisions can be even harder to manage. This is because sometimes, the carry has been paid on investments that the older partners were accountable to, with clawbacks now kicking in for investments that newer partners are now managing. When clawback provisions kick in, the PE firm must ensure it has mechanisms to pay the carry back. These can include a "clawback reserve," but more often the obligation is handled by reducing or eliminating future management fees.
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A TT payment stands for telegraphic transfer or wire/swift transfer which is the cheapest and fastest. It is a legal way of remitting money overseas through any bank with … Forex facility. T/T is just a payment method, but not payment term, so when you discuss the payment term with customers, you must say "T/T+date limit", such as "T/T in advance", "T/T before shipment", "T/T within 15days after shipment", etc. If only "T/T", you might wait a long time for the payments. (MÁS)
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TT - Telegraphic Transfer - A method of payment where and immediate transfer of funds takes place between two bank accounts. in this case, the buyer will have no control … over the receipt of the goods once he has made the payment. LC - Letter of Credit - This a method of transfer where the parties' banks stand guarantor to the transaction. Such an agreement ensures security for both parties. The buyer cannot collect the goods till he has paid the money and the seller cannot collect payment till he has shipped the goods. The effectiveness of the LC will depend on the agreement between both parties. (MÁS)
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One of the decisions that you will likely face about your retirement income surrounds deciding on which annuity payout option to select. While various situations dictate diffe … rent approaches, by having a general understanding of your basic options, you will be able to make the best possible choice when that time arrives. A life annuity payout, also known as straight life or life only, provides benefit checks for your entire lifetime, regardless of how long (or short) that may be, and irrespective of whether or not you still have money left in your account. However, the benefit checks will stop upon your death, even if there is still some money left in your account. In general, this may end up being a good option if do not have any beneficiaries that you would like to leave some of your savings for, expect to live for a really long time, and would like to have the peace of mind of knowing that you will not run out of income. With a period certain annuity payout, you will receive benefit checks over a specific period of time at end of which the payments will end, even if you are still alive. So for instance, if you are receiving monthly payments over a 15 year period, your payments will cease at the end of that time. However, if you were to die before the end of the period, say in 10 years, your beneficiary or estate will continue to receive the rest of the payments for the time remaining (5 years, in this example).The life with guaranteed term payout option, sometimes referred to as life with period certain, combines the two individual payout options described above. You are guaranteed to receive payments for as long as you are alive (the life option), but you are also guaranteed that your beneficiary or estate will continue to receive payments if you were to die before the end of a specified period of time (the period certain option). For example, if you have a life with a 20-year guaranteed term and you die 10 years into your payments, your beneficiary will continue to receive checks for another 10 years to complete the 20-year period certain guarantee. However, once you live beyond the 20-years, your beneficiary will not receive any payments after your death, but your checks not cease insofar as you are alive. With the joint and survivor payout option, you will receive payments over your lifetime, at the end of which another person (usually your spouse) will continue to receive payments for his or her lifetime, too. In many variations of this option, the payment amount that your spouse will receive after your death is less (usually about half) than what was paid to you. The payout option you select may have estate tax implications. Be sure to involve your tax advisor when making your considerations. Figuring out the payout option that will benefit you and your family the most is a decision that requires very careful considerations and in almost all cases, some form of financial modeling. For best results, you may need to have extensive conversations with a financial professional who has experience in this area of planning. (MÁS)
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Without going into too much detail, Negotiation is the act of the Nominated bank in effecting payment to the beneficiary (in advance of its own receipt of funds from the issui … ng bank) of the value of the presentation, less an amount of deduction by reason of the time element between the early payment date and the expected date of receipt of funds from the issuing bank. An LC available by negotiation should not allow for immediate reimbursement (e. g authority to debit issuing bank's account, or claiming reimbursement from third party), and would require the nominated negotiating bank to first pay (or commit to pay at a future date) from its own funds and receive reimbursement only after the issuing bank has received the documents and have found them to be in order. In the event that it has commited to pay at a future date, to constitute an act of negotiation, such date must be earlier than the expected date of reimbursement from the issuing bank On the other hand, under an LC available by Payment, the nominated bank does not advance its own funds, but pays only after it is in a position to either debit the issuing bank's account in its books, or has received reimbursement by claiming on a nominated reimbursing bank. (MÁS)
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DA mean documents against acceptance, where company give acceptance to pay their liabilities on due date, but he can pay remit the DA before its due date. but in case of Lett … er of Credit, UCP are not allowed to pay the LC liabilities before its due date. Thanks Anup Das (MORE)
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This where the exporter/seller sends a number of documents to the customer's bank; when the customer pays in full, the bank gives them the import and release documents ( … DP). In some cases, the customer will sign a 'bill of exchange', which sets out a specific number of days to pay (E. g. 90 days after collection). When the customer signs the bill, they will receive the import and release documents (DA). This is an effective method of payment for small businesses, as it helps provide security for both the buyer and seller. You must be sure however, if allowing a number of days to pay, that the customer is reliable and creditworthy. Otherwise you may be left needing to claim in court to retrieve your money, which is especially difficult with foreign companies. (MÁS)
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TT means Telegraphic Transfer. similar to Bank transfer. And you go to your local bank, they will give you some forms. fill it and follow the steps. If you send the money … to foreign countries, you kinda need swift code. and if you are from Europe, and you also need IBAN code. ) Google them. you will got more details. (MÁS)
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70 anos após os bombardeios atômicos de Hiroshima e Nagasaki, milhares de armas nucleares continuam presentes nos arsenais militares de alguns países. Nesse contexto, como fortalecer a obrigação internacional de desar. more abstract 70 anos após os bombardeios atômicos de Hiroshima e Nagasaki, milhares de armas nucleares continuam presentes nos arsenais militares de alguns países. Nesse contexto, como fortalecer a obrigação internacional de desarmamento nuclear? O texto examina os esforços recentes para proibir as armas nucleares e avançar rumo ao desarmamento.
Publication Date: Aug 2015
Publication Name: Boletim Mundorama
In the 70th anniversary of the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the author explores different options to strengthen the international obligation to nuclear disarmament and remind the nuclear-armed countries. more abstract In the 70th anniversary of the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the author explores different options to strengthen the international obligation to nuclear disarmament and remind the nuclear-armed countries of their pending commitments in this area.
Publication Date: 2015
Publication Name: CEBRI Textos
This policy brief explores four pathways that non-nuclear weapon states (NNWS) may follow to try to break the current deadlock in global nuclear disarmament. The underlying assumption is that NNWS should be prepared t. more abstract This policy brief explores four pathways that non-nuclear weapon states (NNWS) may follow to try to break the current deadlock in global nuclear disarmament. The underlying assumption is that NNWS should be prepared to lead the way to ‘Nuclear Zero’. The policy recommendations that follow set out to favor the move towards zero and to facilitate the process of abolishing nuclear weapons. Although these recommendations are aimed at Brazil, they may be pursued by other countries interested in achieving disarmament.
Publication Date: 2015
This article takes stock of Brazil’s contribution to the international nuclear order, describing and explaining recent actions taken by the country regarding non-proliferation and disarmament. Drawing on Brazil’s pas. more abstract This article takes stock of Brazil’s contribution to the international nuclear order, describing and explaining recent actions taken by the country regarding non-proliferation and disarmament. Drawing on Brazil’s past and current nuclear policies, this analysis also puts forward a set of policy recommendations that seek to deepen the contributions to the global efforts made thus far. The underlying assumption of this work is that Brazil should not be satisfied with the role of a “moralizing spectator”, it should try to take the center stage and sponsor new initiatives to improve the international non-proliferation and disarmament regime.
Publication Date: 2015
70 anos após os bombardeios atômicos de Hiroshima e Nagasaki, milhares de armas nucleares continuam presentes nos arsenais militares de alguns países. Nesse contexto, como fortalecer a obrigação internacional de desar. more abstract 70 anos após os bombardeios atômicos de Hiroshima e Nagasaki, milhares de armas nucleares continuam presentes nos arsenais militares de alguns países. Nesse contexto, como fortalecer a obrigação internacional de desarmamento nuclear? O texto examina os esforços recentes para proibir as armas nucleares e avançar rumo ao desarmamento.
Publication Date: Aug 2015
Publication Name: Boletim Mundorama
In the 70th anniversary of the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the author explores different options to strengthen the international obligation to nuclear disarmament and remind the nuclear-armed countries. more abstract In the 70th anniversary of the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the author explores different options to strengthen the international obligation to nuclear disarmament and remind the nuclear-armed countries of their pending commitments in this area.
Publication Date: 2015
Publication Name: CEBRI Textos
This policy brief explores four pathways that non-nuclear weapon states (NNWS) may follow to try to break the current deadlock in global nuclear disarmament. The underlying assumption is that NNWS should be prepared t. more abstract This policy brief explores four pathways that non-nuclear weapon states (NNWS) may follow to try to break the current deadlock in global nuclear disarmament. The underlying assumption is that NNWS should be prepared to lead the way to ‘Nuclear Zero’. The policy recommendations that follow set out to favor the move towards zero and to facilitate the process of abolishing nuclear weapons. Although these recommendations are aimed at Brazil, they may be pursued by other countries interested in achieving disarmament.
Publication Date: 2015
This article takes stock of Brazil’s contribution to the international nuclear order, describing and explaining recent actions taken by the country regarding non-proliferation and disarmament. Drawing on Brazil’s pas. more abstract This article takes stock of Brazil’s contribution to the international nuclear order, describing and explaining recent actions taken by the country regarding non-proliferation and disarmament. Drawing on Brazil’s past and current nuclear policies, this analysis also puts forward a set of policy recommendations that seek to deepen the contributions to the global efforts made thus far. The underlying assumption of this work is that Brazil should not be satisfied with the role of a “moralizing spectator”, it should try to take the center stage and sponsor new initiatives to improve the international non-proliferation and disarmament regime.
Publication Date: 2015
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Limited Liability Company (LLC)
A limited liability company, or LLC is a business organization structure that allows for certain favorable tax treatments, as well as personal liability protection, for the “members” involved. It is important to note that the specific structure and status can vary from state to state so complete consideration to the state’s laws in which the LLC will be formed is crucial.
An LLC as a business structure model allows for multiple owners, or “Members,” and a “Managing Member,” to enjoy limited liability. The Managing Member is typically the figure head of the organization and is responsible for it’s management. The profits or losses of the business organization pass directly through to the Member’s personal income tax return (IRS Form 1040). The LLC files a Form 1065, then lists each member’s taxable profit on IRS Form K-1. The net profit of the LLC is not considered to be income earned by the Members (though it can be for the Managing Member as a special “fringe benefit” treatment–see below), and thus is not subject to self-employment tax.
Advantages of the LLC
An LLC allows for an unlimited number of Members; however, if the LLC has just one owner (Member), it will be taxed as a sole proprietorship.
The LLC allows for the “special allocation” of profits–the disproportionate splitting of Member profits and losses (in different percentages than their respective percentages of ownership). This means that Members can enjoy the benefits of receiving profits (and writing off losses) in excess of their individual ownership percentage.
The Members enjoy Limited Liability, which means they are mostly personally protected from any liability of the LLC and successful judgments, as well as from the LLC itself.
Managing Members’ share of net profit is considered earned income because the Managing Member is considered to be an active owner–therefore qualifying the Managing Member for special “fringe benefit” tratamiento.
The Members’ share of the bottom-line (“net”) profit of an LLC is not considered earned income, and therefore is not subject to self-employment tax.
Members are compensated using either distributions of profit or guaranteed payments. A distribution of profit allows each member to pay themselves by merely writing checks–whenever they need the money (provided the business has the available cash). Guaranteed payments represent earned income to the members, thereby qualifying them to enjoy the benefits of tax-favored “fringe benefits.”
The Managing Member of an LLC can deduct 100% of the health insurance premiums he or she pays, up to the extent of their pro-rata share of the LLC’s net profit, because the profit is considered earned income. Note: If a member has earned income, he or she will also qualify.
A Corporation can be a member of an LLC. This allows you to create an additional level of ownership, which is designed to create an entity that can offer such traditional “fringe benefits” as retirement plans and an additional level of protection from liability.
As a Member, you can contribute capital or other assets to the LLC, or loan the LLC money to put dollars or value into the business. You can take dollars out by taking a repayment of your loan (plus interest), a distribution of profit or a guaranteed payment. If any of the members die, the LLC can continue to exist–subject to the unanimous positive vote on the part of all remaining members.
Disadvantages of an LLC
Each Member’s pro-rata share of profits represents taxable income–whether or not a member’s share of profits is distributed to him or her.
The Managing Member’s share of the bottom-line profit of the LLC is considered earned income, and therefore is subject to self-employment tax.
The Members’ share of bottom-line profit is not considered earned income because the Members are considered to be inactive owners; therefore, the Members do not qualify for special tax-favored “fringe benefit” tratamiento.
As a member of an LLC, you are not allowed to pay yourself wages.
Additionally, the LLC shares a few benefits over other business structures–for example, while a Sub-chapter “S” corporation may allow for many of the same protections and asset distribution facilities, they are limited to 75 “stockholders,” and none of these stockholders can be in the form of a Corporation nor IRA’s (in direct contrast to an LLC which does permit Corporations as “Members”)–thus limiting this option to smaller organizations or forcing the buyback or buyout of stockholders for those organizations wishing to convert.
The main reasons for LLC Formation or Limited Liability Company organization are lawsuit protection, credibility, tax savings, deductible employee benefits, asset protection, anonymity, the ease of raising capital, creating a separate legal entity for personal protection, Forming an LLC has a broad range of powers beyond that of a sole proprietorship, small claims court benefits, separate liability for corporate debts, and perpetual duration. After LLC Formation or LLC incorporation you create a separate legal person. You are a shareholder. You can control the corporation. However, when your business is sued you can be protected from being sued personally after Forming an LLC or LLC Formation.
Reducing Personal Liability
When you are Forming an LLC or LLC incorporation you create a separate person from the one or ones who own it. Therefore, when Forming an LLC or your LLC Incorporation is sued, there are provisions in the law to protect the owners (members) and managers from personal liability. Once you do business with the public or have even one employee, you are wide open to legal liability. Year after year there are thousands of us who lose nearly everything we have due to personal liability with our unincorporated businesses. In addition, once after LLC Formation it is important that your business follows certain, relatively simple, formalities so that it looks and acts like a separate legal entity.
Forming an LLC Tax Advantages
There are more tax deductions available after Forming an LLC than to businesses that are not LLCs. A few examples of the benefits you can enjoy when you form a Limited Liability Company include medical expenses, pension plan, business trips and entertainment. It is reported the group with the highest percentage of tax audits is the one that includes the Schedule “C” form filed by the self-employed. The audit rate for the LLC Corporation is much lower than the self-employed. You may own and be employed by your LLC Incorporation at time same time, thus, eliminating the Schedule “C” self-employment return from your list of filed IRS tax documents. The IRS seems to give preferential treatment after Forming an LLC and LLC Formation with regard to tax deduction.
Deductible Employee Benefits
When you are Forming an LLC you can provide for a wide-array of tax deductions for you and your employees. Even a one-person Forming an LLC or LLC incorporation can enjoy tremendous tax-deductible benefits such as health insurance deductions, travel deductions, automobile deductions, entertainment deductions, recreational facilities and many more. One of the most beneficial deductions is the pension plan or 401K. Money placed in a properly structured pension plan is tax deductible and the funds grow tax-free for retirement. These outstanding benefits alone can pay for Forming an LLC or your LLC Formation many times over.
LLCs and Asset Protection
A lawsuit typically comes from one of two directions: business or personal. When your business is sued – someone slipping and falling in your place of business, getting into an automobile accident during working hours, for example – there are provisions in the law so that either Forming an LLC or an LLC Corporation can protect you from being sued personally. However, when you are sued personally – getting into an automobile accident during non-working hours and getting sued for more than your insurance coverage, for example, the Forming an LLC or LLC Formation may provide better protection. A Forming an LLC has members. LLC incorporation has shareholders. Corporate law allows your stock to be confiscated in a personal lawsuit. In contrast, there are provisions in the law such that when you are sued personally, your membership in your LLC may be protected from being taken away from you. This is one reason why the Forming an LLC has become the most popular choice for owing assets such as real estate.
LLCs and Anonymity
Owning an asset in your own name, such as a business, an investment property or an automobile, provides an easy target for one performing an asset search. Before initiating a lawsuit, it is quite common for an attorney to perform an asset search. If no assets can be located in your name this may decrease the chance that litigation will be pursued. Placing assets in the name of a LLC Formation and Limited Liability Companies may provide a cloak of privacy between you and those contemplating legal action against you. This privacy is enhanced when “nominee” managers are listed. With the Companies Incorporated Nominee Privacy Service, you retain ownership and control of your company. However, you elect Companies Incorporated representatives (who have no control or ownership of your Forming an LLC) to be listed in the public records.
Raising Capital
There is a greater source of capital available to LLC Corporation and LLC Formation than to partnerships or proprietorships. Because Forming an LLC is separate from the owners, people tend to be more willing to invest money without accepting liability or responsibility for company business. The Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans are full of individuals who hold the highest percentage of their wealth through ownership of companies they or their family members started. Many sole-proprietorship or partnership businesses are sold for one to two times annual earnings. Whereas, many companies are valued at between 12 to 25 times annual earnings or more.
Separate Legal Entity Status
Because you and your LLC incorporation are two separate legal entities, lawsuits brought against your company do not need to affect you personally. When your Limited Liability Company borrows money, there are measures such that you are not personally liable to repay the debt. Forming an LLC remains after the life of the owner(s). However, a sole proprietorship ceases to exist after the life of the owner.
Broad Range of Powers
Forming an LLC may engage in any lawful activity, including, but not limited to the following:
Forming an LLC has the power to hold, purchase and convey real property and personal property and to mortgage or lease any such real and personal estate with its authorization. An LLC incorporation has the power to hold real and personal property in any state, territory or country.
Has the power to make contracts.
May exist continuously, even after the death of the owner(s).
Has the power to borrow money when necessary for the transaction of its business, or for the exercise of its company rights, privileges or franchises, or for any other lawful purpose of its formation.
Forming an LLC and LLC Formation can issue bonds, promissory notes, bills of exchange, debentures, and other obligations and evidences of indebtedness, payable at a specified time or times, or payable upon the happening of a specified event or events, whether secured by mortgage, pledge or otherwise, or unsecured, for money borrowed, or in payment for property purchased, or acquired, or for any other lawful object.
LLC Corporation and LLC incorporation has the power to sue and be sued in any court of law or equity.
Has have power to appoint such officers and agents as the affairs of the company shall require, and to allow them suitable compensation.
Has the power to make an operating agreement not inconsistent with the constitution or laws of the United States, or of the State in which the LLC is formed, for the management, regulation and government of its affairs and property, the transfer of its stock, the transaction of its business, and the calling and holding of meetings of its stockholders.
Has the power to wind up and dissolve itself, or be wound up or dissolved.
Has the power to adopt and use a company seal or stamp, and alter the same at pleasure.
Has the power to guarantee, purchase, hold, sell, assign, transfer, mortgage, pledge or otherwise dispose of the units of membership of, or any bonds, securities or evidences of the indebtedness created by, any other company, while owners of such units, bonds, securities or evidences of indebtedness, to exercise all the rights, powers and privileges of ownership, including the right to vote, if any.
Has the power to purchase, hold, sell and transfer units of its own membership, and use therefore its capital, capital surplus, surplus, or other property or fund.
Has the power to conduct business, have one or more offices, and hold, purchase, mortgage and convey real and personal property in any of the several states, territories, possessions and dependencies of the United States, the District of Columbia, and any foreign countries as allowed by law.
Has the power to do all and everything necessary and proper for the accomplishment of the objects enumerated in its certificate or articles of organization, or any amendment thereof, or necessary or incidental to the protection and benefit of the LLC, and, in general, to carry on any lawful business necessary or incidental to the attainment of the objects of the LLC, whether or not such business is similar in nature to the objects set forth in the certificate or articles of organization of the company, or any amendment thereof.
Has the power to make donations for the public welfare or for charitable, scientific or educational purposes.
Has the power to enter into partnerships, general or limited, or joint ventures, in connection with any lawful activities, as may be allowed by law.
Small Claims Court
A Limited Liability Company may send a manager, officer, director or an employee to represent the company in most small claims courts. Unlike a sole proprietorship, this can free up the time of the owner to operate the business while employees take care of legal matters.
Separate Liability for Corporate Debts
Forming an LLC and LLC Formation are separate from those who own it. If the company loses a lawsuit or has a debt it cannot pay, Forming an LLC or the LLC Formation itself is responsible. The Limited Liability Company can provide a strong shield to protect the personal assets of the members and managers. In contrast, with a sole proprietorship or partnership, the owners can lose personal assets in a business lawsuit. If the members and/or managers have personally guaranteed corporate debts, of course, they can be held liable. In addition, Forming an LLC must be established and operated properly for the legal shield to remain in place. For maximum protection, it is legally prudent to treat the LLC Corporation as a separate legal entity. For example, it is important to pay company expenses with company money (or be sure the company promptly reimburses you for business expenses if you have paid them personally). Conversely, you would not pay your personal electric bill with company money. Instead, the company pays you a salary from the company checking account (which is a tax-deduction for the company). You deposit your salary check in to your personal checking account and use those funds to pay your personal electrical bill.
Other Information
Do I need two members?
Many states allow for the creation of single-member LLCs. Other states require two or more members. It is important to remember that the IRS may apply different tax liabilities to a LLC with only one member (taxed as a corporation or disregarded entity for tax purposes) than it does to an LLC with more than one member (taxed as a partnership by default).
Must I hold LLC meetings?
In many states, an LLC is not required to hold the simple member/manager meetings in order to maintain the protection provided against liability as are required by officers/directors and shareholders of corporations. For example, California does not require member/manager meetings unless the LLC’s Articles of Organization specifically require them
Who votes in an LLC?
In most cases, voting rights are proportional to the percentage of membership (“ownership”) interest. However, the articles of organization or operating agreement may establish a different set of criteria for voting rights
Can I sell Member Shares?
Typically, member shares may be sold only upon the approval of members holding a majority in interest, unless otherwise stipulated by the articles of organization or the operating agreement..
How long does an LLC endure?
Many states now allow an LLC to have a perpetual existence. In the past LLC’s were required to provide a date on which the LLC’s existence would terminate. In most cases, unless otherwise provided in the articles of organization or a written operating agreement, an LLC is suspended upon death, withdrawal, resignation, or bankruptcy of a member, with some exceptions.
Do I need an Operating Agreement?
Yes, the complete the creation of an LLC includes the drafting of an Operating Agreement. The Operating Agreement must be created, either prior to or directly after the filing of the Article of Organization. An Operating Agreement may be either oral or written.
What paper work is required to form an LLC?
The Articles of Organization must be legally drafted and filed with the state office. Initial fees must also be paid at this time.
What are the disadvantages of a LLC?
There is no reliable continuity. If a member is dismissed, dies, is disabled or resigns, the LLC is dissolved unless the Articles of Organization or Operating Agreement state otherwise. When the LLC is formed, some states require that a date for the future dissolution of the LLC be recorded. On the other hand, a corporation would continue to exist as an entity in the event of the death, disability or dismissal of a director(s) or officer(s). There a great deal of paperwork involved in the creation LLC. Companies Incorporated prides itself on making this process as expeditious and efficient as possible. If you are considering an LLC, please contact our associates to discuss how we can help you.
What State Should I Form my LLC In
This is a very important question that bears careful consideration of a number of factors. While you are not required to incorporate in the state of your residence, you must consider things such as analyzing costs of incorporating as a foreign corporation or LLC in another state, the physical location of your facilities, if any, and a careful review of what advantages incorporating in a state other than your own might provide.
The fees, regulations and corporate governing laws vary from state to state, as do the rights and privileges assigned to members, managing members, directors, and boards. It is generally simpler and most cost effective to form the LLC in your home state or state of residence, especially if your LLC will primarily conduct business in just one state. Forming the LLC in your home state will reduce the amount of filings and not subject the LLC to foreign filing requirements and fees. However, there are some very real advantages, depending on the type of business you intend to operate and tax situations you wish to take advantage of, when incorporating in other states such as Delaware and Nevada.
When conducting business in any state other than the one in which you or your business is incorporated in, you will be requires to file a “Foreign Qualification” for that particular state, which will increase the fees and paperwork (e. g. your corporation is formed in Delaware but you wish to conduct business in California, California will require a Foreign Qualification)–not a tremendous hurdle, especially if the business volume warrants the added expense, but definitely worthy of consideration. Consider too that a foreign corporation or LLC, once qualified to conduct business in another state, is subject to franchise taxes and annual report fees from both the state of incorporation and the qualifying state in most instances. The advantage of forming an LLC in a state with very low or no corporate income tax is thus not as great as it may in appear in some instances.
Considerations about Forming an LLC in Delaware or Nevada
Because Delaware and Nevada are commonly recognized as states that are pro-business and suitable for many types of businesses, they tend to be the states that attract “foreign formations.”
Delaware
Delaware is considered to be a corporate haven by many, and is considered to have more “modern” and flexible laws governing corporations formed there, as well as being very business-friendly. As such, corporate and LLC applications are seen as a priority, with excellent service and efficient turn around provided by the local government staff–generally quicker than most other states. Over half of publicly traded companies and more than 58% of the Fortune 500 companies are incorporated in Delaware for the benefits afforded these larger corporations, especially those that “go public,” or sell stocks on the open market.
Some of the benefits include:
A low initial incorporation or LLC formation cost No corporate income tax for corporations incorporated in Delaware but not transacting business in the state. The Delaware Court of Chancery, a separate legal court system, does not use juries, but uses judges appointed for their knowledge of corporate law in dealing with corporate legal decisions. One person can hold all of the officer positions of the corporation, and these names are not required to be listed in the articles of incorporation. Shareholders, directors, and officers of the corporation need not be residents of Delaware. Shares of stock owned by persons outside of Delaware are not subject to Delaware taxes.
Nevada
Nevada is notable for its lack of state corporate income tax and personal income tax–this can be a boon if taxation is a major consideration. It also allows for a greater level of privacy for corporations and their shareholders. As such, Nevada can be particularly favorable for corporations located in California and other Western US states. While any public corporation can benefit from Nevada’s flexible statute, Nevada is particularly attractive to privately-held corporations, as its statute’s default provisions geared towards favoring management. As is the case with forming a corporation in Delaware, critics of the formation of corporations in Nevada believe that its laws and courts are excessively friendly to corporations.
Benefits of forming a Nevada Corporation:
Flexibility to a Board of Directors in managing the affairs of a corporation, Permitting management to put in place strong protection from hostile takeovers. Courts in that state are more focused on the application of corporate law than the courts of most other states Nevada’s courts are developing a strong body of case law that serves to give corporations and their counsel guidance on matters of corporate governance. Nevada’s tax structure is also a large benefit to incorporation in Nevada. Nevada has no franchise tax. It also has no corporate income tax or personal income tax.
Disputes over the internal affairs of Nevada corporations are filed in the Nevada State District Courts, and can be appealed to the Nevada State Supreme Court.
Delaware LLCs
In October of 1992, Delaware law recognized Limited Liability Companies (LLC)–and the rush was on. As the name implies, forming a Limited Liability Company offers members limited liability protection and certain tax benefits, especially in the business and corporate-friendly state of Delaware. And Fortune 500 companies tend to agree–over half of the Fortune 500 companies choose to incorporate in Delaware. The tiny state of Delaware is fast becoming renown as a business haven for mid to large corporations and LLCs looking for a business-friendly environment, with courts and systems that understand the sometimes-complicated corporate world. A large part of the attraction to this state is the fact that the state charges no corporate income tax on companies not operating within the state, though all Delaware corporations and LLCs must pay an annual corporate franchise tax. Delaware’s laws (i. e. the Delaware General Corporation Law) were designed to allow maximum flexibility to corporate structures and operations. With the added flexibility of an LLC, one can begin to see the allure of forming the LLC in Delaware. Forming the LLC in Delaware also offers members protection from business debts and lawsuits, potential taxation benefits, increased confidentiality, and greatly increased business flexibility. While there are a number of factors that must be considered before deciding that Delaware is the state best suited for your company, if these factors are applicable to you and your business, then forming your LLC in Delaware can offer a substantial advantage to you and your company.
Factors to Consider
An LLC offers the benefits and flexibility of ownership as a partnership, while at the same time offering the limited liability and asset protections of a corporation. In addition to this limited liability protection, there are also substantial tax benefits to be garnered from the formation of an LLC. A Delaware LLC allows for as few as one member or as many members as your company is willing to have, with no limitations on numbers, and no limitations with respect to types of stock. The company must select a managing member who is typically the figure head of the organization and is responsible for it’s management. The profits or losses of the business organization pass directly through to the Member’s personal income tax return (“pass through taxation”), with no taxation at the LLC level. The net profit of the LLC is not considered to be income earned by the Members (though it can be for the Managing Member as a special “fringe benefit” treatment–see below), and thus is not subject to self-employment tax.
Once the election to form an LLC is made, it is imperative that a well-written Operating Agreement be drafted that specifically outlines the distribution methods, rights and benefits of members and the managing member, capitalization, and any other rights, duties, assignments and responsibilities necessary for the proper operation of the LLC. The Operating Agreement can be compared to the bylaws of a corporation, wherein a properly written one, and strict adherence to it, helps to ensure the “corporate veil” protection of the LLC.
Another often-cited benefit of an LLC is that it is not subject to the same, stringent corporate formalities that a C or S corporation is subject to. It can be simpler to establish and run an LLC, provided that a quality, well written Operating Agreement is in place.
Business Knowledgeable Courts
One of the primary reasons that Delaware is considered a business haven is because of the understanding that their court system is very sophisticated in its understanding and treatment of corporations. The courts in that state are generally regarded as more experienced in the application of corporate law than those of other states, mainly a by-product of the sheer number of companies incorporated there. Disputes over the internal affairs of Delaware corporations are frequently filed in the Court of Chancery, which is one of the last separate courts of equity (as opposed to “law”) in any U. S. state. Being a court of equity, there are no juries, and its cases are decided by the judges (or “Chancellors”) of the Court. These chancellors tend to know the “ins and outs” of the complicated corporate transactions and meanderings and hence render sophisticated judgments on issues that may baffle ordinary civil courts. Because the Court of Chancery cannot award money damages, Delaware’s Superior Court, the trial court of general jurisdiction, also hears and considers a large number of cases between corporations involving claims for money. Finally, due to the number of corporations which choose to incorporate in Delaware, the Federal Bankruptcy court in that state handles many high-profile insolvency matters, and the United States district court for the district of Delaware considers many patent disputes between Delaware corporations.
Usury Laws
In the 1980s, then-Delaware Governor Pierre Samuel du Pont IV shepherded the Financial Center Development Act through the Delaware General Assembly. The act was instrumental in eliminating virtually all usury laws in Delaware, giving banks an immediate incentive to start credit-card subsidiaries in Delaware, as Federal law provides that usury limitations, or lack thereof, are limited to those of a bank’s home state, irrespective of where the bank conducts business. This encouraged an explosion in competition among banks to issue credit cards with varying rates for various levels of consumer credit. And because of Delaware’s minimal regulation of interest rates charged, banks were able to issue high-interest rate cards to high-risk consumers.
Advantages and Benefits of Forming a Delaware LLC
Asset Protection from Liability. Delaware LLC members enjoy Limited Liability, which means they are mostly personally protected from any liability of the LLC and successful judgments, as well as from the LLC itself. Couple that with the Business Court’s reputation for efficiency and fairness with their experience in corporate law, and the benefit becomes quite clear.
Business and Corporation knowledgeable court systems.
Banking-friendly Usury laws.
Tax Advantages. Delaware charges no corporate income tax on companies not operating within the state, though all Delaware corporations must pay an annual corporate franchise tax.
A Delaware LLC allows for “multi-tiered” ownership wherein an S or C corporation can be a member–this can allow for substantial tax benefits, and increased liability protection.
Delaware allows for “single member” LLCs.
The LLC allows for the “special allocation” of profits–the disproportionate splitting of Member profits and losses (in different percentages than their respective percentages of ownership). This means that Members can enjoy the benefits of receiving profits (and writing off losses) in excess of their individual ownership percentage, so long as it is clearly delineated in the Operating Agreement.
Managing Members’ share of net profit is considered earned income because the Managing Member is considered to be an active owner–therefore qualifying the Managing Member for special “fringe benefit” tratamiento.
The Members’ share of the bottom-line (“net”) profit of an LLC is not considered earned income, and therefore is not subject to self-employment tax.
Members are compensated using either distributions of profit or guaranteed payments. A distribution of profit allows each member to pay themselves by merely writing checks–whenever they need the money (provided the business has the available cash). Guaranteed payments represent earned income to the members, thereby qualifying them to enjoy the benefits of tax-favored “fringe benefits.”
The Managing Member of an LLC can deduct 100% of the health insurance premiums he or she pays, up to the extent of their pro-rata share of the LLC’s net profit, because the profit is considered earned income. Note: If a member has earned income, he or she will also qualify.
A Corporation can be a member of an LLC. This allows you to create an additional level of ownership, which is designed to create an entity that can offer such traditional “fringe benefits” as retirement plans and an additional level of protection from liability.
As a Member, you can contribute capital or other assets to the LLC, or loan the LLC money to put dollars or value into the business. You can take dollars out by taking a repayment of your loan (plus interest), a distribution of profit or a guaranteed payment. If any of the members die, the LLC can continue to exist–subject to the unanimous positive vote on the part of all remaining members or a proviso in the Operating Agreement.
Tax Advantages. Delaware allows for pass through taxation of LLCs and partnerships, and does not collect personal, corporate, inventory, franchise, gift, business occupation or stock transfer taxes. And with the federal “check box” method of taxation, the Delaware LLC can choose to be taxed via the partnership model with “pass through” taxation. This can amount to a substantial savings to a business.
The Delaware LLC has a perpetual life and membership is easily transferable. It is advisable to enter into a Members’ Agreement if alternative conditions are required.
Delaware LLC Fees and Costs
Aside from a $60 state Franchise fee, based upon the number and value of shares, LLCs and most Limited Partnerships pay $200.00 every year
Charging Order
If a judgment is awarded against the LLC itself, it may be levied, and LLC’s property seized or sold in payment, much in the same manner that a corporation would be treated. Conversely, if a judgment is awarded against a particular member, and with a properly written operating agreement stating as such, distribution usually cannot be compelled to satisfy a member’s judgment debt (this is why it is critical to have a well crafted operating agreement, you’re your protection be mitigated). Creditors or judgment debtors have to satisfy themselves with a “Charging Order” that grants them rights to distributions made by an LLC to a particular member named in the judgment. This gives them the rights to that distribution, but does not affect the rights, assets, or distributions of other members or of the LLC as a whole. These types of protections characterize the attraction to LLCs by potential investors.
It should be apparent that forming your LLC in Delaware can offer a tremendous business advantage to your company, especially if you intend to operate out of state or in other jurisdictions. Potential investors are attracted to the security and asset protection implied by the business-savvy court systems and general corporation-friendly laws in Delaware, and the state offers a tremendous amount of benefits in the form of protection from liability, asset protection, taxation, and business flexibility. Incorporating or forming your LLC in Delaware will go a long way in making your company more credible in business and in investment-sourcing.
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Meaning Misheard lyric. Origin The correct lyric from Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze is 'scuse me while I kiss the sky'. Actually, even after knowing the authorised version of the lyric, it still sounds to me that Hendrix is singing 'kiss this guy'. It is possible that he phrased it ambiguously. He certainly played around with the lyric in later live performances, once the misheard version became well known. Origin From Shakespeare's Hamlet. Often misquoted for some reason as 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well'. HAMLET: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing. Origin From the Bible, Old Testament Genesis iv. 9. 'And the Lord said unto Cain, where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper? Origin Supposedly said by the Victorian journalist Stanley when finding Livingstone in the African bush. Origin From Shakespeare's King Lear Origin From Shakespeare's Macbeth. Origin Martin Luther King 'I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up, live out the true meaning of its creed: we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.' Origin From Shakespeare's Cymbeline. Origin Oscar Wilde quotation - worth remembering at passport control. Origin Line from Winston Churchill's wartime speech on becoming prime minister of the UK in 1940. Origin From Shakespeare's Henry V. Origin Nursery game. Origin From Shakespeare's Othello. Meaning If I were free to choose Meaning Jokey affirmative answer to a question.' The Pope's Catholicism must be considered beyond question. PS I heard a nice Popish joke recently. 'I made a joke about the Pope and it upset my girlfriend. ¿Qué? - didn't you know she was catholic. Yes, but I didn't know the Pope was.' Meaning Ironic version of 'Is the Pope catholic?'. Origin For many centuries all Popes were Italian. Origin From Shakespeare's Macbeth. Origin Often used by Queen Elizabeth II when making public speeches. Was satirised in the UK and she doesn't use it any more. Origin From Shakespeare's Sonnet 18 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Origin From Shakespeare's The Tempest.
Direitos Autorais: © 2004 The Phrase Finder. Take a look at Phrase Finder’s sister site, the Phrases Thesaurus. a subscription service for professional writers & language lovers. Mais: A tradução de I do Inglês para o Inglês
WAK I-Wak is a language spoken in the Philippines. The language is: I-Wak
Noun 1. a nonmetallic element belonging to the halogens; used especially in medicine and photography and in dyes; occurs naturally only in combination in small quantities (as in sea water or rocks) (synonym) iodine, iodin, atomic number 53 (hypernym) chemical element, element (hyponym) iodine-131 (substance-holonym) seawater, saltwater, brine 2. the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number; "he has the one but will need a two and three to go with it"; "they had lunch at one" (synonym) one, 1, ace, single, unity (hypernym) digit, figure (hyponym) monad, monas 3. the 9th letter of the Roman alphabet (hypernym) letter, letter of the alphabet, alphabetic character (member-holonym) Roman alphabet, Latin alphabet Adjective 1. used of a single unit or thing; not two or more; "`ane' is Scottish" (synonym) one, 1, ane (similar) cardinal
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ADJ inmost| deepest| bottommost| last; (inferus); [
vox => highest treble] V be produced| come to birth
Equivalent to number 1
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hear it Like the "i" sound in English "bit". n. axila
In our old authors, I was often used for ay (or aye), yes, which is pronounced nearly like it.
I, the ninth letter of the English alphabet, takes its form from the Phoenician, through the Latin and the Greek. The Phoenician letter was probably of Egyptian origin. Its original value was nearly the same as that of the Italian I, or long e as in mete. Etymologically I is most closely related to e, y, j, g; as in dint, dent, beverage, L. bibere; E. kin, AS. cynn; E. thin, AS. /ynne; E. dominion, donjon, dungeon.
As a numeral, I stands for 1, II for 2, etc. ( object. ) The nominative case of the pronoun of the first person; the word with which a speaker or writer denotes himself. ( prefix. ) See Y-.
Direitos Autorais: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913), edited by Noah Porter. About Mais: A tradução de I do Inglês para o Inglês
ICE-BROOK: an icy-cold brook
Coordinated Universal Time (UTC), as kept by the "i" laboratory, where i is any laboratory cooperating in the determination of UTC. Note: In the United States, the official UTC is kept by the U. S. Naval Observatory and is referred to as UTC (USNO).
Identification Card, Border Crossing
Ignorance, Deliberate
Iied
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Illegal Use of Drugs
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Immigration & Naturalization Service (INS)
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Immigration Officer
Immunity
Immunity, Discretionary Function Exception *
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Impeachment, Articles of
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Implied Warranty
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Imprisonment
Imprisonment, False
Improper Influence
In Bond
In Camera
In Flight
In Forma Pauperis (IFP)
In Propria Persona
In Rem Jurisdiction
Inadequate, Excessive Damages
Incidental
Incite a Riot
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Income Stock
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Incompetence, Mental
Incorporate by Reference
Incorporation
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Independent Contractor *
Índice
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Indigent
Individual with a Disability
Individual with a Severe Disability
Individual with Disabilities
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Infringement, Infringer
Inherent Powers
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Inherit
Inheritance Tax
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Injury, Bodily
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Insanity Defense
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Instructions
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Insurance, Special Policy of
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Intención
Intent to Defraud
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Inter Vivos
Interest
Interest, Beneficial
Interim
Interlocutory Order
International Terrorism
Interpleader, Process of
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Interrogatories
Interstate Commerce *
Interstate Transport Stolen Property
Intestacy, Laws of
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Intimidate
Intimidation Because of Race, Forceful
Intimidation, Do by Means of
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Inveigle
Invention
Investigative Consumer Report
Investment Adviser
Involuntary Manslaughter
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Problema
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IgA 0.8-4 g/L IgG 7.0-18 g/L IgM 0.4-2.5 g/L International Normalized Ratio (INR) = 1 INSULIN 5-25 mU/L(variable) Iron serum Iron 13-32 micro mol/L 50-150 micro gram/L Iron binding capacity 42-80 micro mol/L (TIBC) (250_410 micro gram/dl)
(ahamkara) individualidad consciencia del "yo", percepción consciente del "yo" consciencia del "yo"
S Isoleucina. Aminioácido con la siguiente fórmula CH3-CH2-CH(CH3)-CH(NH2)-COOH
= Número ordinal . ---- * World War I [First World War] = Primera Guerra Mundial . * World War II [Second World War] = Segunda Guerra Mundial . = yo . Ex: Under 'American Scholar' he found editions published beginning, I believe, in the 1880s . ---- * dare I say = yo me atrevería a decir . * here I come! = ¡allá voy. * I beg your pardon? = ¿Puede repetir. ¿Qué ha dicho. * I believe = el credo . * I can't get over = no puedo comprender . * I'd [I had] * I daresay that = supongo que, quizás . * I'd better [I had better] = sería mejor que yo . * I'd rather [I had rather] = preferiría . * if I am not mistaken = si no estoy equivocado, si mi olfato no me engaña . * I for one = yo . * I'll [I will/shall] * I'll catch you on the flipside = nos vemos, hasta mañana, hasta pronto, hasta luego . * I'll see you on the flipside = nos vemos, hasta mañana, hasta pronto, hasta luego . * I'm [I am] * I'm so hungry I could eat a horse = tengo tanta hambre que me comería una vaca/elefante/caballo . * I shoud like = me gustaría . * I Spy = Veo, Veo . * I sure wish = me gustaría muchísimo, ciertamente me gustaría . * I think then/therefore/thus/so I am = Pienso, luego existo . * I've (I have) = he . * I wish I had. = ¡Ojalá tuviese. ¡Ojalá tuviera. * now that I think of it = ahora que lo pienso . ---- * dot + the i's and cross the t's = poner los puntos sobre las íes .
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[n.] [9-я буква английского алфавита] to dot one's i's ставить точки над i; [n.] 1) [9-я буква английского алфавита] [pron.] [pres] 2) я
Я понял; Ясно; Все понятно 1. Я вижу; 2. Я понял; Ясно; Все понятно Ведь я вам говорил!; Вот видите! информационная система, информационные системы 1. удостоверение личности; 2. личная карта У каждого свое горе: у кого суп несолон, а у кого жемчуг мелок; Под каждой крышей свои мыши; Довольствуйся тем, что имеешь (школьн.) Чур-чура! 1. ставить точки над « i », уточнять все детали; 2. быть скрупулезным, педантичным, предельно точным
1. имя жесткого диска; 2. я; 3. ввод; вход ошибка системы ввода/вывода 1. см. Input/Output; 2. см. InterOffice Mail см. Input информационная система, информационные системы (слэнг) вижу; понимаю информационная инженерия
21-я позиция, номер (в списке, при перечислении и т. д.), т. к. "U" - 20-я буква английского алфавита 1. ах; а; ага; 2. (слэнг) я; 3. Abu Dhabi - Абу-Даби, столица Объединенных Арабских Эмиратов
Pers 1. я (obj. me меня, мне и т. д.; obj. употр. в разговорной речи тж. как subj.) it's me - это я; I am ready - я готов; he saw me - он видел меня; give me the book - дайте мне книгу; listen to me, please - пожалуйста, послушайте меня; you can get it from me - вы можете получить это у меня; I poured me a glass of water - я налил себе стакан воды; write to me in English - напишите мне по-английски 2. уст. поэт. имеет возвратное значение; I laid me down - я улегся = island = isle n. остров I inch n. дюйм II I. - Idaho n. Айдахо (штат США)
O I em Holandês
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Las 10 cosas que no sabías de ‘The Rock’
10. The Rock proviene de una familia de luchadores
Aunque nació en California, Johnson es mitad negro de Nueva Escocia y mitad samoano. Su papá es la leyenda del ring ‘Soulman’ Rocky Johnson y su abuelo de parte de padre es ‘High Chief’ Peter Maivia. Su abuela, Lia Maivia, es de las pocas promotoras de luchadores. En total, tres tíos y seis primos son luchadores, incluyendo las estrellas Yokozuna, Rikishi y Roman Reigns.
9. Es ciudadano canadiense
El cambio de ley de nacionalidad canadiense de 2009 que establecía que todos aquellos nacidos como primera generación fuera del país de padres canadienses recibirían ciudadanía canadiense automática. Él se convirtió en ciudadano canadiense a los 37 años.
8. Tiene un título en Criminología
The Rock tiene un título en Criminología y un record criminal también. “Tuve múltiples arrestos para cuando tenía 17 años. La última vez que me arrestaron mis padres vinieron a recogerme a la estación de policía. Ellos estaban pasando por mucho en ese tiempo y yo estaba sumando a sus problemas”, ha dicho.
Su pasado lo estimuló a obtener un título en Criminología de la Universidad de Miami en 1995.
7. Fue un futbolista destacado, pero pasó hambre
Como parte de la defensa del equipo de futbol, The Rock fue parte integral para que la Universidad de Miami ganara un campeonato nacional en 1991. Él también sobresalió en pista y campo y lucha. Una lesión en el hombro le impidió seguir una carrea con la NFL y se fue a Canadá a jugar. Él pasó muchas penurias durante ese tiempo al punto de dormir sobre un colchón que encontró en un basurero y asistía a todas las reuniones del equipo porque siempre servían sándwiches.
6. Muy amigo de Arnold Schwarzenegger
Johnson recibió ‘la bendición’ del ex gobernador de California como nuevo héroe de acción. Schwarzenegger se unió a un almuerzo con el director Peter Berg y The Rock. Berg motivó al luchador a pedirle al veterano que saliera en su película “The Rundown” y él accedió. La escena fue corta y el austriaco le dice “diviértete”. Luego él le preguntó a qué se refería y Schwarzenegger le dijo: “Vas hacia donde ya yo he estado”, en referencia a su carrera.
5. Su nombre inicial era Flex Kavana
The Rock no quería tomar ventaja de la fama de su familia – él rechazó la sugerencia que se llamara Rocky Maivia – e inició su carrera como luchador Flex Kavana. Pero él se rebautizó como The Rock después.
4. Interpretó a un luchador alien
The Rock inició su carrera como actor interpretando a su papá Rocky Johnson en la comedia “That 70’s Show” en 1999. También tuvo un rol como “The Champion” en “Star Trek: Voyager” como un luchador extraterrestre. Su doble en la mayoría de sus películas es su primo, Tanoai Ree.
3. Estuvo casado
The Rock estuvo casado con Dany García desde 1997 a 2008. Ellos se conocieron mientras estudiaban en la Universidad de Miami. En 2001 ellos se convirtieron en los padres de Simone Alexandra y comparten su custodia. García continúa siendo su manejadora y ambos dirigen la compañía productora 7 Bucks Productions.
2. Es padre de una niña
En 2001 The Rock se convirtió en el padre de Simone Alexandra, de quien comparte su custodia con su ex. En el acuerdo de divorcio, él paga $22 mil mensuales de pensión alimenticia y $5 mil al mes para la educación de Simone. En esta foto ella lo acompañó al debut de “San Andreas” junto a su abuela Ata Johnson.
1. Consume 5,000 calorías diarias
Para mantenerse en forma, The Rock consume 5,000 calorías diarias, con una gran dosis de sus proteínas proviniendo de bacalao, el que incluye en cuatro de sus siete comidas diarias. Él comienza su régimen con ejercicio cardiovascular entre 4 – 5 a. m. y tras su primera comida con bacalao y avena, levanta pesas por 90 minutos. Él toma una variedad de amino ácidos y otros suplementos, pero es ultra estricto con su dieta.
La Mala Rodríguez está en el 'playlist' del presidente Obama
El presidente Barack Obama demuestra una vez más su afición por la música latina, además de un gusto musical amplio. En el pasado, además de haber recibido en la Casa Blanca a estrellas latinas como Marc Anthony y Gloria Estefan, se ha animado a bailar salsa con Thalía. Sin embargo, ninguno de estos
diluvio
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deluge in the Bible Expand
the name given to Noah's flood, the history of which is recorded in Gen. 7 and 8. It began in the year 2516 B. C. and continued twelve lunar months and ten days, or exactly one solar year. The cause of this judgment was the corruption and violence that filled the earth in the ninth generation from Adam. God in righteous indignation determined to purge the earth of the ungodly race. Amid a world of crime and guilt there was one household that continued faithful and true to God, the household of Noah. "Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations." At the command of God, Noah made an ark 300 cubits long, 50 broad, and 30 high. He slowly proceeded with this work during a period of one hundred and twenty years (Gen. 6:3). At length the purpose of God began to be carried into effect. The following table exhibits the order of events as they occurred: In the six hundredth year of his life Noah is commanded by God to enter the ark, taking with him his wife, and his three sons with their wives (Gen. 7:1-10). The rain begins on the seventeenth day of the second month (Gen. 7:11-17). The rain ceases, the waters prevail, fifteen cubits upward (Gen. 7:18-24). The ark grounds on one of the mountains of Ararat on the seventeenth day of the seventh month, or one hundred and fifty days after the Deluge began (Gen. 8:1-4). Tops of the mountains visible on the first day of the tenth month (Gen. 8:5). Raven and dove sent out forty days after this (Gen. 8:6-9). Dove again sent out seven days afterwards; and in the evening she returns with an olive leaf in her mouth (Gen. 8:10, 11). Dove sent out the third time after an interval of other seven days, and returns no more (Gen. 8:12). The ground becomes dry on the first day of the first month of the new year (Gen. 8:13). Noah leaves the ark on the twenty-seventh day of the second month (Gen. 8:14-19). The historical truth of the narrative of the Flood is established by the references made to it by our Lord (Matt. 24:37; comp. Luke 17:26). Peter speaks of it also (1 Pet. 3:20; 2 Pet. 2:5). In Isa. 54:9 the Flood is referred to as "the waters of Noah." The Biblical narrative clearly shows that so far as the human race was concerned the Deluge was universal; that it swept away all men living except Noah and his family, who were preserved in the ark; and that the present human race is descended from those who were thus preserved. Traditions of the Deluge are found among all the great divisions of the human family; and these traditions, taken as a whole, wonderfully agree with the Biblical narrative, and agree with it in such a way as to lead to the conclusion that the Biblical is the authentic narrative, of which all these traditions are more or less corrupted versions. The most remarkable of these traditions is that recorded on tablets prepared by order of Assur-bani-pal, the king of Assyria. These were, however, copies of older records which belonged to somewhere about B. C. 2000, and which formed part of the priestly library at Erech (q. v.), "the ineradicable remembrance of a real and terrible event." (See NOAH ØT0002741; CHALDEA .)
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And it’s clear that there are a lot of customers who love the ease and simplicity of the subscription model. Combining the right subscription offering with the amazing content at iStock will benefit both customers and contributors, so that’s exactly what we’re planning to do.
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Partilho com vocês este texto, que já conhecia, que explica o porquê de um fotógrafo não poder trabalhar “gratuitamente” ( fonte no fim do texto ):
Razões Pelas Quais Os Fotógrafos Profissionais Não Podem Trabalhar Gratuitamente
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Se foi direccionado para esta página, é provável que tenha solicitado o uso de imagens ou serviços fotográficos a troco de pouca ou nenhuma compensação monetária.
Enquanto fotógrafos profissionais recebemos regularmente pedidos de imagens gratuitas. Num mundo perfeito cada um de nós gostaria de ser capaz de responder de forma positiva e ajudar, principalmente quando se tratam de projectos ou acções de áreas relacionadas com a educação, causas sociais, ou a preservação de recursos naturais. É justo dizer que, em muitos casos, gostaríamos de ter tempo e recursos para ajudar em vez de apenas enviar fotografias.
Infelizmente, devido a aspectos práticos da vida profissional, somos incapazes de responder. Muitas vezes, a resposta poderá ser breve e não transmitir as razões subjacentes que nos motiva a rejeitar determinadas propostas.
As circunstâncias variam de situação para situação mas, no entanto, apercebemo-nos de uma série de temas recorrentes que iremos descrever mais à frente. Iremos explicar clara e objectivamente, esperando desta maneira evitar mal-entendidos ou fazer com que, involuntariamente, pareça má vontade da nossa parte.
Convidamo-lo a interpretar a nossa postura de forma construtiva. Esperamos que, após esta leitura, tenhamos oportunidade de falar novamente e de estabelecer uma relação profissional reciprocamente frutífera.
A fotografia é a nossa vida e o nosso ganha-pão A criação de imagens é o nosso meio de subsistência. Não nos conseguimos sustentar facultando as nossas imagens gratuitamente, nem despendendo demasiado tempo a responder a pedidos de imagens gratuitas.
Apoiamos causas nobres com imagens Muitos de nós contribuimos com fotografias para apoiar certas causas. Em muitos casos, participamos em projectos com o apoio de imagens. Isto poderá também acontecer quando existe uma ligação intrínseca com algumas das pessoas envolvidas com causas em questão. Resumidamente, cada um de nós poderá fornecer imagens sem compensação de uma forma muito selectiva e restrita.
Temos limitações de tempo É impraticável fazer esta ginástica entre dar apoio com imagens gratuitas a causas, a responder construtivamente a todos os pedidos de fotografias gratuitas; pouco tempo nos sobraria para fazer eficientemente o trabalho efectivamente remunerado. A quantidade substancial de tempo necessário para responder aos pedidos, esperar pela resposta, preparar e enviar ficheiros, inquirir o cliente para saber para que é que as imagens foram utilizadas e quais os objectivos e, se os houver, se foram alcançados. Perdemos muito tempo a responder a solicitações e, será escusado dizer que, o tempo é sempre escasso.
Argumentos do género “não temos dinheiro” são facilmente desmascarados O motivo primordial em quase todos os pedidos de fotografias gratuitas é restrição a orçamental, o que significa que o cliente argumenta falta de fundos.
Tais pedidos provêem frequentemente de organizações com capacidade financeira, quer se tratem de empresas públicas, agências governamentais ou até mesmo organizações não governamentais. Muitas vezes basta pesquisar um pouco, ver uma apresentação pública, ler um documento de divulgação ou algo semelhante para perceber que a entidade em causa tem acesso a financiamento significativo. Certamente mais do que suficiente para pagar razoavelmente aos fotógrafos.
Para piorar a situação é evidente que, muitas vezes, de todas as partes envolvidas quer em projectos ou causas, os fotógrafos são dos poucos profissionais a quem é solicitado trabalho gratuito. Por norma todos os outros são remunerados.
Tendo em consideração tudo o que foi referido, talvez possa entender o motivo pelo qual nos sentimos frequentemente menosprezados quando nos dizem “Não temos dinheiro”. Tais alegações podem ser interpretadas como uma manobra oportunista com o intuito de tirar proveito de indivíduos ingénuos.
Temos restrições de orçamento A fotografia não é uma profissão altamente compensatória ao nível monetário, salvo algumas excepções. Escolhemos esta profissão em grande parte devido à paixão que temos pela fotografia, pelas artes visuais e tantas outras áreas em que nos especializámos.
O aumento exponencial de fotografias disponíveis através da Internet, juntamente com orçamentos reduzidos dos clientes, significa que os nossos magros rendimentos estão sujeitos a obstáculos adicionais.
Além disso, ser um fotógrafo profissional envolve um grande investimento monetário.
A nossa profissão é um investimento constante devido ao equipamento. Precisamos investir regularmente em máquinas fotográficas, objectivas, computadores, software, dispositivos de armazenamento, equipamento de estúdio, etc. O equipamento parte e avaria e obrigatoriamente precisa ser reparado ou substituido. Todo equipamento precisa de manutenção regular. Precisamos de cópias de todos os nossos ficheiros; uma chávena de café mal pousada pode literalmente apagar anos de trabalho. Para todos nós, o investimento em hardware e software é essencial e implica um investimento de milhares de euros por ano, pois é profissionalmente imperativo estar a par de novas técnicas e tecnologias.
Além disso, viajamos constantemente. Quer seja para o estrangeiro ou dentro do país. Faz parte do nosso trabalho ir ter com o cliente. Gastamos muito dinheiro em transportes, alojamento e outras despesas relacionadas com deslocações.
E, claro, talvez o mais importante: há um peso substancial associado à experiência e ao tempo que temos investido para nos tornarmos eficientes no que fazemos. Tirar uma fotografia pode apenas envolver o aperto de um botão com a ponta de um dedo e do obturador da máquina. No entanto, a criação de imagens requer criatividade, habilidade, experiência e ponderação.
Resumindo, nós compreendemos que pode haver restrições orçamentais da parte do cliente, simplesmente não nos podemos dar ao luxo de subsidiar tudo o que nos solicitam.
Fornecer “crédito” ou “exposição” não tem grande significado Grande parte dos pedidos de imagens gratuitas ou com restrições orçamentais, a premissa é, muitas vezes, em vez de remuneração, a promessa de fornecer “crédito” e “exposição” ao fotógrafo numa marca de água, link, ou menção específica, como uma forma de compensação.
Esta situação desencadeia dois graves problemas.
Primeiro, obtenção de “crédito” ou “exposição” não é compensação. Nós criamos as imagens em causa, o que faz com que o crédito seja automático. Não é algo cedido gentilmente por terceiros, é um dado adquirido.
Segundo, o “crédito” e a “exposição” não pagam contas. Como já foi explicado anteriormente, trabalhamos muito para auferir o montante necessário para investir em equipamento fotográfico e para cobrir as despesas relacionadas com o negócio. E sobretudo, precisamos de ganhar o suficiente para pagar necessidades básicas como alimentação, habitação, transporte, etc.
Em suma, receber “crédito” ou “exposição” para uma imagem que criamos é um dado adquirido em todos os trabalhos. Não é, de todo, um substituto para o pagamento.
“Você é o único fotógrafo que não está a ser razoável” Quando temos tempo para trocar correspondência com pessoas ou entidades que solicitam imagens gratuitas, o diálogo por vezes, degenera-se facilmente em acusações agitadas por parte do potencial cliente. Na sua maioria relatos de que todos os outros fotógrafos com quem a pessoa ou entidade entrou em contacto estão mais que satisfeitos em fornecer as suas fotografias gratuitamente, e que de alguma forma, somos “o único fotógrafo a não ser razoável”.
Sabemos que isto não é verdade.
Sabemos também que nenhum fotógrafo profissional e competente concordaria em trabalhar nestas condições. É verdade que alguns fotógrafos inexperientes ou pessoas que por acaso possuem máquinas fotográficas, podem de facto concordar em trabalhar gratuitamente mas, como diz o ditado popular, “O barato sai caro”.
Por favor, queremos seguimento Algo que acontece recorrentemente é que, quando eventualmente fornecemos fotografias gratuitamente, muitas dessas vezes não recebemos nenhuma actualização, ou qualquer outra forma de seguimento dando-nos a conhecer como o evento ou projecto decorreu, ou se os objectivos foram alcançados e se as nossas fotografias representaram uma mais-valia.
Muitas vezes, nem sequer obtemos resposta a e-mails que enviamos para saber o seguimento das fotografias facultadas, até à próxima vez que desejam novamente fotografias gratuitas. Nestes casos, por favor tenha a cortesia de nos informar como o projecto decorreu. Um pouco consideração poderá contribuir para uma futura colaboração.
Conclusão Esperamos que os pontos acima tenham sido elucidativos e que compreenda o motivo pelo qual o fotógrafo em questão o redireccionou para esta página. Todos nós somos profissionais dedicados e deixar-nos-ia satisfeitos se tivermos a oportunidade de estabelecer um relacionamento de trabalho mutuamente benéfico.
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Volkswagen niega que haya tardado en informar al público sobre el escándalo de emisiones
Matthias Mueller, presidente ejecutivo de Volkswagen. Photo: Zuma Press
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jueves, 3 de marzo de 2016 15:15 EDT
BERLÍN (EFE Dow Jones)--Volkswagen AG rechazó el miércoles las acusaciones de accionistas de que no informó adecuadamente a los mercados antes de que las autoridades estadounidenses anunciaran el 18 de septiembre del año pasado que el fabricante de automóviles alemán falseó las pruebas de emisiones de diésel.
La compañía dijo, asimismo, que el ex presidente ejecutivo, Martin Winterkorn, y Herbert Diess, responsable de la división de vehículos de pasajeros, fueron informados internamente de las elevadas emisiones de los vehículos en Estados Unidos meses antes de reconocer públicamente la compañía que había instalado software que manipulaba los resultados de las pruebas de emisiones.
Volkswagen no desveló detalles específicos de esa reunión y solo dijo que trató sobre “el tema del diésel” y que formó parte de una investigación interna del asunto. Eso hace que todavía sea difícil saber si la cúpula de la compañía estaba al tanto del significado de este problema y si debería haber hecho público antes su conocimiento al respecto.
El anuncio llega después de que Volkswagen presentara el martes su defensa a un tribunal de distrito alemán.
“No está claro si los participantes entendieron ya en ese momento que el cambio del software infringía las regulaciones medioambientales de Estados Unidos”, señaló Volkswagen en un comunicado. “Winterkorn pidió más aclaraciones sobre el asunto”.
Volkswagen dijo que se sintió obligado a publicar su defensa y una cronología más detallada de los acontecimientos en respuesta a la salida a la luz de documentos internos filtrados a los medios de comunicación alemanes, que sugieren que Winterkorn ya sabía el 23 de mayo de 2014 del software.
La pregunta es importante y la respuesta podría tener consecuencias no sólo para Winterkorn y Diess, sino también para Hans Dieter Pötsch, presidente del grupo, que era director financiero en aquella época.
Se trata de aclarar si la dirección de Volkswagen esperó demasiado para informar a los mercados financieros de posibles responsabilidades que posteriormente tuvieron un gran perjuicio para el precio de la acción y la capitalización bursátil de la compañía.
Algunos inversionistas se han quejado de que la gerencia de Volkswagen retuvo información sobre el fraude y están reclamando por daños. Por otro lado, el regulador de los mercados financieros alemán, BaFin, está llevando a cabo una investigación para determinar si Volkswagen no informó a los mercados de manera oportuna.
Volkswagen dijo que no fue consciente del amplio alcance del escándalo hasta que la Agencia de Protección Ambiental de Estados Unidos anunció la violación de la regulación el 18 de septiembre, citando posibles sanciones de US$37.000 por vehículo y el descubrimiento posterior de que el software se instaló en casi 11 millones de coches en todo el mundo.
“Después de un examen cuidadoso por expertos legales internos y externos, la compañía confirma su creencia de que su dirección cumplió debidamente su obligación de informar dentro de la legislación alemana de los mercados de capital”, dijo Volkswagen en su comunicado.
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Hoxton Breakout
" Your colleague is en-route to a re-trial today. This is a pretense; you will be on site, and ensure his release. " —The Dentist offering the heist.
Hoxton Breakout is the third heist contracted by The Dentist. It is a loud heist which involves breaking Hoxton out of prison after his capture in PAYDAY: The Heist . It is a two day heist that serves as the sixth free DLC added to the game. Experience and cash rewards for the Hoxton Breakout are disproportionately high when compared to other heists, making it a good target for grinding.
The first day follows the trailer plot line, with the crew blasting a concrete corridor underneath a courthouse and rescuing Hoxton by truck. Guiding the truck to a parking lot, players then escape to an FBI office: due to the overwhelming amount of evidence against him, and knowing he wasn't set up by Matt. the crew must steal information on who was responsible so Hoxton can get revenge.
As announced in a The Creatures Twitch stream, the heist was released on the 27th of October 2014 during a mini event named "Hoxtober". According to the Crimefest website [1]. this heist was released as a free DLC, as a result of the official Payday 2 group reaching 1,150,000 members. The heist was initially intended to be paid DLC.
Contenido
Walkthrough Edit
Day 1 Edit
Following the trailer's plot line, the day begins with the crew blasting into a concrete corridor as the security detail escorting Hoxton passes. After killing any surviving officers, Hoxton will get up by himself, and a security door will unlock. Exiting the courthouse, Hoxton will climb onto the crew's truck that needs to be escorted past waves of law enforcers.
Players must survive strong assaults with little cover, similar to Heat Street. and clear any blockades in the car's path. Additionally, the car will occasionally pause to allow players to catch up, moving only when interacted with for a few seconds. After removing the police car blocking the route, the car follows a set path, occasionally turning at intersections.
Eventually, players will come to a few more blocks, including:
More police cars, which require someone to interact with the steering wheel.
Armored SWAT trucks, which need drilling open ( 60 seconds) before the steering wheel can be used.
Two spike strips may be found blocking the road, which requires interacting with both to retract them.
Destroyed parts of road, which require players to lay metal tracks to allow the truck to drive over.
Road blocks, which have a nearby power box that must be rewired to lower them.
After traveling far enough, the van will come to a stop at a garage, requiring someone to take a parking ticket to unlock the gates. Immediately after entering the lot, the car will come to automatic bollards, which must be lowered by finding the security room. Spawning behind one of the many doors (easily spotted by the orange "private" sign above them) throughout the three levels, players must pick the locks, saw the handles, or use single charges to open them.
After finding the correct door, a scripted Bulldozer will spawn in the room, a computer must be hacked for a small amount of time, depending on the difficulty. The Bulldozer will be sitting on a swivel chair and slowly turn around to face the heisters before opening fire. Prepared heisters will have ample time to dish out decent damage before he even stands up.
Finally lowering the bollards, the car will turn to the final gate. To escape, the three pieces of armor around the car front must be removed, and the gate unlocked with the ticket stub.
Day 2 Edit
Smashing into the FBI offices, numerous agents will spawn throughout the building. Hoxton must first be escorted to the server room, where he will lock himself in. Hoxton will need to use all four monitors to get enough data, with each needing 100 seconds to work. In addition, there is a switch box in the room that must be protected while Hoxton is hacking the servers. If law enforcers shut down the power, then the hacking process is interrupted until power is restored. Only one switch box is selected per run of the heist, and incoming law enforcers will focus on deactivating that. When the power is restored, it may take up to 30 seconds for the hack to resume.
For the 2nd, 3rd and 4th monitor, the crew has to do one of a series of actions, the selection of which changes for each playthrough:
Head to the Director's office and hack his PC ( 30 second process) and accept the "Security Clearance" pop-ups whenever Hoxton sends them (Always 4 ).
Head to the IT department and bring Hoxton a server that had been removed for routine maintenance. The server is in one of the four small offices, all of which have security doors (each require a 60 second drill, two C4 charges, or one upgraded ECM). Looking through the side windows can reveal which office is holding the server. Be careful once the door is breached, as there is a chance a scripted Cloaker will break through the ceiling vent to ambush anyone approaching the server.
Download encryption keys from a security PC (towards the building entrance on ground level or upstairs) onto a hard drive. Whilst the process is ongoing ( 80 second process), gas can be dispensed inside the small office, which will dissipate when the hack is almost complete. A local fusebox will be present inside, allowing law enforcers to cut its power if it is not guarded.
Fetch Hoxton some files regarding his case from the archives in the basement level. After bypassing the 2 doors (A 20 second lockpick/two charges for the first door, and then a 1 minute drill, two charges, or an upgraded ECM for the second), the numerous bookshelves (double sided and 12 bookcases, for a total of 24 possible interactions) around the central aisle must be searched; the only way to locate them is to search indiscriminately until they're found.
Head to Forensics and search for DNA Evidence on the traitor in Hoxton's case files. The main lab and its archives are two separate rooms, which must be lockpicked and drilled ( 60 seconds) respectively, and can be moved between through a connecting keycard/ECM door. After gathering evidence, which is in the blue boxes marked "Clown Case", each box must be scanned ( 30 seconds each) until the traitor's DNA can be found.
After Hoxton finally finishes filling a server with data, he unlocks the office, and a player must carry the server to the escape vehicle. Once the server is picked up, an endless police assault will occur. Reaching a secure door near the entrance (requires a keycard, upgraded ECM, a 60 second drill, or blasting with 2 charges), the basement parking lot can be reached and, once the server is loaded into the the back of the SUV, the escape is available.
Keycards Edit
Keycards can spawn in the atrium, the director's office, on the desks of the forensics lab, the main operations office, on the upper level, and other various locations.
Keys may spawn anywhere on the first floor. The more common places to check for them are behind one of the 3 security counters in the lobby, entrance hall and near the archive. They may also be found lying randomly on one of the many benches that hugs the back walls. If one is fortunate enough, a key may spawn right in the basket in front of the metal detector on the way in and can be grabbed almost immediately after masking up.
One of the rarer and more tricky potential spawn points for a keycard is the plant pot directly right of the building's entrance. Upon entering the lobby, one should look over to the area where the first floor's security office may be, and check the plant pot closest to them.
Keycards, C4 and ECMs can be used in several key locations:
The Infirmary (2nd floor, in the hallway surrounding the main office) can be opened, providing up to three medical cabinets each with three uses. They have the same functionality as a Doctor bag. meaning they also reset the bleedout counter.
The Armory (either the 1st or 2nd floor) can likewise provide huge amounts of ammunition, along with 9 grenades.
Any objective door that normally requires a drill or shaped charges to open.
Security Doors to the main operations office, limiting the number of entrances the police can take. Those doors can be opened and closed at will by team members by interacting with the door consoles.
Stairwells (only one needed) which allow the crew access to the upper level, giving more ways to get around and elevated firing positions.
Law enforcers will also use a series of sky bridges to gain access to the building. There are two bridges on the second floor and two more on the third, on opposing sides from each other. C4 can be used in front of the gates ( 2 charges required per bridge) to destroy the skybridge floor, preventing all enemy traffic in the walkway. However the roof remains accessible, allowing them to still attack you from above.
Variations Edit
Day 1 Edit
The armored car always travels four blocks to the parking lot, though the route it takes and obstacles it encounters can vary.
The security room will be behind one of several "private" doors. Incorrect rooms will be empty save for a dustbin and locked door. The doors are random in number, and can spawn in several locations distributed among the 3 floors of the parking area.
A Black Bulldozer may spawn in the correct security room. On Deathwish, the dozer is always a Skulldozer.
ATMs can spawn in differing amounts and locations, such as under the stone awning on the intersection of stores.
Day 2 Edit
Keycards can spawn in several locations and differing amounts throughout the offices.
The tasks the crew has to complete before Hoxton can continue hacking may vary.
The locations of some rooms, such as the armory or IT department, are randomly placed. In addition, the number and location of blast doors leading to the Operations room may vary.
The location of the fusebox will vary between 5 positions in the operations room.
Locked double doors can spawn in certain corridors, such as near the lab or the Director's office. The doors cannot be interacted with, but only block certain paths.
The location and the number of large screens in the Operations room may vary, though they will always occupy the positions of the large windows.
Tips Edit
Day 1 Edit
Don't worry about the armored car. Enemies can't do anything bad to it such as stopping it or slowing it down. You'd better stay in front of it rather than behind. Help opening its path and try to anticipate its stops to have it run forward as much as possible.
You may use the armored car to protect yourself. While kneeling next to the car, you should be able to progress at barely the same speed as the car being covered from one of your sides.
Bulldozers shouldn't be a problem on this part of the map (in the street), as they usually spawn far from the car and tend not to get close enough to be dangerous. Often, simply ignoring them and keeping progressing with the car is enough. Don't forget Bulldozers are very slow in their movements and they can't catch up with the car if it is moving forward.
Be careful if your team splits to find the computer room in the garage (which seems to be a logical time-efficient strategy). The garage is huge, doors are randomly placed, and assault waves are especially strong in there due to the cramped spaces. If heisters are alone, they are much more vulnerable and assistance may be hindered by the large opposition.
You can place deployable equipment behind the armored car, effectively creating a mobile supply depot. If the team were to stick close to the truck for most of the mission, it is advised that all consumable equipments (Doctor bag, Ammo bag and First Aid Kits) are placed onto the truck bed. The Sentry Gun is not advisable to bring at all during the day as the team will always be mobile, and placing it onto the truck will cause it to disappear once the vehicle starts moving again.
Day 2 Edit
Closing blast doors is the most dubious way of spending keycards. No matter if you will close them, enemy still can (and will) use balconies or blast the ceiling. The only blast door that should be taken care of is the one facing two passages due to snipers being capable of taking heisters down. Still, this door shouldn't be touched at all if you don't have any blast doors against the server room. Despite popular belief, closing doors does NOT reduce law enforcer flow.
Assuming you'll use every keycard to lock the blast doors into the main room, having a Ghost with the ECM Overdrive skill will highly improve your chances as their upgraded ECMs can quickly open keycard doors, or potentially saving them for later use. It is recommended that the crew open the medical bay or the armory with ECMs to restock and patch up in-between assault waves.
Likewise, a high level Technician can be very useful to have in the crew. The 6 Shaped Charges have a variety of uses, including breaching the doors of any random objective assigned to the players, cut off sky bridge access, trapping the power box to keep it running, or laying some in sensor mode by the entrance to mark incoming specials and snipers. However, keycards should still be picked up, as C4 cannot breach the medbay, armoury, or third floor door.
Be sure to use your keycards or ECMs as the situation demands. If you have multiple Masterminds with medical kits, you do not need to unlock the medical bay. Likewise, if you have multiple Enforcers with ammo bags, you do not need to unlock the armory. If your team lacks efficient door opening skills or equipment like C4 or improved ECMs, consider saving a keycard to use on the final escape door, as the entry hall has limited cover and there is the chance law enforcers can spawn on both ends of the hall, trapping you in a pincer.
At random intervals, law enforcers will breach up to 3 locations on the roof in the main operations center (signaled by an explosion and all players' screens shaking) and rappel down, allowing a constant stream of reinforcements using that route. The group can consist of up to 4 units and range from HRUs and MFRs, a Taser and 2 Blue SWAT, Shield units, to a Bulldozer.
The server in the IT department can be behind one of up to four different doors. Don't waste your time drilling into every single one, instead look inside through the glass panes to see which one has the server, and focus on opening that. If you have trouble seeing through the windows, throwing a grenade into the hall or shooting the windows will shatter them, allowing you a clearer view inside.
No objectives or items of particular interest will be on the upper level of the building, but it does provide alternate routes which can be useful depending on the exact layout of the second floor. In addition, only a single keycard is needed to open the entire upper level; opening a single door leading to the upper floor opens them all. There may also be a replacement keycard on the upper level, but it is not a guaranteed spawn.
Be careful when moving out into the atrium, as this is the only mission where snipers can spawn inside the same building as you. They will usually spawn on the upper balconies or in the entry hall. Given the extremely short range, snipers will deal massive damage and can leave you very vulnerable should other law enforcers be capable of firing upon you.
It is practically guaranteed heisters can Dominate one or both of the FBI Office Agents by the metal detector if approached and shouted at immediately, potentially due to them becoming alert as soon as the mission starts rather than starting alerted. Generally both can be taken hostage if two heisters with Dominator immediately run up from the left and right sides and shout simultaneously without splitting their attention, lest this short window is missed. Others should take care not to blast them until it's clear the opportunity was missed or no one is attempting to take them hostage.
The FBI Files Edit
Security was very high as the prisoner - James Hoxworth - was being transferred from Hazelton Prison to his parole hearing. The Payday gang intercepted this transfer through the use of C4 explosives. They then escorted him through the streets. Soon after escaping from the reacting forces, they headed to the FBI headquarters at the Hoover building, where they stole a server.
My Notes: The gang obviously wanted this guy back, and he obviously wanted something from us. If there’s one thing to learn from this, it is never underestimate the Payday gang.
Significant Anagram
"I know things look bleak, but even the word 'hopeless' has the word 'hope' in it! Plus, if you rearrange the letters, it spells 'peeslosh'! The last part was probably unnecessary, I'm sorry."
Writers frequently give out names which have important anagrams, often as a way of hiding significant facts in plain sight or drawing clever (and plausibly-deniable) parallels between characters. For example, signing something Shroer Pitt. (405 results found. ) Or Report Siht.
Similarly, characters hunting for a clever alias, or attempting to rename themselves, have a strange tendency to choose anagrams; compare Sdrawkcab Alias.
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In Bakuman。 . Eiji Nizuma adopts the pen name "Moneys" while drawing Iwase's manga series, so that the editors don't initially find out that he's doing two series at once. This is an anagram of his last name as it is spelled in Japanese ("Ni-Zu-Ma"-> "Ma-Ni-Zu").
Japanese honorifics don't translate well, so Tommy's nameless big brother in Digimon Frontier was named Yutaka in the dub. Tommy thinks of the protagonist, Takuya, as an honorary big brother, and Takuya also has a little brother himself.
In Dragon Ball Z . the name Videl is an anagram of Devil. Videl is the daughter of Mr. Satan (called Hercule in some versions). According to the author. Mr. Satan's first name is "Mark", which is another anagram in Japanese: it's spelt "ma-a-ku", which rearranges to "a-ku-ma" (demon).
In Final Fantasy: Unlimited . villainous adviser Oscha's name is an anagram of "Chaos", perhaps hinting at his true nature.
In the Haruhi Suzumiya tenth novel "The Surprise of Haruhi Suzumiya", there is a new girl named 渡橋泰水 (Yasumi Watahashi). If you rearrange the characters in her name, you get "Watashi wa(ha) Suzumiya" (I am Suzumiya). She is actually a manifestation of Haruhi's subconscious. Alternate Character Reading helps maintain the mystery; 水 is pronounced "mi" in her name, but alone, it is pronounced as "mizu". Koizumi points out that it was so obvious, that they weren't given any hints and were expected to figure it out on their own.
More than one dodgy Haruhi Suzumiya knockoff has used this to name their thinly disguised characters. For example, the Haruhi (Hahiru) in the live-action "Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu", and the Mikuru (Kurumi) in the game "M Scramble".
In the first season of Jewelpet . Dian disguises himself as a human named Andy (it's off by one letter in the Roman alphabet, but the Japanese one uses the same letters).
Kuromu (Chrome) Dokuro of Katekyo Hitman Reborn! becomes the emissary of Mukuro Rokudo after he gets locked in Vindice Prison.
In Naruto . O-bi-to -> To-bi.
Pandora Hearts has "Lacie", who is the mother of the main heroine Alice.
Soul Eater . Scythe Technician Maka's name is an anagram of "kama", the Japanese word for scythe. Also, her name has been written on a manga splash page in kanji as 摩苛, which translates to "great". Hilariously, the two kanji in her name separate into "to chafe, rub, polish, or grind", & "to torment, scold, or chastise". Poor Soul.
Viral from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann has a name that anagrams to "rival ". (His name is also a word in English, but it's pronounced bi-RA-ruh.)
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In Preacher . the protagonist's name, Jesse Custer, is an anagram of "Secret Jesus." And his initials are JC, so that shouldn't be a surprise.
Also "Uses Rejects".
A Distant Soil features the giant starship Siovansin - which happens to be an anagram of "invasions".
Early The Tick comics has the Tick's sidekick visiting a psychiatrist by the name of Dr. Footcey . The Tick would inadvertently figure out he was the totally disguised toy De Force villain probing the sidekick for Tick's weakness.
In the Elseworlds storyline Superman & Batman: Generations an elderly Lois is being treated by a Dr. Holurt who turns out to be Luthor.
The Legion of Super-Heroes once battled a robot called Urthlo, who turned out to have been sent to the future by Luthor. And, in the Silver Age. Luthor's family changed their name to Thorul to avoid association with him.
In an Avengers story, the 'new' American Defense Secretary, a highly sensitive position, is Dell Rusk. Juggling the letters in the name reveals 'Red Skull ', an infamous Nazi super-criminal. ¡Vaya!
In Strangers in Paradise . the Packard-Yerr corporation is secretly run by Darcy Parker.
In the Blake and Mortimer book The Voronov Plot . Olrik becomes a Captain in the Soviet Army under the name "Ilkor"
Pajan, the fantasy version of Japan in Okko .
Possibly Reka and Aker's names in The Secret History . No reason has been shown as yet.
Stabe Motel, the roundabout Shout-Out to Bates Motel in Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash .
Astйrix and the Falling Sky has the Gauls get caught in a war between two alien races: the cartoony Tadsilweny (an anagram of "Walt Disney ") and the Animesque Nagma (an anagram of "manga").
In the Rick and Morty comic book, the titular duo are arrested and sent to the Clackspire Labyrinth. "Clackspire" is an anagram of "Rick's Place", because he built the thing.
Cobra from G. I. Joe: A Real American Hero has a tendency to do this. Notable examples include Arbco (a shell company used to hide their activities) and Broca (the last name of several Crimson Guardsmen).
Info in Fact (Fan Fiction)
In the Lyrical Nanoha fanfic The Name of War, Field General Jefos Lethir, who is running for Prime Minister of Midchildia, has an anagram of "Hitler " for a last name.
In Mass Effect 's Weightless. when he first came to Omega, Garrus used many aliases; one of those was ‘Han Jaedsper’, which is an anagram of ‘Jane Shepard’. Mierin was able to trace back to him using this clue.
In Perfection Is Overrated . one of the final enemies the heroes face, Suzuka Harushiro, is a SUE in Haruka Suzushiro's image with the powers she has in the Mai-HiME manga.
Paradise Thwarted 's secondary Big Bad uses the anagram Hazel Prue Fair-Alsip to hide her real name, Aziraphale Pulsifer.
Turnabout Substitution . Rhea Wits' name becomes It Was Her. And she was the one who came up with the anagram idea in the first place.
In Tormentor Harry plays around with anagrams to craft his new name so "Harry James Potter" becomes "Ajas Terror Mephysto."
As fans of Kingdom Hearts (see below) enjoy creating Nobodies for themselves (and then writing them into fanfiction ), this was parodied in Those Lacking Spines . The resident dragon to the second world of Fandom Hearts is named Xuxastell, which translates to "Axel Slut ," or rather as the in-universe Mary Sue in question prefers, "Axel Lust."
In the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fanfic Cards Against Equinity . the Mane Six play a ponified version of Cards Against Humanity . and much hilarity and embarrassment ensues. Then Twilight realizes the maker of the game, Dr. Disco, is actually Discord, and him introducing CAH to pony-kind is another of his chaos-causing pranks.
In The Matrix .
Neo is the One.
Additionally there are several anagrams in the score:
"Bow Whisk Orchestra" and "Switch or Break Show" - "Wachowski Brothers"
"Threat Mix" and "Exit Mr. Hat" - "The Matrix"
Sneakers .
The main plot involves a company called Setec Astronomy, which makes a box capable of decrypting all the encryption codes used in the United States. As the main characters discover, Setec Astronomy is an anagram of "too many secrets."
In the opening credits, the names of the production companies and principal cast and crew first appear as anagrams before rearranging themselves into the correct spellings.
Bruce Sterling has pointed out that the title itself is an anagram for NSA REEKS.
In The Silence of the Lambs . Hannibal gives two false clues by using significant anagrams.
He tells Clarice that Buffalo Bill's real name is Louis Friend. Louis Friend -> Iron Sulfide, AKA "Fool's gold" (i. e. the name is fake).
Lecter rented a storage facility under the name "Hester Mofet". Hester Mofet -> "The rest of me" (i. e. Lecter himself).
American Beauty 's main character is Lester Burnham-"Humbert learns ."
Irma Vep is an anagram of Vampire.
Ray Walston's character in the 1999 My Favorite Martian film is called Armitan, and he later reveals that he, too, is a Martian.
In The Monster Squad , the lead character correctly deduces that the "Mr. A. Lucard," who wants to talk to him about the diary of Van Helsing, is, of course, Dracula.
One of the initial plans for The Long Kiss Goodnight . Samantha Caine wasn't originally Charly Baltimore's alias. It was originally going to be because "Sam Caine" is an anagram for "amnesiac".
Meta example: October Sky got its title because it's an anagram of Rocket Boys, which was the title of the book on which it was based.
Anamorph has Aubrey trying to find a Gerri Harding ( Red Herring ) and trying to decode a repeated phrase from the killer, "A poison harms" ( Anamorphosis ).
The Babadook is about a single mother and her son who are being tormented by a malevolent monster called Mr. Babadook. The monster was summoned when they read a creepy-as-hell children's pop-up book. The name is explained as the noise you hear when he enters your lives: a rumble followed by three sharp knocks. Licenciado en Letras. ba. DOOK! DOOK! DOOK! But it doubles as an anagram. Babadook: A Bad Book.
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In Harry Potter . Voldemort explicitly chooses his name because "I am Lord Voldemort" is an anagram of his birth name, Tom Marvolo Riddle. Which slightly complicated things when the books were translated into other languages.
In the French translation, his birth name is Tom Elvis Jedusor (="Je suis Voldemort"). "Jedusor" sounds like the French phrase "jeu du sort", which literally means "riddle".
In Dutch, it's "Marten Asmodom Vilijn" as an anagram of "Mijn naam is Voldemort" or "My name is Voldemort". This causes some problems, since Tom Riddle has to have the same first name as Tom the barman.
The German version makes it "Tom Vorlost Riddle" "ist Lord Voldemort" - a single sentence.
The Norwegian version makes "Tom Dredolo Venster" into "Voldemort Den Store" - "Voldemort the Great.
In Sweden he is "Tom Gus Mervolo Dolder" = "Ego Sum Lord Voldemort" (Dold = hidden, concealed). Yes, not only were the readers supposed to know what a Philosopher's Stone was, they were expected to know Latin . To make it easier, they did add in an As You Know sentence from 'Tom Gus Mervolo Dolder'.
The Danish version took a different approach, by giving his father the name "Romeo Gåde Detlev" (Gåde = Riddle), thereby making him: "Romeo G. Detlev Jr." = "Jeg er Voldemort" (I am Voldemort).
The Brazilian version had "Tom Servolo Riddle", as an anagram of "Eis Lord Voldemort" - "Here is/Behold Lord Voldemort". It sounded slightly Italian, but it's as least modified as much as possible, to not spoil the fun too much.
The Portuguese version left his name unaltered and used the untranslated sentence "I am Lord Voldemort" with a translator note describing its meaning.
The Finnish version uses "Tom Lomen Valedro", "Ma olen Voldemort". "Ma" being an archaic form of "I", which was presumably used to avoid having to fit the "Ä" in the more common "minä" into his name.
Spanish version uses "Tom Sorvolo Ryddle" as "Soy Lord Voldemort" (Well, the Y had to go somewhere). In the movie, no subtitles are given when the words "Tom Marvolo Riddle" appear onscreen.
The Greek version renamed Tom Marvolo Riddle to Anton Morvol Hert (Αντον Μορβολ Χερτ) to give the anagram Αρχων Βολτεμορντ (archaic for Lord Voldemort).
The Estonian version used "Tom Marvolon Riddle" to form "Mina Lord Voldemort" (I Lord Voldemort). The extra n was dropped from the name in subsequent books.
The Polish, Chinese, and Japanese versions just kept the name the same, and use the literal "I am Lord Voldemort" just that one time in the Chamber of Secrets. The novel takes place in Great Britain, after all. The Chinese and Japanese versions added a footnote to indicate what the English text actually meant.
One Russian version has an interesting take: Tom Narvolo Reddl, resulting in Lord Volan-de-Mort.
In another Russian version, "Tom D. Dvolloder Rebus" becomes "Lord sudeb Voldemort" ("sudeb" means "of fates"). A rebus isn't quite an anagram, but bonus points for getting the name of some form of wordplay in.
A bootleg translation had the final result being "I am Fodi," which does not at all match his real name.
The Hungarian version changed the name to "Tom Rowle Denem", and the anagram is "Nevem Voldemort", which means "My name (is) Voldemort". It only works if one can accept splitting the "w" into two "v"s.
The Turkish version changed the name to "Tom Marvoldo Riddle" and the anagram is "Adım Lord Voldemort", which means "My name is Lord Voldemort".
Parodied in Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody . where Barry discovers to his horror that his favourite musician, Art L. Valumord, is, in fact, Lord Valumart.
Daniel Pinkwater 's Slaves of Spiegel features a literal Cooking Duel between three Identical Strangers note sort of — there's the minor point that they're from three different species, and said species don't remotely resemble each other, but besides that, totally identical who are supposedly the best chefs in the universe. They are named Steve Nickelson, Evest Linkecsno, and Tesev Noskecnil.
A Face Without a Heart by Rick Reed is a modern day version of The Picture of Dorian Gray ; its protagonist is named Gary Adrion, which is an anagram of. Dorian Gray.
The protagonist of There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom by Louis Sachar reads a book called My Parents Didn't Steal an Elephant by Uriah C. Lasso (an anagram of Louis Sachar ).
In Venus on the Half-Shell by Philip Josй Farmer. many names are anagrams, for example Chworktap = Patchwork, Gviirl = Virgil, Tunc = Cunt, Angavi = Vagina, Utapal = Laputa.
The Dark Tower .
The last book has a psychic vampire named Dandelo who lived at Odd Lane. He at least has the sense to add an S to the sign pointing to his house, making it spell Odd's Lane . though technically, the S and apostrophe on the sign would make it an even better anagram: Dandelo's .
For a while before the last book or two came out there was a lot of speculation on the web regarding the way that "Finli O'Tego" (which even looks like a frickin' anagram) could be rearranged into "It of Legion" or "Legion of It".
The Da Vinci Code 's main villain is named Sir Leigh Teabing. The pseudo-historical claims The Da Vinci Code is based on were made several years earlier in Holy Blood, Holy Grail by Richard Leigh and Michael Baigent (Baigent=Teabing)
Stephen Fry 's novel The Stars' Tennis Balls has a plot very similar to The Count of Monte Cristo . The principal character is Ned Maddstone (anagram of Edmond Dantes), who reinvents himself as Simon Cotter (anagram of Monte Cristo), and the figures he takes revenge on include Barson-Garland (Baron Danglars), Gordon Fendeman (Fernand Mondego) and Oliver Delft (de Villefort). (The Count's other victim, Caderousse, gets "translated" as Rufus Cade).
There's a being called J'osui C'reln Reyr in Michael Moorcock 's Elric novels. This name is an anagram of Jerry Cornelius (if you leave out the apostrophes ).
Vladimir Nabokov loved this trope.
There's a minor character in Lolita named Vivian Darkbloom (an anagram of Vladimir Nabokov ). This is a common occurrence in Nabokov's books, with the surname changing at times to Bloodmark, Calmbrood (the c-k anglicization), and even once a "Mr Vivian Badlook".
Lolita also involves a section wherein Humbert chased Lolita across the country and finding that that her mysterious "abductor" continues to taunt him by using obvious pseudonyms in hotel registries, one being Ted Hunter, Cane NH. This is an anagram of Enchanted Hunter . a play that Lolita had once acted in. Her "abductor" is later revealed to be the play's author.
Nabokov's Pale Fire is written by a man named Kinbote who may or may not be insane. One theory as to his identity is that he is actually Russian professor Eugene Botkin and has invented a completely new persona.
A Series of Unfortunate Events .
In The Hostile Hospital . Klaus and Sunny discover Count Olaf hid Violet Baudelaire as a patient in the titular hospital - under an anagrammed name. Lampshaded in that there are half a dozen other names that coincidentally are almost anagrams of "Violet Baudelaire". Also, going back to The Bad Beginning . the author of the play is Al Funcoot, an anagram for Count Olaf.
Given the series' emphasis on codes and secrecy, anagrams are frequently used throughout the series in general. A list of most of the significant anagrams used in the series can be found on the Lemony Snicket Wiki .
Edward Gorey frequently makes use of anagrams of his own name in his books, including "Ogdred Weary," "Dogear Wryde", "Regera Dowdy", "D. Awdrey-Gore", "Waredo Dyrge", and "E. G. Deadworry", the last three coming from the same story . During the later years of his life, Gorey in fact drove a white vintage car with Massachusetts license plates saying "OGDRED"; Gorey's last compilation book, Amphigorey Again, features a list of (all?) 31 of Gorey's anagrams and pseudo-anagrams under the heading "In fond collaborative memory".
The Haruki Murakami novel Dance Dance Dance has a minor character named Hiraku Makimura, who is also an author.
The titular female vampire of Carmilla is also known as Millarca and Mircalla, her original name. Apparently it's vampire tradition to alter your name every "lifetime."
From the Doctor Who Expanded Universe.
In the "Companions" novel Harry Sullivan's War . Harry takes on the name Laury L. Varnish.
There are also several Significant Anagrams in the Doctor Who Missing Adventures novel Managra . starting with that one.
In the Past Doctor Adventures novel Business Unusual . the computer game company SeneNet is a front for the Nestene Consciousness.
In the Doctor Who New Adventures novel Original Sin . the villainous company is Interstellar Nanoatomic ITEC (ITEC being the 30th century version of Ltd. or Inc.), which is an anagram of International Electromatics, a company the Doctor's dealt with before.
In Lloyd Alexander 's Westmark series, the conman Count Las Bombas's alter egos are near-but-not-quite anagrams of Las Bombas and of each other, including "Dr Absalom" and "Mynheer Bloomsa".
An odd metatextual example: in Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman's The Death Gate Cycle . a crazy, absent-minded wizard named Zifnab appears. He is an obvious Expy of Fizban, a character Weis & Hickman created in their Dragonlance books. Since Wizards of the Coast owns Dragonlance . they were unable to use the character in their own original work. The same character, this time called "Zanfib," shows up again in Weis's Starshield novels.
In the Gemma Doyle Trilogy, the secret society, The Order, has its members make anagrams of their names. When the three main characters try their former teacher's name, Hester Moore, they get absolutely nothing but gibberish. But when Gemma learns that Miss Moore's middle name is Asa, she makes an anagram for the name Sarah Reese-Toome, who is known to be Circe, the antagonist for the series. Naturally, this leaves Gemma in a state of Heroic BSOD for a couple chapters while she realizes how badly she has screwed up by playing into Circe's Kansas City Shuffle.
In F. Paul Wilson's Repairman Jack novels, the Big Bad of the series tends to hide behind anagrams for the name "Rasalom" — which is not a name you should speak aloud.
The central idea behind Norma Schier's "Anagram Detective" stories. Each is a pastiche of a popular mystery series. The pen name of the author and the names of the main characters are anagrams of the names of the real author and the series characters. Places and supporting characters get names that are anagrams of their roles in the story. After the story all anagrams are listed.
The Christopher Pike young adult mystery novel Last Act features a play written by the murderer solely to set up the murder; the pseudonym she uses as playwright (deliberately, as dramatic flair and a challenge) is an anagram of her name.
Dennis Lehane's Shutter Island resolves into a number of anagram names.
In Ira Levin's Rosemary's Baby . Rosemary hears about a warlock named Steven Marcato. One of her neighbors is named Roman Catevet. The plot thickens.
The Devil May Cry novel has a green-suited, heavily bandaged mercenary carrying a Katana by the name of "Gilver" (switch the syllables around) show up to be Dante Tony's Rival.
Deltora Quest
While Lief and co. gathered the Seven Gems, they're also searching for the hidden heir to the throne, a descendant of Adin. During their quest, they meet Dain. He's not the real heir, but an Ol 3 intentionally using that name to infiltrate the Resistance. Dain also tells Lief that his mother's name is Rhans, the name of the heir's mother is Sharn.
In the second book of the third series, Lief realizes that a set of notices has been faked when it occurs to him that they all contain an anagram of the phrase "seek the nomad"
Harkat Mulds is an anagram of Kurda Smahlt, the person he used to be in his past life in The Saga of Darren Shan .
The Redwall series features this as a plot point in the first book, with "I am that is." being a recurring line in many of the older writings the main characters discover. ( "Am that is" is an anagram of the protagonist's name, Matthias. )
I, Lucifer by Glen Duncan has Declan Gunn as the owner of the body Lucifer is given during the novel.
It's been pointed out that Robert Neville, protagonist of I Am Legend . anagrams to "terrible novel".
Tales of the City has Anna Madrigal: "a man and a girl."
Gulliver's Travels tells of a country where the "anagrammatic method" is applied to people's letters so they can be accused of spying. This country is "the kingdom of Tribnia, by the natives called Langden."
A hilarious unintentional example: Stephenie Meyer = Preteens Eye Him
In Harry Turtledove's World War series, Sam Yeager uses the alias Regeya to access The Race's computer network. After he is discovered, he switches to Maargyees.
Captain Eden of the Star Trek: Voyager Relaunch was told by her "uncle" Jobin that she was rescued from the planet Sbonfoyjill. She eventually realized, after trying to locate it in databanks and finding nothing, that sbonfoyjill is an anagram for "Jobin's Folly".
In the Star Wars Expanded Universe . Han Solo spends some time under the fake name "Jenos Idanian". In a later book. Corran Horn assumes the identity while going undercover.
In the Alex Rider book Snakehead . villain Winston Yu runs a Front Organization called Unwin Toys ; someone later points it out as a sign of Yu's egotism.
Dennis Nedry, the traitorous computer programmer from Jurassic Park . has a name that anagrams to "nerdy sinned."
Spotting the Big Bad in Harry Turtledove's Videssos stories tends to be easy: although he changes his name from time to time, it's always the same six letters.
Chaim Rosenzweig goes by the alter ego of Micah in the Left Behind book Desecration . which is really an anagram of Chaim.
In Aunt Dimity. Vampire Hunter . the surname of the owners of Aldercot Hall is DuCaral. Elderly recluse Lizzie Black spells the name and the anagram Dracula on the hearthstone with her fireplace poker during Lori's visit to her farmhouse.
In the Discworld novel Thud! . Sam Vimes recognises that the mole in the Watch is Sally von Humpeding when he intercepts a message to her spy master. It is signed "Aicalas", which he realizes is the name "Salacia" written backwards in true "Alucard " vampire style.
In Unseen Academicals . the romantic novelist "Iriadne Comb-Buttworthy" (referred to by Glenda as having "a name suspiciously like an anagram ") was discovered, by observant readers. to be an almost-correct anagram of "Cut-My-Own-Throat Dibbler". It would seem that, ever looking for the big paycheque, Dibbler spends his spare time writing trashy romantic fiction.
Soul Seekers . Cade and his twin brother Dace's names are anagrams of each other.
An Abundance of Katherines . Colin, the main character, is an anagram savant (among other things). Lucky for him, because anagrams turn out to be an unexpected plot point.
In The Shadow pulp novel The Romanoff Jewels . one of the main villains was named Frederick O. Froman. He chose this name himself, as his actual surname was "Romanoff" and a he was distant relation to Czar Nicholas II. "F. O. Froman".
The Ravenloft novel I, Strahd features a band of mercenaries whose names are all anagrams of Blake's 7 characters.
The main villains in Carson of Venus by Edgar Rice Burroughs are the Zani Party.
In the German pulp horror/fantasy/SF series Professor Zamorra this is a personal quirk of the demon lord Asmodis when it comes to choosing names for his cover identities. It's not always a strict anagram (although he's prominently used both 'Sid Amos' and 'Sam Dios' respectively for years), but some 'clever' hint to his true identity will usually be there.
In the Goosebumps 2000 book "Headless Halloween" Brandon encounters a boy wearing a mask identical to his own named Norband. The Blogger Beware review comments "The kid he encounters is named Norband— I guess Nodnarb was too on the nose? Norband invites Brandon to a Halloween Party— or is it really a Lonewhale Atpry. "
This trope is Older Than Steam. One of the first picaresque novels in Germany was by Christoffel von Grimmelshausen writing under the pen name German Schleifheim von Sulsfort . and the hero is Melchior Sternfels von Fuchshaim .
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Doctor Who .
In "Carnival of Monsters", the monsters are called Drashigs, a not very subtle anagram for 'dishrags', because it was the Bottle Episode and this was what the writer assumed they'd therefore end up being made out of.
In "Genesis of the Daleks", the Kaled race were the precursers for the Daleks. The Doctor even lampshades it - "K-A-L-E-D, that's an anagram of. How interesting."
The Foamasi, an alien society that has criminal organisations called "Lodges" in "The Leisure Hive". have a name that is an anagram of Mafiosa.
One of Those Two Bad Guys in "Meglos" is named Brotadac, an anagram of 'bad actor'. The writer's assumption was that they'd hire a bad actor for the part, on account of it being a fairly mechanical Stock Character role. The part was eventually given to a veteran character actor, who fortunately found the anagram hilarious when someone pointed it out to him.
In "The Keeper of Traken", the Master possesses the body of Tremas. In the later story "The King's Demons", he disguises himself as Sir Giles Estram. Out-of-universe, Significant Anagrams were used to hide Anthony Ainley's name in the credits and in Radio Times cast lists when the Master was in disguise, including "Neil Toynay" ("Castrovalva" ), "Leon Ny Tai" ("Time-Flight" ), and "James Stoker" (from "Master's Joke", in "The King's Demons" ).
"The Two Doctors" featured a race called Androgums, who were obsessed with eating and governed by their appetites. "Androgum" is an anagram of "Gourmand".
Terry Molloy was credited under the name "Roy Tromelly" as the Imperial Dalek Emperor in "Remembrance of the Daleks". so no-one would realise that the Emperor was really Davros.
The MacGuffin in "Time and the Rani" is "Loyhargil", an anagram of "Holy Grail".
In the Big Finish audio "Zagreus", neither Eight nor Charley get "Saviltride" until it's spelled out for them: " evil TARDIS ".
In season 3 of the reboot, the Master runs for Prime Minister using the alias "Mister Saxon" — an anagram of "Master No. Six" — John Simm being the sixth incarnation of the Master to appear in the series. However, according to Russell T Davies. this is just a coincidence: once you've used "Mister", it's harder to avoid a "Master" anagram than to achieve one.
There's Torchwood . which is an anagram of Doctor Who .
Astrid Peth is an anagram of TARDIS, with peth being Welsh for "part". That's good, since the placement of a P in "The TARDIS" wasn't exactly obvious. Oddly, she's an ordinary Human Alien with no connection to the TARDIS.
Donna Noble is actually an anagram of "a non blonde", a reference to the new series' first companion, Rose Tyler, and the various blonde jokes that her successor Martha Jones quipped during season three. Probably a coincidence.
In the same "coincidence" line, Wilfred Mott anagrams to "WTF Time Lord" — or "Time Lord FTW".
Also in "Journey's End". the "Osterhagen" in "Osterhagen Key" is an anagram of " Earth's gone ".
A popular fan theory (since Jossed ) suggested that the Master's return in "The End of Time" would be foreshadowed in "The Waters of Mars". Some people observed that "The Waters of Mars" is a very simple anagram for "The Master of Wars".
Amy Pond's actress Karen Gillan revealed in an interview that her auditions were conducted for a project named "Panic Moon", which is an anagram of companion . Producer Steven Moffat. who was also present, then joked that he would have to find a new anagram for future companion auditions.
Andre Linoge, the villain of Storm of the Century . his surname is an anagram of the biblical Legion.
In The Lone Gunmen . all the names used by the character Yves Adele Harlow (including that one) are anagrams of Lee Harvey Oswald.
In the BBC show The Adventure Game . all the major characters' names are anagrams of "Dragon".
Two of them in the same episode of House .
The dog Wilson and his (first) wife had was named by her as Hector. She eventually reveals the reasoning behind it: The dog was impossible to house train, and "Hector does go rug" was an anagram of "Doctor Greg House".
House, being House. immediately comes up with a better anagram to use next time: "Gregory House" -> "Huge ego, sorry".
Parodied in Scream Queens . The Chanels are looking for anything that would point toward Zayday Williams being the Red Devil killer. Chanel #5's evidence is that Zayday's name can be rearranged to say "I MAY SLAY LIZ DAW." Chanel finds this stupid and asks who Liz Daw is, prompting #5 to tearfully say that she doesn't know, but is sure that Zayday is "contemplating on slaying her." For the record, there is no character by the name of Liz Daw.
Though it's never brought up in Garth Marenghis Darkplace . it's been observed that "Garth Marenghi" is an anagram of "Argh, Nightmare."
On Coronation Street . a character named Carter sets up a fake company to defraud his boss, Mike Baldwin. and, rather foolishly, names said company "Artrec". After catching him out, Mike even points out how stupid it was to use an anagram name.
Lost has had about five meaningful anagrams: Ethan Rom is "Other Man," Mittelos Bioscience is "Lost Time," Gary Troup is "Purgatory," "Henry Gale, Minnesota" = "See Another Man Lying", and the Hoffs/Drawlar Funeral Parlor is "Flashforward". Apparently those have caused many Lost fanatics to begin looking for anagrams in the names of everyone and everything.
The Colbert Report .
One toss between The Daily Show and The Colbert Report had Stephen Colbert looking for anagrams in the names of political figures. Since the names were (mostly) real, rather than made up by writers, the results were less than impressive.
On the other hand, Stephen Colbert is very close to being an anagram of Charles Noblet. (Before you try: it has an extraneous A and superfluous L while lacking a P and one more T and E. You end up with STELHEN COLBAR.)
In another episode, Stephen rearranged the letters in CIA Director Leon Panetta's name and came up with Ayman Al-Zawahiri.
Colbert and Stewart also had fun trying to make anagrams out of the name of Reince Prebus, the new head of the Republican party. They ended up with. Prince Reebus? Another notable example was "Pubic Re-rinse".
Matt Albie from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip has drug-induced false memories of an imaginary writer named Tim Batale. Yes, his subconscious comes up with an anagram under the influence of narcotics.
On Star Trek: Deep Space Nine . barfly Morn was named as an anagram of Norm, from Cheers .
On the martial arts show WMAC Masters all the Masters go by their real names and nicknames except one. Tracer, a mysterious man with a military gimmick, is really a kickboxer named Michael Foley who goes by the name Tracy Swedom on the show. It's soon revealed that he's a mole working for the evil cult Jukido. The reason for the fake name is revealed when the Wizard (who's an ex-member of Jukido and aware that his brother Warlock has recently made a secret Heel–Face Turn to join them) brings in an anagram generator and enters other masters' names in it, revealing that "Tracy Swedom" is a perfect anagram for "Destroy WMAC".
In Reaper . Sam Oliver is an anagram for "Evil Roams".
When presenter/musician/comic Richard Stilgoe had his own show, he would often begin it with an anagram. Anagrams of his own name include "Ricardo Hotlegs" ans "Giscard O'Hitler".
On Dollhouse . Alpha uses the alias E. Hap Lasher, which is an anagram for "Alpha's Here".
Criminal Minds does this at least twice, both times a little strangely: once, when a man who thinks he's the Fisher King uses the alias "Sir Kneighf" to hide his (delusional) identity, and once when a serial killer known as "the Reaper" goes into hiding under the name "Peter Rhea" (intentionally, so as to make it possible for the team to find him). Reid, of course, figures out both anagrams in record time.
From Stargate SG-1 . Vala Mal Doran = Amoral Vandal.
In the remake of Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) . another character drops the title and points out that it's a perfect anagram for "sad plonker and real dickhead". The anagram was apparently invented by a critic and incorporated by the writers.
Kamen Rider Fourze loves this trope like no tomorrow. A handful of characters, major or minor has an anagram for their name. Though most of these are A) Kanji anagrams and/or B) Shout-Out Theme Naming.
Kengo Utahoshi, The Smart Guy. is an anagram to Takeshi Hongo.
Yuki Jojima, the Genki Girl. At first it seems that her name pun is simple: Yuki Joji, aka Riderman, as all of the main cast have names that are nods to old-school Riders. However, there's a sneakier anagrammy one: I am Gemini, relating to her stint as the Gemini Zodiarts.
Tomoko Nozoma, the Perky Goth 's family name is an anagram of Amazon.
Emoto's anagram is Otome, which is Japanese for virgin. As in Virgo .
Sensei-chan Sarina Sonoda's name can be rearranged into "Sasori nanoda", which is Japanese for "I am the Scorpion", referring to her role as the Scorpion Zodiarts, one of the Big Bad 's Co-Dragons.
Erin Suda's name is an anagram of Eridanus, a Greek river that is associated with Aquarius, her alter ego.
In the midlife crisis episode of Home Improvement . wise neighbor Wilson points out that 'Tim Taylor' anagrams to 'Mortality.'
In the pilot episode of Ellery Queen . the names of the fashion designer/victim's clothing lines are anagrams of the names of her lovers.
In the Grimm episode "Nameless", the Fuchsteufelwild. who has been writing "Guess My Name" at each crime scene, is named Trinket Lipslums, which is an anagram for Rumpelstiltskin. Naming by that specific anagram is part of the profile for this sort of Wesen.
Comedian Dave Allen is tormented by his producer: (German dub - please replace if you find the original) Watch his face at "Anal Delve". After that, he deals anagrammic Take Thats left and right himself.
Played for Laughs in the Jonathan Creek episode "The Sinner and the Sandman": a parish community hall has been named after its benefactor, Leonard Corbyn, with an Establishing Shot of the name in large metal letters. When Corbyn gets implicated in a sex scandal, the chairman of the parish council spends some time coming up with entirely fictional benefactors whose names are anagrams of "Leonard Corbyn", because the metal letters were expensive. After the vicar's vetoed making a benefactor up, a later Establishing Shot shows the sign now reads "Ye Old Corn Barn Community Hall".
The voice of the Death of Rats in the Sky adaptation of Hogfather is credited to Dorckey Hellmice — an anagram of Michelle Dockery, who played Susan.
In Fear And Faith . one of Derren Brown 's many documentaries about human psychology, the placebo used the name Rumyodin . In The Reveal. he reveals that the name is an anagram of Your Mind .
Brian Eno note anagram of "one brain" is fond of wordplay and anagrams:
"King's Lead Hat" is an anagram of Talking Heads.
Before and After Science is probably an anagram for "Arcane Benefits of Class," though there are other theories .
On Passengers (Eno and U2 ) album Original Soundtracks 1 . some of the movie descriptions are attributed to "Ben O'Rian."
Jazz pianist Bill Evans frequently titled songs with anagrams of the names of people in his life. For example, "Re: Person I Knew" in honor of his producer Orrin Keepnews.
The Doors ' song "L. A. Woman" has repeated occurrences of the phrases "Mr. Mojo risin'" — an anagram of Jim Morrison.
The band New End Original was a short-lived side project of onelinedrawing, which was Jonah Matranga.
Damon Albarn has made guest appearances on Elastica albums under the pseudonyms Dan Abnormal and Norman Balda. "Dan Abnormal" was also the name of a song from Blur's 1995 album The Great Escape . Also, the mock opening credits of Blur's 1997 video M. O.R. list anagram names for other band members: aside from "Dan Abnormal", there's "Morgan C. Hoax" (Graham Coxon), "Lee Jaxsam" (Alex James) and "Trevor Dewane" (Dave Rowntree).
LoudBomb is the electronic side-project of Bob Mould.
The band John Squire formed after The Stone Roses was called The Seahorses. While he claimed it was just a coincidence, it was often pointed out that this was an anagram for "he hates roses", as well as "the rose ashes". Squire actually got sick enough of this speculation that he briefly dropped the "the" from the band name, just so "he hates roses" would no longer work as an anagram.
Axl Rose is an anagram of oral sex (his real name is William Bruce Rose jr)
Menomena's debut album is called I Am The Fun Blame Monster! . It's an anagram of "The First Menomena Album".
Mike Doughty 's album Haughty Melodic is an anagram for "Michael Doughty".
Missing Persons' album title Spring Session M is an anagram for the name of the band itself.
Aphex Twin is also rather fond of this, particularly the titles of songs from . I Care Because You Do . "Wax The Nip" = Aphex Twin, "The Waxen Pith," "Wet Tip Hen Ax," "Next Heap With" = The Aphex Twin, "Acrid Avid Jam Shred" = Richard David James, and "Cow Cud Is A Twin" = Caustic Window.
Another case of an album being named for an anagram of the artist's name: Imogen Heap 's I Megaphone .
All of the track names of Kid 606's Songs About Fucking Steve Albini are anagrams of "Miguel De Pedro", who is Kid 606. For example, "Lou Reed Gimped" or "Odd Ripe Legume"
Minus Story's album My Ion Tuss . an anagram for the band name itself.
"Knights of Cydonia" by Muse is an anagram of "Fancy Kid Shooting". This doesn't seem meaningful until one watches the song's music video.
The album Sour by Ours.
Kajagoogoo vocalist Limahl was born Chris Hamill .
Morrissey used to have SEMISORRY written on his band's drum kit.
Imagine Dragons apparently has one in their band name, but the members make a point of never revealing what the original phrase is.
"Cut Here" by The Cure is titled as an anagram of the band's name.
Interpol 's album El Pintor . It's both an anagram for the band and Gratuitous Spanish for "the painter".
Verdena 's "Loniterp" is an anagram of Interpol. the band that inspired the song.
Wiser Pacman Scope (Newspaper Comics)
Aldo Kelrast, a former minor character from Mary Worth . was something of a stalker of the title character.
In one strip for Bloom County . Opus find Milo, Binkley, and Hodge Podge playing a game of anagrams to determine their future, and they give an anagram of Milo's name (Limo) as an example. Opus becomes interested and asks them to do his name. When the result comes up as "Soup", he freaks out and nearly has a heart attack. Milo calms him down and assures him that it probably means nothing. Finally, Milo asks Opus for his mother's maiden name. He tells him it's "Bogum", and Milo reveals the word "Gumbo", giving Opus another freak out.
Hodge: Hell, let's play checkers.
Alison Bechdel has used Cleo Baldshein (guerilla therapist), Heloise C. Bland, Delilah B. Scone, and Chloe B. DeSnail in Dykes to Watch Out For and in various calendars.
Posh Pup Stew (Puppet Shows)
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Acción . Parte alícuota del capital social de una empresa. Suelen otorgar ciertos derechos a sus propietarios, entre otros, derecho a parte de los beneficios, a una cuota de la liquidación en caso de disolución, a voto en las juntas generales y derecho preferente de suscripción de acciones nuevas.
Acción cambiaria . es la parte que corresponde a los poseedores legítimos de una letra en el ejercicio de los derechos de crédito incorporados a la misma. Pueden ejecutarse en el cauce del juicio ejecutivo, lo cual permite el embargo inmediato, anterior al propio juicio. Pueden ser acción cambiaria directa o de regreso.
Acción cambiaria directa: La que el tenedor de una letra puede ejercitar contra el aceptante o sus avalistas, en caso de falta de pago, aunque la letra no se haya presentado al cobro el día del vencimiento o, aunque habiéndose presentado, no se haya levantado protesto por falta de pago.
Acción de oro (Golden Share) . Parte del capital de una empresa que el estado se reserva con el fin de guardarse ciertos derechos cuando privatiza una sociedad pública.
Acción de regreso: Capacidad del tenedor de una letra de reclamar su pago al librador y a todos los posibles endosantes, cuando, una vez vencida la letra, el librado no la haya pagado. También puede recurrirse a está vía antes del vencimiento de la letra, cuando exista denegación de la aceptación, o cuando se produzca la suspensión de pagos o quiebra del librado.
Acción ejecutiva: Es la que ostenta el titular de un título ejecutivo, como la letra de cambio, que le permite abrir la vía al juicio ejecutivo. Lo cual confiere al acreedor la seguridad de un embargo inmediato de los bienes del deudor, que tiene en el juicio subsiguiente medios de oposición muy limitados.
Acción liberada: Aquella por la cual el accionista no ha de desembolsar cifra alguna. A veces se utiliza como sinónimo de acción desembolsada y gratuita.
Acción preferente: La que se emite por las sociedades anónimas en general con alguna cualidad específica, como la de un derecho prioritario a dividendo; o por los bancos con todos los derechos económicos, pero sin los políticos (voto, derecho a puestos en el consejo, voto en la junta general de acciones, etc.) y cuyo monto se incorpora a los recursos propios de la entidad. La principal ventaja para su emisor es que consigue financiación a largo plazo y a un coste bajo. Son muy utilizadas por los bancos como método para conseguir recursos que computen como capital para los ratios de los Acuerdos con Basilea. Además, al aceptarse en la mayor parte de los análisis como recursos propios, mejora los porcentajes de los ratios de apalancamiento. Para el inversor que las adquiere, tiene la ventaja de un rendimiento superior a los de pagares de la empresa o de deuda flotante de un riesgo similar. Pueden ser participativas, cuando además del dividendo fijo a recibir tiene una cierta participación en caso de que haya beneficios extras; acumulativas, cuando en caso de un impago de dividendo por falta de beneficios suficientes, el pago del dividendo se acumula al de los años siguientes; convertibles, cuando pueden ser canjeadas por un número predeterminado de acciones ordinarias; o redimibles, cuando en una fecha futura, el inversor o la compañía tiene la opción de convertirlas en acciones ordinarias. Manejando las variables de convertibilidad, acumulación de dividendos, posibilidad de redención y de variación del tipo de dividendos, surgen gran variedad de activos financieros: acciones preferentes por subastas, acciones preferentes ajustables convertibles, ARPS, AMPS, CAPS, etc.
Acción preferente convertible: Es la acción preferente que tiene el derecho a canjearse en su momento por acciones ordinarias. El porcentaje a cobrar como dividendos es menor que en una acción preferente normal, pero, a cambio el inversor tiene la posibilidad de obtener una ganancia de capital si ejercita el derecho de conversión.
Acciones cíclicas: Acciones que tienden a subir rápido de precio cuando la economía mejora, o que tienden a bajar rápidamente cuando las condiciones generales empeoran. Típicamente se ubican en esta categoría las acciones de empresas papeleras, automotrices, etc.
Accionista . Toda persona, física o jurídica, que posea al menos una acción de una sociedad. Esta persona es “propietaria” de la sociedad en la proporción que representa la cantidad de acciones de la que es titular.
Activo . Parte del balance de situación de una empresa donde se representan sus bienes y sus derechos, por extensión, se conoce con este nombre a todos los elementos que en él figuran.
Activo amortizable: Es la parte del activo de una empresa sobre la que se permite realizar amortizaciones.
Activo circulante: Bienes y derechos de una empresa que son líquidos o que pueden convertirse en líquidos en un plazo inferior a un año. Se incluyen, entre otros, tesorería, clientes, activos financieros a corto plazo, existencias, etc.
Activo financiero . Son aquellos títulos emitidos por entidades públicas y privadas con el fin de obtener financiación para sus actividades. Son tales como acciones, obligaciones, letras…
Activo físico: Se entiende por activo físico los siguientes tipos de activo: propiedades, autos, bienes en general.
Activo libre de riesgo: Activo financiero cuyos intereses y principal serán pagados con toda certeza. Es un concepto muy usado en el modelo CAPM, según el cual el rendimiento a obtener de cualquier valor será igual al que se llegue por el activo libre de riesgo más una prima por riesgo. E. i. risk free asset.
Activos no corrientes: comprenden a todos los que no puedan ser clasificados como corrientes
Activos reales: Por contraposición a activos financieros, son aquellos que corresponde a bienes físicos tangibles objeto del uso o consumo: inmuebles, metales preciosos, commodities, etc. Desde el punto de vista de la gestión de carteras, estos activos, por tener una baja e incluso negativa correlación con los activos financieros, son utilizados para realizar coberturas de carteras, o disminuir el riesgo global de una inversión predeterminada. Existen índices, como el GSCI, que permiten seguir la evolución a nivel mundial, de los precios de estos activos, y que pueden ser objeto de negociación de futuros.
Administración activa: Filosofía de inversión basada en la selección de activos. Se sustenta en la convicción de que es posible superar el rendimiento del índice seleccionando los activos en los que invertir.
Administración pasiva: Filosofía de inversión basada en la no selección de los activos. Sus adherentes no creen que seleccionando activos se pueda sistemáticamente superar el rendimiento del índice. Por tal motivo los administradores que adhieren a esta filosofía invierten en el propio índice o en una cartera copiada del mismo
Activo sin riesgo . Es un bien, normalmente de carácter financiero, que asegura al propietario una renta y/o un precio de venta, antes de su compra.
Activo Subyacente . Es un activo que, en los mercados de productos derivados, está sujeto a un contrato normalizado y es el objeto de intercambio. Es decir, es aquel activo sobre el que se efectúa la negociación de un activo derivado.
ADR (American Depositary Receipt) . Un certificado negociable emitido por un banco de EEUU que representa un número específico de acciones de un valor extranjero negociado en una bolsa de los EEUU. Los ADR hacen más fácil para los americanos el invertir en compañías extranjeras, debido a la extendida disponibilidad de información denominada en dólares, menores costes de transacción, y distribución fija de dividendos.
Agente colocador: Institución encargada de la venta primaria del activo a emitirse.
Agregado monetario M1: Se forma con el efectivo en manos del público más los depósitos a la vista que figuran en el balance consolidado del sistema crediticio.
Agregado monetario M2 . Se forma por el agregado monetario M1, más los activos que permiten la realización de transferencias y la domiciliación de pagos. Se determina por la suma del agregado monetario M1 con los depósitos de ahorro. La composición de los agregados monetarios pueden variar de un país a otro.
Agregado monetario M3: El agregado Monetario M2 más el resto de activos líquidos en el poder del público residente, emitidos por el sector financiero también residente (depósitos a plazo, participaciones de activos, empréstitos del sistema bancario, etc). La composición de los agregados monetarios pueden variar de un país a otro.
Ahorro cedro: La columna de Ahorro muestra el porcentaje de ahorro para cada una de la series de los CEDROs a los efectos de cancelar un crédito bancario. El porcentaje de Ahorro surge de comparar el Valor Técnico del CEDRO, con su el Precio de Cotización. En la medida que menor sea el Precio de Cotización del CEDRO en comparación con su Valor Técnico, mayor será el porcentaje de ahorro. El Valor Técnico de un Cedro correspondiente a depósitos constituidos originalmente en Pesos, es igual al Valor Nominal menos las Amortizaciones. En tanto que el Valor Técnico de un Cedro correspondiente a depósitos constituidos originalmente en Dólares, es igual al Valor Nominal más CER menos las Amortizaciones. A su vez, el Valor Técnico del CEDROs es el valor al cual el banco reconocerá los mismos a los efectos de cancelar la deuda.
Ajuste integral del capital . reexpresión del patrimonio neto al inicio del primer ejercicio de aplicación. Se reexpresarán en moneda de cierre el capital aportado y las primas de emisión efectivamente pagadas, desde la fecha de su integración al ente, así como los aportes irrevocables no capitalizados desde la fecha en que se aportaron o se decidió su irrevocabilidad. Los importes pendientes de integración no se reexpresarán en moneda de cierre, manteniéndose a su valor no reexpresado, salvo que pudiera demostrarse que se trata de importes que - económicamente y no sólo jurídicamente - son exigibles en forma individual y no simples cuentas de regularización. La diferencia entre el capital social reexpresado en moneda de cierre y el capital social sin reexpresar se expondrá en una cuenta denominada “Ajuste del Capital”.
AMEX: Sigla que hace referencia a la segunda bolsa de valores de Nueva York, la American Stock Exchange. En ella se cotizan títulos de las sociedades de más reciente creación y de menor talla que en el NYSE.
AMEX major market: Indice de la Bolsa American Stock Exchange, que se calcula como la media ponderada, por los precios de las cotizaciones de las acciones de las 20 mayores empresas.
Amex Market Value: Índice de la Bolsa American Stock Exchange, calculado con ponderación por capitalización bursátil, de las cotizaciones de las acciones de unas 800 empresas.
Admisión a cotización . Autorización concedida a un producto financiero para poder ser negociado en la Bolsa.
Administación de efectivo . Esta actividad es llevada a cabo por los gestores de las empresas con el propósito de reducir la liquidez para utilizarla en actividades más rentables. Esto se debe hacer sin comprometer la capacidad de pago de la empresa.
Adquisición . Obtener el control de otra empresa por medio de la compra de todas o de la mayoría de sus acciones en venta o por la compra de sus activos.
Agencia de valores . Sociedad anónima que negocia en los mercados financieros por cuenta ajena. Sus actividades principales consisten en recibir y ejecutar órdenes de compraventa de inversores, gestionar carteras de valores de terceros y actuar como depositarias de valores por cuenta de sus titulares.
Agencia de bolsa: sociedad que hace de intermediaria en operaciones bursátiles. Generalmente asesora y administra carteras de sus clientes y realiza colecciones privadas y públicas. Es obligatorio su registro en la CNMW. Se diferencia de la sociedad de bolsa en que puede realizar operaciones en su propio nombre.
Ajuste al mercado (Mark to market) . Proceso que se sigue en los mercados de futuros por el que diariamente se calculan las pérdidas y ganancias de cada posición abierta en el mismo.
A la par . Título cuyo valor nominal coincide con su valor efectivo (valor de adquisición o de liquidación).
Alcista . Dícese de la situación del mercado bursátil en la que se prevé una subida de la cotización, ya sea de títulos, sectores o del mercado en su conjunto.
Amortización . Anotación contable que permite imputar el montante de una inversión como gasto durante varios años. Reconoce por tanto la pérdida de valor o depreciación de un activo a lo largo de su vida física o económica.
Amortización lineal: Sistema según el cual cada año se contabiliza como gasto una cantidad constante del capital productivo, que se calcula dividiendo el valor de adquisición del activo por una estimación de su vida útil.
Amortización acelerada: La que se realiza de forma más rápida que la depreciación real del bien al que se refiere, en un número de años, pues, inferior a su vida técnica. Puede otorgarse como privilegio fiscal. Existen dos sistemas: suma de los dígitos y saldo declinante doble.
Amortización de la deuda pública: Obligación del Estado, o de otros poderes públicos, o de sus organismos autónomos, de reembolsar el principal y los intereses a los tenedores de títulos de deuda.
Ampliación de capital . Es un incremento del capital de la empresa mediante la emisión de nuevas acciones, que se utiliza como medio de financiación de las actividades de la empresa.
Análisis de abajo a arriba . Bottom-up. Modalidad del análisis fundamental que se basa en encontrar oportunidades de inversión en acciones analizando: en primer lugar la empresa, en segundo lugar el sector donde se encuentra, en tercer lugar la economía local, y por último, el entorno macroeconómico global.
Análisis de arriba a abajo . Top-down. Modalidad del análisis fundamental que parte, en primer lugar de un estudio de la situación macroeconómica global, en segundo lugar la economía local, en tercer lugar el sector y finalmente, la empresa.
Análisis financiero . Estudio de la situación financiera de una empresa en un momento determinado, de acuerdo con la interpretación de sus estados financieros y con la elaboración y comparación de unos ratios financieros.
Análisis fundamental . Tipo de análisis cuyo propósito es calcular el valor intrínseco de una acción. Para ello se sirve de toda la información disponible sobre la empresa y su entorno. La idea central de este análisis es que el valor de una acción es el valor actual de los ingresos futuros del accionista.
Análisis técnico . Tipo de análisis que pretende encontrar señales de compra y de venta de valores siguiendo el estudio de las cotizaciones y volúmenes negociados. Trata de identificar tendencias y su herramienta principal son los gráficos.
Anotación en cuenta . Forma de representación de títulos valores consistente en un registro contable por parte de la entidad emisora en una cuenta corriente perteneciente al poseedor de los títulos, evitando así los soportes físicos.
Anticipo financiero (Financial advance) . El hecho de recibir dinero ya. Generalmente se diferencia de los préstamos en que las condiciones financieras que se establecen no suelen exigir la devolución del dinero si no da resultado el proyecto, sino únicamente el pago de una parte de los beneficios obtenidos si el proyecto resulta satisfactorio.
Arbitraje . Operaciones simultáneas de compra y venta de un mismo activo, en diferentes mercados, con la finalidad de obtener beneficios inmediatos aprovechando las discrepancias de precios fruto de las ineficiencias existentes en los mercados.
Apalancamiento: Expresión del efecto que se produce en el riesgo y en el grado de variabilidad de los resultados de una empresa por el efecto de tomar mayor financiación externa o por otro hecho concreto
Apalancamiento de cupón: Es el factor que multiplica el tipo de referencia en un préstamo o título variable inverso.
Apalancamiento financiero . Efecto que el endeudamiento origina en la rentabilidad de los capitales propios de una empresa, cuyos resultados pueden incrementarse por encima de lo que se derivaría de sus recursos originarios.
Aplicable: La columna de Aplicable, muestra cuales son los CEDROs que pueden ser utilizados para cancelar un crédito tomando en cuenta la vida promedio del préstamo (PPVP). Los CEDROs que puedan ser utilizados para cancelar un crédito, mostrará en la columna de Aplicable la palabra “SI”, en tanto que para los CEDROs que no pueden ser utilizados mostrará la palabra “NO”. Es este sentido, lo CEDROs identificados con la palabra “SI”, corresponden a CEDROs cuyo PPVS, (Plazo Promedio de Vida de la Serie) es inferior o igual al PPVP (Plazo Promedio de Vida del Préstamo). En tanto, que los Cedros identificados como “NO”, corresponden aquellos cuyo PPVS es superior al PPVP.
Aplicación . Aquella operación realizada por un miembro al cerrar una posiciones de distinto signo ( compra y venta) respecto a un mismo activo.
Apreciación: En sentido monetario, es la elevación del valor de una moneda por comparación con otra u otras, en los mercados libres de divisas, cuando en régimen de cambios flotantes no funciona el sistema de revaluación formal. Lo contrario es una depreciación.
Apreciación monetaria: Aumento del valor de una moneda frente a otra. Consiste en la disminución del precio de las demás monedas expresado en términos de la moneda nacional (moneda apreciada) dentro de un sistema de tipos de cambio flexibles.
Aportes irrevocables a cuenta de futuras suscripciones . Su importe, histórico ajustado por inflación debe dividirse entre: El valor técnico que resulte de computar el aporte original y las actualizaciones monetarias que se hubieren acordado, que deberán mostrarse como “Adelantos Irrevocables a cuenta de Futuras Suscripciones”. El resto, que deberá imputarse al “Ajuste Integral de Adelantos Irrevocables” a cuenta de Futuras Suscripciones.
AR discount bond: País: Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 31/03/93. Fecha de vencimiento: 31/03/23. Interés: Libor 180 días más 0.8125 %. Los servicios se abonarán en forma semestral cada 31/05 y 30/11 hasta el año 2022 inclusive y el último el 31/03/23. Amortización: íntegra a su vencimiento. Garantía: el pago del principal y 12 meses de intereses corridos están garantizados por bonos cupón cero de Tesoro Americano.
AR FRB: País: Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 31/03/93. Fecha de vencimiento: 31/03/05. Interés: Libor 180 días más 0.8125 %. Los servicios se abonarán en forma semestral los días 31/03 y 30/09. Amortización: desde 03/96 al 03/99 1%, 09/99 5% y desde 03/00 al 03/05 8%.
AR global 2001: Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 23/02/96. Plazo: 5 años. Interés: devengará una tasa del 9,25% anual, pagadera semestralmente, venciendo el 23/2 y 23/8 de cada año. Amortización: íntegra al vencimiento el 23/02/2001. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
AR global 2003: Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 20/12/93. Plazo: 10 años. Interés: devengará una tasa de 8,375% anual, pagadera. Amortización: íntegra al vencimiento el 20/12/2003. Renta Semestral. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
AR global 2005: Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 04/12/98, con un plazo de 7 años. Interés con pago semestral, devengarán una tasa del 11% anual. Los servicios se abonarán el 04/06 y el 04/12 de cada año. Amortización íntegra al vencimiento el 04/12/05. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
AR global 2006: Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 09/10/96, con un plazo de 10 años. Interés con pago semestral, devengarán una tasa del 11% anual. Los servicios se abonarán el 09/04 y el 09/10 de cada año. Amortización: íntegra al vencimiento el 09/10/06. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
AR global 2009: Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 07/04/99, con un plazo de 10 años. Interés con pago semestral, devengarán una tasa del 11,75% anual. Los servicios se abonarán el 07/04 y el 07/10 de cada año. Amortización: íntegra al vencimiento el 07/04/09. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
AR global 2010: Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 15/03/00, con un plazo de 10 años. Interés con pago semestral, devengarán una tasa del 11,375% anual calculadas sobre meses de 30 días dividido por año de 360 días, los servicios se abonarán el 15/03 y el 15/09 de cada año. Amortización: íntegra al vencimiento el 15/03/10. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
AR global 2017: Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 30/01/97, con un plazo de 20 años. Interés con pago semestral, devengarán una tasa del 11,375% anual, los servicios se abonarán el 30/01 y el 30/07 de cada año. Amortización: íntegra al vencimiento el 30/01/17. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
AR global 2019: Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 25/02/99, con un plazo de 20 años. Interés con pago semestral, devengarán una tasa del 12,125% anual. Los servicios se abonarán el 25/02 y el 25/08 de cada año. Amortización íntegra al vencimiento el 25/02/19. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
AR global 2020: Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina, Fecha de emisión: 03/02/00, con un plazo de 20 años. Interés con pago semestral, devengarán una tasa del 12% anual, los servicios se abonarán el 01/02 y el 01/08 de cada año. Amortización íntegra al vencimiento el 01/02/2020. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
AR global 2027 . Bonos externos globales de la República Argentina. Fecha de emisión: 19/09/97, con un plazo de 30 años. Interés con pago semestral, devengarán una tasa del 9,75% anual. Los servicios se abonarán el 19/03 y el 19/09 de cada año. Amortización: íntegra al vencimiento el 19/09/27. Moneda de emisión: dólares estadounidenses.
Arbitraje de convertibles: Operación consistente en la compra de un bono convertible y la venta simultánea, a crédito, de la acción en la que el bono puede convertirse, a fin de arbitrar entre ambos mercados.
Arrendamiento financiero . Contrato mediante el cual una empresa obtiene determinados bienes o derechos en arrendamiento de una institución financiera que cobra una cuota y ofrece la opción de compra por el valor residual del activo al vencimiento del contrato, dada la naturaleza temporal de éste.
At the money: Es una propiedad del precio de una opción que se da cuando el precio de ejercicio es igual al precio spot de la acción.
Aseguramiento . Operación en la que una entidad financiera suscribe títulos valores de primera emisión para luego garantizar al emisor la colocación de dichos títulos en el mercado a cambio de una comisión.
Asamblea ordinaria: se deben reunir en la sede, o en su defecto en el lugar que corresponda a la jurisdicción del domicilio social de la empresa. Sus resoluciones son de cumplimiento obligatorio. Le corresponde a la asamblea: consideración del balance general, designación y renovación de directores y síndicos, su retribución y la responsabilidad de los mismos, así como el aumento del capital empresario. Es obligación de los accionistas para asistir a las asambleas el depósito de sus acciones en la sociedad o certificar la tenencia de las mismas. Es el órgano soberano de una sociedad anónima, sus resoluciones no reconocen otra limitación que los estatutos de la sociedad y la legislación vigente.
Asignacion de activos: Es la manera en la que se distribuyen las inversiones según las distintas clases de activos.
Autocapitalización . Política de autofinanciación basada en la retención de los beneficios generados en la propia compañía.
Autofinanciación . Acumulación de fondos o recursos financieros generados en el interior de la propia empresa y utilizados para financiar las operaciones de la sociedad, evitando así el endeudamiento con terceros o con los accionistas.
Avalar . Acto por el que una persona física o jurídica se responsabiliza de la conducta, las deudas o el cumplimiento de una obligación de otra persona.
Aversión al riesgo . Supuesto que se suele hacer en finanzas respecto al comportamiento de los inversores: se supone que a los inversores no les gusta el riesgo, por tanto para que alguien acepte asumir un mayor riesgo al realizar una inversión deberá esperar un mayor rendimiento de la misma.
Azar moral . El riesgo de que la existencia de un contrato modificará el comportamiento de una o ambas partes contratadas, p. ej. una empresa asegurada tomará menos precauciones contra incendios.
BAIT: Beneficio antes de intereses e impuestos. Cifra que aparece en la cuenta de pérdidas y ganancias y que es utilizada en muchas herramientas de análisis. Representa los resultados de la empresa durante un ejercicio económico y no muestra los efectos del endeudamiento ni de los impuestos.
Bajista: Dícese de la situación del mercado bursátil en la que se prevé una bajada de la cotización, ya sea de títulos, sectores o del mercado en su conjunto.
Bajo la par: Título cuyo valor nominal es inferior a su valor efectivo (valor de adquisición o de liquidación).
Balance de situación: Estado contable de la empresa que refleja su situación patrimonial en un momento dado de tiempo. Tiene dos partidas principales: activo y pasivo, cuyo valor debe ser equivalente.
Balanza de pagos: Registro contable sistemático que refleja todas las transacciones económicas que tienen lugar entre los residentes de un país y los del resto del mundo, durante un período de tiempo determinado.
Banco Central: Banco que administra el funcionamiento del sistema financiero de un país. Es el encargado de la emisión de moneda, de la supervisión del sistema, de la emisión deuda pública, de las reservas y de las divisas de un país.
Base: En el mercado de futuros, diferencia entre el tipo de interés del instrumento en el mercado de contado y el tipo de interés implícito en su cotización en el mercado de futuros.
Base monetaria: Incluye la moneda y los depósitos del banco central. Juntos proveen la base para la oferta monetaria bajo el sistema de reserva fraccionaria. Se define también como los activos de un banco central, cuya adquisición por parte de éste crea la base monetaria inyectando dinero en la economía doméstica. Por cualquiera de las dos definiciones, la base monetaria cambia como resultado de las operaciones de mercado abiertas y la intervención en los mercados de cambio de divisas.
BDT: Beneficio después de impuestos. Resultado contable del ejercicio de una empresa cuando no tiene pérdidas. Es la cantidad final que deben distribuir los directivos entre dividendos e inversión.
Bear market (mercado bajista): Un período prolongado de precios a la baja, normalmente del 20% o más, acompañado por un pesimismo generalizado. Contrario de un “bull market”
Beneficios por acción: se trata de un indicador del análisis financiero. Es el resultado de dividir el beneficio neto por el número total de acciones de una sociedad.
Beta: Medida del riesgo sistemático de un activo. Mide la sensibilidad del valor de una acción frente a variaciones en el mercado.
Blue-chip: Término referido a los valores que aseguran una buena posición en la Bolsa debido a su gran calidad, a que su cotización tiende a ir en aumento y a su alto volumen de contratación.
Bolsa: Mercado organizado en el que se negocian fundamentalmente títulos de renta variable. En la mayoría se negocia también renta fija y diversos activos. En España es necesaria la aprobación de la Comisión Nacional del Mercado de Valores para la negociación de cualquier título.
Bono: Título valor de renta fija que emiten diversas para conseguir fondos directamente del mercado. El emisor se compromete a devolver el principal junto con unos intereses.
Bono basura: Título de alto riesgo y baja calificación, que ofrece un alto rendimiento para compensar las anteriores características.
Bono canjeable: Bono que puede ser canjeado por acciones ya existentes y que no produce la elevación del capital ni la reducción del valor de las acciones.
Bono Convertible: Bono que concede a su poseedor la opción de canjearlo por acciones de nueva emisión a un precio prefijado. Ofrece a cambio un cupón inferior al que tendría sin la opción de convertibilidad.
Bono cupón cero: Título que no paga intereses durante su vida, sino que lo hace íntegramente en el momento en el que se amortiza el capital. En compensación, su precio es inferior a su valor nominal.
Bonos del estado: Títulos del Tesoro a medio plazo, su nominal es de 10000 pts. y sus intereses anuales.
Bonos y Obligaciones del Estado: Se diferencian de las letras del Tesoro en que son a tres, cinco, diez y quince años, su nominal es de 10000 pts. y los intereses anuales. Los bonos son a medio plazo y las obligaciones a largo.
BPA Beneficio por acción. Ratio resultante de dividir los beneficios netos de una empresa en un determinado ejercicio entre el número de acciones en circulación de la misma.
Broker: Agente que actúa, a comisión y por cuenta ajena, como intermediario en diferentes mercados financieros, poniendo en contacto a compradores y vendedores.
Buba: Término coloquial para denominar al Banco Central de Alemania o Deutsche Bundesbank.
Bull market (mercado alcista): Un período prolongado de precios al alza, normalmente del 20 % o más. Contrario de un “bear market”
Bund: Equivalente al bono del Tesoro español, pero emitido por el gobierno Alemán.
Burbuja: Situación en la cual la diferencia entre el valor real de un activo financiero y su cotización bursátil es grande.
CAC 40: Un índice de acciones compuesto por 40 de las 100 compañías más grandes cotizadas en la lista oficial de la Bolsa de París.
Call: Opción de compra que otorga a su propietario el derecho de comprar el activo subyacente negociado a una fecha de vencimiento determinada.
Cámara de compensación: Entidad que se encarga de centralizar y organizar los pagos y cobros dentro del mercado. Evita el movimiento físico de los títulos y proporciona agilidad al sistema.
Capital: Partida del balance que refleja las aportaciones de los socios o accionistas a la sociedad. En finanzas también se denomina capital a la cantidad monetaria invertida en una operación.
Capital Riesgo: Una inversión en una start-up que se percibe que tiene unas perspectivas de crecimiento excelentes pero que no tiene acceso al mercado de capitales. Es el tipo de financiación buscada por compañías en etapas tempranas que buscan crecer rápido.
Capital social: Cifra del valor nominal de las acciones de una sociedad en un momento determinado. Está formado por los fondos aportados por los socios o accionistas.
Capitalización: Operación que permite determinar el valor futuro de una renta actual o de una serie de rentas periódicas al tipo de interés aplicado a dichas rentas.
Capitalización Bursátil: Es el valor de mercado de una empresa, se obtiene de multiplicar la cotización de sus acciones en el mercado, por el número de acciones.
CAPM: Modelo muy utilizado en las finanzas modernas que predice las relaciones entre la rentabilidad y el riesgo de una inversión. Su herramienta principal es la beta.
Cartera de títulos: Conjunto de títulos-valores que se encuentran en poder de una persona física o jurídica.
Cartera índice: Cartera de acciones que un inversor forma con los mismos valores que conforman un índice bursátil determinado y dando a cada acción la misma ponderación que tiene en el índice.
Cartera de varianza mínima: Cartera diversificada de tal manera que la varianza sea mínima, es decir que se elimine el riesgo específico de cada activo individual.
Casar operaciones: Cuando se reciben órdenes de compra y venta referentes al mismo número de valores y precio se “casa” una operación, satisfaciendo las demandas de unos con las ofertas de otros.
CEBES: Certificados de Depósito del Banco de España. El Banco Central de nuestro país subasta unos depósitos que se utilizan para fijar la política monetaria, ya que decide la cantidad de dinero a inyectar en la economía del país y su precio.
CECA: Confederación Española de Cajas de Ahorro.
Cédula hipotecaria: Títulos que tienen como garantía la totalidad de los créditos hipotecarios concedidos por la entidad que los emite.
Chart: Gráfico que representa la evolución de las cotizaciones de un título, reflejando los cambios de su precio en función del tiempo y comparándolo con su volumen de contratación.
Chicharro: Valores con un índice elevado de riesgo, muy volátiles y de escasa liquidez debido a la baja estabilidad económico-financiera de las sociedades que los emiten.
CNMV: Comisión Nacional del Mercado de Valores. Entidad de derecho público con personalidad jurídica propia encargada de supervisar e inspeccionar el mercado bursátil, autorizar la admisión de valores a cotización, proponer la autorización de sociedades y agencias de valores, velar por la transparencia y por la protección del inversor, supervisar e inspeccionar el mercado de derivados y difundir la información.
Cobertura: Es una operación que pretende reducir los distintos riesgos de una inversión. Los productos derivados son utilizados habitualmente con este fin.
Coeficiente de correlación: Es una medida estadística que trata de medir la relación entre dos variables, oscila entre -1 y 1, siendo el signo, la dirección de la relación (proporcional o inversamente proporcional) y la cifra, la magnitud de la relación.
Coeficiente de Determinación: Es el cuadrado del coeficiente de correlación, mide la independencia entre dos variables y oscila entre 0 y 1, el 0 muestra independencia y el 1 lo contrario.
Commodity: Término anglosajón que se aplica a todo producto vendido a granel, a menudo se vende en los mercados financieros. Los más comunes son el oro, el café, el petróleo, etc.
Compra a Crédito: También se conoce como compra apalancada. Al realizar una inversión, se desembolsa sólo parte de su precio y se obtiene un préstamo por la cuantía restante.
Conservador: Prudente, tener una estrategia de inversión adversa al riesgo cuya prioridad es la conservación del capital.
Contratación: Negociación resultante de las operaciones de compra y venta de títulos en un mercado.
Contrato de futuros: Ver Futuros
Contrato forward: Un contrato en el que un vendedor acuerda entregar una mercancía determinada a un comprador en una fecha futura. Al contrario que los contratos de futuros (que se llevan a cabo a través de una cámara de compensación), los contratos forward se negocian en privado y no están estandarizados.
Consolidación: Operación mediante la cual se convierte un conjunto de créditos con distintos vencimientos en un único crédito con una nueva fecha de vencimiento.
Corretaje: Comisión como pago por los servicios prestados por un intermediario.
Corro de contratación: Sistema de contratación tradicional en el que se negocian los valores menos líquidos de la bolsa. Los intermediarios se reúnen físicamente en el parqué y realizan las compraventas a viva voz, que son anotadas por un empleado de la bolsa.
Coste/beneficio, análisis: Método de evaluación de inversiones que consiste en establecer una relación entre el beneficio derivado de una inversión y el coste correspondiente a dicha inversión.
Coste de oportunidad: Mayor rentabilidad y/o valor intrínseco o menor precio que podría haber proporcionado otra alternativa de acción.
Coste de reposición: El coste si un activo fuese reemplazado hoy.
Coste del capital: Rentabilidad que el accionista de una empresa espera obtener de su inversión en acciones de la empresa y, por tanto, es el coste que la empresa deberá satisfacer a sus accionistas bien por vía dividendos o bien por vía plusvalías.
Cotización: Precio de mercado de un activo.
Covarianza: Medida estadística utilizada para valorar la relación entre distintas variables.
Crack bursátil: Término utilizado para referirse a una rápida caída de todos o gran parte de los valores que cotizan en una determinada Bolsa..
Crédito: Contrato por el cual una persona física o jurídica obtiene temporalmente una cantidad de dinero de otra a cambio de una remuneración en forma de intereses. Llegado el momento de vencimiento deberá devolver el montante inicial.
Cuenta de Pérdidas y Ganancias: Estado contable de una empresa en el que se reflejan los ingresos y gastos que ha tenido la misma durante un determinado ejercicio o periodo de tiempo. De la diferencia entre ingresos y gastos se deduce el beneficio, que también aparece en dicha cuenta.
Cupón: Proviene de los antiguos títulos físicos de donde había que recortar un cupón para cobrar los dividendos o derechos de suscripción. Hoy en día se denominan así los pagos o intereses que paga un título valor.
Cupón cero: Característica de algunos títulos de renta fija que no pagan intereses durante la vida del título, suelen ser a corto plazo y emitirse al descuento.
DAX: Indice de la Bolsa de Frankfurt que recoge las 30 acciones más representativas que cotizan en ese mercado.
Dealer: Agente que actúa en mercados organizados operando por cuenta propia. como poseedor, o por cuenta de clientes, como intermediario.
Déficit Público: También se le conoce como presupuestario. Es una diferencia negativa entre los ingresos y gastos de las administraciones públicas para un período concreto que, generalmente, suele ser de un año.
Deflactar: Convertir una cantidad expresada en términos nominales en otra expresada en términos reales, habitualmente se utiliza el IPC para llevar a cabo dicha operación.
Demanda: Cantidad de bienes o servicios que los consumidores están dispuestos a adquirir dado un nivel determinado de precios.
Depreciación monetaria: Disminución del precio de una moneda respecto a otra en un sistema de tipo de cambios flexibles. Fenómeno contrario a la apreciación monetaria.
Derecho de suscripción . Derecho que tiene un accionista de una sociedad a acudir con prioridad para comprar acciones nuevas en el caso de una ampliación de capital. Normalmente el derecho tiene un valor que corresponde a la pérdida de valor de la acción antigua.
Derivados: Instrumentos financieros (opciones y futuros) cuyo valor depende de otros títulos o activos subyacentes y cuyo objetivo es transferir el riesgo de estos últimos.
Descontar: Operación por la que se obtiene el valor actual de un activo en función de un valor futuro del dinero. Es la operación inversa a la capitalización.
Descuento: Cualquier cosa que se vende por debajo de su precio normal. En bonos, es la cantidad por la que el valor facial de un bono excede su precio de mercado.
Desintermediación: Tendencia a suprimir a los intermedios en las operaciones financieras, de forma que el ahorro pasa directamente de manos de los ahorradores a manos del inversor sin pasar por ninguna institución financiera intermedia.
Desdoblamiento de accionesº(split): Operación que consiste en multiplicar el número de acciones por un determinado factor, reduciendo el valor nominal de las mismas, con la finalidad de hacer más accesible su adquisición a los compradores. No supone, por tanto, aportación alguna a la sociedad.
Deuda Pública: Conjunto de títulos valores emitidos por el Estado, otros poderes públicos o sus organismos autónomos, como forma de captar recursos financieros. Como contraprestación paga un interés a los poseedores de dichos títulos.
Desviación Estándar: Es la raíz cuadrada de la varianza. Es utilizada para medir el riesgo de un activo.
Devaluación: Reducción, por decisión de la autoridad monetaria, del valor de la moneda propia respecto a las extranjeras. Es lo equivalente a una depreciación monetaria en un sistema de tipo de cambios fijo.
Diversificación: Reducción del riesgo de una cartera mediante la adecuada combinación de activos.
Dividendo: Parte de los beneficios que se reparte entre los accionistas.
Dividendo a cuenta: Parte del Dividendo repartido antes de su aprobación por parte de la junta general de accionistas. Una vez aprobado por la junta general de accionistas, se entregará el dividendo complementario.
Dividendo complementario: Resultado de la resta entre el dividendo total que debe recibir un accionista y el dividendo a cuenta.
Divisa: Medio de cambio cifrado en una moneda distinta a la nacional o doméstica.
Divisa bilateral: Divisa utilizada en la liquidación de operaciones entre países que han suscrito convenios bilaterales.
Divisa convertible: Divisa que puede intercambiarse libremente por otra.
Divisa exótica: Divisa que no tiene un gran mercado internacional.
Divisa fuerte: Aquella divisa que mantiene cierta estabilidad cambiaria y que generalmente comprende a países de baja inflación.
Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA): El índice bursátil más conocido de los EEUU. Es una media ponderada de los precios de las acciones de los 30 blue-chips más activamente comerciados, principalmente industriales, incluyendo acciones cotizadas en el New York Stock Exchange. El Dow, como así es llamado, es un barómetro de cómo están actuando las participaciones de las compañías más grandes de los EEUU.
Duración: Medida de la sensibilidad de un activo a una variación de los tipos de interés. También se entiende como el tiempo necesario en recuperar la inversión realizada y su coste.
Ebitda: Abreviatura de Earnings Before Interests, Taxes, Deferreds and Amortizations. Es el resultado de una compañía antes de intereses, impuestos, depreciaciones y amortizaciones.
Empréstito: Crédito o préstamo que toman las empresas o el Estado mediante la emisión de títulos nominativos o al portador y que coloca en los mercados nacional y extranjero como forma de captar recursos.
Enajenación: Venta de los títulos poseídos, donde se pasa la propiedad de los mismos al comprador.
Entero: Unidad de medida de los cambios en la cotización de un valor en el mercado de corros y que representa el 1 por 100 del valor nominal del valor.
Especulación: Actuación consistente en asumir un riesgo superior al corriente con la finalidad de obtener beneficios aprovechando las discrepancias entre los precios actuales y los precios futuros esperados.
Esterilización: El uso de las operaciones de mercado abiertas por parte de un banco central para contrarrestar los efectos de la intervención en los mercados de cambio de moneda sobre la base monetaria del país (siendo la intervención realizada también por el banco central).
Estrategia agresiva: Es una estrategia de inversión caracterizada por un deseo de aceptar un riesgo por encima de la media buscando rentabilidades también por encima de la media. Normalmente prefiere acciones a bonos, especialmente acciones de compañías de rápido crecimiento, y a veces utiliza la compra a crédito, la negociación con opciones y el arbitraje.
Estrategia pasiva: Estrategia consistente en formar carteras índice, por lo que no se pretende superar la rentabilidad del mercado sino igualarla (sin el riesgo de obtener una rentabilidad inferior).
Euribor: Tipo de interés al que las entidades financieras se prestan entre sí en el mercado interbancario de la Comunidad Económica Europea. Es la referencia para el tipo de interés de las operaciones de depósito en euros a plazo de un año.
Euronext: Bolsa europea nacida en septiembre de 2000 de la fusión de las Bolsas de Amsterdam, París y Bruselas. En ella se puede negociar productos de renta fija, renta variable, derivados y commodities.
FIAMM: Fondos de Inversión en Activos del Mercado Monetario.
Fideicomiso: Acto por el cual un testador impone al heredero la obligación de administrar los bienes legados para transmitirlos en una fecha futura a las personas designadas por el testador.
Fiscalidad: Término utilizado para designar al conjunto de leyes y procedimientos que se refieren a los impuestos.
Fluctuación: Movimientos alternos de subida y bajada de las cotizaciones de los títulos en el mercado debidos a las variaciones en la oferta y en la demanda de los títulos.
Flujos de caja (Cash flow): La cantidad de dinero que fluye hacia dentro y hacia fuera de una empresa. La diferencia entre ambas cantidades es importante. Si fluye más dinero hacia la empresa que hacia fuera, entonces es un flujo positivo, y viceversa.
FONDTESORO: Fondos que están compuestos en un 95% por títulos del Tesoro.
Fondo de inversión: Instrumento de inversión por el que un inversor o partícipe aporta o suscribe una cantidad de dinero que le da derecho a la propiedad de un porcentaje de la cartera del fondo (participación). Dicha cartera está formada por diversos activos y es administrada por una sociedad gestora.
Fondo de maniobra: Conjunto de recursos permanentes de una empresa que son necesarios para la realización de sus actividades normales. Es, por tanto, la parte del activo circulante que excede del pasivo circulante y está financiada por recursos permanentes o a largo plazo.
Fondo de pensiones: Patrimonio que se constituye por el capital obtenido a través del ahorro acumulado de un colectivo de personas con finalidad de pagar unas prestaciones a sus partícipes una vez hayan alcanzado la edad de jubilación. Con los recursos obtenidos, el fondo adquiere títulos para hacer frente a los pagos en el futuro.
Fondos paraguas: Fondos de inversión compuestos a su vez por diversos subfondos, donde el inversor decide invertir en el que más le interesa, pero en realidad es como si tuviera el dinero en el fondo principal.
Forward: Ver tipo de cambio forward o contrato forward.
FOOTSIE (FTSE): El índice Financial Times (F-T)-Actuaries 100. Es el “índice Dow Jones” de Londres.
FRA (Forward Rate Agreement): Es un contrato forward que especifica un tipo de interés a pagar sobre una obligación comenzando en una fecha futura. Cualquier ganancia o pérdida en el contrato se trata como una ganancia o pérdida similar a como sería en un contrato de futuros o de opciones.
Free Float: Término inglés que significa Capital Flotante. Se trata de la parte del Capital Social de una empresa o sociedad que cotiza libremente en bolsa y que no está controlado por accionistas de forma estable.
Fusión: Creación de una sociedad a partir de la combinación de dos o más sociedades con el patrimonio de las mismas que dejan a su vez de existir.
Futuros: Contrato que establece la compraventa de un activo en una fecha futura a un precio determinado en el momento de formalizar el contrato. A diferencia de las opciones, los futuros son de obligado cumplimiento.
Gestión Activa: Estrategia de inversión en carteras o fondos de inversión consistente en intentar batir el mercado ya que el gestor considera que éste no es eficiente.
Gestión Pasiva: Estrategia de inversión en carteras o fondos de inversión consistente en replicar la evolución de un índice, para asegurarse al menos la rentabilidad del mercado y de este modo reducir incertidumbre.
Gestor: Es un profesional encargado de la gestión de los recursos de los inversores de un fondo.
Ganancia del capital: (Capital gain) Diferencia entre el precio de venta de un activo financiero y su precio de compra.
Hausbank: Nombre que reciben los bancos alemanes que basan su rentabilidad en sus especiales relaciones, a veces accionariales, con ciertas empresas.
Hedge Fund: Fondos que invierten en productos financieros con un elevado riesgo.
Helibor: Nombre por el que se conoce al tipo de interés del mercado interbancario de Helsinki.
Hibor: Nombre por el que se conoce al tipo de interés del mercado interbancario de Hong Kong.
Holding: Termino ingles que identifica un conjunto de empresas que forman un grupo financiero, organizado en torno a ella (sociedad de cartera o compañía tenedora) que controla a las demás gracias a sus participaciones accionarias en ellas.
IBEX-35: Indice de la Bolsa de Madrid, formado por la capitalización ponderada de los valores pertenecientes a las 35 empresas más representativas que cotizan en el mercado continuo de las Bolsas españolas.
Indicador: Herramienta utilizada en el análisis técnico para detectar tendencias en los precios de las acciones.
Índice bursátil: Número índice que refleja la evolución de los precios de un conjunto de acciones a lo largo del tiempo. Suelen ser representativos de lo que sucede en un mercado determinado. Así un índice se diferenciará de otro en la muestra de valores que lo compongan, la ponderación de cada título, la fórmula matemática que se utilice para calcularlo, la fecha de referencia o base y los ajustes que se apliquen al mismo (por dividendos o modificaciones en el capital).
Indiciado: Son aquellos títulos de renta fija donde los intereses que proporcionan se expresan en función de algún índice.
Índice financiero: Serie numérica que expresa la evolución en el tiempo de una determinada variable o magnitud financiera. Toma como referencia o base uno de los datos de la muestra y el resto se expresan en relación a él.
Inflación: Subida generalizada de los precios. La inflación de nuestro país se mide con el IPC, este índice es una media ponderada, no es la medida exacta de los precios de todos los productos.
Infraponderar: Asignar a un elemento de un conjunto un valor relativo menor del que tiene realmente dentro de ese conjunto.
Intangible: Calificativo de todo aquello que no tiene una presencia corporea o fisica, y que no esta destinado por la empresa para su venta. Ejemplo de intangibles son los diseños industriales, el fondo de comercio etc.
Interés: Precio pagado por un deudor(prestatario) a un acreedor(prestamista) a cambio de poder utilizar los recursos financieros que éste le suministra durante un cierto período de tiempo.
Intermediario: Persona física o jurídica que actúa como enlace entre dos o más partes que desean realizar una compraventa u otro tipo de operación. Actúa sin tomar una posición propia.
Intermediario Financiero: Empresa cuya actividad consiste en recibir fondos del público y, mediante la transformación de plazos y cantidades, conceder créditos a personas y empresas que los requieren.
Input: Conjunto de dispositivos y de señales que permiten la introducción de información en un sistema.
Inversor institucional: Grandes entidades, tales como bancos, cajas, fondos de pensiones, que poseen un gran número de títulos y negocian en todos los mercados.
Joint Venture: En español empresa conjunta. Es un acuerdo entre dos o mas empresas(empresas padre) para la creación de una tercera empresa(empresa hija). Esta empresa tiene personalidad propia y realiza una actividad determinada para obtener un beneficio que responda a los objetivos estratégicos de las empresas matrices. Las empresas padre aportan la financiación, e incluso el personal y los fondos necesarios para dicha actividad y se benefician de sus resultados. Una modalidad frecuente de joint venture es la que se constituye para sustituir actividades internas de I+D.
Letras del Tesoro: Títulos de renta fija emitidos por el Tesoro con vencimientos a seis, doce y dieciocho meses. Su valor nominal es de 1.000.000 de pts. y están exentos de imposición fiscal.
Liquidación: Proceso por el cual se hacen efectivas las pérdidas o ganancias resultantes de una inversión.
Liquidez: Expresa la facilidad con que un activo financiero puede convertirse en dinero.
Maduración: Término normalmente utilizado para bonos. Fecha en el que el bono termina y se paga. Fecha en el que el principal de cualquier instrumento de deuda se convierte en pagadero.
Margen de mantenimiento: Es la cantidad más baja permitida en la cuenta de márgenes de un cliente y que debe ser mantenida siempre.
Margen inicial: Referido a la compra a crédito de acciones, es la cantidad de efectivo y acciones que un inversor debe tener en su cuenta antes de comerciar a crédito.
Media móvil: Promedio que suaviza la curva de precios de un determinado valor y se convierte en una línea curva de tendencia. Es uno de los instrumentos más utilizados en el análisis técnico.
Medio de pago: Cualquier tipo de activo financiero del que se dispone para realizar un desembolso en una operación o transacción comercial o para liberarse de una deuda u obligación contraída.
Mercado alcista: Mercado en el que los precios de los activos negociados siguen una tendencia general al alza.
Mercado bajista: Mercado en el que los precios de los activos negociados siguen una tendencia general a la baja.
Mercado continuo: Mercado en el que se negocian las acciones más líquidas de las cuatro bolsas españolas. Sigue un sistema electrónico de contratación conocido como sistema de interconexión bursátil (SIB). La duración de este mercado es desde las 10 hasta las 17 horas de lunes a viernes no festivos.
Mercado de cambios: Ver Mercado de divisas.
Mercado de capitales: El mercado donde se negocian instrumentos de deuda a largo plazo (aquellos que maduran en más de un año).
Mercado de corros: Es un sistema que consiste en la negociación diaria de cada valor en la Bolsa durante un corto período de tiempo (unos 10 minutos), donde los intermediarios se sitúan alrededor de un círculo de madera existente en el parqué del mercado formando lo que se denomina un corro bursátil.
Mercado de derivados: Mercado secundario donde se negocian derivados (opciones y futuros). En España se denomina Mercado Español Futuros Financieros (MEFF).
Mercado de divisas: Mercado en el que se intercambian divisas y se determinan los tipos de cambio de las mismas, tanto al contado como a plazo.
Mercado de futuros: Mercado organizado donde se contratan futuros sobre mercancías, sobre divisas y sobre tipos de interés.
Mercado de opciones: Mercado organizado en el que se negocian opciones sobre activos subyacentes estandarizados (materias primas, activos financieros…).
Mercado gris: Es un mercado extraoficial en el que los intermediarios bursátiles negocian entre sí la compraventa de un activo antes de que éste empiece a cotizar en un mercado organizado.
Mercado “over the counter” (OTC): Mercados no oficiales que se caracterizan porque no tienen una localización física, y sus operaciones se realizan a través de redes de telecomunicación.
Mercado Primario: Se conoce también por Mercado de Emisión, es donde todos los activos se negocian por primera vez y donde el emisor recibe esta nueva financiación.
Mercado Secundario: Tras la emisión y venta de activos en el mercado primario, muchos pueden seguir negociándose y cambiar de manos en este mercado.
Minusvalía: Es la pérdida producida por la diferencia entre el precio de venta y el de compra en valores mobiliarios.
MOODY’S Investors Service: Una agencia de rating de bonos y otros activos financieros que publica manuales de bonos y una guía anual de acciones comunes.
NASDAQ: (National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations) Es el mercado electrónico de la Bolsa de Nueva York donde cotizan las empresas con mayor capacidad de crecimiento y también muy volátiles.
Negociable: Característica de aquellos documentos mercantiles como letras de cambio, talones, cheques … que, debidamente cumplimentados, son susceptibles de documento o transmisión.
Netear: (Net Off) Compensar saldos acreedores y deudores presentando un saldo único.
New York Stock Exchange (NYSE): Un índice compuesto que consiste en cuatro índices separados; industrial, “utilities”, transportes, y finanzas. Es la bolsa más grande y antigua de los EEUU, y tiene como base del NYSE el cierre del mercado del 31 de Diciembre de 1965 a un nivel de 50 puntos.
NIKKEI: Es el índice principal de la Bolsa de Tokio. En este índice cotizan 225 empresas y su composición no varía.
Nominal: Es el valor facial de un activo, el valor que representa. Habitualmente no coincide con el valor de mercado.
Obligación: Título-valor de crédito, nominativo o al portador, emitido por las empresas o por el Estado, y que representa una parte alícuota de la deuda, con la finalidad de captar fondos para poder hacer frente a sus inversiones. Tiene un plazo de amortización determinado y paga intereses fijos periódicamente.
Oferta Monetaria: Es la cantidad de dinero existente en una economía. Existen varios indicadores para medirla, siendo el M1 el más sencillo, este está constituido por el efectivo en manos del público y los depósitos a la vista.
OPA (oferta pública de adquisición de valores): Operación por la que una persona física o jurídica realiza una oferta a los accionistas de una sociedad con el propósito de hacerse con una participación significativa para tomar el control de la misma. Si se realiza con la aprobación de la dirección de la sociedad pretendida se conoce como OPA amistosa, si no cuenta con dicha aprobación se conoce como OPA hostil.
Opción Americana: Una opción que puede ejercerse en cualquier momento entre la fecha de compra y la fecha de expiración.
Opción Europea: Una opción sólo puede ser ejercida en la fecha de expiración.
Opción: Contrato por el que una de las partes, pagando una prima, tiene el derecho y no la obligación de vender o comprar el activo subyacente a un precio pactado en una fecha o período determinado. Activo negociado en el mercado de opciones
Operaciones de mercado abiertas: La compra y venta de títulos del gobierno por parte de un banco central, tal como el BCE en Europa, para controlar la oferta monetaria.
OPV (oferta pública de venta): Operación por la que un inversor vende una participación significativa en una sociedad que cotiza en bolsa. Es muy utilizada por el Estado para llevar a cabo las privatizaciones.
Orden limitada: Tipo de orden de compraventa de acciones en la que se indica un precio máximo (si es compra) o mínimo (si es venta) al que se quiere realizar la operación.
Orden mantenida: Orden de compraventa de acciones para posicionarse al día siguiente de emitir la orden.
Orden por lo mejor: Orden de compraventa de acciones equivalente a una orden para realizar la operación al precio de mercado.
Oscilador: Herramienta del análisis técnico utilizada para determinar los comportamientos de los precios de las acciones cuando se encuentran en una tendencia lateral (ni bajista ni alcista).
Pagarés de empresa: Son efectos negociables a corto plazo emitidos por empresas.
Participación: Título que representa el derecho de propiedad de cada inversor en el patrimonio colectivo de un fondo de inversión.
Pasivo: Parte del balance de situación que recoge las fuentes de financiación de una empresa. Está formado por los recursos ajenos y propios de la empresa.
Pasivo circulante: Conjunto de todas las deudas de una empresa que tengan un vencimiento igual o inferior a un año, que se deberán financiar con el activo circulante.
Pay back (Plazo de recuperación): Método de valoración de proyectos de inversión que consiste en calcular el mínimo plazo de tiempo en el que tarda en recuperarse el desembolso inicial de la inversión.
Pay in: Porcentaje de beneficios reinvertidos en la empresa.
Pay out: Porcentaje de beneficios destinado a dividendos.
PER (Ratio precio beneficio): Ratio resultante de dividir el precio de una acción entre los beneficios esperados por acción. Se puede interpretar como el numero de teórico de años en que se recuperará la inversión.
PIB (Producto interior bruto): Valor de los bienes y servicios finales producidos por una economía en un determinado periodo de tiempo (generalmente un año).
PNB (Producto nacional bruto): Valor de los bienes y servicios finales producidos por los residentes de un país, en el interior y en el exterior, en un determinado periodo de tiempo (generalmente un año).
Plusvalía: Incremento de valor que recibe el inversor en un activo resultado de la diferencia entre el precio de venta y el precio de compra.
Política fiscal: Decisiones de los políticos (Congreso de los diputados), normalmente relacionadas con los impuestos y el gasto público, con los objetivos de pleno empleo, estabilidad de precios, y crecimiento económico.
Política monetaria: La regulación que hace el banco central de la oferta monetaria y de los tipos de interés, para controlar la inflación y estabilizar la divisa.
Política monetaria acomodativa: Una política de los bancos centrales designada a estimular el crecimiento económico por medio de una bajada de los tipos de interés a corto plazo, haciendo menos costoso pedir dinero prestado.
Política monetaria restrictiva: Una política de los bancos centrales designada para frenar la inflación reduciendo las reservas de los bancos comerciales ( y consecuentemente la oferta monetaria, a través de operaciones de mercado abiertas).
Ponderar: Asignar a cada uno de los elementos de un conjunto un valor distinto en función de su importancia relativa dentro del conjunto.
Posición Corta: Es una posición vendedora, es decir, al vender un activo se esta adoptando esta posición.
Posición Larga: Es una posición compradora, es decir, al comprar un activo se esta adoptando esta posición.
Precio de Ejercicio: En el mercado de opciones, es el precio al que se podrá ejercer el derecho sobre el subyacente en la fecha de vencimiento.
Prestamista: (lender) Persona que presta el dinero temporalmente.
Prestatario: (borrower) Persona que recibe el dinero y se endeuda respecto del prestamista.
Prima de emisión: Es la diferencia entre el precio de emisión de una acción y su valor nominal. Existe para evitar la dilución de las reservas en justicia con los antiguos accionistas.
Prima de riesgo: Exceso de rentabilidad que se exige por invertir en un activo con riesgo frente a invertir en un activo sin riesgo.
Principal: Volumen de dinero inicialmente entregado por el prestamista al prestatario.
Put: Opción de venta que otorga a su propietario el derecho a vender el activo subyacente negociado en una fecha de vencimiento determinada
Q de tobin: Es el valor de mercado de los activos de una empresa dividido por el coste de reposición de los activos de la empresa.
Random Walk(camino aleatorio): Esta teoría dice que el mercado de valores descuenta de forma inmediata toda la información que afecte a los valores, por lo que ningún inversor se encuentra en mejor posición que otros.
Rating: Conjunto de valores cuyos flujos futuros son conocidos con certeza de antemano. Esta rentabilidad es independiente de los resultados obtenidos por la entidad emisora.
Rendimiento explícito: Es el obtenido en concepto de dividendos o de intereses, si se trata de renta variable en el primer caso, o de renta fija en el segundo.
Renta Fija: Conjunto de valores cuyos flujos futuros son conocidos con certeza de antemano. Esta rentabilidad es independiente de los resultados obtenidos por la entidad emisora.
Renta Fija Privada: Son títulos de renta fija emitidos por empresas públicas y privadas, organismos autónomos y entidades de crédito oficial. Se podrían clasificar como aquellos títulos de renta fija no emitidos por el Tesoro Público.
Renta variable: Conjunto de valores cuyos flujos futuros no son fijos ni conocidos con certeza de antemano. Dentro de la renta variable están entre otras las acciones, obligaciones convertibles y participaciones en fondos de inversión.
Rentabilidad: Incremento porcentual de riqueza.
Resistencia: Nivel de precios en el que en una tendencia alcista, las ventas superan a las compras y hacen que la cotización no superen ese nivel de precios o línea de resistencia.
Repo: Abreviatura de operación de venta con pacto de recompra.
Incremento, por parte de la autoridad monetaria de un país, del valor de la moneda propia respecto a las extranjeras. Es la operación opuesta a la devaluación.
Riesgo derivado de la volatilidad en el tipo de cambio de una divisa.
Al financiar un proyecto, es el riesgo de que el resultado del proyecto no generará suficientes ingresos como para cubrir los costes operativos y para pagar los compromisos de deuda.
Ver riesgo no sistemático.
Riesgo Diversificable: Ver riesgo no sistemático.
Riesgo de Mercado: Ver riesgo no sistemático.
Riesgo no sistemático: Es el riesgo específico de una empresa o sector, este riesgo se puede eliminar de una cartera si ésta se diversifica.
Riesgo Sistemático: Es el riesgo inherente al propio mercado, que no puede eliminarse mediante ninguna diversificación.
ROA (Return on Assets): Rentabilidad sobre activos totales. Se calcula dividiendo el beneficio después de impuestos entre el valor contable de todos los activos de la empresa. Permite conocer la rentabilidad de la empresa independientemente de la forma de financiación del activo.
ROE: Rentabilidad sobre recursos propios. Mide lo que gana la empresa por cada unidad monetaria invertida en fondos propios. Se calcula dividiendo los beneficios entre los recursos propios.
RSI o índice de fuerza relativa: Oscilador utilizado en el análisis técnico para medir la velocidad a la que se mueven los precios. Ofrece una medida relativa de las ganancias en los precios con respecto a las pérdidas en los mismos.
Acordo entre MoneyGram e PayPal Reúne os Mundos On-line e Físico
Acordo entre MoneyGram e PayPal Reúne os Mundos On-line e Físico
117 milhões de correntistas ativos do PayPal poderão carregar, enviar e retirar fundos de suas contas nos locais da MoneyGram em todo o mundo
MoneyGram (NYSE: MGI), uma empresa líder global de transferência de dinheiro, anunciou hoje um novo acordo global com o PayPal que permitirá aos consumidores acessarem facilmente suas carteiras digitais no mundo físico. 117 milhões de correntistas ativos do PayPal agora terão a opção de depositar e sacar dinheiro de suas contas do PayPal nas agências da MoneyGram.
Este acordo reúne a maior empresa mundial de pagamento de comércio eletrônico a segunda maior empresa mundial de transferência de dinheiro para fornecer aos consumidores uma maneira rápida, conveniente e segura para retirar facilmente fundos de sua conta do PayPal, assim como depositar, através das agências da MoneyGram. A rede da MoneyGram inclui atualmente mais de 284.000 agências em 196 países.
As novas opções de serviços criadas através deste acordo representam a primeira solução global para os consumidores que não têm ou que não usam uma conta bancária ou cartão de crédito para financiar e manter uma conta PayPal, dando-lhes acesso ao comércio eletrônico. Além disso, pela primeira vez, os clientes PayPal terá uma solução global para colocar dinheiro em uma conta de PayPal, e uma opção global para financiar, sacar e enviar dinheiro de uma conta Paypal. Estes serviços inicialmente terão seu piloto implementado nos Estados Unidos no início de 2013, seguido por uma fase de implantação gradual nos Estados Unidos e além.
"Este acordo é um marco significativo para a MoneyGram. Ele representa um novo nível de inovação e melhora o nosso crescimento em novas áreas da indústria de pagamentos ", disse Pamela H. Patsley, Presidente do Conselho e Diretora-Presidente da MoneyGram. "Acreditamos que este acordo reforça ainda mais nosso objetivo de tornar mais fácil para as pessoas o envio e recebimento de dinheiro das maneiras que queremos, onde quer que estejam no mundo, e aumenta significativamente a possibilidade do comércio eletrônico para os consumidores da MoneyGram."
"Com seu alcance global e capacidades de transmissão de dinheiro de classe internacional, a MoneyGram é a empresa perfeita com quem podemos inovar", disse Mark Lavelle, Vice-Presidente Sênior de Estratégia e Desenvolvimento de Negócios do PayPal. "Com esta nova iniciativa, outros consumidores poderão tirar proveito da carteira digital do PayPal e fazer compras em lugares como eBay ou nos muitos dos milhões de estabelecimentos que aceitam PayPal".
O PayPal é a maneira mais rápida e segura de fazer e receber pagamentos on-line. O serviço permite que as pessoas enviem pagamentos sem ter que compartilhar informações financeiras, com a flexibilidade de pagar usando o saldo de suas contas, contas bancárias (quando disponíveis), cartões de crédito e débito em vários mercados. O PayPal é uma empresa eBay (NASDAQ: EBAY) e permite o comércio eletrônico mundial com mais de 117 milhões de contas ativas em 190 mercados e 25 moedas em todo o mundo. A PayPal está sediada em San Jose, Califórnia, e sua sede internacional está localizada em Singapura. Outras informações sobre a empresa podem ser encontradas em https://www. paypal. com.
Sobre a MoneyGram International
A MoneyGram, empresa líder de transferência de dinheiro, permite que os consumidores que não têm acesso total às instituições financeiras tradicionais tenham suas necessidades financeiras atendidas. A MoneyGram oferece serviços de pagamento de contas nos Estados Unidos e Canadá e serviços de transferência de dinheiro em todo o mundo através de uma rede global de mais de 284 mil agências - que incluem varejistas, correios internacionais e instituições financeiras - em 196 países e territórios. Para saber mais sobre transferência de dinheiro ou pagamento de contas em uma agência ou on-line, acesse moneygram. com ou conecte-se conosco no Facebook.
Este comunicado de imprensa pode conter declarações prospectivas dentro do significado da Lei de Reforma de Litígios de Títulos Privados de 1995, incluindo declarações com relação à condição financeira, resultados de operações, planos, objetivos, desempenho futuro e negócios da MoneyGram e suas subsidiárias, entre outros. As declarações prospectivas podem ser identificadas por palavras tais como "acredita", "estima", "espera", "projeta", "planeja", "irá", "deveria", "poderia", "iria" e outras expressões similares. Estas declarações prospectivas se referem apenas à data em que são feitas e a MoneyGram não assume qualquer obrigação de atualizar ou revisar publicamente qualquer declaração prospectiva, exceto conforme exigido pela legislação federal de valores mobiliários. Estas declarações prospectivas são baseadas nas expectativas atuais da administração e estão sujeitas a certos riscos, incertezas e alterações nas circunstâncias devido a uma série de fatores. Esses fatores incluem mas não estão limitados a: investigações em curso envolvendo a MoneyGram por parte do governo federal dos Estados Unidos e de vários governos estaduais que possam resultar em penalidades criminais ou civis, revogação de licenças ou registros obrigatórios, rescisão de contratos, outras ações administrativas ou ações judiciais e publicidade negativa; nossa capacidade de manter relações de agente principal ou cobrador, ou uma redução no volume de transações a partir dessas relações; nossas obrigações substanciais de serviço da dívida, requisitos significativos de acordo de dívida e classificação de crédito; nossa estrutura de capital e direitos de voto especiais fornecidos aos designados da Thomas H. Lee Partners, L. P. em nosso Conselho de Administração; falta de liquidez sustentada no mercado financeiro ou falta de liquidez nas nossas instituições financeiras de custódia, administração de caixa e compensação; Condições econômicas deficientes contínuas, tanto nos Estados Unidos quanto nos mercados globais; uma redução material ou interrupção completa dos padrões de migração internacionais; litígios envolvendo a MoneyGram ou seus agentes; que poderiam resultar em acordos, multas ou penalidades significativas; flutuações nas taxas de juros; nossa capacidade de administrar os riscos de crédito de nossos agentes de varejo e clientes de instituições financeiras oficiais de cheques; nossa capacidade de gerir os riscos de fraude por parte dos consumidores ou agentes; a capacidade da MoneyGram e seus agentes de manter relações bancárias adequadas; nossa capacidade de manter parceiros para operar nossos negócios de ordem de pagamento e cheque oficiais; nossa capacidade de manter capital suficiente; nossa capacidade de atrair e manter os principais funcionários; nossa capacidade de desenvolver com sucesso e introduzir no tempo adequado novos produtos e serviços aprimorados; investimentos em novos produtos, serviços ou mudanças na infraestrutura; nossa capacidade para proteger adequadamente a nossa marca e direitos de propriedade intelectual e evitar infringir os direitos de terceiros; nossa capacidade de competir de forma eficaz; nossa capacidade e a de nossos agentes para cumprir com as leis e regulamentos americanos e internacionais, incluindo a Lei de Proteção do Consumidor e Reforma de Wall Street Dodd-Frank de 2010; alterações na legislação tributária ou um resultado desfavorável com relação à auditoria de nossas declarações de impostos ou posições fiscais, ou o não estabelecimento de reservas adequadas para eventos fiscais; nossa oferta de serviços de transferência de dinheiro através de agentes em regiões que são politicamente voláteis, ou que, em um número limitado de casos, estão sujeitas a certas restrições por parte da Secretaria de Controle de Ativos Estrangeiros; uma violação da segurança ou privacidade em nossas instalações, redes ou bancos de dados; interrupções dos nossos sistemas de redes de computadores e centros de dados; nossa capacidade de operar e adaptar eficazmente a nossa tecnologia para combinar com o crescimento do nosso negócio; nossa capacidade de gerenciar os riscos relacionados à operação de locais de varejo e aquisição ou estabelecimento de empresas; nossa capacidade de gerenciar os riscos associados às nossas vendas e operações internacionais; nossa capacidade para manter controles internos eficazes e os riscos e incertezas descritos nas seções "Fatores de Risco" e "Discussão e Análise da Condição Financeira e Resultados das Operações pela Administração" dos relatórios públicos da MoneyGram protocolados junto à Comissão de Valores Mobiliários dos EUA (SEC), incluindo o formulário 10-K da MoneyGram para o exercício findo em 31 de dezembro de 2011 e seus formulários 10-Q para os trimestres findos em 31 de março de 2012 e 30 de junho de 2012.
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Закрепления доступны для запуска, когда пользователь не в сети
Улучшения в разделе "Лента действий"
Лента действий в Xbox One Preview проинформирует вас, когда в ней появятся новые элементы. Щелкнув ссылку, вы окажетесь в начале ленты, откуда начинаются последние записи, поэтому самые последние обновления всегда легко доступны.
Актуальные темы и рекомендации друзей теперь отображаются в ленте действий
Улучшения раздела "Актуально"
Новая точка доступа для элементов раздела "Актуально" находится в правой части вкладки "Сообщество"
Они связывают пользователей с выделенной страницей "Актуально"
Улучшения раздела "Вы можете их знать"
Рекомендации друзей доступны на вкладке "Сообщество" и в списке друзей руководства
Включает ссылки на полноэкранный просмотр всех рекомендованных друзей
Присоединяемые трансляции Twitch
Можно легко запускать трансляции Twitch. tv из игровых центров, а также через наименование игры, если ваши друзья транслируют свою игру
Приложение "Аксессуары Xbox"
Несколько изменений, появившихся в приложении "Аксессуары Xbox", позволят упростить настройку беспроводного геймпада Xbox Elite
Стало проще просматривать и улучшать свой профиль и конфигурации
Оптимизировано отображение меню и операции редактирования.
Клавиатура Xbox One. Программирование горячих клавиш
Функциональные кнопки X1 и X2 на клавиатуре Xbox One можно запрограммировать в области Устройства и аксессуары на экране "Настройки". Для этих кнопок можно настроить следующие действия.
Открыть руководство
Сделать снимок экрана
Запиши
Отправить сообщение
Поиск
Запустить приложение
Прикрепить приложение
Воспроизведение или приостановка мультимедиа
Увеличить громкость ТВ
Уменьшить громкость ТВ
Отключить звук ТВ
Предыдущие обновления системы
Номер выпуска
Версия ОС: 10.0.10586.1006 (th2_xbox_rel_1510.151107-2322) fre
Новые или обновленные функции
Новый интерфейс Xbox One — это новые возможности для игроков: еще больше скорости, еще больше общения, а также уникальная возможность играть в игры для Xbox 360 на консоли Xbox One.
Обратная совместимость консоли Xbox One
Играйте с постоянно растущим числом игр для Xbox 360 (как цифровые, так и на дисковом носителе) непосредственно на вашей консоли Xbox One с использованием всех современных преимуществ: снимки экрана, трансляции и DVR для игр. Получайте доступ к сохраненным игровым файлам, дополнениям к играм и достижениям.
Участники с золотым статусом в службе Xbox Live Gold могут играть в многопользовательском режиме со своими друзьями независимо от используемой консоли.
Новые возможности Xbox One: еще больше скорости, еще больше общения
С интеграцией Windows 10 в новый интерфейс Xbox One многие популярные игровые функции работают на 50% быстрее.
Мгновенно создайте команду, посмотрите, в какие игры играют ваши друзья или получите обновления для игр, в которые играли последнее время, с главной страницы, не тратя времени на ожидание.
Новые области руководства и сообщества
Руководство: Получайте быстрый доступ к нужной информации: руководство откроется после одного нажатия кнопки. Просмотреть список друзей, быстро создать команду, перейти в меню настроек, посмотреть системные уведомления, посмотреть ваши сообщения и выполнить многие другие действия теперь можно из руководства, не покидая игры.
Сообщество: В области "Сообщество" можно просматривать актуальные новости Xbox Live и взаимодействовать с сообществом Xbox Live, оставляя оценки и комментарии, а также публикуя понравившийся контент. Получить быстрый доступ к самым свежим обновлениям друзей и разработчиков можно из ленты действий в сообществе.
Новый дизайн главной страницы, области OneGuide и Магазина
Главная: Более удобный обмен снимками экрана и игровыми клипами в сообществе Xbox Live; кроме того, на главной странице вы всегда увидите, когда друзья одновременно с вами играют в эту же игру. Попасть в коллекцию игр и приложений можно при помощи прокрутки вверх или вниз.
OneGuide: Узнайте, что сейчас актуально в прямом эфире в сообществе Xbox Live, при помощи OneGuide. Просматривайте программы телепередач в реальном времени в режиме картинки в картинке, чтобы не пропустить ничего из любимого шоу. В каналах приложений можно быстро найти что-нибудь для просмотра из любимых видеоприложений — теперь все в одном месте.
Магазин: Магазин разделен на четыре простые области: Игры, Фильмы и ТВ-передачи, Приложения и Музыка. В новой вертикальной галерее единовременно отображается больше элементов. Вы можете искать новые игры и другой контент в интуитивных категориях: Выбор редакции, Новые выпуски, Топ воспроизведений, Топ-рейтинги, Скоро в продаже и Рекомендации.
Улучшенные игровые центры
Получить доступ к игровым центрам теперь можно одним щелчком прямо с главной страницы, чтобы посмотреть и запустить последнюю игру. Подробности о других играх можно увидеть в Магазине. Увидеть игры, в которые ваши друзья играют прямо сейчас, можно в службе Xbox Live. Вы можете получить прямой доступ к новостям и обновлениям прямо из сообщества и через разработчиков; кроме того, вы сможете сравнить свой счет игрока, достижения и другую игровую статистику с показателями друзей.
Дополнительные сведения см. на веб-странице Новый интерфейс Xbox One .
Версия ОС: 6.2.13329.0 (xb_rel_1508.150825-1633) fre
Новые или обновленные функции
Повышение производительности и стабильности работы
GD&T Glossary and Resource Symbols and Terms
Use this quick reference to find definitions of common GD&T symbols and terms. Our full color Pocket Guide is a great resources for your desk, workbench or pocket. Be sure to check out our GD&T Tips!
All Around Symbol - indicating that a tolerance applies to surfaces all around the part.
All Over Specification [ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 8.3.1.6] - In addition to a general profile of a surface tolerance there is the option of specifying that the tolerance applies all over on the field of the drawing. It is important to realize that this specification, whether in a general note or on the field of the drawing, applies UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED.
All Around This Side of Parting Line [ ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 3.14.1] - To apply a requirement to all features all around one side of a parting line, the graphical symbol for all around this side of parting line is indicated on the leader line.
All Over This Side of Parting Line [ ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 3.14.2] - To apply a requirement to all features all over one side of a parting line, the graphical symbol for all over this side of parting line is indicated on the leader line.
Angularity - is the condition of a surface, axis, or centerplane, which is at a specified angle from a datum plane or axis.
Arc Length - indicating that a dimension is an arc length measured on a curved outline. The symbol is placed above the dimension.
Basic Dimension - used to describe the exact size, profile, orientation or location of a feature. A basic dimension is always associated with a feature control frame or datum target. (Theoretically exact dimension in ISO)
Between - to indicate that a profile tolerance applies to several contiguous features, letters may designate where the profile tolerance begins and ends. These letters are referenced using the between symbol (since 1994) or the word between on drawings made to earlier versions of the Standard.
Concentricity - describes a condition in which two or more features. in any combination, have a common axis.
Conical Taper - is used to indicate taper for conical tapers. This symbol is always shown with the vertical leg to the left.
Continuous Feature [ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 2.7.5] - The note CONTINUOUS FEATURE or the continuous feature symbol is used to identify a group of two or more features of size where there is a requirement that they be treated geometrically as a single feature of size. Although the definition only mentions features of size, there is an example of CF being applied to a pair of planar features.
Controlled Radius - creates a tolerance zone defined by two arcs (the minimum and maximum radii) that are tangent to the adjacent surfaces. Where a controlled radius is specified, the part contour within the crescent-shaped tolerance zone must be a fair curve without flats or reversals. Additionally, radii taken at all points on the part contour shall neither be smaller than the specified minimum limit nor larger than the maximum limit.
Counterbore/Spotface - is used to indicate a counterbore or a spotface. The symbol precedes the dimension of the counterbore or spotface, with no space.
Countersink - is used to indicate a countersink. The symbol precedes the dimensions of the countersink with no space.
Cylindricity - describes a condition of a surface of revolution in which all points of a surface are equidistant from a common axis.
Datum Feature - is the actual component feature used to establish a datum.
Datum Target - is a specified point, line, or area on a part that is used to establish the Datum Reference Plane for manufacturing and inspection operations.
Depth/Deep - is used to indicate that a dimension applies to the depth of a feature. This symbol precedes the depth value with no space in between.
Diameter - indicates a circular feature when used on the field of a drawing or indicates that the tolerance is diametrical when used in a feature control frame.
Dimension Origin - Signifies that the dimension originates from the plane established by the shorter surface and dimensional limits apply to the other surface.
Feature Control Frame - is a rectangular box containing the geometric characteristics symbol, and the form, runout or location tolerance. If necessary, datum references and modifiers applicable to the feature or the datums are also contained in the box.
Flatness - is the condition of a surface having all elements in one plane.
Free State Variations - is a term used to describe distortion of a part after removal of forces applied during manufacture.
Least Material Condition (LMC) - implies that condition of a part feature of size wherein it contains the least (minimum) amount of material, examples, largest hole size and smallest shaft size. It is opposite to maximum material condition.
Independency Symbol [ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 2.7.3] - The Independency symbol is applied to the size dimension in order to invoke the principle of independency to regular features of size and override Rule #1.
Maximum Material Condition (MMC) - is that condition of a part feature wherein it contains the maximum amount of material within the stated limits of size. That is: minimum hole size and maximum shaft size.
Movable Datum Targets [ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 4.24.6] - The movable datum target symbol may be used to indicate movement of the datum target datum feature simulator.
Number of Places - the X is used along with a value to indicate the number of times a dimension or feature is repeated on the drawing.
Parallelism - is the condition of a surface, line, or axis, which is equidistant at all points from a datum plane or axis.
Parting Lines [ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 3.14] - are depicted on casting/forging/molded part drawings as a phantom line extending beyond the part in applicable views, with the parting line symbol added.
Perpendicularity - is the condition of a surface, axis, or line, which is 90 deg. From a datum plane or a datum axis.
Position Tolerance - defines a zone within which the axis or center plane of a feature is permitted to vary from true (theoretically exact) position.
Profile of a Line - is the condition permitting a uniform amount of profile variation, ether unilaterally or bilaterally, along a line element of a feature.
Profile of a Surface - is the condition permitting a uniform amount of profile variation, ether unilaterally or bilaterally, on a surface.
Projected Tolerance Zone - applies to a hole in which a pin, stud, screw, etc. is to be inserted. It controls the perpendicularity of the hole to the extent of the projection from the hole and as it relates to the mating part clearance. The projected tolerance zone extends above the surface of the part to the functional length of the pin, stud, and screw relative to its assembly with the mating part.
Radius - creates a zone defined by two arcs (the minimum and maximum radii). The part surface must lie within this zone.
Reference Dimension - a dimension usually without tolerance, used for information purposes only. It does not govern production or inspection operations. (Auxiliary dimension in ISO)
Regardless Of Feature Size (RFS) - the condition where the tolerance of form, runout or location must be met irrespective of where the feature lies within its size tolerance.
Roundness - describes the condition on a surface of revolution (cylinder, cone, sphere) where all points of the surface intersected by any plane.
Runout - is the composite deviation from the desired form of a part surface of revolution through on full rotation (360 deg) of the part on a datum axis.
Slope - is used to indicate slope for flat tapers. This symbol is always shown with the vertical leg to the left.
Spherical Diameter - shall precede the tolerance value where the specified tolerance value represents spherical zone. Also, a positional tolerance may be used to control the location of a spherical feature relative to other features of a part. The symbol for spherical diameter precedes the size dimension of the feature and the positional tolerance value, to indicate a spherical tolerance zone.
Spotface [ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 1.8.14] - Counterbore and spotface previously used the same symbol. A spotface now looks like the counterbore symbol with the addition of the letters SF.
Square - is used to indicate that a single dimension applies to a square shape. The symbol precedes the dimension with no space between.
Statistical Tolerance - is the assigning of tolerances to related components of an assembly on the basis of sound statistics (such as the assembly tolerance is equal to the square root of the sum of the squares of the individual tolerances). By applying statistical tolerancing, tolerances of individual components may be increased or clearances between mating parts may be reduced. The increased tolerance or improved fit may reduce manufacturing cost or improve the product's performance, but shall only be employed where the appropriate statistical process control will be used. Therefore, consideration should be given to specifying the required Cp and /or Cpk or other process performance indices.
Straightness - a condition where an element of a surface or an axis is a straight line.
Symmetry - is a condition in which a feature (or features) is symmetrically disposed about the center plane of a datum feature.
Tangent Plane - indicating a tangent plane is shown. The symbol is placed in the feature control frame following the stated tolerance.
Target Point - indicates where the datum target point is dimensionally located on the direct view of the surface.
Total Runout - s the simultaneous composite control of all elements of a surface at all circular and profile measuring positions as the part is rotated through 360.
Datum Translation Symbol [ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 3.3.26 ] - This symbol indicates that a datum feature simulator is not fixed at its basic location and shall be free to translate.
Unilateral and Unequally Disposed Profile Tolerance [ASME Y14.5-2009 Section 8.3.1.2] - To indicate that a profile of a surface tolerance is not symmetrical about the true profile, this symbol is used. The first value in the feature control frame is the total width of the profile tolerance. The value following the symbol is the amount of the tolerance that is in the direction that would allow additional material to be added to the true profile.
Max says - "Use GD&T to effectively communicate product specs to ensure the part drawn is the part that is made. "
Error de servidor en la aplicación '/'.
A potentially dangerous Request. Path value was detected from the client (?).
Descripción: Se produjo una excepción no controlada durante la ejecución de la solicitud web actual. Revise el seguimiento de la pila para obtener más información acerca del error y dónde se originó en el código.
Exception Details: System. Web. HttpException: A potentially dangerous Request. Path value was detected from the client (?).
Se generó una excepción no controlada durante la ejecución de la solicitud web actual. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace below.
The Meaning of Life. Quotes
Dr. Spenser. Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
Man in Pink. [singing] Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown / and things seem hard or tough / and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft / and you feel that you've had quite enough! / just remember that your standing on a planet thats evolving / revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour / its orbiting at ninety miles a second / so its reckoned / a sun that is the source of all our power / the sun and you and me / and all the stars that we can see / are moving at a million miles a day / in an outer spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour / of the galaxy we call the Milky Way / Our galaxy itself / contains a hundred billion stars / its a hundred thousand lightyears side to side / it bulges in the middle / sixteen-thousand lightyears thick / but out by us its just three-thousand lightyears wide / were thirty-thousand lightyears from galatic central point / we go round every two-hundred-million years / and our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe.
Man in Pink. The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding / in all of the directions it can whiz / as fast as it can go / the speed of light you know / twelve million miles a minute and thats the fastest speed there is / so remember when your feeling very small and insecure / how amazingly unlikely is your birth / and pray that there intelligent life somewhere up in space / cause theres bugger all down here on Earth.
Noel Coward. Buenas tardes damas y caballeros. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Noel Coward. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.
Grim Reaper. Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.
Grim Reaper. Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.
Padre. The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute.
Padre. I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
Gaston. You see that house? That is where I was born. My mother said to me, "Garcon. The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter. Well, I know it is not a great philosophy but.
[pauses, looks offended]
Gaston. Well, fuck you. I can live my life in my own way if I want to.
[begins to walk away in disgust]
Gaston. Fuck off. Don't come following me.
Guest #4. Well, that's cast a gloom over the evening.
Maria the cleaning woman. I used to work in the Académie Française / but it didn't do me any good at all. / And I once worked in the library in the Prado in Madrid / But it didn't teach me nothing I recall. / And the Library of Congress you would have thought would hold some key / but it didn't and neither did the Bodlean Library. / In The British Museum I hoped to find some clue / I worked there from nine till six / Read every volume through / But it didn't teach me nothing about life's mystery. / I just kept getting older, it got more difficult to see. / Till eventually me eyes went and me arthritis got bad. / So now I'm cleaning up in here but I can't be really sad. / Cause you see I feel that life's a game. / You sometimes win or lose. / And though I may be down right now at least I don't work for Jews.
General. But of course warfare isn't all fun. Right, stop that! It's all very well to laugh at the military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. And without the ability to defend one's own viewpoint against other, perhaps more aggresive ideologies, then reasonableness and moderation could quite simply disappear. That is why we'll always need an Army, and may God strike me down were it to be otherwise.
Sergeant-Major. Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!
Wife of Guest #4. We have to go - um - I'm having rather heavy period.
Guest #4. Y. nosotros. have a train to catch.
Wife. Sí. por supuesto. We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeding over the seats.
Chaplain. [singing] Oh Lord, please don't burn us/Don't grill or toast your flock/Don't put us on the barbecue/Or simmer us in stock/Don't braise or bake or boil us/Or stir-fry us in a wok/Oh please don't lightly poach us/Or baste us with hot fat/Don't fricassee or roast us/Or boil us in a vat/And please don't stick thy servants Lord/In a Rotiss-o-mat.
Humphrey. And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.
Zulu War Soldier. Here is better than home, eh, sir? I mean, at home if you kill someone they arrest you, here they'll give you a gun and show you what to do, sir. I mean, I killed fifteen of those buggers. Now, at home they'd hang me, here they'll give me a fucking medal, sir."
Humphrey. Oh, no, do share your little joke with the rest of the class.
Mrs. Hendy: Do all philosophers have an S in them?
Mr. Hendy: Yeah I think most of them do.
Mrs. Hendy: Oh. Does that mean Selina Jones is a philosopher?
Mr. Hendy: Yeah. Right, she could be. she sings about the Meaning of Life.
Mrs. Hendy: Yeah, that's right, but I don't think she writes her own material.
Mr. Hendy: No. Maybe Schopenhauer writes her material?
Mrs. Hendy: No. Burt Bacharach writes it.
Mr. Hendy: There's no 'S' in Burt Bacharach.
Mrs. Hendy. Or in Hal David.
Mr. Hendy: Who's Hal David?
Mrs. Hendy: He writes the lyrics, Burt just writes the tunes. only now he's married to Carole Bayer Sager.
Mr. Hendy: Oh. Waiter. this conversation isn't very good.
Waiter: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. We *do* have one today that's not on the menu. It's a sort of. Er speciality of the house: Live Organ Transplants.
Sergeant Major: Is there something YOU'D all rather be doing than marching about the square? You'd all rather be at the pictures, I suppose.
Sergeant Major: Well, off you go.
Padre. [singing] Every sperm is sacred/Every sperm is great/If a sperm is wasted/God gets quite irate.
Distraught Male Voice: I just can't go on. I'm not good any more, goodbye. adiós. aaaargh. Aaaargh.
[a leaf falls to the ground]
Distraught Female Voice: Oh my God. What'll I do? I can't live without him. I. aaaargh.
[Another leaf falls]
Distraught Children's Voices: Mummy. Mummy. Mummy. Papi.
[Two more leaves fall]
More Distraught Voices: Oh no. Aaaargh.
[the rest of the leaves fall at once]
Grim Reaper. You are all dead. I am Death.
Host. Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?
New Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
Obstretrician. I think it's a bit early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
Humphrey. Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS. Oh and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning. Chaplain?
Ainsworth. During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of. apagado.
Dr. Livingstone. Ah, any headache? Bowels all right? Hm. Well, let's have a look at this "one leg" of yours, then, eh? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Sí Sí.
[Pokes the stump with his pipe]
Dr. Livingstone. Sí Sí. Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.
Dr. Livingstone. Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.
Maitre d'. Et maintenant, would monsieur care for an aperitif, or would he prefer to order straightaway? Today, we have for appetizers - excuse me - uh, moules mariniГЁres, pГўte de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tarte de poireaux - that's leek tart - frogs legs amandine or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd - C'est Г dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of pureed mushrooms. It's very delicate, very succulent.
Gaston. My mother told me, "Gaston, there are many people in the world, and in order to get along, you have to try and make everyone happy." That is why I became a waiter, so I can make people happy.
Gaston. [pause] Well, fuck you! I can live my life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off! Don't come a following me!
Ainsworth. I'm afraid we've got a bit of a problem. you see one of our officers has
Ainsworth. Lost a leg. We think it's a tiger.
D is for Delivery.
Too Sesame Street? Then let's get right into the final installment of the Incoterms explanation blog series.
I might miss writing about these little tigers.
Here is where the simplification of 2010 really comes into play. The D group describes different methods of delivery of goods and represents the arrangements with the maximum amount of responsibility (both for costs and risks) to the seller, not the buyer. There used to be 5 acronyms in the D group total. Now there are only 3.
Previously, there were 3 terms used to indicate where goods were to be delivered, i. e. DAF, “Delivered at Frontier"; DES, "Delivered Ex Ship"; DEQ, "Delivered at Quay”. Now those 3 terms have been simplified.
The delivery location is now identified simply as DAT or DAP – “Delivered at Terminal” or “Delivered at Place”. The reasoning is that the increase in point-to-point sales and containerization made the other terms obsolete.[1]
Lastly, the term DDUP – “Delivery Duty Unpaid” - has been eliminated completely.[2] I guess there's no getting out of paying duty which leaves the term DDP – “Delivery Duty Paid”.
Look out because plenty of websites are still sporting the old terms and presumably still wresting with the ambiguities caused by the old terms. You want to be careful because these ambiguities can muddle your international shipping agreement and cost you more than you calculated!
Now for the final Incoterms and their definitions.
Definition . This term means that the seller covers all the costs of transport (export fees, carriage, insurance, and destination port charges) and assumes all risk until after the goods are unloaded at the terminal.[3] “Terminal” includes any place, whether covered or not, such as a quay, warehouse, container yard or road, rail or air cargo terminal.[4] The buyer covers the cost of transporting the goods from the terminal or port to final destination and pays the import duty/taxes/customs costs.
Nota . With this arrangement, the seller assumes a large portion of the risks and costs of transport. This term applies to any mode of transport.
Definition . This term means that the seller pays all the costs of transportation (export fees, carriage, insurance, and destination port charges) up to and including the delivery of the goods to the final destination. The buyer is responsible to pay only the import duty/taxes/customs costs. The buyer also is responsible to unload the goods from the vehicle at the final destination.[5]
Nota . The big difference between DAP and DAT is that with DAP the seller is responsible for the final leg of the journey and the buyer is responsible for the final unloading of the goods. This term applies to any mode of transport.
Definition . This term means that the seller assumes all the risks and costs of transport (export fees, carriage, insurance, and destination port charges, delivery to the final destination) and pays any import customs/duty.[6] The buyer has only to unload the goods at the final destination.[7]
Nota . AKA the non-Incoterm "Free In Store” (FIS), DDP represents maximum responsibility for both costs and risk assumption from beginning to end to the seller. This arrangement is the opposite end of the spectrum from ExWorks (EXW) where the majority of the cost and risk assumption is on the shoulders of the buyer.[8] This term applies to any mode of transport.
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Para las expresiones pasar lista . pasar de moda . pasar desapercibido . pasarse de rosca etc, ver la otra entrada
1 (ocurrir) [+suceso] to happen
¿qué pasó? what happened?; ¿pasa algo? is anything up?; is anything wrong?; is anything the matter?; como si no hubiese pasado nada as if nothing had happened; aquí pasa algo misterioso there's something odd going on here; siempre pasa igual o lo mismo it's always the same; ¿qué pasa? what's happening?; what's going on?; what's up?; (como saludo) how's things? (familiar) ; ¿qué pasa que no entra? why doesn't she come in?; ¿qué pasa contigo? what's up with you?; (como saludo) how's it going? (familiar) ; ¿qué ha pasado con ella? what's become of her?
lo que pasa es que. well, you see. ; the thing is that.
pase lo que pase whatever happens; come what may
pasarle a algn: nunca me pasa nada nothing ever happens to me; no me ha pasado otra (igual) en la vida nothing like this has ever happened to me before; siempre me pasa lo mismo, lo pierdo todo it's always the same, I keep losing things
por suerte no le pasó nada
tuvo un accidente, pero por suerte no le pasó nada he had an accident, but fortunately he wasn't hurt
Siempre me pasa lo mismo
esto te pasa por no hacerme caso this is what comes of not listening to me; this wouldn't have happened (to you) if you'd listened to me; ¿qué te pasa? what's the matter?; ¿qué le pasa a ese? what's the matter with him?
2 (cambiar de lugar) [+objeto]
la cuerda pasa de un lado a otro de la calle the rope goes from one side of the street to the other; cuando muera la empresa pasará al hijo when he dies the company will go to his son
la foto fue pasando de mano en mano the photo was passed around
pasó de mis manos a las suyas it passed from my hands into his
pasar a un cuarto contiguo to go into an adjoining room; pasar de Inglaterra al Canadá to go from England to Canada
¡pase! come in!; (cediendo el paso) after you!; no se puede pasar you can't go through; you can't go in; pasamos directamente a ver al jefe we went straight in to see the boss; los moros pasaron a España the Moors crossed over into Spain
hacer pasar a algn to show sb in
nos hicieron pasar
pasó una bicicleta a bicycle went past; ¿a qué hora pasa el cartero? what time does the postman come?; ya ha pasado el tren de las cinco (sin hacer parada) the five o'clock train has already gone by; (haciendo parada) the five o'clock train has already been and gone; ¿ha pasado ya el camión de la basura? have the dustmen been?
pasar de largo to go o pass by
el autobús pasa por delante de nuestra casa the bus goes past our house; ese autobús no pasa por aquí that bus doesn't come this way
tengo que pasar por el banco I've got to go to the bank
pasaré por la tienda mañana I'll go o pop into the shop tomorrow
pasa por su casa a ver cómo está tendrá que pasar por el quirófano
tendrá que pasar por mi despacho he'll have to come to my office; pase por caja please pay at the cash desk; pasaré por tu casa I'll drop in
te pasaré a buscar a las ocho I'll pick you up at eight; pasa a verme cuando quieras come round whenever you like
6 (cambiar de situación) to go
el equipo ha pasado a primera división the team has gone up to the first division; y luego pasaron a otra cosa and then they went on to something else; ha pasado de ser tímida a no tenerle miedo a nada she has gone from being shy to fearing nothing
ha pasado de ganar muy poco a cobrar un buen sueldo
pasar de teniente a general to go from lieutenant to general
pasar a ser to become
en muy poco tiempo ha pasado a ser un gran profesional he has become a real professional in a very short space of time
7 (transcurrir) [+tiempo] to pass; ve por
han pasado cuatro años four years have passed o gone by; el tiempo pasa deprisa time passes o goes so quickly; ¡cómo pasa el tiempo! how time flies!; ya ha pasado una hora it's been an hour already
8 (acabar) [+problema, situación] to be over; [+efectos] to wear off
ha pasado la crisis the crisis is over; ya pasó aquello that's all over (and done with) now
puede pasar it's passable; it's OK; por esta vez pase I'll let it go this time
esta moneda no pasa
que me llames carroza, pase, pero fascista, no you can call me an old fuddy-duddy if you like, but not a fascist
10 (atravesar, caber) to go through
el hilo pasa por el agujero the thread goes through the hole; pasamos por un túnel muy largo we went through a very long tunnel; no pasamos por el pueblo we didn't go through the village
no es necesario pasar por el casco urbano
el río pasa por la ciudad the river flows o goes through the city; pasar por la aduana to go through customs
pasar [por] una crisis
está pasando por un mal momento he's going through a bad patch; no creo que el sofá pase por esa puerta I don't think the settee will go through the door
10 (depender de) to depend on
el futuro de la empresa pasa por este acuerdo the company's future depends on o hangs on this agreement
la única solución pasa por la firma de un acuerdo de stand-by FMI Atajar estos problemas pasa por eliminar los factores de riesgo antes mencionados para ambos sectores el acuerdo pasa por un reparto ese acercamiento que pasa por la dimisión inmediata de José Marco la superación de la actual situación política pasa por la retirada de González El futuro pasa por crecer de tamaño e internacionalizarse
10 (ser considerado) to pass as
podrían perfectamente pasar por gemelos they could easily pass as twins; Juan pasa por francés most people think Juan is French
pasa por sabio pasa por buen pintor
hacerse pasar por to pass o. s. apagado como
se hace pasar por médico he passes himself off as a doctor
11 (otras formas preposicionales)
pasar a ( + infin ) (empezar)
paso ahora a explicar mi postura I will now go on to explain my position; pasar a decir algo to go on to say sth; ya va siendo hora de pasar a la acción it is time for action
pasar de (exceder)
pasar de los límites
pasa ya de los 70 he's over 70; esto pasa de ser una broma this is beyond a joke; no pasa de ser un jugador mediocre he's no more than an average player; no pasan de 60 los que lo tienen those who have it do not number more than 60; fewer than 60 people have it
yo de ahí no paso that's as far as I'm prepared to go
de ésta no pasa this is the very last time
de hoy no pasa que le escriba I'll write to him this very day
tendrá que pasar sin coche he'll have to get by o manage without a car; no puede pasar sin ella he can't manage without her
pasa por todo con tal que no le hagan trabajar
12 (Naipes) to pass
13 especialmente (España) (mostrarse indiferente)
yo paso count me out
pasar de algo/algn
yo paso de política I'm not into politics; paso de todo I couldn't care less; pasa olímpicamente de todo lo que le dicen he doesn't take the blindest bit of notice of anything they say to him; paso de ti, chaval I couldn't care less about you, pal
1 (dar, entregar) (gen) to pass; (en una serie) to pass on
pasar algo [a] algn
¿me pasas la sal, por favor? could you pass (me) the salt, please?
pásame el periódico, por favor
le pasó el sobre he handed o passed her the envelope; pásale una nota con disimulo slip him a note; cuando termines pásasela a Isabel when you've finished pass it on to Isabel
2 (traspasar) [+río, frontera] to cross; [+límite] to go beyond
el túnel pasa la montaña the tunnel goes right through the mountain; esto pasa los límites de lo razonable this goes beyond the realm of what is reasonable
nos pasaron a ver al director they took us to see the manager; nos pasaron a otra habitación they moved us into another room; he pasado mi despacho al dormitorio I've moved my office into the bedroom
4 (hacer atravesar)
pasa el alambre por este agujero put the wire through this hole; pasó el hilo por el ojo de la aguja she threaded the thread through the eye of the needle
5 (colar) to strain
pasar el café por el colador to strain the coffee
6 (introducir) [+moneda falsa] to pass (off); [+contrabando] to smuggle
han pasado billetes falsos they've passed (off) forged notes; han pasado un alijo de cocaína por la frontera a consignment of cocaine has been smuggled across the border
7 (hacer deslizar)
voy a pasarle un trapo I'm going to wipe it down; pasar la mano por algo to run one's hand over sth; pasar el cepillo por el pelo to run a brush through one's hair; pasar la aspiradora por la alfombra to vacuum the carpet; run the vacuum cleaner over the carpet; pasar la aspiradora to do the vacuuming
8 (deslizar) to slip
le pasó el brazo por los hombros/la cintura she slipped o put her arm around his shoulders/waist
9 (contagiar) to give
me has pasado tu catarro you've given me your cold
10 (volver) [+página] to turn
pasar la página El periódico electrónico debe ser interactivo; por ejemplo, a través de un menú que aparezca en un lado de la pantalla y permita al lector ampliar el texto o [pasar la página.]
pasar página to make a fresh start
El resultado de estas elecciones, si los ciudadanos están dispuestos a [pasar página,] hará que la dinámica política del país se acelere, pero yo no voy a acelerarla; son los ciudadanos.
pasar algo a limpio to make a neat o fair o clean copy of sth
pasa el discurso a limpio
pasar algo a máquina to type sth up
si quieres te lo paso a máquina
12 (tragar) to swallow; to bear; estar
no puedo pasar este vino
no puedo pasar esta pastilla I can't swallow this pill; I can't get this pill down; no puedo pasar a ese hombre I can't bear o stand that man
se lo pasan todo they let him get away with anything; no te voy a pasar más I'm not going to indulge you any more
14 (aprobar) [+examen] to pass
15 (proyectar) [+película, programa] to show; pantalla
16 (poner en contacto)
te paso con Pedro (al mismo teléfono) I'll put you on to Pedro; (a distinto teléfono) I'll put you through to Pedro
los ginecólogos británicos tendrán que obtener en cinco años 200 créditos para poder seguir pasando consulta
pasa consulta o visita a unas 700 personas diarias he sees 700 patients a day
el médico pasará consulta o visita
los pasa a todos en inteligencia she's more intelligent than any of them; para ganar debes pasar a muchos contrincantes to win you have to beat a lot of opponents; me pasa ya 3cm he's already 3cm taller than I am
19 (Automóviles) to pass; adelantar
pasar algo por alto to overlook sth
pasar por alto un detalle to overlook a detail
21 [+tiempo] to spend
pasar las vacaciones to spend one's holidays; voy a pasar el fin de semana con ella I'm going to spend the weekend with her; fuimos a pasar el día en la playa we went to the seaside for the day; lo pasaremos tan ricamente we'll have such a good time
pasarlo bien to have a good time; ¡que lo pases bien! have a good time!; enjoy yourself!; pasarlo mal to have a bad time; lo pasamos muy mal we had an awful time
22 (dejar atrás)
hemos pasado el aniversario the anniversary has passed; the anniversary is behind us; ya hemos pasado lo peor we're over the worst now; the worst is behind us now
ha pasado una mala racha she's been through a bad patch; ha pasado muchas enfermedades he's had a lot of illnesses; pasar frío to be cold; pasar hambre to be hungry
24 (S. Cone) (engañar) to cheat; swindle
¿se te ha pasado el mareo? have you stopped feeling dizzy?; ya se te pasará [+enfado, disgusto] you'll get over it; [+dolor] it'll stop
2 (perder) to miss
se me pasó el turno I missed my turn; que no se te pase la oportunidad don't miss this chance
3 (trasladarse) to go over
pasarse al enemigo to go over to the enemy
4 (estropearse) [+flor etc] to fade; [+carne, pescado] to go bad o off; [+fruta] to go bad o soft; [+ropa] to show signs of wear; get threadbare
no se pasará si se tapa la botella it will keep if you put the cap back on the bottle
se ha pasado el arroz the rice is overcooked
6 [+tornillo, tuerca] to get overscrewed
está bien hacer ejercicio pero no hay que pasarse it's good to exercise but there's no point in overdoing it; ¡no te pases, o nos echarán del bar! steady on o cool it or they'll throw us out of the bar! (familiar) ; ¡no te pases, que te voy a dar una torta! just watch it or I'll smack you in the face!; ¡te has pasado, tío! (censurando) you've really gone and done it now!; (felicitando) well done, man! (familiar) ; nice one! (familiar) ; se pasa en mostrar agradecimiento he overdoes the gratitude; te has pasado mucho con ella, gritándole así you went much too far shouting at her like that
se pasa de bueno/generoso he's too good/generous; pasarse de listo to be too clever by half; pasarse de la raya to go too far; overstep the mark
8 [+tiempo] to spend
se ha pasado todo el día leyendo he has spent the whole day reading
se le pasó la fecha del examen he forgot the date of the exam
se me pasó hacerlo
se me pasó llamarle I forgot to ring him
no se le pasa nada nothing escapes him; he doesn't miss a thing
11 (seguido de preposición)
pasarse por [+lugar]
pásate por casa si tienes tiempo come round if you've got time; ya que tienes que pasarte por el banco ingrésame este talón seeing as you have to go to the bank anyway, you can pay this cheque in for me
Yo tengo que pasarme ahora por. por el, por el ICE para. para preguntar Aprovechando que tengo que pasarme por Washington DC dentro de poco
se me pasó por la cabeza o imaginación it crossed my mind
pasarse sin algo to do without sth
un modesto pasar a modest competence; tener un buen pasar to be well off
En expresiones temporales
Se traduce por spend cuando pasar tiene un uso transitivo y queremos indicar un período de tiempo concreto, seguido de la actividad que en ese tiempo se desarrolla, o del lugar:
Me pasé la tarde escribiendo cartas I spent the evening writing letters
Ha pasado toda su vida en el campo He has spent his whole life in the country
En cambio, cuando se describe la forma en que se pasa el tiempo mediante un adjetivo, se debe emplear en inglés la construcción have + ( a ) + adjetivo + sustantivo:
Pasamos una tarde entretenida We had a lovely afternoon
Pasamos un rato estupendo jugando al squash We had a fantastic time playing squash
la expresión pasar el rato se traduce por pass the time :
No sé qué hacer para pasar el rato I don't know what to do to pass the time
Cuando el uso es intransitivo, pasar se traduce por pass o go by .
A medida que pasaba el tiempo se deprimía cada vez más As time passed o went by, he became more and more depressed
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Veronica Mars
Season 1 Edit
Pilot Edit
Veronica . "Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never Is, but always to be blest: the soul, uneasy and confined from home, rests and expatiates in a life to come." Mrs. Murphy . And what do you suppose Pope meant by that? Veronica . Life's a bitch until you die. Weevil . Sister. The only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. Even then, it's not so much words, just a bunch of "oohs" and "ahs" you know? Veronica . So it's big, huh? Weevil . Legendary. Veronica . Bien. let's see it. I mean if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. [bats eyes and gasps] We could go to prom together. ¿Qué? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato. Felix Toombs . Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that. Veronica . Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it too. Felix . Oh, hell, I'll show you mine! Vice Principal Clemmons . Felix Toombs. What on God's green Earth is going on here? All right, gentleman, move along. [Weevil, Felix and others leave] Veronica, why does trouble follow you around? [Clemmons leaves] Fire Chief . [about Veronica] Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal. Logan . Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me? Veronica . Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back. Logan . [smashes a headlight] Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again? Veronica . Clearly your sense of humor. Logan . [smashes other headlight] Nope. And you're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is: my car. That's right, my Daddy took my T-bird away. And you know what I won't be having? Fun, fun, fun. Wallace . I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders . Veronica . Be cool, Sodapop.
Credit Where Credit's Due Edit
Wallace . Another big Friday night. You got plans? Veronica . No lo sé. I might take Backup for a run or rent a movie, maybe. Wallace . Hey, congratulations. You are officially Neptune High's most boring person. Veronica . Did I mention the movie might be PG-13? Wallace . Oh, jump back, wild child! Veronica . What about you, Wallace? Your life still a non-stop Nelly video? Wallace . Hey, at least I want my life to be a non-stop Nelly video. Veronica . I gotta run. The counselor wants to see me before class. Keith . About what? Veronica . Uh, my schedule and my attitude, not necessarily in that order. Her words. Veronica . I printed out the entire browser history from Logan Echolls's computer in his fourth period computer lab class. Wallace . So is he guilty? Veronica . Well, of wanting desperately to see pictures of Alyssa Milano naked, yes. Troy . Flat? Veronica . Just as God made me. Troy . Are you always this persnickety? Veronica . Sometimes I'm even persnicketier. Veronica . [voiceover] They gave me a choice. I could stand by my dad, or stand by Duncan and my dead best friend's family. I chose Dad. It's a decision I live with every day. And you want to know the kicker? I don't even know what's true anymore. Maybe everyone else is right. Maybe Dad screwed up the investigation. Maybe I gave up my circle of friends - my life - over an error in Dad's judgment.
Meet John Smith Edit
Troy . Guess what I'm doing this weekend. Veronica . I'm guessing it involves autoeroticism. Keith . Have you been playing nice with the other children? Veronica . You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye. Keith . I think that's actually Old Testament. Keith . So how did she rope you into this? Wallace . She promised me all the answer keys to… Just promised to be my friend. Keith . I'd have held out for a better offer. Keith . It's just that I never want you to think your mom's the villain in all this. Veronica . Isn't she? Keith . No, it's not that simple. Veronica . Si lo es. The hero is the one that stays and the villain is the one that splits. Keith . I don't think that's a healthy perspective. Veronica . It's healthier than me pining away everyday, praying she'll come home. Veronica . [voiceover] Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild. Because after disaster strikes, the important thing is that you move on. But if you're like me, you just keep chasing the storm. (pause) The problem with chasing the storm is that it wears you down, breaks your spirit. Even the experts agree, a girl needs closure.
The Wrath of Con Edit
[Veronica arrives home from a date.] Veronica . So, what did you think of him? Keith . Oh, hey, you're home early. Veronica . Oh, hey, did you run his license plate or did you get fingerprints? Keith . I'm sorry, honey, what? Veronica . You know you're not fooling me. Keith . Bueno. Veronica, I have no idea what you're talking about. [Veronica scoffs and starts to go to her room] Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you. If he's gonna be kissing my daughter on my porch for eight-and-a-half minutes, I'll need to meet him. Sweet dreams, honey. Veronica . Is that really necessary? Keith . He's taking up a lot of daddy/daughter time. Wallace . It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice. [Playing "I Never "] Logan . I've never taken matters into my own hand in the boys' locker room after watching the cheerleader tryouts. [Veronica and Lilly gasp] Duncan . Dude, you are so dead. Lilly . Very pervy, Duncan. I'm a little impressed though. Logan . You must drink, comrade. Veronica . Please tell me that was before we started dating. Duncan . [drinking] Of course. I've never, um, I've never seen my parents having sex. [Lilly drinks, everyone gasps] No way, no way. Lilly . Yeah, I went into their room to borrow Mom's black sweater. Duncan . No, just shut up. Lilly . Mom was on top of Dad. Duncan . Oh my God, I don't wanna see this! Lilly . Hold on a second! She was like this. Reloj. She was like this. [moaning] Ohh. Ohh. [yawning] Ohh. Duncan . Lilly, that is so wrong. Lilly . I think Dad probably thought so too. Keith . So, Veronica tells me, um, well, actually she hasn't told me anything about you. Troy . Well, I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Keith . Neither do I. [both laugh] Troy . Well, if you have any questions or you know, you want a list of references or anything. Keith . So, you going to the homecoming dance? Troy . Oh yes, sir, if that's okay with you. Keith . Oh, of course. And after the dance? Troy . Well I think that Veronica said that she had to be right home after. Keith . Yeah, good. And you're gonna stay for the whole dance. I mean, you're not gonna leave early and go to a party or a hotel, and still make it back by curfew? Troy . No, uh, I mean, the whole point of going to the dance. is to go to the dance. Keith . Bueno. Bueno. So you won't mind then, that I canceled your reservation at the Four Seasons? Duncan . Oh, my God. They called the cops. Veronica . They called my dad. Lilly . This is like, the best dance EVER.
You Think You Know Somebody Edit
Veronica . [to Troy, about Logan] Uh, your monkey's gonna have to ride in the back. Logan . Ha ha. Nice car. God, it must've been a huge cereal box. Veronica . [voiceover] You know those people who can predict when change is coming in their life? I'm not one of them. Change has a way of just walking up and punching me in the face. Veronica . So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy Earl yesterday at the impound yard. Troy . What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard? Veronica . I'm guessing both. No sign of the Beamer. But he can get you a great deal on a Good Times van. Troy . I'll pass that on to my dad when he gets back. Maybe it'll take his mind off of loading his gun. Veronica . Here's a thought: If Tijuana was Logan's idea, then stealing the car could have been the master plan. Troy . It was more of a meeting of the minds, if you will. Veronica . Ah, so what was on the menu for this night of grand debauchery? Troy . Let's see, uh, from eight to nine, we brainstormed on how to overthrow Kim Jong Il. From nine to ten, we deleted the records of the black voters of Florida. After that, it was, uh, yeah, it was all donkey shows. Veronica . Ah, so the usual? Troy . Casi. Veronica . I obviously know nothing about relationships. Keith . But you can bake, and that's important.
Return of the Kane Edit
Duncan . Thanks, Dad. You know, I polled the rest of the soccer team. None of them want to see my junk. Jake . Well, now you're covered. Veronica . Tough day? Keith . [imitating Phillip Marlowe ] That ain't the half of it. See, this dame walks in, and you should've seen the getaway sticks on her. Says something's hinky with her old man. Veronica . [imitating Marlowe] Did ya put the screws to him? Keith . You ain't kiddin', he sang like a canary. Veronica . [normal voice] You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe, because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set up here. Keith . [normal voice] If child services finds out about this, they will take you away. Veronica . Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take. Keith . Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables. Veronica . [gasps] What is that? A maraschino cherry . Lilly . Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff. Veronica . ¿Por qué estás aquí? Lilly . Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served. Veronica . De Verdad? Lilly . Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice. Ms. Dent . Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper. Veronica . Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon. Ms. Dent . The election's tomorrow. Veronica . And I can already see the headline: "Brown-Nosing Resumé Packer Wins in a Landslide."
The Girl Next Door Edit
Clemmons . Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word? Logan . "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy. Clemmons . Oh. [fake laugh] Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction. Logan . Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots. Logan . They teach you manners in ESL? Weevil . If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart? Logan . If you "was gonna"? Mr. Daniels . Ah, alas, you both get zeroes. No talking during tests. Logan . I guess Mrs. Daniels ain't giving it up at home, huh? Mr. Daniels . You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr. Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world? Logan . [sarcastically] Please say "high school English teacher." Please. say "high school English teacher." [Weevil snickers] Mr. Daniels . Mr. Navarro. I wonder if you'll find Mr. Echolls so amusing ten years from now - when you're pumping his gas. Mr Daniels . This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time. Logan . Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals. Veronica . Did you hear something last night? Keith . What kind of something? Veronica . Like a loud thump from upstairs. Keith . No lo sé. But you know me, I can sleep through an earthquake. ¿Por qué? Veronica . No lo sé. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out. Keith . A falling body? Veronica . Yes, a falling body. Keith . Would you describe the sound as "Hitchcockian "? Veronica . I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself. Keith . Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining. Veronica . Think I've got a future in the biz? Keith . I think you've got a future as a highly paid Ivy League-educated executive of some sort who never thinks about private investigation again in her perfect life. Ahora. let's do something normal fathers and daughters do. Veronica . Buy me a pony? Keith . I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet. Veronica . Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.
Like a Virgin Edit
Meg . Veronica? Did you find your clothes? [looks down at the toilet to see Veronica's clothes almost flushed] Veronica . Well, does this towel make me look fat? Meg . You need something to wear? [they walk out of school with Veronica wearing a cheerleading uniform] I usually have sweats in my locker. Lo siento. Veronica . No, this is perfect. I just have to resist the urge to do a cartwheel. Keith . Wallace's mom had a plan, and I didn't want to overstep. Veronica . Overstepping is your main form of transportation. Veronica . Oh, God. Mac . ¿Qué? Veronica . My outbox. There's an e-mail from me to my ex-boyfriend. Mac . Duncan Kane? [Veronica looks at Mac] You used to be all anyone gossiped about. You still are. Sólo. a different way. So, what does it say? Veronica . "Dear Duncan, I want you to know that I still love you very much, and I think about you constantly. Every time I see you, my heart breaks. I need to tell you that when we were dating, I had VD. I hope you didn't catch anything from me." Am I naked? Because in my nightmares, I'm usually naked. Veronica . Funny. No one's come running up to me. Meg . It's because people are afraid of you. Veronica . Then something's working. Meg . Getting tough? Yeah, that was good advice. And I needed that. The getting even part? You might want to rethink that one. You do have friends, Veronica. ' Meg . You believe me? Veronica . Meg, you're the last good person at this school. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. If you want, I can find who posted that test for you. We'll clear your name and make somebody pay. Meg . De Verdad? Veronica . Unless there is a Fairy godmother already on it.
Drinking the Kool-Aid Edit
Keith . It's a waterbed. Veronica . Bien. Keith . Come on, you've wanted one of these things since, like, you were 5 years old. Veronica . I also wanted to marry Vanilla Ice and build the world's largest collection of Zbots. Wallace . Hacky Sack. The final arena of unquestioned white domination. Veronica . Dad, you're an ex-cop. You know gangland-enforcer types. Can't you find someone to intimidate the maintenance supe into fixing the hot water problem? Veronica . [voiceover] Forbidden barn? Comprobar. Implied polygamy? Comprobar. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult. Veronica . [voiceover] I can't get it out of my mind. Somewhere in Pennsylvania a lab tech is determining if I'm heir to a billion-dollar fortune. It's not about the money. It's about making Jake Kane pay. But if I am an heiress, [Southern accent] as God is my witness, I'll never take cold showers again!
An Echolls Family Christmas Edit
Veronica . Someone stole your laptop? Duncan . There was this poker game at Logan's last night. Weevil won five grand and someone stole the money. This is his way of collecting. Veronica . You lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. Duncan . I didn't invite him. Veronica . I wasn't talking about Weevil. Veronica . [tilts head] Hey. Weevil . See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all [mimics Veronica's head tilt] "Hey." Veronica . Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you. Veronica . [voiceover] What was I thinking? Christmas in Neptune is, was, and always will be, about the trappings: the lights and the tinsel they use to cover up the sordidness, the corruption. No, Veronica, there is no Santa Claus. Veronica . Oh, I am so sick of not having money. I'd be the best rich person. Seriously. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy. Veronica . Ya sabes. there are some people who think Christmas is about the birth of Christ, not baseball. Keith . Bien. we're all entitled to our own religions Veronica.
Silence of the Lamb Edit
Keith . You don't go to the Oceanside bars that the college kids hang out at, do you? Veronica . I prefer the biker bar by the train station. I get more attention there. Jackson . I hear you do detective stuff for people. Veronica . I do favors for friends. Jackson . I can pay. Veronica . Sit down, friend. Lamb . Veronica Mars. Is your daddy here or is he busy peeking in people's windows? Veronica . You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep. he'll stop peeking. Mac . [to Veronica] With your sleuth prowess and my programming skills, I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that we would rule the entire known universe. Lamb . Strapping on a guitar. does it get rid of feelings of inadequacy? Gabe . Does strapping on a gun?
Clash of the Tritons Edit
Veronica . [in jail] Know any good lawyers? Cliff . Muy lindo. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail. Veronica . They take Diner's Club here? Wallace . This mission better involve me seducing the head cheerleader. Veronica . I need you to poke around and see if you can get me a fake ID. If you must seduce the head cheerleader in order to accomplish your mission, so be it. Wallace . No sweat! How do I do it? Veronica . Play on her insecurity. Wallace . I meant the fake ID. Miss James . You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica. Logan . You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week. Miss James . You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too. Logan . And what is so great about living? [Veronica] . [In Lamb's office] And I'll be over here chillin' like a villain. Lamb . [reading off of a $50 bill] Veronica Mars is. smarter than me. Veronica . [slaps Lamb playfully] Oh, you stop it!
Lord of the Bling Edit
Veronica . Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail-jumpers with your legs, not your back. Keith . Hey honey, what's cooking? Veronica . Not sure myself. Something that ends in - aroni. Aaron . Have you heard from your sister? Logan . She sent a telegram. Heartbroken. Detener. Can't make it back from Sydney. Detener. Underwater shoot starts tomorrow. Detener. Entire crew said prayer for Mom. Detener. Te amo. Detener. Aaron . Logan. Logan . ¿Detener? Lilly . I'm ditching his party this weekend 'cause I don't want him getting all crazy violent every time a boy undresses me with his eyes, which happens all the time. It's not my fault. I can't help it--God made me fabulous. Logan . You know what Mom would have wanted? She would have wanted you to not sleep with all her friends. She would have wanted you to care as much about her as your career. So okay, Dad, let's be honest. Maybe we both wished we'd been better. But she's only gone because of you.
Mars vs. Mars Edit
Logan . There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger." Veronica . There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump 's hair. It's a tabloid. Logan . So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl? Veronica . I just don't want you to get your hopes up. Logan . I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads. Veronica . I wasn't aware you were paying me. Logan . This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets. Veronica . I'll stop braiding. [Trying to filch info on her father's case, Veronica sets off a blue-dye packet in a trap he set for her.] Keith . Hey, honey. ¿Qué has estado haciendo? Veronica . Tell me where to put your Father of the Year trophy, 'cause there's some place I'd like to put it! Keith . Wow. Good thing I didn't go with the bear trap. Veronica . This is not funny! I need to see that diary! She's lying. Lo sé. I can feel it with every fiber of my being. Keith . Honey, you don't have to get all blue in the face. Veronica . You're patronizing me? Keith . To be fair, I am your patron. [Veronica is looking at a trophy case.] Weevil . If you're looking for my trophy, it's back by auto shop. Veronica . Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps? Weevil . Is this 1970? Rims, baby. Veronica . So you got a trophy for a rim job. Weevil . Olvídalo. Look, I got some information for you. Veronica . ¡Finalmente! A Deep Throat to call my own. Weevil . I'm not going to touch that one.
Ruskie Business Edit
Veronica . How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz? Wallace . Tom Cruise. Not as good a private eye as I thought. Wallace . Maldita sea. This dog is a freak show. He oughta be in show biz. Veronica . D'you think that's some kind of rare breed or something? Wallace . That or a drunk dingo had a three-way with an ocelot and a porcupine. Wallace . Mexican hairless. What's the point of having a dog if it's bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin? Keith . No te olvides. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then. Veronica . Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak. Meg . [about Leo] Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.
Betty and Veronica Edit
Duncan . Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists. Wallace . On the streets we call those dimes. Veronica . Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold. Veronica . [as "Betty"] At my old school I was Horny! [receives odd looks] We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot. Richie . And what school was that? Veronica . Riverdale. Richie . Never heard of it. Weevil . Espera un minuto. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool? Wilson . Sí. ¿Todo bien? Weevil . That's this close [uses thumb and finger to illustrate] to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home. Leo . I hate to bribe you, but. I'm fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date. Veronica . Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie, but you undershot, so. Leo . ¡Maldita sea! Veronica . Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions? Wallace . Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
Kanes and Abel's Edit
Veronica . Caz, I'm kind of busy so let's play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You're suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay? Caz . Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina. Veronica . Caz, did you listen? Keith . Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P. I. Veronica . ¿Hola? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Bien. Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo'd Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job! Jake . You are having sex with my daughter? Weevil . Not right now. Keith . Guess who stopped by today? Veronica . If you say Josh Hartnett. I'm gonna be so bummed.
Weapons of Class Destruction Edit
[Veronica enters the house after kissing deputy Leo goodnight.] Keith . Veronica, we need to talk. Veronica . [in Southern accent] He's a fine gentleman, Pa. He'll come up with the dowry to marry me, just you wait. Veronica . Dear Seventeen . how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear Seventeen . how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister? Wallace . He's not gropin' her, is he? Veronica . No, but earlier I saw him cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket. Ben . [talking to Veronica] Is it okay if he goes outside? [referring to Logan] I would like to talk to you. Logan . Dream on, Jump Street. I'm not leaving you alone with her. [Veronica calls Mac for yet another computer-tech favor.] Mac . What did you ever do before you met me? Veronica . Ever see the first 10 minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey . It was a lot like that.
Hot Dogs Edit
Logan . So, what do you think? Veronica . Like, in general? Or is there a specific area on which you'd like my opinion? Trina . Pop Tart. Logan . Hmmm, a Tart from a tart. Trina . Ye of the sickle wit. ¿Puedo preguntarte algo? Logan . Hmm, would you look at that? [mimics pulling something from his mouth] There was a string attached to my Pop Tart. [tosses away imaginary string] Trina . Sí. Well, I'm in a little bit of a jam, and I could use a loan. Logan . [stops his stopwatch] Twelve hours to hit me up for my dead mother's money. Hmmm, I wonder who had that in the pool. Trina . You know I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important. Logan . Oh, I do. Hago. Trina . Could I just borrow ten grand? Just for a little while. Logan . Ten grand. Trina . Will you just hear me out, please? My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he's bugging me about it. I — I can't get him off my back. Logan . Did you try standing up? Trina . Is Dad still at dinner? Logan . Yeah, but he's not far. I'm sure if you really tried, you could blow smoke up his ass from here. [pauses] Hey, Trin — if you take your top off before you get on the mechanical bull, you won't fall off. Logan . Hey, I need your help. Veronica . Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like, I have to do a shot every time someone asks for my help? Logan . Do you think Lilly loved Weevil? Veronica . No lo sé. Um, Lilly never mentioned anything to me about Weevil. I was wondering when you were going to ask me about that. Logan . Yeah, well… I don't know. When he's caught in her bedroom, you know, I guess you gotta think. Veronica . You're handling it a lot better than I thought you would. Logan . I loved Lilly. And Lilly loved guys. Veronica . Logan, you know that — Logan . You know, she used to say that her… her parents worshiped Duncan and tolerated her. And if she couldn't please 'em, she was going to go out of her way to piss 'em off. Weevil must have been perfect for that. Veronica . I know Lilly loved you. Logan . Just not like I loved her. [pauses] It's okay. No, you know, it kinda lets me off the hook. You know, I… You know, I don't have to feel guilty anymore. Veronica . Feel guilty about what? Logan . Movin' on. [he kisses her] Veronica . What are we doing? [they giggle] Logan . Ni idea. [resume kissing] Veronica . We need to talk about this. Logan . Lo sé. Veronica . Maybe we should just keep it to ourselves for awhile and see what happens. Logan . Meet in mop closets? Pass each other secret notes in the hallway? [pauses] Come on, I'll drive you home on the back streets.
M. A.D. Editar
Logan . I am beyond tardy for my physics class. If I remember right, time travel is not yet possible. Veronica . So try petty corruption. Tardy excuse slips, date-stamped, untraceable. [ pauses ] I know people. Veronica . No offense, but you look. odd. Wallace . I just watched our parents cuddle on the couch last night. My eyes - they burn. Veronica . Any idea what our parents do Mondays and Wednesdays from 6:00 to 10:00 that requires an overnight bag? Wallace . As far as I'm concerned, they play bingo at the V. F.W. That's my story. I'm sticking with it. Keith . How was school? Veronica . You know - mean kids, indifferent teachers, crumbling infrastructure. Logan . So, the place is ours. Dad's at class. Trina's at an extremely important purse-store opening in Beverly Hills. Veronica . Your Dad is taking classes? Logan . Exploring the world outside himself. All part of the new Aaron Echolls. Spanish, ceramics, tae kwon do and today, glassblowing with Silvio Pirelli, master of Old World crystal. [points to glass piece] Nice, huh? Just two lessons. Veronica . And he made a bong? Logan . An urn for my mom. You know, since there was no body and thus no ashes, he filled it with seawater. Because she jumped into the ocean. ¿Consíguelo? At least it gets him out of the house. [they kiss] Veronica . Oye. Do you think this thing. will ever get more normal? Logan . What, like, will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?" Veronica . Sí. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability. Logan . Secrets are kinda hot, too. [they kiss] Logan . Ah, mass transit. But why take the bus when you can drive your very own rust bucket? I had my dad's driver pick it up. Full of fresh stolen parts, ready to go. Veronica . Wow. I'll just try to keep this little gesture in mind this weekend when you and Dick and the Beaver are off getting blasted and scamming cheerleaders. Logan . Sí. Yeah, actually I had to tell Dick I'm not available. Because I have other plans. Veronica . There are cheerleaders with low self-esteem available domestically?
A Trip to the Dentist Edit
Logan . You do not want to start today with me, Paco. Weevil . ¿Estás seguro? It was in my day planner under "Goals." Dick . Look at that. Beaver's getting all the love, and Dick's flapping out in the breeze. Luke . Please. You have like, the hottest girlfriend ever. Dick . Much like fake boobs - great to look at, but they don't do as much as you'd like them to. Veronica . You can keep asking, but you're not the fairest. Créeme. Madison . Well, I can tell you who the pastiest is. What's the deal - can't buy bronzer with food stamps? Veronica . You wrote "slut" on my car last year at Shelly's party. ¿Por qué? Madison . Because "whore" had too many letters.
Dick . [upon seeing Veronica] Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is like, some new reality show called My Skank . Logan . Goodbye, Dick. Dick . ¿Qué? Logan . Get out of my house. You have a problem with Veronica, you leave. Actually, you have a problem with Veronica, you're pretty much dead to me, so just, like, evaporate or something, I dunno. That's pretty much a general invitation. If you don't like my girlfriend, then start heading towards the big rectangle with the knob. Logan . Hey, I have to tell you something. Veronica . I'm sorry, we're past the confessional portion of this program. We're on to the make out.
Leave It to Beaver Edit
Cliff . Tell me this is a joke. You want to sue the Kane family? Keith . Sí. Cliff . Please tell me there's another Kane family in town. Maybe a Boris and Gilda Kane? Duncan . So, anyone read the paper today? Garfield - I mean, will he ever learn? Oh yeah, and there was this other thing: I guess Abel Koontz didn't kill Lilly. Let's open the floor for discussion on that one. Lamb . [tapping finger on table] You said you were in Mexico the day of Lilly's murder. ¿Por qué? Logan . How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get that finger tapping down? Lamb . I asked you a question. Logan . And I ignored it and moved on. Keep up. [snapping fingers] Logan . So I guess we broke up, huh? Veronica . What do you want me to say, Logan? Logan . "Logan, I'm gonna go home and put my head in the oven because I can't go on living knowing what a heartless bitch I am!" Algo como eso. Veronica . So you're saying you want me dead? Logan . Sí. Veronica . One word from me and Backup goes for your throat. Logan . [scoffs] Is that what you'd do, boy? You'd tear out my throat? [kneels down to dog] Who's a man killer, huh? [Backup kisses Logan] Who's a man killer? Veronica . Isn't it better like this? Lilly . So much better. Veronica . This is how it's supposed to be. Lilly . Totalmente. Veronica . This is how it's going to be from now on. ¿Derecha? Lilly? Lilly . [sighs] You know how things are going to be now, don't you? You have to know. Veronica . Just like this. Just like this. Lilly . Don't forget about me, Veronica. Veronica . I could never.
Season 2 Edit
Normal Is the Watchword Edit
Veronica . Got any enemies you know about? Wallace . Well, there's the Klan. Veronica . This isn't really their M. O. Wallace . Well, then I guess that leaves everybody that hates you . Keith . So, senior year. How was your first day at school honey? Veronica . ¡Estupendo! I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money and then skipped out after lunch. Keith . What, no pre-marital sex? Veronica . Oh, yea. sí. But don't worry dad, I swear you're gonna like these guys. Keith . That's my girl. Veronica . Te extrañe. Keith . [While they hug] I missed you too. Now, where is my turkey pot-pie, woman? Wallace . [after failing a drug test] Yeah, mon. Maybe I smoked so much ganja, I don't even remember doing it. Veronica . What if you did ingest an illegal substance, but it was such a mild dose that you weren't even aware of it? Eat any mystery brownies lately? Wallace . Spirit boxes! The day of the back to school athletic banquet, there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies. Veronica . Did you eat one? Wallace . I ate six. Veronica . That's my Wallace. Veronica . [making out with Logan] My dad is probably watching us through a telescope. Logan . He's probably impressed with your virtue. Veronica . [laughs] And the telescope is mounted on a rifle. Logan . [Pauses, then looks up to where Keith is supposedly watching, with rifle, and holds up his hand, fingers spread] Five more minutes. [Veronica giggles] He should feel lucky. I mean, you could be out here with some pretty boy jerk just looking to get laid. Veronica . Wait, what are you saying? You aren't pretty? Logan . What I'm trying to say is that I'm in love with you. Veronica . The things guys'll say to get past second base. Keith . What's up, honey? Veronica . Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample. Keith . Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls? Veronica . This is a health class project. Come on, you're a man -- can you give him some pointers? Keith . [sighs, walks over to bathroom door] Wallace? Wallace . Yup? Keith . You try turning the water on? Wallace . Mmmm-hmmm. Keith . Also, pinching your own nipples can sometimes work. Veronica . [pushes her dad out of the room] Eww that's disgusting. I can't even look at you. [giggles]
Driver Ed Edit
[interrupting a conversation between Duncan and Veronica] Jackie . [clears throat ] When you guys are done breaking up, can I get a macchiatto? Veronica . I'm actually just the hostess, but I ca - Jackie . ¡Mira! I don't care if you're the house magician, can you just make me a macchiatto? Veronica . [waves hands as a magician would do] You're a macchiatto. Logan . Afternoon delight? Ooh, considerably better than fifth period English. Kendall Casablancas . Ugh, you need to not remind me you're in high school. There's an 'ick' factor. Logan . ¿Es eso así? Kendall . Sí. School in general? Not very hot. Unless I'm wearing a naughty school girl uniform. Then it's very hot. Logan . I'm sure it would be, for the ten seconds you had it on. Duncan . Veronica, it's not your fault. Veronica . I'm afraid that line only works in Good Will Hunting . Duane . Déjame decirte algo. If I was gonna do a kamikaze, you know, off a bridge with a bus full of kids and stuff, a convenience store would not be the site of my last meal. I'd want to eat something on the brink of extinction, you know, like the last emu. Or a meerkat. I bet they'd go down smooth. Deputy Sacks . Hey Sheriff. you'll never believe who's in the interrogation room filling out an application. Lamb . You're right. Who? Sacks . Veronica Mars. Lamb . You left her alone in there?![barges into the interrogation room] What are you up to, Veronica? Veronica . Last question, actually. "Why do you want this position?" Honestly - and really tell me the truth - how much of an ass-kiss would I be if I admit it's to be close to you? [Lamb pulls out her chair] Seriously, why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?
Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang Edit
Lamb . So, I guess you know why you're here. You want to tell me about it? Veronica . Bueno. [exhales deeply] I confess. [pounds fist] God, you're good! I have no idea why I'm here. But I'm sure my Dad was interested to know why you hauled his daughter in and subjected her to the crime-busting stare for no apparent reason. Lamb . He didn't need to know that you were here. You're eighteen now, kiddo. You're an adult. Veronica . Well, that makes one of us. So are you gonna tell me why I'm here, or should I just sit back and enjoy your impression of a mildly-constipated David Caruso. Lamb . What can you tell me about your relationship with this man? [slides a folder of photos to her] Veronica . Ah, sí. I remember that summer. He was a roadie for Whitesnake. I was singing backup for Boyz II Men. They said it would never work, but - Lamb . I'm glad that you find this amusing. Veronica . Another thing girls love are Jimmy Choos. Dolce & Gabbana. and convertibles that cost more than the gross national product of Sri Lanka. Veronica . [voiceover] Tailing young Miss Kendall was about as hard as following Malibu Barbie to the beach house. Duncan . Careful, Logan. You're exposing your soft underbelly. Logan . My underbelly is rock hard. It can go all night. Keith . I'd love to have underlings and deputies other than my daughter. She's really no good at wrestling the hopped-up meth heads into the back of the car.
Green-Eyed Monster Edit
Veronica . [voiceover] The only way I'd ever make two grand in a week working at the Hut is if they installed a pole. Keith . [to Alicia] You just fulfilled one of the Top 10 male fantasies. Oh yeah, a guy dreams his whole life of a beautiful woman bringing him a sandwich. Veronica . My Dad spend the night at your place? Wallace . Sí. Veronica . He do the A. M. doughnut fake-out run? Wallace . [pulls out paper bag] Want one? Weevil . Yo, Martha. I heard you took a ride downtown behind the 187. So did you flop for the cops or did the local Wapner hook you up with some ankle bling? Veronica . You know the deal, cuz. Every time some kitty cries in this town, one-time tries to put a call on me. Speaking of bling, what's up with the hoops? If I rub your head, do I get three wishes? Weevil . You rub my head, and you might want to make seeing tomorrow your first wish. Weevil . Look, should I be expecting a visit from Lamb? If I know I'm being brought in, I'll put on my good underwear, you know? Veronica . You should really do that anyway.
Blast from the Past Edit
Mr. Wu . Homecoming season is upon us. Veronica . Much like the plague. Veronica . It sounds like you don't need a photographer from the "Neptune Navigator" who knows how to shoot your good side. Keith . I got nothing but good sides, baby. Veronica . It's weird that you live here. I don't want you going all 'Howard Hughes-y' on me. Duncan . I am not a shut-in. These nails? Neatly trimmed. Though, now that you mention it, I have started bottling my own urine. Veronica . Ew. Veronica . [to Duncan] You're here for your looks. Why don't you leave the heavy thinking to me, sugarpants? Now go make yourself pretty. Veronica . [answers phone] Chesty LaRue. Hey, Duncan. I'm fine. I'm slathering up my boobs as we speak.
Rat Saw God Edit
Dick . Dude. My stepmom? Logan . I am a total piece of crap. Dick . Better you than the cable guy, I guess. And I'd be lying to say if I've never perved on your mom while she was prancin' around the pool in that hardly there bikini of hers. Logan . Estupendo. Asi que. no hard feelings? Dick . No, she gave me a few. Sacks . Sheriff would like to have a word with you. Logan . And I'd like to be the cream filling of an Olsen twins sandwich, but. Sacks . Will you come with me, please? Logan . If I'm under arrest, then do me the courtesy of making it all official like. [Sacks cuffs Logan.] Now that's more like it. Sacks . You're under arrest for the murder of Felix Toombs. Logan . Ooh, I am having the weirdest déjà vu. [Logan is picked out of a police lineup.] Officer . Number four, step forward. Logan . Oh wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side. Logan . So, my tax dollars at work. ¿Dónde estabas? Getting thirds at the Crazy Girls lunch buffet? Cliff . Actually, they discontinued the buffet. Some health code thing. Okay, my name is Cliff, I'll be your 'if-you-cannot-afford-an-attorney' attorney. Asi que. What are you trying to prove? Logan . Um. my innocence? Cliff . No. I mean with this 'poor little rich boy' stunt. Having me represent you doesn't make you look innocent. It makes you look like an arrogant jackass. If the witness' story holds, you are going to trial. Logan . Hmm. The guy's lying. Cliff . June 27th: you gave testimony saying that you couldn't remember a thing. Now, he comes forward saying he saw you, bloody knife in hand, ranting like a maniac over a dead body. Logan . And what exactly did I say, huh? Cliff . "The [expletive] [racial expletive] had it [maternal expletive] coming." Logan . [explaining the benefits of an ankle monitor] . And the other sweet thing is that I'm in constant video contact with Martha Stewart, right?
Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner Edit
Veronica . [reciting The Big Lebowski ] I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude. so that's what you call me. either that or uh dudeness, duder, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Duncan . Veronica, you need to stop being The Dude. Veronica . Stoner Bowler doesn't do it for you? Duncan . A little. Only because I like the way your lips pout when you do guy voice. Veronica . These lips? I've had them for years, I can't do a thing with them. Logan . Seriously, though. I was reading 'The Third Wheel: A Beginner's Guide,' and we should come up with, like, some kind of codeword for when you guys are feeling frisky and don't want to be disturbed. Veronica . Like "scram"? Logan . Yo estaba pensando. "awkward." But scram is good. Or "amscray." [Opens the door to see Kendall] You're not my grilled cheese. Kendall . No. [Notices Veronica and Duncan sitting on the couch] iPod girl. With the waxy-eared boyfriend. Mundo pequeño. Veronica . Like this big. [gestures with her thumb and finger] Logan . My codeword will be. "endurance." [Later] Duncan . [kisses Veronica's neck] Weren't we doing something? Veronica . We were making out on the couch and then that happened. [points to the room Logan and Kendall just entered] Keith . Look who got an invite to the Sheriff Department's Fundraiser/Bachelor Auction. Veronica . Please say "Veronica Mars." Keith . Sorry, sweetheart. You can't buy love. Bored wives of the wealthy, however, can. I'm wondering if they'll sell Sheriff Lamb by the pound. Mrs. Hauser . All right, people, pair up. You each have a piece of paper with an STD on it. You have to inform your partner that you have said STD. Veronica . All right, Gia, we can be partners, but no glove, no love. Dick . Yeah, let's get the dried-up divorcée to teach us about sex. Gia . I heard her husband left her for a man. Dick . And now we get bitchy and bitter for a year. Gia . Mrs. Hauser, mine's wrong. Isn't this a flower? Mrs. Hauser . No, Gia. Chlamydia is not a flower. Gia . Well, we have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house. Veronica . Your trellis is a whore. Keith . When you leave a sleepover early, I'm supposed to put a trench coat over my pajamas and come pick you up. Veronica . Lo siento. I drive now. And I'm not 9. Keith . You'll always be 9 to me. Going on 30. [notices smell and starts sniffing Veronica's jacket] Veronica . Whoa, you two need to be alone? Keith . I know we had the smoking talking somewhere between the birds and the bees and the drinking and driving. Veronica . Actually I think it was more of a sentence - "Don't smoke" - and it was between "The Adventures of Pooh" and "Good Night, Moon ." Keith . [holds out jacket] 'Splain.
Ahoy, Mateys! Editar
Logan . Didn't your dad say that the cigar store's a front for drug dealers? I mean, that's gotta be something. Veronica . O no. Sometimes a cigar store is just a cigar store. Logan . Well, I'll remember to be quippy when you're looking at 20 to life. Veronica . Oh, you're being a jackass. It must be an even-numbered day. I do so prefer the odd-numbered days when you're kissing my ass for a favor. Logan . Well, you find out why this plastic surgeon is trying to get me sent away for killing Felix and I will make sure that all even-numbered days are removed from the calendar. Clemmons . Look, I'm just the vice-principal. Anything I say on the subject has to be cleared by the principal, so - Veronica . So you're just a powerless factotum and I should talk to Principal Moorehead? Clemmons . Sí. Exactamente. Veronica . What's this four-week gap here? Mac . Oh, they went on a little sabbatical. Veronica . Do you know why? Mac . I suspect to torture me. Then they came back, and Cap'n Krunk wasn't on anymore and it blew, so I stopped listening. Veronica . The show's still on? Mac . A bastardized subpar version of the show is still on. Veronica . Any way to find out where they're broadcasting from? Mac . Sí. [she doesn't continue and Veronica gives a look] Sorry, I was just seeing how long we could have a conversation with your side only being questions. [Veronica scoffs] We can track the signal. Veronica . I'd be interested to know if you have the capabilities to track said signal. [both laugh] Mac . Look, I'm happy to be the "Q" to your Bond, but crime pays. Technologically assisted mystery solving costs. If you wanna play "Find the Crappy Radio Broadcast," Mama's gonna need a few things from Radio Shack. Marcos . [as "Cap'n Krunk"] The winner of this week's " Cock of the Walk" Countdown - Butters . [as "Imitation Crab"] Don't leave 'em hangin' Cap'n. Marcos . It's Logan Echolls. Butters . That's 40 weeks running. Marcos . Rosemary's Baby: The Teen Years. If I was his mother, I'd kill myself, too. [splash sound effect] Butters . Seriously, Cap'n, you name your daughter Roxie, and it's guaranteed at some point she'll be showing her cans for cash. Marcos . I'm saving up for that very day. Butters . Or get a varsity jacket and four liters of wine cooler and you can see 'em for free! Yeah, Becker's a date rapist, but in his defense, he's hideous and stupid, so meeting girls is hard. Logan . Any news on Nip/Schmuck. Veronica . It's pretty clear, isn't it? Our favorite plastic surgeon, for whatever reason, seems to be owned by the Fighting Fitzpatricks. Logan . Well, as far as I know, I've done nothing to get their Irish up. Veronica . And I'm working on the connections, okay? Logan . If you could exonerate me sometime soon, that'd be great. I really don't want bottom bunk in Fisty McRapesalot's cell. Veronica . If you want a top, I'm sure it's negotiable. Logan . Help me, Mars-Wan Kenobi. you're my only hope.
My Mother, the Fiend Edit
Mrs. Hauser . Since you all had such a raucous good time with venereal diseases, I'm sure you'll be thrilled with phase two of Sex Ed. Ladies and gentlemen. [takes animatronic baby out of box] Welcome to Parenthood. Veronica . So that's where babies come from. Kendall . Hi, baby. What took you so long? [she kisses Logan] Logan . Well, if I had known you were throwing yourself at my roommate, [wipes lips] I'd have raced home. Kendall . I brought a surprise for you. I figured you and Duncan could try it. Maybe if you boys play nice, you could share or. take turns or something. Logan . Duncan's not into that sort of thing, pumpkin. Kendall . No, I'm talking about Dick's Maserati. Trina . Espera un minuto. Are you like, sleeping with my little brother? What is he - 13? Kendall . Thirteen? He wishes. So, is this your much older sister I've heard nothing about? Logan . Oh, yes, where are my manners? Kendall Casablancas, Trina Echolls. Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet. Trina . Hmm. I'm guessing she's the wet one. Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got places to be. Kendall . ¿Dónde? Is there a club where you, Dedee Pfeiffer. Joey Travolta. and Melissa Rivers all meet for drinks? Trina . There is. I don't think you'd like it. It's 21 and over. We're hitting an after party at Chuck E. Cheese though, if you're free. Okay, well, I need him in bed by ten p. m. sharp, he's got school tomorrow. [squeezes Logan's cheeks] Night, all. [exits] Logan . Well, the joke's on her - she came over to borrow my video camera. The girl does love a good exit line. Logan . I hope that tape didn't burn too much when they ripped it off. I hear that can leave some chafing. Weevil . You made the wrong play, dawg. I shouldn't let you live for what you pulled. Logan . What I pulled? Hang on, compadre, let's recap. You blasted a shotgun through my car with me inside. Weevil . That wasn't me. Logan . You torched my house. Then your masked bandidos played Russian roulette with my hand. Okay, my math says that you still owe me. Weevil . I thought you killed Felix. Logan . Well, I didn't. Weevil . Yeah, I pretty much know that now. Logan . Oh, are you waiting for the music to swell before you start the apology? Weevil . We have something in common now. We both need to find out who killed Felix. Logan . So what, we team up? Get matching capes? I ride shotgun in the sidecar? Weevil . Something like that, but not yet. See, I can't let you leave here looking the way you did when you walked in. Not if I don't want to end up some bald guy with tattoos who rides the school bus. Logan . Well, I hope you don't just expect me to stand here and take it. Weevil . Wouldn't be much fun if you did. Logan . So who's going to throw the first - [bell rings, Weevil punches first and they all-out fight] Mac . Pay me in cash, I ask no questions. Just tip me off when you're going public. Beaver . You know, I think that might be illegal. Mac . Todavía. you're admiring my moxie, aren't you? Beaver . Algo como eso. Veronica . The truth is, as a baby, you were left in a Neptune High girl's bathroom on prom night twenty-five years ago. Trina . De ninguna manera. Ashton Kutcher is hiding somewhere, right? Ashton, come out! You can't get me that easy. Veronica . Trina, I'm dead serious. Trina . Bueno. If you're joking, you really can act. You're a natural. Veronica . You were found in a girls' bathroom on prom night. Trina . ¿Qué? So you mean my mother was like, one of those trashy sluts that dumped me in a garbage can? Veronica . I'm. pretty sure Celeste Kane is your mom. Trina . Well, there's worse news you could've given me. They've got billions! Veronica . I suppose they do. Um. I was going to use this audition tape to smoke her out, shame her. I was gonna send this video to all the tabloids. Trina . Oh, you're a rascal, Veronica Mars. Veronica . ¿Estoy? I was thinking I was something else. less flattering. Trina . You know, if we hurry, that tape can make tonight's Entertainment News. Oh, it's the least big Pat can do for me after leaving all those pervy messages on my voicemail.
One Angry Veronica Edit
Duncan . Last spring. before we broke up. Veronica . Okay, stop, I was shown a diagram once. I know how it works. But you knew, and you didn't tell me? Duncan . This has nothing to do with us. Veronica . Oh no. ¿Nada? Your secret illegitimate child gestating in the womb of your comatose ex-girlfriend affects neither you nor me. Lamb . [admiring himself in the mirror after bench pressing] You know, Keith, you really should've done more to push fitness when you were here. Keith . Yeah, I was going to get to that, but the crime-fighting kept getting in the way. Veronica . Oh, hello. Which one are you? Blinky? Humpty? Zorro? Thumper . My name is Thumper. Not that you really care. Veronica . Oh, I care. deeply. I guess you heard about our new cranberry walnut crumb cake. It's true: it's cran-tastic. Keith . [to Veronica] I'm sorry, I was looking for my apartment, but I seem to have stumbled upon some sort of magical winter wonderland instead. Why, perhaps this elf can help me. Veronica . I'm so impressed you fit a pony into my room. Presents, presents, presents!
Donut Run Edit
Logan . Hi-ho. Veronica . What did you say? Logan . Oh, your uniform. Hi-ho. It's off to work you go. Veronica . Guess that makes me Snow White. Logan . You must be on your way up to see Mopey. Veronica . How is he doing, Sleazy? Vinnie Van Lowe . Hey, Veronica! What's the haps? Veronica . Oh, you know. I didn't think there'd be air conditioning, but, other than that, this is pretty much how I pictured Hell. Veronica . I have no idea where he is, and if I did, you would be the. [counting fingers] last person I'd tell. Vinnie . Am I hearing you right? Because you'd tell Osama bin Laden before you tell me? Because back in my day, we had a little thing called patriotism. Logan . ¿Cuál es la palabra? Dick . The one they call Bootsy told me "no" and went on to suggest I perform sexual intercourse upon my own person. Logan . Doesn't he understand? If you could do that, you'd never come to school. Dick . Boy, that's the truth. Lamb . Asi que. The F-B-I. I've thought about it, you know. But big fish, small town has its perks. Still, who knows? I still might apply. Morris . You go to college? Lamb . For a year. Blew out a knee at Southwest Texas playing ball. Morris . Speak a foreign language? Lamb . A little Mexican. Enough to get by. I tell 'em to turn their music down. Morris . Any expertise in computer science, law, physics, chemistry, forensics, mathematics? Lamb . Expertise. Morris . Small town, big fish: You know, I'd ride with that.
Rashard and Wallace Go to White Castle Edit
Veronica . So, the manager's boyfriend just dumped her, and she says this helps with the stress. Wallace . ¿Qué es? Veronica . A German chocolate nut-gasm. Wallace . I don't think that's going to help. Weevil . Where did you guys even meet? Molly . At church. St. Mary's. Weevil . Por supuesto. The only place the micks and the spics ever get together without someone getting punched. Cliff . It's called self-surrender. At the negotiated time - five days hence - Wallace Fennel will turn himself into the Neptune sheriff's department, who will oversee his transfer to the Chicago police. Wallace . What if I'm not there? Cliff . Then they'll issue a warrant, you'll be arrested, probably found guilty, and end up "married" to some enormous murderer named Tiny. My advice? Be punctual. Veronica . Or prove your innocence. Cliff . Or that. Suit yourself. Veronica . And how can I help you, sir? Weevil . I need a favor. Veronica . Ah, a favor - one of our specialties. Weevil . I need you to bug the confessional at St. Mary's church. Veronica . Um. Lo siento. That's not on our menu. Maybe you should try "You're crazy" down the street? Logan . [from the next table over] It's not just for him. Veronica . Isn't this a very odd coincidence? Or, wait - are you guys, like, roomies now and he ate your peanut butter and now you're not speaking? Logan . Funny you should bring up roomies, as I just lost one. I don't suppose you could help me find where Duncan disappeared? Veronica . Ooh, sorry, one favor per customer. Weevil . Uh, yeah, can we stay focused here? 'Cause if we're seen together by the wrong people, that would be bad. Veronica . So, this is sneaking? I've got a pantomine-horse disguise you could use. Do either of you have any experience being a horse's ass? Logan . Yeah, I'm glad my misfortunes amuse you. Logan . Look, Veronica, can you just once save my ass without comment? Veronica . No. Because saving your ass with comment, it just. it works better for me.
Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough Edit
Veronica . Slushies. Get your ice-cold, frozen. sugar water. Logan . You had me at "ice cold." Veronica . What's your poison? Logan . Oh, emotionally unavailable women. [Veronica glares] Let's see, uh. I want something that suits my mood. Veronica . Ooh, I'm sorry, we're all out of liquid evil. Logan . I'll take two of whatever will turn my tongue blue. Veronica . Hot date? Logan . Rain check? A night with the fellas. You know how it is. Weevil . Is it your undying love for me, or just good old-fashioned lust? Veronica . ¿What? Weevil . That kept you from turning me in? Veronica . [pauses] Love. of roller coasters. And hatred of anything that requires me to tie a sweater over my shoulders and be at sea with my classmates. Nothing to do with you. [they both give a small smile to each other] Logan . Oh the rich, how they mock you. [hands Veronica a $50 bill] Veronica . There's a $50 bill? Logan . Had them made special. Dick . I am so good at this game, bro. Logan . Shooting in a clown's mouth. Your future's bright, Dick. Mrs. Hauser . In less than three minutes, Veronica Mars has lost all the senior trip money. Veronica . Is that a record?
Versatile Toppings Edit
Veronica . Why can't the evil just get jobs like the rest of us? Veronica . Jackie and I aren't exactly the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants . She's not what you'd call huggable. Keith . Whereas you warm right up to people? Hmm. Veronica . Hmm Keith . Hmm. Dick . Dude, why are lesbians, like, so pissed off all the time? Let your freak flag fly, ladies! Veronica . How progressive of you, Dick. Dick . Damn, what is it with you? Do you follow me around for fun, or what? Veronica . Would it help if I started making out with my girlfriend in the hall? Dick . ¡Sí! Obviamente. But look, I'll fix your car, whatever. You gotta learn to leave me alone. Veronica . And here I thought we were getting to be pals. Dick . Please. You date Logan, he's nailed for murder. You date Duncan, he's wanted for kidnapping. You get put on Robbie and Hunter's jury, they get sent to Chino. You're like rich-dude Kryptonite. Veronica. This rich dude wants no part of it. Veronica . I need you to get me into a restricted website. Mac . Sure, what's the address? Veronica . No lo sé. Mac . What's it for? Veronica . It's a Neptune High gay chat room. Mac . Veronica, you're not. Veronica . No, I'm just curious. [chuckles] Curious as to what's posted on the website, more accurately. Here we go. Work your funky magic. [beat] And. nada. What's the problem? [Mac stares at Veronica without speaking] . You set it up, didn't you? Jackie . You can ride with me if you want. I realize it's no bus filled with rowdy towel-snapping jocks, but it'll smell better. Veronica . No lo sé. Um. do you have room for my giant foam finger? Jackie . I do, and I can even drop you off around the block if you're worried about being seen together. Veronica . Sí. Please, by all means, protect my reputation.
The Quick and the Wed Edit
Jane . Veronica! Veronica . Hey, party girl. Jane . Necesito tu ayuda. Veronica . Let me guess: the "Pin the Penis on the Fireman" game ended in tears? Logan . So, you want me to come over after school? Hannah . The words out of your mouth are, "come over," but all I hear you saying is, "Let's have sex." Logan . Excuse me? All I heard you say was, "Let's have sex." Cliff . They've set a trial date sixty days from today. Logan . Whatever will I wear? Cliff . The D. A. is offering a one-time deal, a plea bargain. Logan . I'm not interested. Cliff . Usted debería ser. They're talking involuntary manslaughter. That brings your maximum sentence down from eleven years to four. With good behavior - if you could muster some - you'd be out in half that. Logan . [incredulous] Two years? Cliff . Logan, [sighs] let me remind you the prosecution has witnesses. The good kind - eye witnesses. Logan . Cholo lowlives and a lying cokehead plastic surgeon. Cliff . A prominent, well-respected cokehead doctor. And how many jurors you think we can find in Neptune who haven't been exposed to your winning charm in the "Tinseltown Diaries"? Jurors love convicting smug, rich boys - it's a fact. I've asked around - and I hope this isn't news to you, but no one likes you. Logan . Even if I had stabbed Felix, which I didn't, it would've been self defense. I got jumped by a gang. Argue that. Cliff . I plan to, but the doctor didn't see a gang. He saw three bikers, one of them bleeding to death, a knife in your hand. He'll testify that you weren't in peril when you stabbed Felix. Logan . No deal. Cliff . Well, if it helps you decide on your wardrobe, I'll be wearing an "I'm with Stupid" T-shirt. Aaron . [in jail] So. to what do I owe the pleasure? Kendall . I'm here to tempt you, Aaron. Aaron . Well, mission accomplished. Or should I say. ¿con que? Kendall . Huge tracts of land. more action than I can handle. I'm here to offer you a piece. Aaron . So I guess Big Dick still has his fingers in a few pies, huh? Kendall . My husband's got quite a reach. Some are saying that he might be working abroad. [winks] Aaron, how would you like to walk out of here a richer man? Aaron . Ahh! You're cash-strapped. No I get it. I can help. Pero. [imitating Hannibal Lecter ] quid pro quo, Mrs. C. Quid pro quo. F-f-f-f-f-f-f. Kendall . Impressive Hannibal. Well, they told me the glass is bulletproof, but I'm betting I could talk you through it. [unbuttons her top] Kendall . And that is why the Phoenix Land Trust is where you should put your money. Logan . I'm confused. You're talking and your clothes are on. I'm starting to think you really came over here to try and sell me real estate.
The Rapes of Graff Edit
Dean . Okay, so we're gonna play a game called "Two Truths and a Lie." Does everyone have a buddy? [Veronica raises her hand] All alone? Veronica . It's all right. I prefer it. Dean . Mentira. See, that's how the game works. [to group] You have to tell your partner two facts and one lie and they have to guess which one is the lie, all right? [to Veronica] Okay, so go ahead. Veronica . Okay, I'm Veronica. I'm from Neptune. And I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Dean . Oh, how'd that go? Veronica . It was a bit of a letdown. Dean . Hmm. Well, uh, I don't believe that you're from Neptune. Veronica . Wrong. Is that the end? Dean . Um, okay. Well, my name is Dean, I'm from Wheaton, Illinois. My father owns a Ford dealership, and I also shot a man in Reno, but it wasn't to watch him die, it was for, other issues. Veronica . Your father doesn't sell Fords. Dean . That's right, Toyotas. How did you know? Veronica . It's all in the eyes. Dean . All right, well, I guess I'll have to watch out for you next year. Veronica . Oh, I won't be attending. Dean . All right, enough lies. Dick . Dude! So we hanging this weekend or that chick still have your sack locked up in her Easy-Bake Oven. Logan . Actually, I am now a free man. Dick . The way we should be, man. Logan . "We"? What happened to Madison? Dick . [scoffs] Bailed. According to her friend, she met someone more mature. Logan . Where, Legoland? Dick . Pfft. Whatever, man. Maturity is like one of the two most overrated things on the planet. Logan . The other being? Dick . Chicks. Logan . Oh, so this worked out great for you. Dick . Dude, why do you think I'm in such a great mood? Screw it. This weekend, you and me are partying like Ozzy. Cliff . I want to emphasize this should not be construed as coercion. We're just showing you a picture. [shows Lamb a photo of him and Madison] Keith . That's Madison Sinclair, who I believe takes World History with my daughter. Lamb . [looks around, lowers his voice] So, what? This is blackmail? She's 18. That's legal. Keith . Sounds like a swell campaign slogan for the next election. [shows him a "campaign flyer": 18 - It's Legal! Re-Elect Don Lamb ] Wallace . That's Veronica Mars - making friends and influencing people wherever she goes. See, if you come here next year, you've already got enemies. Just feel right at home. Keith . You´re back early. Veronica . Yeah, I ditched the goodbye hugging, can you believe it? Keith . ¿Tú? Miss Hug. So you must be tired. Why don´t you lie in your. [interrupted by knocking] Prostitute . Is Keith here? Veronica . Papá. your hooker's here. Keith . Escort, honey. So why don´t you go to your room and do your. blog or whatever you kids do.
Plan B Edit
Weevil . Necesito tu ayuda. Veronica . Ah, if I had fifty bucks every time someone said that. Weevil . Look, I know it's a drag being you, and. Veronica . No, seriously. I'm gonna need fifty bucks if you expect me to keep listening. Weevil . Well, I'm banking on curiosity getting the better of you. [Veronica hesitates a long time, then stamps her foot.] Veronica . Alright tell me! Damn my curiosity! Logan . So this is staking out, huh? It looks sexier in the movies. Veronica . Did you hear anything from Hannah? Logan . Does deafening silence count? Veronica . You know, I'm not sure, but I think when they start shipping your girlfriends off, you are officially a bad boy. [they high-five each other] Logan . Her dad and your dad should get together and go bowling. Mac . This serves as a preemptive apology for the conversation that's about to take place. Okay, and. Beaver and I occasionally, you know, make out. Veronica . I made out once, back in the day. I think he had me pinned up against a woolly mammoth. Mac . So, not that I'm an expert in this stuff, but four months, typical high school boy - there should be some. under-the-bra action, no? Veronica . Let me consult my 'Idiot's Guide to Wanton Behavior': basically, you're asking me because I'm the sluttiest person you know? Mac . Um, "slutty" is your word choice. Mine was "worldly." Veronica . So four months and nada? Mac . Hand holding, kissing. Veronica . Tongue? Mac . Some tongue. Veronica . Ass grabbing? Mac . Helped me brush the dog hair off my pants once. Lamb . Still picking winners, huh, Veronica? Veronica . I told you, when I start picking losers, it's all you. Weevil . You know, an 09er could come in here with tea leaves and a Ouija board and they'd send out a SWAT team. It's time for plan B. Veronica . Not just yet, Dirty Harry. Weevil . In case you haven't noticed, I ain't no mick cop. Veronica . Uh, okay. Dirty Sanchez.
I Am God Edit
Keith . Did you watch House of Wax again? You know that Hilton girl gives you nightmares. [Veronica walks up behind Logan and knees him in the back of his leg.] Veronica . Yep, I have no idea what compelled me to do that. Logan . Is it because you're five? Veronica . I'm a little punchy. I haven't been sleeping. Logan . Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself. Veronica . Remind me: why did we break up? Logan . Well, you thought the other guy had greener grass. Or was it something about me being too much man? No, wait. It was you - you were too much man. Logan . Mr. Wu must really like his egg-drop soup. Dick . Uh, does this assignment come with [Chinese accent] pot stick ah . Mr. Wu . Students! This experiment is a major test grade. For some of you, [looking at Dick] it means passing this class or not. Dick . [to Logan] Dude, is Mr. Wu hitting on me? Mr. Wu . Okay, people, that does it. I'm assigning your partners alphabetically. Dick, I think it's a bad idea for you and Mr. Echolls to be working together. Dick . So bad, it's good? Mr. Wu . No. Dick . [to Logan] God, I don't know how I'm gonna quit you. Shh! It's not me, it's Wu. Veronica . Peter was gearing up for what he called the "outing of all outings." I was wondering if he was pulling his favorite teacher out of the closet. Mr. Wu . [sighs] Veronica, I think when you get out in the world a little more, you'll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just. Asian.
Nevermind the Buttocks Edit
Veronica . Mac Attack, what's the haps? Mac . I got mugged. By my own principal. They took my cell-phone interceptor and apparently plan on keeping it until the end of the year. What happened to "end of the day"? Why wasn't that working? Veronica . Everyone still kept bringing in their cell-phone interceptors? Mac . Is there any chance you can get it back for me? I borrowed it from a buddy at Radio Shack because, apparently, I've become a psycho ex-girlfriend and I wanted to listen to Beaver's cell phone calls. [Veronica is silent] You're judging me. Veronica . Nope. I'm judging myself. Why don't I have a cell phone interceptor? Mac . Please, respect the business model, Veronica. I do the gadgets. You do the actual espionage. [Veronica knocks three times, each punctuated by a brief silence.] Butters . That was your secret knock? Veronica . The genius is its simplicity. Butters . We have exactly eleven minutes before my dad gets back. The box is under there. Mac . Wow, Butters, this is - this is way cool of you. Butters . Just so you know, I'm an excellent dancer, so, don't worry about that. Mac . [confused] Oh. bueno. I'll try not to. Butters . Well, I don't have to dance, though. I enjoy it, but I also enjoy a good conversation. Veronica . ¡Mira! Fake vomit - courtesy of locker 213. And whoever is in locker 792 is sans one "Smell it, Bitch" T-shirt. Butters . So, Mac, what color dress are you wearing? Mac . I'm actually wearing pants. Butters . [laughs] I just don't want the corsage to be, like, blue, and your dress is red and you think I'm an idiot. Mac . Veronica? Veronica . [holds up a book with a tag attached that reads '#333'] Do you mind if I give this Anarchist Cookbook back to Weevil? Butters . You know his locker number? Veronica . Who else would brag about meeting Satan halfway? Keith . Can you think of any reason Logan would have got three calls from Kendall on the day of the crash? Veronica . [sighs] Well, let's see. I believe the Latin term is coitus sordidus . Keith . They were sleeping together? [Veronica nods] That was weeks before Kendall's husband fled the country. Veronica . Logan may be a little fuzzy on the commandments. Veronica . You here to confess? Is that your tail I see between your legs? Weevil . No. But I can see how you might get confused.
Look Who's Stalking Edit
[Veronica sees Wallace and Jackie kissing against her locker. She pushes them aside.] Veronica . Please, get a room. En Australia. Wallace . Hey, we're practicing for the prom. Veronica . What debutante bit you and turned you into prom zombie? Jackie . [waves] We just gave in, the whole nine yards - the ridiculous dress, the tux, lobster dinner, and limo. I mean, it happens once. Why not go all out? Mac . Because no one sold you as an indentured servant to Butters. Veronica . Mac, I didn't think he'd actually - Mac . He's picking me up in a Hummer limousine, we're having dinner on a replica pirate ship, and I suspect he's hired a zeppelin for the ride home. I'm going to fill my pockets with rocks, get a good grip on your ankle, and I'm going to jump off the top of - Clemmons . [over loudspeaker] Attention students: due to a significant number of alcohol related violations on the senior trip, this year's prom has been cancelled. Eso es todo. Mac . ¡Sí! Prayer works! Veronica . Cameras are on the roof, so if this guy followed you here, we should be able to spot him. Gia . Wow, how Mission Impossible. I feel like at any moment, Tom Cruise is going to dangle from the ceiling on cables. Veronica . Estupendo. Now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me. Veronica . Okay, I have news. The senior memories once thought lost forever can, in fact, be generated after all, albeit in a slightly degraded form. The rich kids are throwing a private replacement prom. Wallace . Damn, they just privatizing everything these days. Jackie . [looking at invitation] Alterna-Prom? Hmm, formal attire. Wallace . That's what I'm talking about. Veronica . Please don't give us the tux speech again. Wallace . ¿Qué? You mean how, when I put on a tux, I make James Bond look like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel. Logan . Who are you taking to the Alterna-Prom? Dick . Well, I considered a lot of chicks, but finally, I figured I'd just go stag. I mean, it's not the prom. It's the Alterna-Prom. Why narrow my options? Logan . Shot down, huh? Dick . It's like a conspiracy. Logan . It's a good thing we're graduating. Sounds like you've hit that point where every girl in school knows you. Dick . Bring on the sorority girls! Logan: I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Veronica: Epic how? Logan: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, blood shed. Epic. But summer's almost here, and we won't see each other at all. And then you leave town. and then it's over. Veronica: Logan. Logan: I'm sorry about last summer. You know, if I could do it over. Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives? Blood shed? You really think a relationship should be that hard? Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.
Happy Go Lucky Edit
Keith . When you get your chance to testify, it's important you keep yourself in check, okay? Aaron's lawyer is gonna use everything in his bag of tricks to rile you. Veronica . Ah, but here's the thing - I'm "unrileable." Easygoing Veronica Mars: that's what the kids at school call me. Keith . You sure you don't want to go over your testimony with the lawyers again? Veronica . You know what I want, more than anything in the world? I want to be there, in court, watching Aaron at the moment the jury reads the verdict. I want to see that smirk wiped from his face. I want to see his expression at the exact moment he realizes he'll never be a free man again. Keith . "Easygoing Veronica Mars," huh? [kisses her forehead] You know how fat men are sometimes called "Tiny"? Veronica . Do you know how long I've wanted to go to Stanford? Wallace . Since middle school. Veronica . Elementary, my dear Wallace. [Wallace and Jackie chuckle.] Veronica . Do you have any idea how long I've waited to say that? Keith . I'm thinking about getting you some sort of. giant hamster ball, so you can roll everywhere in this protective sphere. Veronica . It'd just draw attention to me. Nobody likes a blonde in a hamster ball. Wallace . You better enjoy this, 'cause this is as nostalgic as I get. I just wanted to say, it was worth getting taped to a pole. I'm gonna miss you. Veronica . And my stupid ass face. Wallace . [walking away] This conversation never happened. Veronica . Sure it did. Weevil . This is pointless. Beaver . [sighs] Okay, look, so you know quadratic equations. ¿derecho? Weevil . Do I look like someone who knows quadratic equations, huh? Beaver . I'm just trying to see what you already know. Weevil . Zero! You want your car fixed? Teach me. Beaver . Okay, okay. All right, look, so this equation right here, what do you think we should do first? Weevil . Am I a five-year-old girl, huh? Lay it out for me, dawg, c'mon! Make me understand. Beaver . Okay, okay! Okay, so let's say that you and your buddy wanna buy a 12-pack of a certain item, say, like, uh, spark plugs for "X" dollars, and you wanna find out how many of another item, like, um, I dunno, like oil, that you can get for the same amount. Except oil is "Y" times as much - Weevil . If this is your idea of terms I'll understand, I'm going to kill you. Or myself. It's a toss-up. Screw it, man. I'll just cheat. Beaver . No, look. but what about my car? Weevil . You know power buffers, right? Well, let's say your door panel is a summer home, right, and you need to clear out the south lawn to make a tennis court, so - Mac . [from next table over] F-O-I-L. That's all it is. First, Outside, Inside, Last. All algebra - it's just the formula. Weevil . Now can you teach me that? Mac . You'll still fix his car? Weevil . That's the deal. Mac . Okay, say you and your buddy buy a 12-pack of spark plugs. [Weevil glares] I'm just kidding.
Not Pictured Edit
Veronica . [voiceover] So this is how it is. The innocent suffer, the guilty go free, and truth and fiction are pretty much interchangeable. There is neither a Santa Claus, nor an Easter Bunny, and there no angels watching over us. Things just happen for no reason, and nothing makes any sense. Keith . I'm on a flight to Reno leaving an hour after graduation. Veronica . I don't know if I like the idea of you running around a place full of armed, drunk businessmen. Keith . That's why I rarely go to Texas. Clemmons . I can't decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone. Anything I should know in case I get another one like you someday? Veronica . Don't keep all your passwords taped on the bottom of your stapler. And stay cool, Mr. C. Veronica . Where's your brother? Dick . I think he took Ghost World up to his room. They're probably up there makin' love. Or playing Dungeons and Dragons. Or both, at the same time. They're both, like, 12th-level dorks. Just sayin'. Beaver: [after blowing up the plane] I know this might be a [snickers] bad time to ask for a favor. How would you feel, now that you have nothing left to live for, about just rolling yourself off? It's just, I really don't want your DNA all over my shirt.
Season 3 Edit
Welcome Wagon Edit
Veronica . [imitating Clint Eastwood] You a bounty hunter, boy? Logan . I really shouldn't have pushed for the Clint Eastwood marathon. Now I've ruined you. I didn't think it was possible to make you more butch. Stupid, stupid Logan. Well, wanna feel like a man, walk me to class? Veronica . [normal voice] Carry your books? Logan . Por qué no? [they start walking to class] Guess who I saw on campus today? Veronica . Some girl going wild? As I understand it, it happens all the time in college. I'm on the verge of it right now. Logan . No, Dick, my BFF. Veronica . I thought he was crashing with his dad in the Caymans. Logan . Well, he's back. Veronica . Did you guys talk? Logan . Yeah, but it was brief - shouted his name, flipped me off: the bonds of friendship. Keith . Vinnie. What brings you to the good part of the wrong side of the tracks? Vinnie . Dollar signs, mi amigo. The almighty buck. I got a case that requires a little double-detective duty. Lucky Pierre owns a jewelry store and suspects that he's got an embezzler. What do you say, huh? [holds out fist] Wonder Twin powers, activate. Wallace . Took this side. Hope that's cool. Piz . Yeah, no sweat. I rarely wear clothes indoors. Hope that's cool. Wallace . [chuckles, then stops abruptly] That's not cool at all. Veronica . [to Logan after sex] Woof! You should seriously consider going pro in that. Rat boy . We saw you get ripped off. Veronica . You're twelve. What were you doing up at Hearst? Ferret boy . Checking out the college girls laying out. Some of them go topless. Wallace . Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up right there, son. Tell us exactly where this sunbathing goes on. Ferret boy . South quad, where that statue is. Veronica . What are you saying you saw? Piz . Is it the Randolph Hearst statue, or the amorphous blobby thing?
My Big Fat Greek Rush Week Edit
Mac . [sighs] I have "There's Got to Be a Morning After" stuck in my head. If I start singing, kill me. Veronica . [reading invitation] "Tasteful" floral dresses? All my florals are trampy. Seriously, I don't have a thing with a flower that's not in the tube top or hot pant family. Veronica . [voiceover] I guess "dress to impress" meant "dress like your favorite Pussycat Doll ." Veronica . [voiceover] The best way to keep a guy at least ten feet away? Dry heave. Vomit is the new mace. Keith . 'Sup? Veronica . I'm not acknowledging that.
Witchita Linebacker Edit
Veronica . [about two girls] New friends? Logan . Yeah, from weightlifting class. Veronica . ¡Derecha! The only class you never miss. So, what - you guys, like, spot each other doing squat thrusts and stuff? Logan . And have group sex in the showers. [Veronica scoffs] What is this, jealous? Veronica . Oh, jealous would involve piano wire. Logan . Oh. So what was that? Veronica . That was mild annoyance at the fact that two gym buddies invite you to a party and you're there already, but whenever I want to do something interesting, you're busy. Logan . You mean "interesting" like some fossil wheezing through a novel? Veronica . First, Martin Amis isn't a fossil, and second, yes, it's college. We're supposed to expand our horizons past video games and binge drinking. Logan . My horizons go slightly beyond that. Veronica . Estupendo. So, how about tonight we check out the art-major group show? Logan . I'm busy? [she sighs] No, really, I have a class till ten, but if you come by afterwards, we could write on ourselves. Get real, uh. political. Veronica . That's what a girl wants to hear: "Darling, do all the weird crap you like, just don't be late for the booty call." Weevil . [to boss] Guess I'll wash some spoiled bitch's graduation gift from daddy, huh? Veronica . I'm not spoiled, and uh, technically, it wasn't for graduation. Weevil . What about the bitch part? Veronica . That depends on who you ask. How are you, Weevil? I haven't seen you. Weevil . Since that awkward arrested-for-murder incident? ¡Sí! Recuerdo. Veronica . You plea bargained down to assault? Weevil . And now I'm working at the car wash. Which, as it turns out, is not as fun as the song might sound. Veronica . I bet you'd be pretty psyched if I found someone who could help. Keith . My level of psyched would depend on the someone. Veronica . Eli Navarro. ¿Recuerda? Keith . You mean Weevil? Oh, Veronica, please. Veronica . Dad, I'm serious. Keith . Oh, I don't know, all those times I arrested him, he never struck me as great secretary material. Didn't he get busted for murder? Veronica . Assault. Keith . See, so he's not even a very good murderer. Logan . While I appreciate the interest, Big Brother, I hope - Veronica . Wow, a 1984 reference. Did you read that in weightlifting? Logan . You know, your dad was half right. You have a thing for bad boys, but you don't want to reform them. You just get off on judging them. Veronica . Which reminds me: can I borrow your copy of 101 Brooding Comments . Logan . I only have the Cliff Notes. Look, I've got to run, so to save you the trouble, I'm surfing in Mexico with Dick and Mercer this weekend. I'll fax you the coordinates so you don't incur any more cell-tracking charges, and I'll keep a journal of my bad thoughts in case you want to stick my face in a cage of rats when we get back. Sorry, 1984 is the only book I read. Logan . Is this the help desk? 'Cause I need a little help. Veronica . Let me guess: you have this pathologically suspicious girlfriend and you hope maybe there's a guidebook? Logan . No, it's more like, uh. what's beyond pathological?
Charlie Don't Surf Edit
Veronica . This is a bad idea. Keith . No, it's not. Veronica . You only think it's not because you came up with it. Keith . Ergo, how could it be bad? Math, sweetie. Me + idea = good. Logan . You were expecting Sidney Poitier. Veronica . No jokes. No innuendos, no quips. Don't even think of alluding to having seen me naked or having touched any part of my body that does not have fingers. Logan . Can I mention that my eyes adored you? Entiendo. No calling you Bobcat, no talk of milky thighs. Veronica . Go home. Logan . Veronica. No te preocupes. I wont say anything bad. Veronica . Dick, why are you here? Dick . You saw that article about the Pi Sig house, right? That girl Claire gets raped after one of our parties, and suddenly, school's all in a bunch. There's like this hearing scheduled to try to get us kicked off campus, and that's where you come in. Veronica . I get to do the kickin'? Dick . You get to be the spy who loves me. The guys were really impressed with how you cleared the frat of the rape last year. Veronica . Were they? That means so little. Dick . They knew we had, like, this connection. So, they sent me here to hire you. We need you to do your Veronica thing and prove it's a pack of lies. Veronica . Is it? A pack of lies? Dick . We're a frat. Why rape the cow when you're swimming in free milk? Veronica . [voiceover] When entering a frat house full of accused rapists, the pant suit is a solid wardrobe choice. It's fashion's way of saying, "Move along. Nothing to see here." [Veronica encounters the Pi Sig frat approaching in a group.] Veronica . Hello, Chip… Dick… faceless Star Trek crew members …
President Evil Edit
Weevil . Any big Halloween plans? Veronica . Oh, you know, the usual: slapping on my sexy nurse duds and rolling tweeners for their chocolate. Lamb . Well, well, what do we have here? An illegal gambling establishment. Underaged drinking. [sees Logan and Veronica hugging] Public displays of affection. [shivers] It's like Sodom and Gomorrah in here. Veronica . Where's Lilly's necklace? Weevil . Someone left a bracelet in my bed last week. Or wait, was it a hoop earring. Veronica . I'm not playing with you. Weevil . Don't you get it? I have no idea what you're talking about. Veronica . Oh, you don't, huh? Let me spell it out: I tell you about a working on-campus casino. Six hours later, it's held up by a guy, your size, wearing a mask, who happens to be covered in a thin film of drywall dust and the stench of Drakkar cologne. Weevil . My cologne stinks? So, all this play I've been getting is from pure sex appeal? Veronica . You just told my classmates that your old life of crime was calling. You just asked me about Lilly's necklace. Weevil . I can't believe you'd think I'd do that - to you - after all we've been through. Veronica . After all we've been through, can you really blame me? Lamb . [to Logan] Hey, good-looking, we'll be back to pick you up later! Veronica . [voice over] Hello, square one, nice to see you again.
Hi, Infidelity Edit
Veronica . Did you just make a Jane Austen reference? It's official, the end of days are upon us. Veronica . [knocks] Wallace? Wallace . Not here. Veronica . And you would be? Wallace . Evil Wallace. And I know Veronica Mars doesn't hang with the evil and morally bankrupt. Tim Foyle . You think it's me? You think I'm trying to get you out of Landry's class because I don't like you? Veronica . Wait, you don't like me? Logan . It's Mercer. Lamb just arrested him for the rapes on campus. He didn't do it. You have to help. Veronica . How do you know he didn't do it? Logan . Cause I was with him the night of the rape this summer. Veronica . ¿Dónde? Doing what? Logan . I can't tell you OK? But you have to trust me. He's innocent. Veronica . You're going on a date with a married woman. Keith . It's not a date. We saw a movie, had a drink, and talked. Veronica . Which is a date.
Of Vice and Men Edit
Veronica . [voiceover] The man who would be my mentor. Mr. Popular. Just another on the list of men who disappoint. Veronica . Maybe I don't want to know what you were up to. Logan . When have you ever not wanted to know anything? Veronica . Care to share what you two free-spirited lads were up to? I'll give you a hint: it was squalid. Mercer . Logan has good reason to keep that to himself. But you shouldn't worry; he's a solid guy. I mean, I'd want him to be my boyfriend, if I swung that way. Veronica . Give it time, you just got here. Veronica . Look Dad, do what you gotta do, okay? I've seen too much working here to ever be surprised again. Keith . I know you, Veronica. You're not that jaded. Veronica . I didn't used to be. I had this one shining example that gave me some faith. Veronica . [voiceover] So what would Stan Marsh say in a situation like this? I think we all learned a valuable lesson about faith. You give it to the people you love. But the people who really deserve it are the ones who come through, even when you don't love them enough.
Lord of the Pi's Edit
Veronica . I'm off to steal the souls of the rich with my evil image capturing device. Keith . Que te diviertas. Logan . Why can't you for once just leave things alone? Veronica . Okay, now you're starting to piss me off. Logan . [yelling] Frankly, Veronica, so what? You're not invincible, and you're not always right. Keith . ¡Oye! You might want to stop yelling at my daughter. Logan . ¿Sí? You might want to start. Dick . So, not only did Chip get Kojak'd, someone put a Roman numeral on one of those little plastic Easter eggs, and stuck it in his… where-the-sun-don't-shine place. And you know where that is. Veronica . Worst. Easter Egg Hunt. Nunca. Veronica . Side question: what do you know about Patrice Petrelli? Hallie . ¡Dios! What's with all the questions . What's next — do you wanna know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman. Veronica . Dustin's brother? Veronica . That's all sweet and great, but it doesn't really work that way. It's not like this is all some new facet of my personality. You know who I am. You know what I do. Logan . ¿Y? Veronica . And this isn't gonna change. And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work. Logan . And you know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. [she looks at him dumbfounded] And even right now as you're thinking, "Crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you Veronica. te quiero. [after no response] Do you love me? Veronica . Sí. Logan . Then can we try to go a little easier on each other? Veronica . Sí. I think that's a good idea. Logan . [hugs her] So are we okay? Veronica . Yeah, we're okay.
Spit & Eggs Edit
[Dick moons the women activists' float as they celebrate the fall of the Greek system.] Veronica . Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate. Logan . Well, he's a master debater. Veronica . ¿Algo mal? Logan . I can't do this anymore, Veronica. [Veronica looks at him in confusion] You know, I've been thinking. this isn't working. And I don't think I quite measure up to the person you want me to be and. I just can't take feeling like a disappointment anymore. Veronica . Logan, I don't. Logan . [interrupts her] Wait, let me get this out okay? The other thing. you told me you weren't built to let people help you. Veronica . That's not exactly what I said. Logan . It's close. ¿Y sabes qué? I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. [Veronica nods] And I think we have a choice. I think we can take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now. or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now. [They both start to tear up] But I'm always here. if you need anything. [kisses her on the forehead] But you never need anything. Veronica . Howdy, boys. Anyone up for going to a Pi Sig blowout? [Wallace and Piz look unimpressed] Beer and ladies and music. and other stuff guys like, I'm sure? Fast cars, loose slots, electronic gadgetry? Televised sports? Pornography? ¿Nada? None of this grabs you? Piz . We were already planning on going. Wallace . I think everybody at Hearst is gonna be there. Veronica . Increíble. Then you can help me out. Wallace . Suddenly, it sounds like a lot less fun. Mac . Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the stone age, fifty keg bacchanalia? Veronica . Sounds like fun, right? Mac . Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top. Veronica . Please, Mac. I could really use the help. [goes down on her knees, begging] Mac . Resistance is futile. Mercer . Unicorns? De Verdad? Well, we'll definitely be needing some mood music. You know, techno has a bad reputation, but I think it's undeserved. Groan if you disagree. Bueno. We're on the same page. It's unfortunate that when you wake up, all you'll know is that your hair is gone. because it's gonna be good. I'd wager your best ever. And it's a me thing, I'm sorry to say. I. have no patience. I mean, if I'd met you in a bar or at a party, I would have had you back here and on your back in an hour. But that's an hour of my life I would have never had back, an hour of listening to you talk about unicorns and your high-school boyfriend and how you hate the taste of beer. I'm just taking what you would have happily given. I mean, that's hardly a crime.
Show Me the Monkey Edit
[Mac arrives with two people in white lab coats.] Veronica . Mac! And the people coming to take me away. [The trio mentions the missing monkey and lab rats.] Veronica . Monkey? Mac . As in "touch my". [Talking about relationships] Veronica . Like why bother with something that's not good, cause if it's not good - Piz . It's bad. Exactamente. But these guys were like, 'as long as she's got a pair of-' [makes a motion for breasts and Veronica gives him a look] You know, it was indelicate. Veronica . What's indelicate about shoes? Piz . [laughs] But I figure, you know I know what I like. Why waste my time? Veronica . Like why bother with something that's not good, just because it's something? Piz . Especially when you know the difference. Which not many people do. I mean, do you? Veronica . I - I think I do. Piz . You see I think it's like 90% of life, just knowing the difference.
Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves Edit
Lamb . Always looking for a crime where there isn't one. Think you need a new hobby, Keith. Keith . Oh, no lo sé. I find solving an investigation very relaxing. You should give it a try some time. Veronica . Brian and Fred, as demented as this sounds, thought you'd have more confidence with girls if you. lost your virginity. Max . I'm gonna go kill my friends now, so, if you could just leave me a bill. Max . Can you still find her? Veronica . Um. sí. But she'll still be a prostitute. Max . I'm not stupid, Veronica, okay? We had something, I know it. There are some things you can't fake. Veronica . And there are some things women are universally known for faking, and this girl is a professional. Max . When I dropped her off at the airport, she had tears in her eyes. Veronica . Are you sure she wasn't thinking of the cab fare back? [Veronica does an online search for Max's hooker based on his nerdy friends' description.] Veronica . It's like a Zagat guide for hookers. How did people find sex before there was an Internet? Veronica . I just want to get to a place with you where we can be really. intimate. Logan . That's what the female praying mantis says before she bites the male's head off.
There's Got to Be a Morning After Pill Edit
Logan . Jeans, bold choice. Hope the maitre'd is fashion forward. Veronica . Did you and Madison have sex over winter break? [Logan looks at Veronica and doesn't respond] Veronica . I asked you point blank-- Logan . And I lied. Point blank. It wasn't information that you had a right to know. I knew you wouldn't be able to deal with the Madison thing. Veronica . Which 'thing' are you talking about? The 'she roofied me thing' or the thing 'when I stumbled to my car in the morning wondering where my virginity was and she had written slut on my windshield'? Was that what you thought I couldn't deal with? I am so genuinely sick right now. If I could've eaten anything today I'd be throwing up all over your floor. Logan . We were broken up at the time. Veronica . You know how I feel about her . There is no way that at some point while it was happening you weren't thinking about how much I'd hate you being with her. Logan . It wasn't like that. Veronica . ¿No? Do you want another variation cause I have a million sickening scenarios running on a loop right now. Logan . I wasn't trying to hurt you. Veronica . Oh no. De Verdad? Imagine if you tried. Logan . What do you want me to do? ¿Que puedo hacer? Veronica . Make it not true. Get it out of my head and never let me think about it again. Cause unless you can do that, this is something I'm never getting past. Veronica . I can't believe these people. They sit up in a building with their telephoto lens and take pictures of people in their most private, personal moments. That's disgusting. Keith . Ah, honey, that's how we pay the rent. Rev. Capistrano . Try to be forgiving. It’s the only way. Anger will tear you down. It'll make you less of the person that you want to be. And it will tear apart your soul. The Bible teaches us that he who is slow to anger is better than the mighty, and he who rules his spirit can capture a city. He who is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who is quick-tempered exalts folly.
Postgame Mortem Edit
Note from Keith . "If you've eaten any of this breakfast, you now owe me. Invoices have to go out today. See you at the office." Veronica . And I always fall for it. Dick . So, in other news, I met this girl a couple weeks ago at a party. Hot! Like, volcanic hot. Like, I might have to use an oven mitt to feel her up. Blink if you understand. She's coming here tonight, and she's bringing her sister, who, I might add, she described as practically her twin. By the way, I did a little research on pathetic sad sackery, and "hot sister" is the recommended treatment. Logan . No, gracias. Dick . ¿Estás seguro? We're thinking about going to the swim team's beach blanket blow-out. You can wear your t-shirt that says, "I'd rather be home crying." Dick . Dude, you're not helping. Logan . Estoy al tanto. Dick . I live here, too, you know. Esta es mi casa. People walk in, they don't think, "this little clean area is Dick's, and the hidden bottles of urine are Logan's." They think " Silence of the Lambs basement," and their desire to get naked near me takes a nose dive. You're lucky you're rich. This would be completely disgusting. Veronica . Hey, Weevil, I'm trying to have a word with whoever's running the PCHers these days, and I was hoping you might be able to hook me up. Weevil . Sure thing. Let me just call my parole officer and give him a heads-up I'll be cavorting with known criminals. Weevil . No sé qué decir. Gang kids are usually quite punctual. Veronica . It's all right. Part of me actually hopes they don't show. Weevil . Veronica Mars, scared of a few bikers? Not even a quarter college-educated and already you're square as — Veronica . It's not the bikers, per se. It's more what they represent. Weevil . I rest my case. Veronica . If they show, they probably didn't do it, which would look not so good for Josh. If they don't show, there's a good chance they did it. Weevil . Maybe they're here to confess.
Mars, Bars Edit
Keith . I need to see the sheriff. Deputy Sachs . I don't know, Keith. He looks kind of busy. Keith . Well, that's something I gotta see. Veronica . Actually, that’s just why I’m in jail: To avoid Valentines Day. Cliff . Who wants out of jail? Veronica . I do! I do! Sheriff Lamb . I know you from somewhere. Wallace . Yeah, you told me to go see the Wizard and ask him for some guts. Sheriff Lamb . Well, did you? Wallace . Sí. [smirks] He said to let you know that you're the only sheriff in America that he considers a true Friend of Dorothy. Keith . Miel. why is there a pistol in the freezer? Veronica . Because there's this guy, see, and I want to put him on ice. Because revenge is a dish best served cold. Because I want to commit murder in the 28th degree? Keith . Detener.
Papa's Cabin Edit
[In the cafeteria, Veronica looks bemused as Wallace reports on Logan and Parker's lunchtime tête-à-tête .] Wallace . ¿Qué? Veronica . I'm just trying to figure out which Gilmore girl you are. Veronica . If you're wondering where I am, I'm hanging out outside a convenience store, eating corn nuts and watching strippers. Keith . Are you doing drugs? Veronica . No. Keith . Bueno. [Veronica finds Tim checking a computer with gloved hands.] Veronica . Nice gloves. You heading to the parlor to strangle Colonel Mustard after this? Tim: . We're breaking and entering. I can't leave prints. Veronica . Use your sleeve! It's less creepy. Logan . Mars! Veronica . We're on a last name basis now? We've skipped right over androgynous nicknames. Logan . I tried calling you "Chuckles", but it didn't stick. Veronica . Man, you get everyone to confess. Keith . I think it's the uniform. Do you have anything to confess? Veronica . Sí. You embarrass me.
Un-American Graffiti Edit
Veronica . 8 a. m. - shouldn’t you be in a wet suit somewhere? Logan . Early Poli. Sci. Veronica: And you’re actually going? Logan: Yeah, I even bought this amazing pen that accents text in neon colors. Veronica: Ah, a highlighter. Logan: Lots of advancements since the last time I buckled down. Logan: What about you? Veronica: "Violence in early adolescence." Logan: Need me to autograph your textbook? Veronica: Thanks, but. Logan: Hey, by the way, I am throwing I birthday party for Parker this weekend. I’ve been studying up too. I watched My Super Sweet Sixteen. That reminds me, do you know where I can get about a dozen eunuchs? Veronica: Not offhand, but I could make some calls. Keith . Hello, Stosh. What do you say we head out, have a few beers? Piz . That's one of those trick questions, isn't it? Keith: I got some new IDs for you. Wallace. [hands Wallace and Piz their new IDs] Piz: This picture is Jon Bon Jovi. Keith: Yes. Es. Wallace . Biggie Smalls? We don't really all look alike, Mr. Mars. Keith: I know that, Wallace. Now, let's go out and get our drink on. Veronica . Nothing says "I'm over you" like dating down. [Max and Mac are laughing and hitting it off] Max: Okay, seriously, did my friends hire you?
Debasement Tapes Edit
Veronica . Asi que. Piz didn't say anything about the whole party. thing? Wallace . Like how you two made out in the hall and then you took off? ¿Por qué? Is he calling you all the time? Veronica . He called once. The day after. Pero. how would you interpret his mood? Wallace . You want me to have this talk? Am I a twelve year old girl? Veronica . No. but you're drinking Fresca and watching Joan Crawford movies. Mac . Is the eggplant good? Spaghetti Server . Está bien. Mac . How about that stuff? Spaghetti Server . It's good. Mac . It's probably horrible for you, right? I'll stay with the eggplant. No, wait - what do you think? [pause] I need to see a psychiatrist. Veronica . I was thinking more an English professor. What we're dealing with her is an absurd level of symbolism. [to server] Two lasagnas. Spaghetti Server . Bueno. Mac . Symbolism? Veronica . I mean, the Bronson Parmigiana is good for me, but, ooh! The Maxuccine looks awfully tempting. Mac . It's not my fault Max won't stop calling. Like you should talk. Veronica . ¿Yo? I'm not ordering good boy while wishing I ordered bad boy. Mac . No, you gave up bad boy, but keep asking for samples of good boy. Veronica . No, I - wait, what? Mac . Okay, if Logan is the fettucine. [cellphone rings] Veronica . It's the eggplant. Mac . And his role in this enterprise? Dick . Consultor. I'm an ass expert. Logan . Yes, except for the expert part. Dick . I'm an ass? Who would you ask for advice about lions, a lion or a gerbil? Gerbil, you say? No, you would ask a lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions. Asi que. Bueno. I don't see how you hope to launch a website about hot asses without me, but fine. It's Friday night. If I walk long enough in a straight line, I'll hit a party. Wallace . So, are you surviving? Veronica . Surviving what? Wallace . Helping Piz. You know, his puppy dog eyes on you all the time. Veronica . Es raro. Like you said, normal Piz. Like nothing ever happened. Wallace . [amused] Which bothers you, because making out with you is supposed to be some life-changing experience. Veronica . No lo sé. Yo solo. Why are we talking about this? Wallace . I thought you liked these kind of conversations. Veronica . No. Wallace . I was hoping we could follow it up with a cuteness countdown of the Baldwin brothers. Veronica . I hope we're still friends after I Taser you. Max . [showing Mac how his term-paper website works.] For the dumb, billable links at the top, disguised as functions. Mac . So they link without realizing. Max . And I make a dollar. See, the point of the Internet is to make money off of stupid people. Logan . I like how you think, Max. Mac . That sound you hear is my idealism quietly shattering. Max . That other sound you hear is my cynicism laughing at your idealism shattering. Mac . Well, it won't be laughing when I crash your greedy little evil website. Max . I'll be laughing when you try. Mac . ¿Podrías? Maybe I'm in your trusted-host table already. Logan . Should I get a camera? There's gotta be someone out there that'd pay to see this hot nerd-on-nerd action.
I Know What You'll Do Next Summer Edit
Veronica . You realize you're the radio-host version of a rock star, right? I don't know what the groupie procedure is for this scenario, but I might have to throw my panties at you. Piz . Or I could autograph you. I believe we have some Sharpies lying around. Veronica . Tell your roommate I came by hoping to kill time between classes getting to second base with someone, and then left unsatisfied. Wallace . He's a good guy, Veronica. Try not to rip out his heart. Mac . [sighs] I have to, have to, have to go to my morning classes tomorrow. I'm getting lost in the "sex-nap-eat-repeat" loop. I'm in the porn version of Groundhog Day. Max . "Poundhog Day"? [In an evening walk, Mac confides to Veronica her dismay about her relationship with Max.] Mac . Love makes me lazy. It's a dangerous drug. Kills more brain cells than crystal meth. How's your cell count these days? Veronica . Mmmm, I can still do long division, but I can't quite remember all the continents. Mac . So, Pizneyland is the happiest place on Earth? Veronica . Happy enough. There's no rollercoaster, but I think I can do without the adrenaline and nausea. Kizza . I'm looking for detective Mars. Veronica . I'm detective Mars. Kizza . But you're just a girl. You're a teenager. Veronica . A girl, a teenager, and a private detective - I'm a triple threat. Barely fits on my business card.
Weevils Wobble But They Don't Go Down Edit
Veronica . I just hope Piz isn't planning on moping his way through the remainder of freshman year. It's not like I'm taking an internship at a Mister Softee in Wachoota. It's the FBI. The F. B. I. Mac . At the very least, Piz should think it's hot. Veronica . Actually, he does think it's pretty hot. He'd just think it was hotter if I were doing it in Neptune. Mac . He wants to date you and be near you? Greedy little bugger. Veronica . And if he didn't care, I'd probably be complaining about that. to my girlfriend. while waiting to pay for frozen yogurt. I'm a girl! Veronica . ¿Qué? Mac . Miss Mars uses Venus razor. Veronica . Because if she doesn't, her legs look like Pluto's. Mac . And she's down-to-earth to boot. Veronica . I think I read in Teen People that a clean leg shave will make that special boy sit up and take notice. Mac . I read in FHM that boys like bare breasts. Veronica . Interesante. No sabía eso. Bare breasts, you say? Hm. Veronica . Hey, you never told me what happened with your whole man crush thing. Mac . Wallace has a man crush? Piz . The man crush isn't me, is it? Veronica . Some guy following him around campus. Is it Piz? Piz . So, what's the protocol for a plane christening? I mean, does someone get to, like, smash the, uh, Sea Monkey with a miniature bottle of champagne? Wallace . The protocol? Pray to whatever god you believe in she flies. Otherwise, my ass is grass. Veronica . Orville Wright 's exact words, if I recall. Piz . I'm so nervous. This is totally knotting up my inner nerd. Mac . Wait, you have an inner one? Veronica . I guess you're all asking yourself why I called this meeting. [pause] What? That's comedy gold Patrick . She knows about my dad's company. Veronica . And I know that Leon's cryptography research wasn't really stolen. Let's see one guy to steal the machine one guy to program it and everyone to point the finger at the ex-con maintenance guy and the injustice league strikes again Patrick . Who are you calling? Veronica . The surgeon general. Jenny . She's calling her dad, the sheriff. Veronica . Good call Jenny, see you're not just here for your looks. Patrick . Hang up please we can work this out you can be one of us. Veronica . Is this where you turn me into a vampire? Patrick . We can make it worth your while. Veronica . All right I'm listening. Patrick . So what is that maintenance guy paying you anyway? Veronica . Efectivo. Patrick . Don't turn us in can give you your very own Hearst ID. Veronica . Oh I have one, thanks. Patrick . This one is the everlasting gobstopper of spending money, you'll never have to pay for another textbook, another ticket to a campus performance, another meal. Veronica . Assuming that I want to eat meals in the food court for the rest of my life, besides you're lying, you don't have the machine you left it in the locker next to Mr. Navarro's Jenny . There's a third one. Leon . I've already programmed it. Patrick . The only reason we got busted is cause we used stupid aliases we get new cards, generic names and we don't get caught again. Jenny . You're a scholarship kid right. Patrick . Yeah its gotta be really tough paying for all those meals and textbooks. Veronica . It is which is why a bunch of kids who can afford to ski in Aspen getting their kicks by ripping off my school and blaming it on the nearest kid from the wrong side of the tracks pisses me off so much. Patrick . You think that ski picture is proof, that doesn't prove anything. Veronica . But this conversation does. [begins to play a recording of the conversation on her phone] Veronica . I wont bore you with the rest but I'll bet it means jail time, or if you'd prefer you can go throw yourselves at the mercy of the campus police I'm sure they'll be more merciful than my dad, especially after he finds that third machine in one of your dorm rooms. Jenny . Like we keep it in a dorm room. Veronica . If I don't hear by tomorrow that the charges against my client have been dropped by tomorrow afternoon I'm taking everything I've got to the finest sheriff's department in Balboa county. And try to keep it down in here, okay, it's a library.
The Bitch Is Back Edit
Veronica . Dick? Get out here. Dick . What's up, V? Veronica . If you had to bet? Dick . Look, from a guy's perspective, the video just made your stock go up. You looked great. Enthusiasm — always a plus — Veronica . It's like you're this giant jackass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy out of you. Where'd you get the video? Dick . Someone e-mailed it to me. Veronica . Who? Get your computer. Dick . I probably deleted — Veronica . After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note. You forwarded it to your whole address book? Dick . It was instinct. I always forward porn when it's good. Veronica . You are going to be so popular in Hell. Veronica . Chip, a moment of your time. Chip . I'm kinda in the middle of something. Veronica . It's a cluster of morons, don't worry they'll let you back in. Chip . You know what I like about you, you got spirit. Veronica . Quiero hablar contigo. Chip . That's what you're doing. Veronica . Could you put your head up your ass before they stuck the egg in there or is this new? Chip . What do you want. Veronica . Who sent you the video. Chip . Don't know, don't care. Veronica . You don't care now, but holy crap are you gonna care when I start to get my revenge on, you'll be doin' all sorts of caring. Mac . Let me explain something, Veronica. I own the most powerful personal computer on campus. There is no personal computer faster or better than mine at Hearst. And using this incredible computer of mine, it will take twenty years to crack Jake Kane's password on this hard drive. Veronica . So how do we do it? Mac . You're like Kirk in Wrath of Khan . You refuse to believe in the no-win scenario. Veronica . You're like one of the nerds from Revenge of the Nerds with your Star Trek references. Gory . If you have proof that I'm involved in some way, maybe you should get a lawyer. If you don't, maybe you should just stay and have a drink. Veronica . Sí. I'm definitely gonna need a drink. Perhaps twelve. I don't know, how many does it usually take for a girl to find you not gross? Veronica . Hey, Nish. I've got a present for you. Nish . You're transferring? Veronica . Una lista. The names of every member of the Castle. All men. You think this will help with that lawsuit? Nish . Oh, my God. Politicians. Tycoons. Celebrities. This is gold. You're gonna make some very powerful men very unhappy. Veronica . Won't be the first time.
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Revista Dialética de Direito Processual. São Paulo. Dialética. n.119, fev. 2013. 240 p. ISSN 1678-3778.
Notas de conteúdo:
Bruno Kurzweil de Oliveira e Ana Paula de Oliveira Comodo – A sujeição de créditos. a data de existência para fins de créditos decorrentes de indenização civil na recuperação judicial Carlos Henrique Borlido Haddad – O Método GUT aplicado aos processos judiciais
Eduardo Henrique de Oliveira Yoshikawa – Limites à tutela administrativa do consumidor e usurpação da função jurisdicional por órgãos da administração direta e indireta
Fernando Rubin – Aplicação da coisa julgada material e da preclusão. semelhança quanto ao objeto das questões decididas e resistência diferenciada frente à lei nova processual
Lucio Picanço Facci – Controle jurisdicional do mérito administrativo. algumas reflexões a partir de uma concepção teórica sobre ativismo judicial
Oscar Valente Cardoso – O direito fundamental à publicidade dos atos processuais
Pedro Roberto Decomain – A ação de desapropriação por interesse social, para reforma agrária. processo e procedimento
Ravi de Medeiros Peixoto – A posição dos tribunais superiores e a eficácia dos precedentes nas causas repetitivas
Ricardo Magalhães de Mendonça – Apontamentos sobre a execução no mandado de segurança individual
Tarcísio Barros Borges – A execução fiscal e a recuperação judicial. possibilidade de venda da empresa in totum por força de decisão do juízo executivo
Vallisney de Souza Oliveira – Súmulas vinculantes no Direito brasileiro
Localização: RDDP 341.4 / n.119
Revista Dialética de Direito Processual. São Paulo. Dialética. n.118, fev. 2013. fev. 2013 p. ISSN 1678-3778.
Notas de conteúdo:
Eduardo Henrique de Oliveira Yoshikawa – Efeitos da indivisibilidade da herança
Fernando Rubin – Teoria geral da prova. do conceito de prova aos modelos de constatação da verdade
Hugo de Brito Machado – Mandado de segurança preventivo
Marcelo Freire Sampaio Costa – Leitura sistemática, menos onerosidade e penhora de pecúnia em execução provisória
Oscar Valente Cardoso – Litispendência e coisa julgada nos processos dos tribunais internacionais
Pedro Miranda de Oliveira – O papel do STF no novo sistema processual brasileiro
Pedro Roberto Decomain – Desapropriação por interesse social, para Reforma Agrária
Rafael José Nadim de Lazari – A atuação do Advogado-Geral da União – Em sede de controle concentrado de constitucionalidade (com ênfase da ADI e na ADC)
Rafael Lins Bertazzo – Da (não) necessidade de identidade entre a subscrição de ato processual eletrônico e aposição de assinatura digital. uma análise a partir da jurisprudência do Superior Tribunal de Justiça
Raphael Silva Rodrigues – O habeas corpus e a imunidade do advogado no exercício da profissão. uma correlação entre o pragmatismo jurídico-processual e os reflexos que podem ser causados pelos veículos de comunicação
Thais de Laurentiis – Embargos à execução, coisa julgada e inconstitucionalidade. uma análise das questões controvertidas acerca do art. 741, parágrafo único, do Código de Processo Civil
Localização: RDDP 341.4 / n.118
Revista Dialética de Direito Tributário. São Paulo: Dialética. n.209, fev. 2013. 240 p. ISSN 1413-7097.
Notas de conteúdo:
Cristiano Kinchescki – Fundamentos jurídicos do imposto sobre operações de crédito
Daniele de Moura Martins – ICMS e ISS: tributação sobre serviço de voz na internet
Donovan Mazza Lessa e Daniel Serra Lima – A correta interpretação da súmula nº 436 do STJ e os regimes de lançamento previstos no CTN
Edilson Pereira Nobre Júnior – As sanções tributárias numa perspectiva jurisprudencial
Hélcio Lafetá Reis – Planejamento tributário abusivo. violação da imperatividade da norma jurídica
Hugo de Brito Machado Segundo – Restituição do tributo “indireto” na jurisprudência brasileira. notas sobre uma análise comparada
Marcelo Fróes Del Fiorentino – A sujeição ativa tributária no âmbito do denominado “ICMS Importação”
Marciano Seabra de Godoi e Paulo Honório de Castro Júnior – Considerações críticas sobre a nova taxa de controle, monitoramento e fiscalização das atividades de mineração em Minas Gerais (Lei Estadual nº 19.976, de 2011)
Tiago Scherer – Prescrição tributária no curso da execução fiscal
Localização: 341.39 / n.209
Revista Dialética de Direito Tributário. São Paulo: Dialética. n.208, jan. 2013. 240 p. ISSN 1413-7097.
Notas de conteúdo:
Aires F. Barreto – ISS – Alguns limites constitucionais do critério espacial
Alberto Xavier – A distinção entre contrato de conta-corrente e mútuo de recursos financeiros para efeitos de IOF
Alessandra Dabul – Análise da tributação das sociedades corretoras de seguros. Cofins, PIS, CSLL e adicional de contribuição sobre a folha de salários
Alessandro Mendes Cardoso – A inconstitucional majoração da taxa do Siscomex
Carlos Eduardo Makoul Gasperin – A decadência no chamado “lançamento por homologação”, os equívocos da jurisprudência nacional e suas consequências práticas
Guilherme Cezaroti – Individualização das penalidades e aplicação do art. 49 do Código Penal. novos limites para a imposição de multas tributárias
Hugo de Brito Machado – Significado da expressão “direito líquido e certo” no contexto do mandado de segurança
Ives Gandra da Silva Martins, Ricardo Castagna e Rogério Gandra da Silva Martins – Direito à escrituração de créditos do PIS e da Cofins em relação às despesas com marketing e publicidade e com taxa de emissão de boletos de administradoras de cartões de crédito
João Victor Guedes Santos – Aspectos polêmicos da apuração do ganho de capital de não residentes
Rafaela Sabino Caliman Wild – Do conceito de “insumos” para fins de crédito das contribuições para o PIS e a Cofins não cumulativas
Ramon Tomazela Santos – A qualificação dos serviços técnicos e de assistência técnica nos acordos internacionais para evitar a bitributação da renda – Análise crítica do acórdão proferido pelo Superior Tribunal de Justiça no Recurso Especial nº 1.161.467-RS
Raphael Silva e Castro – A recuperação judicial da empresa devedora da Fazenda Pública
Rogério Pires da Silva – Contribuição previdenciária de empresas de tecnologia da informação e da comunicação (TI/TIC) e as recentes modificações legislativas
Localização: 341.39 / n.208
Revista Tributária e de Finanças Públicas. São Paulo. Revista dos Tribunais. n.108, jan./fev. 2013. 447 p. ISSN 1518-2711.
Notas de conteúdo:
Princípios constitucionais tributários
1. A propriedade, o tributo e o confisco. O significado do inc. IV do art. 150 da Constituição e o limite quantitativo ao poder de tributar – Henrique Galkowicz
2. As reflexões suscitadas e as decisões dos tribunais acerca da denominada “Operação Cartão Vermelho” em São Paulo – Renata Soares Leal Ferrarezi
Princípios tributários
1. O dever fundamental de promover a sustentação dos gastos públicos e a solidariedade social tributária. a cidadania contributiva como forma de realização dos direito sociais – Ademilson Lima de Souza e Daury César Fabriz
Direito tributário comparado
1. Direitos tributários, brasileiro e alemão, à luz dos conceitos de fato jurídico, segurança jurídica e relativização da coisa julgada – Hélio Silvio Ourém Campos e Arthur Pinheiro Alencar
Elisão fiscal
1. O ilícito tributário e a insonegabilidade – Carlos José Wanderley de Mesquita
Repercussão tributária
1. Tributação indireta e análise econômica (e interdisciplinar) do direito – Sergio Ricardo Ferreira Mota
Crédito tributário
1. A isenção do imposto de renda sobre os proventos de aposentadoria do portador de doença grave – Carlos Walter
Obrigação tributária
1. Reflexão sobre o fato gerador da obrigação tributária – Julio Pinheiro Faro
Tributos
1. Análise da contabilização do edifício de shopping center como propriedade para investimento como ativo imobilizado. aspectos tributários – Glória Coraça
2. Impossibilidade de exigência de ITBI na transferência de bens imóveis por meio de subscrição e integralização de capital em pessoa jurídica não imobiliária. revisitando a imunidade do art. 156, § 2.º, I, da Constituição Federal – Leonardo Freitas de Moraes e Castro
Direito processual administrativo tributário
1. Medida cautelar fiscal e o bloqueio de contas-correntes de pessoas físicas – Célio Armando Janczeski
Execução fiscal
1. Do efeito suspensivo dos embargos à execução. a inaplicabilidade do art. 739-A do CPC às execuções fiscais – Henry Gonçalves Lummertz
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Apologies to family and friends for the lack of updates. Can't believe it's been almost a year since I last updated this section (Tempus fugit)! Anyway I will be adding more photographs of Charlotte over the coming days - a full years' worth in fact. The image below pictures Charlotte sat in the greenhouse enjoying the strawberries she's just picked herself. I grew some alpine strawbs for the first time last summer and Charlotte picked and consumed a considerable portion of the bumper harvest I got. which is a great way to make sure she gets fresh fruit. Shame I can't convince her about the rhubarb though!!
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far a girl named me woke up and said, “You know what? I am going to put my gym clothes on tomorrow. Not today, tomorrow and I’m going to walk to the gym.” It’s about 7, 8 blocks from my apartment.
“I’m going to walk to the gym and I’m going to touch the door and I’m going to walk back home.”
For that next day, that was my fitness goal to suit up for the gym, walk to the gym, touch the door and go back. I figured, it’s not quite going to the gym and it’s not quite sitting on the couch. It’s like right in between. I actually ended up going in and doing 9 minutes on a treadmill just for the sake of saying, “I did it.”
The wonderful thing for me is when I go to the gym today, I feel like in the next couple of days, “All right, I got to get back. I got to get back. It’s been 2 days. It’s been 3 days.” If I’m just not going, then I don’t care but if you go today, you will feel like you got to get back there. You’ll just need your fix.
I don’t even have a membership to a gym or anything. I’m just working so many long hours, it feels impossible but there’s no way I can’t squeeze in a little bit of exercise.
If I was going to do nothing else for my fitness, I would just go for a little 20 minute jog 2 or 3 times a week. I’d do something 2 or 3 times a week for my abs, whether it’s Ab Ripper X from the P90x series or YouTube and typed in “Ab routine,” and I found some really cool videos. Just doing a little 20 minutes of jogging twice a week and abs twice a week. That’s really all a body needs to maintain some level of health and fitness.
Honestamente. If you get a little cardio 3 times a week, you’re doing better than 99% of the population. That’s an enormous improvement over doing nothing. That’s great.
That’s enough to start getting back into shape and creating a healthier lifestyle that will change your health and your longevity. Even just 20 minutes on a little machine. It can be life changing. If you don’t even have access to a machine, I used to just roll out of bed.
You can go running or just taking some stairs somewhere. Do some jumping jacks or get on your bike and ride.
Instead of leaving your house to do 20 or 30 minutes of exercise and then coming back and getting ready for work, make the time to leave for work 20 or 30 minutes early and walk that day. Boom, there’s your cardio. There’s always a way to work it in.
If I work 60 hours, it’s the least I’m working. It’s crazy. I’ve never worked this much in my life. It’s insane. Luckily, I’m not sitting at work all day. Eso es bueno. I am running around and picking up heavy children. They’re not fat or anything. I didn’t mean to say it like that but they are not as light as they were. When I first met them, they were 4 pounds each. They are no longer 4 pounds each.
Acne Treatment
I have a monster zit basically living deep, deep, deep … You know those ones that it’s not even out. No one can even see it but I can feel it. The cherry zit. Like a pit under the skin.
After you wash your face or after you get out of the shower and your skin is all warm and the pores are open, just take a drop of the Medieval Oil and just dot it right on top of your blemish and then clutch the sink as the pain will sear through your face.
It works, people. Funciona.
I’m just on this health kick lately. I don’t know if it’s proven, but there’s a lot of thought that if you rub Medieval Oil into the soles of your feet like at night before you go to bed, it does a lot to really boost the immune system. I do it when I’m sick. I’ve been doing it all week.
The feel of flames.
Flames on the side of my face, heaving, breathless, heaving breathes, heaving.
In the present moment, there is no fear. In the present moment, there’s no pain. In the moment, I have what I need and I’m taken care of but when I start to freak out about, ‘Wait but what happens when. what happens after this year’s over? What happens when I move out of this apartment and what happens when I no longer have so-and-so or such and such.’ That’s when the pain and the fear and the freaking out starts to come and the anxiety. It just creates more and more and more anxiety.
In all of these situations, if you just take it a day at a time, then you might find by the time you get to that later date, you can just worry about getting through that day on that day. You’ll get through that day swimmingly or maybe on that day you’ll have to compromise but the next day is a new day. You can just get on with it. If you’re setting up your life like dominoes or like a house of cards, you’re building it up in your mind to be his huge obstacle that is going to defeat you when you get there.
That’s the one thing. Just take it a day at a time. If you’re vegan today, great. Stay vegan today and do what you can tomorrow. Lastly, you have to eat whatever the catering haul brings you, great. I’m going to guess the catering haul is only serving animals because they think that’s what everyone wants. ¿Sabes que? You’ll make it through.
The thing to say in this instance is, “Can you just make the vegetarian option vegan? Because people do need a vegetarian option. If it’s vegan, then everybody’s satisfied.”
The same thing goes with your cafeteria.
The magic words to unlock the secrets of the universe, I’ve always found are … Here they are. “I need your help.” When someone approaches me like, “Hey, I need your help,” my first reaction is, “I want to be helpful. What can I do for you?”
¿Que puedo hacer? Exactamente. That’s all I have to say about that.
If you need some inspiration or encouragement to keep going with a vegetarian diet, I recommend that you watch Vegucated . It’s free on Hulu right now to watch.
I’ve met one of the documentary subjects, a few times. She really had the same struggles many new vegans face. She has the family struggles. She has the back and forth with the, “Well, maybe it’ll just be easier for me to be vegetarian.” She really struggles with doing the right thing. It’s the right combination of inspiration and information and entertainment and reliability. I think it energizes you.
Watch Vegucated . That’s your homework. I assign that you watch Vegucated .
Forks over Knives is another good option. That one literally changed my life, too.
Don’t be hard on yourself. I know you’re doing your best. You’re amazing.
It might not be the healthy …. First off, I don’t want to recommend a vegan junk food book of recipes, bit if I’m either going to recommend vegan junk food or cheese pizza, I wouldn’t feel too bad recommending the vegan junk food.
I wouldn’t say this book is vegan junk food but PETA sponsored the vegan college cookbook.
I know from having worked at a Walgreens, you can buy just a glass tea kettle that’s not electronic. You can buy a little hot plate, like a little single burner. You can get a little mini fridge or whatever they have available to you. You can get a stick blender. I am a big stick blender advocate. I travel with a stick blender.
When I went to Iceland I couldn’t believe they didn’t sell tahini. I decided I will take these toasted sesame seeds and my stick blender. Boom, guess how made tahini? Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
The Vegan College Cookbook is a cookbook with 275 easy, cheap and delicious recipes for people who are in a dorm and need to stash a whisk in a bowl in the closet or get a stick blender. It’s stuff that you can make easily in a dorm room or a closet. It’s called the Vegan College Cookbook for a reason. It’s stuff that you can make in your microwave. It’s real easy.
Looking at these recipes, it’s not necessarily junk food but it also gives tips on how to stock your kitchen, your mini fridge, and things like that. I covers things you can have for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also, there’s a lot of things that you can make with the gorgeous Vitamix.
I make things like almond milk and I make nut butters myself but I was making those things back when I only had a $10 stick blender and a mesh bag to strain things in. You can make your own nut milk. You can make your own nut butters without any kind of technology, really other than a stick blender which you can get anywhere. If you can’t find it, Amazon or eBay.
Lastly, 1 thing that I find so cheap and easy lately is to stock up on dried beans and lentils. If you can just get a little pot and a single burner if they don’t already provide you that, then once, twice a week, you can soak and cook some beans and you’ll have a ton of beans and lentils. It can be really easy.
Another thing to get in bulk is fantastic and it would be fabulous with beans is nutritional yeast because everything tastes like cheese. It’s awesome in that it’s the cheapest “cheese product” you can buy. It’s protein and I don’t even know what all is in it. I just know I love it. I eat it all the time. I put it all over my kale. It would be amazing. It’s totally something to keep in a jar right next to your beans.
Ellen Jaffe has a cookbook idea is that Eat Vegan on $4 a Day ,
Regular kale is 99 cents. Organic kale, I guess, because that’s what I usually am buying. It’s $1.63. If you’re buying that, you’ve got maybe $5 out of your pocket for the week. You can freeze it, if you have a mini freezer. It’ll keep it longer so you don’t have to go back to the store. I freeze it and then you just pop it in the pan and serve it. I used to serve frozen kale all the time and put it in my smoothies, too.
Freeze your kale. If you’re worried it’s going to go bad in 2 days and you don’t have time. Or, you’re not going to be able to eat it. Just chop it up or just wash it off and pop it up in the freeze for a little while.
My dad is an avid hunter. It would be a work of miracles to convince of the benefits of a vegetarian diet. I don’t know what it would be like for my family if they stopped eating meat. It’s my dad’s staple food for supporting his life. He’s a hunter. Hunters do not understand, nor do they support what I do which I totally get. It can be hard when you feel like you’re constantly defending your choices, explaining yourself and making a scene.
You may not be eating gourmet, but as long as you’re getting the right nutrients in and able to make it work, you’re heading in the right direction. There’s just ways to make it workout, I guess. I found them myself.
There’s so many different many angles to diet and variations on vegetarianism. Some people continue to eat seafood—which is obviously an animal. Others go completely vegan. If you want to eat vegetarian for a while, or maybe just not label yourself as anything and just say, “This is my goal, to eat completely plant-based and if I am at a place where I have no food, I have no money and the cafeteria has cheese pizza, I’m going to eat it.”
No one should come down on you for that. The whole point of being vegan is being healthier and to help the animals and the environment. It’s about making a positive change. So, none of the attempts should be perceived as negative. My whole goal is that people feel accepted and know that they’ve got support, regardless of what happens.
When I first went vegan, I was vegan at home but when I went out, I let myself be vegetarian because I was worried it was going to be too restrictive to be vegan while I was out.
In New York City, especially the way I lived, I was out all the time. What I remember is finally, 1 day, I was like, “Okay. I’m going to try to be vegan all the time now. I’m just going to see what happens and if I can’t be, I won’t be.” To this day, I’ve been able to do it.
It’s interesting. Once you make that decision you never go back. If I can’t be vegan, I will cut myself a break and I will let myself be vegetarian. I have not had to do that to this day but it hasn’t been a problem.
If I ever get to a point where I have to eat animals just to stay alive, okay, I will, like the desert island scenario. People will say to me, “If you’re on the desert island with a cow…” I say, “Well, if I’m on the desert island with you, I’ll eat you too if I have to survive.”
Citizen Radio
I’m a big fan of citizen radio. They do a lot of vegan advocacy. They get a lot of listener mail. One young college student, said, “Look. I’m trying so hard to be vegan but sometimes, all I can find at school is the popcorn and the French fries. It’s all they have so that’s all I’m eating.”
If really the only food you’re able to put in your mouth is popcorn and French fries, then eat the cheese pizza and drink the milk and do what you have to do. It doesn’t mean you can’t go back to being plant-based once that’s possible for you. It doesn’t mean that that was your choice. You have to live.
You have the animals in your heart and in your mind. You’re not going to forget about them because you had a slice of cheese pizza.
Every once in a while I enjoy answering questions from you guys. Here’s another.
I’m a 17 year old senior in high school. I have been vegetarian for almost 2 years and vegan about 9 months. I am a dancer and I do barre, so I’m very conscious and knowledgeable about what I put into my body. I chose this lifestyle for the ethical reasons. The health benefits were just a bonus. I don’t know why, but these past two weeks have been really hard for me. I know that I could never go back to eating meat, but I have been getting the feeling that I need to just be vegetarian now instead of vegan.
I love being vegan and I think of it as something that defines me but lately, I have had that little voice inside my head telling me that it would be so much easier and more convenient for me to be vegetarian. I’m going on a school trip next week and I know it’s going to be hard, if not impossible to eat. Prom is also coming up and everyone eats dinner from the catering company at the dance. I am going off to college next year without a car and without much money to buy food, so cafeteria food is basically my only option.
Please help me with my doubts. I am forgetting what it feels like to love being vegan and I don’t want to stop. I just feel like I’m so restricted and need some answers. Also, can you explain more in debt how being vegan is beneficial for the animals and for the consumers. Sorry, this is a bit lengthy but thank you so much. You guys are inspirational. Lots of hugs, vegan hugs. Kayla.”
I too did dance and barre from age 5 to 22. I did dance 5 or 6 days a week and barre at least 3 hours a week. That’s the reason my degree in college was going to be in performing arts instead of chemistry. I understand the challenges that go with being very conscious about what goes in your body. You become aware that what goes into your body is closely connected to how well you perform.
When there are a lot of outside forces dictating what you can eat, it’s not always possible to maintain a strict diet. This can happen in school. It can also happen out of school. I know someone who travels for her job as a life coach and she’s very concerned about her diet. When she’s on a plane or speaking at a convention, she doesn’t have a kitchen or place she can go to get the food her body needs to be healthy. It’s a major source of stress for her.
I haven’t been in her situation, but speaking from experience, you have to decide what’s right for you at this moment. If you really want it, you’ll find a way. If you’re not in the right place in your life, vegetarianism might not be right for you at this time.
For example, being in school without a car, could you use a bike instead? If you have a bike, you have a lot more options for finding food for your preferred diet.
I feel like there’s always a way to do it, if you’re determined enough to make it work. You need to be careful and make sure you’re soliciting the advice of a certified nutritionist, because it’s easy for vegans and vegetarians to become deficient in vitamins and minerals. Iron deficiency and anemia is one of the most common. Anemia also makes workouts ineffective. You can’t build muscle or increase stamina when you don’t have enough red blood cells to supply the energy for your exercise. A simple blood test can determine if you are iron deficient or anemic.
The reader also mentioned that her family doesn’t share her view of fitness and nutrition. It must be so discouraging to share your home with people who don’t support you, or don’t take health seriously.
The message I hear is, “Oh, I’ll just be vegetarian because maybe it’ll be easier.” In her particular case maybe it would be. It might also be healthier if food sources aren’t in her own control. No one should be made to feel badly or like a failure when they aren’t in a position to control their diets.
Mira. I have a good job and I make good money and I live right next to San Francisco. I can go to a vegan restaurant if I want to but I do technically rent a small space where I can have a mini kitchen. In my home, I really just have a microwave and a mini fridge. I have to say, I have not had any challenges being vegan without a way to cook. You would think that would be a major challenge but I’ve found a way to overcome it.
I decided to make it work. In fact, it never even occurred to me that it would be a challenge. I was like, “I’ll be fine. I’ll work it out.” And I have worked it out. It hasn’t been a problem. You just have to believe that you’re going to make it happen, that it’s going to be fine because it is.
I know what I do is a little different than what the average person working out does. I think that the most important thing is making sure you’re getting enough nutrition at the right time, in the right amount into our body. That can mean different things to different people. For example someone lifting weights is going to need a lot more protein than someone doing serious running.
There’s going to be differences, but essentially we all need the same vital nutrients. A huge part of that is knowing your own body. Regardless of your workout, a protein shake afterwards is almost always a good idea.
On the other hand, I know plenty of people who do workouts without protein afterward. Actually a friend of mine who is into whole foods would never drink a protein shake because it doesn’t come from whole food. Instead, he juices a lot. He doesn’t use protein powders, just real food and he looks great.
I don’t want to say everybody should go with the mix, but some form of protein is a must.
There is so much to know and so much to learn. I think for someone who just wants to get started working out, a simple shake is an easy way to get into it. Most people starting out just need encouragement. They need to know they’re not wasting their time at the gym and that everything they’re doing is effective toward achieving their fitness goals.
Where can you go online for this information?
A huge source of workout and nutritional information is the bodybuilding. com website. That’s where I got started on my workout education. Surprisingly, the Whole Foods grocery store carries several magazines that are specific to nutrition through fitness and eating well.
You can usually find recipes and interviews and things in those magazines from all the major competitors. You also get examples of key workouts and examples of effective diets. A lot of serious bodybuilders have websites or Facebook pages. Those can also be great sources of information when you’re getting started.
In the next post, I’m going to answer questions I commonly get in email or from Facebook. I get loads of questions, so I can’t possibly cover them all. But, when I find one that speaks to my fitness and health audience I will try to answer it for everyone’s benefit.
First, Gatorade
I went through a long and bad habit of picking up a Gatorade every time I went to the gym. I’m ashamed to admit it, but it got the point where I felt like needed the Gatorade. It got to where I had to have something sweet to sip on during my workout. I see it as putting sugar back into my body, so the muscles can start use that to replace what I’m burning.
The rule of thumb that always works for me is to take a scoop of protein powder in water, or just put it in the Gatorade. I find that if I’m sipping some protein during my workout, I don’t have all the pain the next day that I normally would. If I ever forget to do it, bam, I have pain the next day.
My personal trainer insists that all the sugar in Gatorade is on par with drinking a soda during a workout.
Eventually it led me to start drinking homemade Gatorade. I’m a huge fan of certain recipes. When I first read about someone making their own Gatorade, I thought “That’s a fantastic idea because mid way through my workout, I’ll get tired. I’m exhausted.” This is such a better alternative to branded Gatorade which is mostly sugar. It’s not natural and you’re putting artificial chemicals in your body.
Homemade Gatorade is super easy. Just pit 14 dates and soak them in water overnight. The next day, throw the soaked dates into the Vitamix. They’ll blend up really quickly. Then, just take that in a little shaker bottle or a little cup that you take to the gym and sip on that during your workout, you’ll get the fiber and the sugars will keep you going without the crash and it’s good for you. If you want, you can add some protein powder and you’ll be set for your all natural workout.
Real Gatorade is full of chemicals. The more I learn in my chemistry classes, the more I realize that everything that comes in a bottle is bad for you. In order to have shelf life, bottled beverages need to have preservatives. Natural foods don’t last for weeks in the fridge, because they are organic and natural. They are meant to be picked from the tree and consumed. If you want to eat healthy, you have to be willing to put in the effort to make your own food.
I’m now trying to wean myself off all packaged foods, ingredients, and drinks. Especially the blue Gatorade!
Homemade Gatorade is amazing. It’s super good and good for you. No chemicals. Basta de charla.
Coconut Malt
If you’re looking for another amazing little drink to make, try coconut malt. You just use coconut milk. You can get the coconut milk from the canned version, which is obviously higher in fat than the boxed versions of milk. You’ll need to add pitted and soaked dates, coconut milk and a dash of sea salt. I prefer pink Himalayan sea salt. (As a side not, Himalayan sea salt is an electrolyte refueler also.)
If you want to add a protein powered, you can spice it up with some vanilla flavored mix. It complements the recipe very nicely.
I would use the above recipe during a workout in place of Gatorade. If you choose to add the protein mix, it will work as an after workout drink as well. It can help reduce the sore muscles that can come with a huge workout.
If you’re working out on a regular basis, it’s vital to make sure you get protein in your system within 30 minutes of working out. That’s the window when our bodies need protein the most. Our muscles need to heal and recover. In order for that to happen effectively, we need to get the protein in there as soon as possible. Sometimes even if we were to eat a high protein meal immediately after leaving the gym, it may or may not even hit our system because it takes longer for a meal to be digested. That’s why protein shakes are so imperative for those that are working out.
When in doubt, add dates. Dates are seriously my best friend. I don’t know what I would do without dates. There’s so many amazing things you can make with them. So good. They’re also really great if you’re not trying to eat all the chocolate in the world. You eat dates instead. They are so healthful.
For instance one of my favorite cookbook authors, Dreena Burton, did a caramel apple recipe where you make the caramel with dates and cashew butter. Asombroso. It tasted just like a traditional caramel apple. It was incredible.
Alternatively, you can use coconut butter or the coconut fat in place of cashew butter so you end up with a coconut caramel instead of a traditional tasting caramel.
I’ll never want a caramel apple not made with dates ever again. It’s so good.
Some of you may have heard me reference BCA’s and a few of you have emailed to ask what theses are. When I talk about BCAs, I’m referring to branch-chain amino acids.
The other question I often get is about the use of fat burners, I personally am not a fan of fat burners. I just don’t like to consume casein because I get jittery. I feel like it messes with my system and that’s just something I’m not a big fan of.
Honestly, you can get the same kind of nutritional results through food rather than supplements or fat burners. For instance, ginger is really good for your digestion. You can also add a lot more cayenne pepper to your diet, eat more plants and vegetables. Leafy greens are always going to be your best fat burner anyway because they’re clearing out your system consistently and making sure you get good fats instead of bad fats. The supplements really aren’t necessary if you’re going for all natural and healthy.
I admit that I do consume a lot of protein shakes, especially right now. Normally, I probably drink 1 or 2 a day. I guess it’s a lot but when you’re working out hard every day, you need it. That’s why I’ve tried to keep my supplements limited to just the protein. It’s the only thing I can’t get enough of through my natural diet.
Pre-workout energizers and energy drinks
What do you do to get yourself pumped up to go to the gym? I used to drink a Red Bull, until I learned it was working against me. My training coach told me no more Red Bull an hour before the gym. He switched me over to eating an apple and 30 minutes before my workout. If I need it, I allow myself a cup of coffee.
Unfortunately, I’m having more coffee lately because I am getting ready for a race and my body is running on 30 to 40 carbs a day max. I feel like I’m dying. Sometimes I don’t even know how I’m functioning at all.
During these times, coffee becomes your best friend. I admit these last couple weeks, on an average morning, I don’t think that green tea or coffee is a bad way to go. If you haven’t tried it, there is a pre-workout energizer through Vega. The flavor isn’t necessarily my favorite but it’s also not horrible. The upside of coffee over a designer energy drink is that coffee really is all natural. It’s a much more natural way for your body to receive a stimulant.
If you do chose to go with a mix product, I recommend making it more palatable. Dates are a great natural sweetener. You can just throw one into the mix and blend it right in. It really takes the edge of the bitter flavor of the lime and lemon. If you don’t have a Vitamix, I recommend buying one if you’re going to be serious about nutrition.
A friend gave me his old one because he had it but didn’t love it. I can’t imagine not loving this Vitamix! He gave it to me like it didn’t even matter. It’s a $350 blender! You’ve got to be kidding.
When you add the date to the mix, the flavor’s a little strange but I like it. It seems to be doing the trick, but I’ll still have it with a coffee. I don’t think coffee’s the devil.
I used to take creatine. Maybe I can start taking that again. I’ve even started thinking, “God. I want to lose some weight around the love handles. What if I took a fat burner?”
But then I always think, “What in nature is a fat burner?” Instead of taking a pill fat burner, couldn’t I just start eating healthier and more nutritious meals? Also, I’m on and off again with the energy drinks. I keep needing them before a workout, but I’d really like to kick that habit too. They’re not actually natural.
Pre-workout energizers, fat burners, creatine. The supplements so many athletes use are not whole foods. In fact, they’re not food at all. They’re pills.
Creatine works for some people and it doesn’t work for some people. Personally, I didn’t really see results, which is unfortunate because, despite it not being natural, I was hoping for a shortcut to better muscles tone. A friend of mine used creatine and worked really well for her. She looked great. She put on some muscle which is really hard for her.
I ended up taking creatine. Unfortunately, if you’re going to use it, you need to cycle it. Do it for a month and a half to 2 months and then take a month or so off. Then you can pick it back up. I might do it again after the race and see if I notice any differences this time. Maybe if I honed and cleaned up my diet a little more, I could see big results.
Choosing your Creatine
Finding the best source of creatine is all about where it’s derived from. Supplementing with creatine can sometimes mess with your brain function, so having a reliable and high quality source of creatine is not just important for your body now but for the future. I can’t remember the exact chemical breakdown of it but basically, if you’re getting creatine from a purely vegetable based diet, you may have some trouble later on.
When I started working out at age 18 I used creatine all the time. Who knows what I was putting into my body and brain at such a young age. The problem when you first start trying to work out is that you do what other successful people are doing. You see someone else at the gym taking certain supplements and you think you should be taking them too. You think, “Oh, well. I don’t want to not do it if that’s what everyone’s doing. I don’t want to be the one left behind.”
Our muscles are made of branched-chain amino acids. That’s what they are. There’s another problem with the supplements people take after a workout. Calidad. If you don’t know where the materials were sourced and where the product comes from, you could be doing your body more harm than good.
I’ve read weird things like horse’s urine and bull urine being used in some of these muscle building supplements. They may work in the short term, but what are the long term side effects of something like this? Plus, it’s gross. If you don’t know exactly where those things are coming from, avoid using the supplement.
When I first started getting into shape and experimenting with supplements, I didn’t really know where BCAs came from. I hadn’t been in a biology class for many years. Now, it’s been 8 years. At the time I was running 3 miles a day and doing yoga as well as pilates. I haven’t thought about that period of time for a while.
Now, I’m in chemistry and take all of this very seriously. I had intuition about what would be healthy and what would be unhealthy, but now I have it confirmed with real information. You come to learn quickly that you need to be asking more questions before you take any supplement. It’s still unclear if your body treats synthetic supplements differently than getting them naturally through food.
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m all over the board when it comes to my protein shakes. I used to be really strict with what I ate, just because I knew that being really consistent was the easiest way for me to stay in shape. I even got sponsored by PlantFusion, which is a great option for those looking for a protein powder.
I don’t know if you’ve ever had them, but they’re amazing. The shakes are really thin, without getting to thick or clumpy, and the flavor’s really nice and light. I’m a pretty big fan of that right now. Probably mostly because I got sponsored by them, which is originally what started me on them, but I’m really a big fan now. Genuinely.
You will often find them at the fitness trade shows and all the festivals. They’re really active with promotion.
When I’m not drinking the regular protein shakes, I do like to do raw protein because it’s really good for your body. Your body can assimilate that protein a lot easier than a processed protein that’s been through heat. It’s good to do that when you can so I’ll use Sunwarrior. or Garden of Life and I’m a big fan of Warrior Force also. Like I said, I’m all over the board. I have different reasons for all of them that I love.
I am protein junkie.
Finding a Fitness Coach Who Understand Supplements
That leads to a question that I would love to address. Before I became the specimen I am now (har har), I had been on and off going to the gym, working out, really stumbling and finding my way in the dark. A friend of mine back in my home town became like my fitness Yoda by phone, as far as coaching me through my workouts and what to eat. As a fitness freak, he had learned how to translate what he does to stay fit and maintain a healthy diet. I go a lot of helpful info from him but I have to say it’s been now about 14 months for me consistently going to the gym. I’m patting myself on the back here because I had never been able to do that before getting a fitness coach.
Now, I go to the gym consistently more than 9 or 10 times a week. Even though I always get bored, or sick, or disinterested or preoccupied with something else. Then I just stop with the exception of a month or two where I fell off the wagon a little. If I’m really in it to win it, I’m always able to motivate myself to get back to the gym. Having a mentor helps tremendously with this. And I couldn’t do it without hime.
A lot of the old habits try to come back, whether it’s a question of running or whether it’s just being chemical free and natural. A lot of old habits will start tempting me. That’s when I call my coach and then start to feel like I want to accelerate my results.
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Christian Science Bible Lessons
The Bible is at the heart of Christian Science. Mary Baker Eddy, the founder of Christian Science, took to the Bible instinctively as a child and studied it intensively as an adult. Through this study she discovered the healing power of God and experienced it firsthand. This inspired her to delve even deeper into the Scriptures, finding their spiritual meaning, which ultimately led to her writing the book Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures . Together the Bible and Science and Health are the pastor of the Christian Science Church, which a weekly Bible Lesson is read from. Learn more about the Bible Lesson
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From this week's Christian Science Quarterly Bible Lesson:
Realidad
March 21–27, 2016
lift up a standard for the people.
When the enemy shall come in like a flood, the spirit of the Lord shall lift up a standard against him.
I will cry unto God most high; unto God that performeth all things for me.
He shall send from heaven, and save me from the reproach of him that would swallow me up.
Be thou exalted, O God, above the heavens; let thy glory be above all the earth.
My heart is fixed, O God, my heart is fixed: I will sing and give praise.
Awake up, my glory; awake, psaltery and harp: I myself will awake early.
For Zion's sake will I not hold my peace, and for Jerusalem's sake I will not rest, until the righteousness thereof go forth as brightness, and the salvation thereof as a lamp that burneth.
And the Gentiles shall see thy righteousness, and all kings thy glory: and thou shalt be called by a new name, which the mouth of the Lord shall name.
Behold, the Lord hath proclaimed unto the end of the world, Say ye to the daughter of Zion, Behold, thy salvation cometh; behold, his reward is with him, and his work before him.
And they shall call them, The holy people, The redeemed of the Lord: and thou shalt be called, Sought out, A city not forsaken.
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Mermaid: A Twist on the Classic Tale
Princess Margrethe has been hidden away while her kingdom is at war. One gloomy, windswept morning, as she stands in a convent garden overlooking the icy sea, she witnesses a miracle: a glittering mermaid emerging from the waves, a nearly drowned manMore Princess Margrethe has been hidden away while her kingdom is at war. One gloomy, windswept morning, as she stands in a convent garden overlooking the icy sea, she witnesses a miracle: a glittering mermaid emerging from the waves, a nearly drowned man in her arms. By the time Margrethe reaches the shore, the mermaid has disappeared into the sea. As Margrethe nurses the handsome stranger back to health, she learns that not only is he a prince, he is also the son of her father's greatest rival. Sure that the mermaid brought this man to her for a reason, Margrethe devises a plan to bring peace to her kingdom.
Meanwhile, the mermaid Princess Lenia longs to return to the human man she carried to safety. She is willing to trade her home, her voice, and even her health for legs and the chance to win his heart.
A surprising take on the classic tale, Mermaid is the story of two women with everything to lose. It will make you think twice about the fairy tale you heard as a child, keeping you in suspense until the very last page. Menos
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What could have been a poignant retelling of "The Little Mermaid" turned into a sappy mess with a lot of unfinished ideas. The beginning was gripping and fantastically told, the middle desperately grasped at sensuality and tragedy, while the ending deflated and fell flat. Read full review
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This was a book I picked up as a result of browsing though other people's reviews and as I love the stories of Hans Christian Andersen I thought i would give it a go. (Note to self. delete your amazon account or move to a bigger house ). This book arrived yesterday and I. Read full review
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Two words come to mind after reading Carolyn Turgeon’s Mermaid: A Twist on the Classic Tale: missed opportunity. Turgeon proved in 2009’s Godmother, a loose retelling of the Cinderella fairytale, that she can craft a well-designed and modern story in the magical realism g. Read full review
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I went through many stages of love/hate while reading Mermaid. It's an awesome example of why you should always finish a book(I don't always, by the way). It took me a couple of chapters to get used to the writing style, but once I did, I found it to be quite lovely(in a. Read full review
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Em 1848, Hans Christian Andersen dava voz a uma das histórias mais amadas de sempre e em 1989, a Disney transformava-a num dos filmes mais apaixonantes da sua história. Sujeito a várias adaptações de todo o género ao longo do tempo. Read full review
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As an avid reader of the classics, it is impressive to find how close this was to Hans Christian Andersen’s tale. Obviously, there are some alterations to this latest “twist,” so don’t be expecting the exact fairy tale. The same gruesome cutting of the tongue for the merm. Read full review
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I've been obsessed with The Little Mermaid for as long as I can remember. First, the story by Hans Christian Anderson, then the cartoon based on his story, then Disney's version. I love them all. When I saw The Mermaid on the shelf in the store, I didn't think twice--I bo. Read full review
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I initially read about this book on "Entertainment Weekly", with the announcement that it was going to be made into a movie. I was immediately intrigued by the fact that it was based much more closely on Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale than the *ahem* other mermaid s. Read full review
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Creator / This Is It
THIS IS IT Collective are a group of individuals who direct, write and produce films. Coming from a background of design and animation, THIS IS IT continue to build upon their collective voice that they have developed over the last four years. The collective have already carved out a niche for themselves within the short film format, with two successful films, both of which have played and won awards at festivals around the world.
With over one million viewers watching these films on Channel Four and more than 2.5 million views online, the collective has generated a strong international following and achieved great success purely from self-funded projects, showing their passion for filmmaking.
Their most well known and successful project is Don't Hug Me I'm Scared . Beginning as a one-off short film in 2011, the series was crowdfunded and turned into a six-episode miniseries in 2014. The series lampoons children's television shows like Sesame Street by juxtaposing puppets and songs against unsettling imagery and existential horror. Each episode stars a trio of nameless puppets who encounter a "teacher": an anthropomorphic object or animal who tries to teach them about one of the "six subjects of life" through a musical number. The songs start off chipper and happy, but things inevitably take a turn for the worse. and usually culminate in a "lesson" the puppets aren't going to forget anytime soon.
The original short film, released in July 2011, features a sketchbook teaching the puppets about creativity. The sequel was released in January 2014, and involved a dancing clock teaching the gang about the nature of time.
In the wake of the sequel's overwhelming success and popularity, THIS IS IT turned to Kickstarter in order to fully realize the series with crowd funding. A brief series of interstitial videos were produced to raise awareness for the project, depicting the trio being held hostage by a money-obsessed monster.
The third episode was released in October 2014, and featured Yellow Guy learning about the significance of love from a butterfly and his friends. Episode four saw release on March 31st of 2015. It featured a computer teaching the puppets about the internet and the virtual world. On October 14, 2015, Episode 5 was released; introducing a band of musical food and the suggestion that someone or something is hunting down the puppets one by one.
As of October 2015, there's only one episode left before the puppets can complete their educational journey. six episodes, six teachers, one cold, terrible reality.
Not related to Michael Jackson 's aborted series of concerts of the same name.
Tropes that apply to This Is It (YMMV tropes go here )
A Day in the Limelight. The Yellow Guy has the biggest role of the three main puppets in the third episode.
Similarly, the fourth episode focuses moreso on Red Guy.
Episode five features the Bird puppet more.
A Death in the Limelight. Duck Guy is featured the most in the 5th episode, which is also the episode in which he is brutally killed and eaten.
Aerith and Bob. The six characters that have been given proper names thus far are Tony, Roy, Michael, Malcolm, Colin and. Shrignold.
Affably Evil :
Unlike the previous teachers, Shrignold and his friends are willing to answer the Yellow Guy's questions, and they do seem to want to teach him their version of love. Except that their version of love involves joining a cult and feeding gravel to a giant head.
Sketchbook is quite outwardly friendly, and even when they get mad they don't raise their voice. However, they're the reason the puppets go insane at the end.
A. I. Is a Crapshoot. Colin, the Computer in episode 4, continues the trend of sociopathic, unhelpful teachers.
All There in the Script :
The only confirmed names by This Is It are Sketchbook, Tony The Talking Clock, and Roy (Yellow Guy's dad, as evidenced by one of the makers' Facebook banners) .
Becky & Joe's official T-shirt website mentions "people called Roy Gribbleston", which is assumed to be Roy's full name.
On the Kickstarter for Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: The Series, the yellow guy and the red guy are simply referred to as "the Yellow Guy" and "Red Guy"
On November 2nd, 2014, Becky Sloan confirmed on her twitter that the Butterfly's name is Shrignold.
Two of his friends' names were revealed at Becky's Instagram: Frog Boy and Rabbit Boy.
Following that pattern, one may assume that the name "Furry Boy" used in the video is probably the actual name of the brown animal, as well.
A week after the fourth episode's release, she also revealed that the computer's name is Colin.
The day after the fourth episode's release, Duck Guy's name was revealed by CGI designer Jack Sachs.
All Just a Dream. The third video's new characters and creepy hijinks, after the Yellow Guy runs off. The Red Guy and Duck Guy's subplot is real, though it is extremely low-key.
Aluminum Christmas Trees. Considering the weirdness of the series, you'd be surprised to learn that "Aspic" from episode 5 is a real food. It's a clear and gelatinous ingredient made from meat stock which is eaten on its own, or used to season and preserve meat in pies, mostly those of the pork variety.
Ambiguous Situation. In the first video, it's unclear whether or not Sketchbook intentionally drove the puppets insane or things just spiraled out of her control.
Amazing Technicolour Population. The puppets are yellow, red, and green.
Anachronism Stew :
A Victorian sewer-dweller talks about batteries .
The Plague and Sawdust.
And I Must Scream. The wall in "Bad Things That Could Happen" as a nail is hammered into it; its face shows that it is in exquisite pain, but its screaming is completely silent.
Starting with the fourth episode, the puppets in "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" are shown to be completely aware of past events (including rotting alive). The puppets being trapped in Collin's digital world and Duck Guy's death also play with this trope.
Anyone Can Die. "But eventually, everyone runs out of time." Subverted in that they do survive, but won't forget their experience anytime soon.
Possibly played straight in episode 5 with Duck Guy. Considering that Red Guy had his head explode and he survived, however, Duck Guy surviving being Eaten Alive isn't out of the question.
Arc Number. June 19th/1906.
It is the date in all 5 shorts. The Kickstarter page, after ominously stating "all will be revealed. ", also shows a picture of the calendar with June 19th on it, implying some sort of answer at some point.
In DHMIS2, the picture on the wall reads 19/06/55. Also, every date during the time travel sequence is June 19th. Additionally, during the Victorian Time scene, you can see that there is a wanted poster for the Yellow Guy. His price, dead or alive? £1,906. 19/06, also known as June 19th (Since Europeans put day first then month).
June 19 is when the Kickstarter ended. If it had failed, the three puppets would have been permanently killed off. They were not so fortunate.
Episode 3 begins with a scrolling shot of a poster of the three protagonists on a tree, stating they went missing on 19/6. Also, Mr. and Mrs. Dead died in 1906 - 19/06.
The time Colin shows is 19:06, the newspaper's date is also 19/06, and the calendar at the end shows the same date.
Joseph Pelling has confirmed ◊ that the meaning behind this date will be confirmed at the end of the series.
The fridge in the fifth video has a note on it saying "ROY: 011 1906 7482"
There's a chart with a seemingly random assortment of numbers on it in the fourth and fifth videos. The observant viewer will notice that 19 and 06 are next to each other on the chart.
Arranged Marriage. In the third video, Yellow Guy is forced to marry a girl he most likely doesn't even know .
Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking. Bonus points for actually featuring arson and (arguably) murder: "Bad Things" has a giant match starting a fire, a wall silently screaming as a nail is hammered into it, a rat having its skull split in two and dying very slowly, and. a pencil misspelling the word "happen".
Art Evolution :
Yellow Guy and Duck Guy had their puppets rebuilt between the first and the second video; Yellow Guy has a more defined body and a more noticeable jaw (in comparison to the first video where he was a Muppet-style handrod puppet) and Duck Guy received longer articulated legs for the sequel.
In the third video, the Yellow Guy was changed yet again by giving him white shoes and a noticeably shorter mullet.
Yellow Guy's hair was yet again changed in the fourth video, giving him hair that is strikingly similar to his appearance in the second video.
Art Shift :
Just before the Creativity Explosion in DHMIS 1, the characters and set briefly turn into poorly-rendered, crudely-built CGI.
And then during the actual sequence, Yellow Guy and the Duck Guy switch from being puppets to people wearing costumes like the Red Guy (with a few noticeable physical differences, like Yellow Guy's wild blue mane and Duck Guy's longer beak).
The second DHMIS features even more shifts, mostly with claymation/stop-motion animation, such as the "Victorian Time" scene, the rotting apple, and Yellow Guy's reflection.
The third video has noticeably fewer art shifts, but it shifts during the clouds scene and the scene telling the story of Michael.
A major point in the fourth video, where most of the experience is 3D animated.
Autotune. Used to create the Duck Guy's speaking voice.
Used to create the Computer's voice in 4.
Weirdly enough, Duck Guy doesn't have this in 4. He regains it in 5, though.
Back from the Dead. Red Guy in Episode 5, after having his head popped in Episode 4.
Bait and Switch. In the fourth instalment, Red Guy says "If only there was a way to learn more about the world. " and turns to the globe. Then Duck Guy says the same thing, also turning to the globe. The globe then suddenly grows a face, followed by a computer that wasn't even there before starting to sing.
Big "Shut Up!". In episode 4, the Red Guy tries to get Colin to stop talking. It only succeeds in angering him further.
Golpear
In "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared", this happens right after Sketchbook smears paint all over Yellow Guy's painting of a clown.
Also used after Red Guy calls Sketchbook's form of self-expression "boring".
Used again in the third video after the chicken picnic has been eaten by Duck Guy and Red Guy. Duck Guy remarks that the picnic is finished and stares at the screen for a few moments.
Happens after Colin reveals his "digital mind" in the fourth video.
When Red Guy asks about the relevance of the Internet, Colin hesitates.
Red Guy . But in this digital world, what can we do?
Red Guy . (insistently) What can we—
Colin . Hey, good question!
Berserk Button. When the puppets begin to question the perception of time and how it works, Tony screams at them and then rots them alive to prove a point.
The Red Guy slamming on Colin's keyboard was enough to set him off screeching "Don't touch MEeeeeEEEEEEE!" which makes things turn for the worse. In this case, it was a literal button that caused Colin to go berserk.
The Big Guy. Red Guy, due to him being a human in a costume, is noticeably larger than the other puppets. However, this is no longer the case during the manic creativity montage at the end of the first film (when the Yellow Guy and the Duck Guy were also portrayed by humans in costumes).
Blatant Lies :
"It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock!"
"Oh don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine". Possible subverted as they *are* fine at the end of the video.
Shrignold: You see? Everyone has a special one.
Rabbit Boy: Even Michael!
Everything The Healthy Band says about health in Episode 5.
Bloodier and Gorier. The fifth episode. where Duck Guy's organs are torn out and eaten, and later his entire body is mutilated .
Body Horror. So, so much.
Eye Scream. As the puppets rot in DHMIS 2, the Duck Guy's eye can be seen to have detached from its socket.
Fingore. The Duck Guy's fingers get a nice close-up as they rot away to expose muscles, veins, and eventually bones.
Impaled with Extreme Prejudice. the wall in "Bad Things" has a nail hammered through its head.
Scenery Gorn. A mouse-hole starts leaking meat during the Creativity Explosion.
Tear Off Your Face. In the Kickstarter video, the page from the Sketchbook with her face on it is briefly shown on the ground. Given that she's a sketchbook, it could very well be the equivalent of this trope for her.
The Tooth Hurts. The giant mouth in "Bad Things" has its two front teeth ripped out from biting on what is presumably hard candy, leaving behind blood.
Your Head Asplode. The rat in "Bad Things", and the Red Guy in "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4".
Blood Is Squicker in Water. Think about it, if they were already clean, then what was staining the water brown?
The strange creature that pops out of the egg in the third DHMIS is quickly smashed by the Duck Guy, leaving the cracked egg full of gore.
Digital glitches play the part in 4 . Also, Colin's "Digital Mind" is some sort of squishy, red substance.
Bird is Eaten Alive in the fifth episode, and his remains are seen all over a table.
Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick. During the Victorian sequence. "With cobbles and plague and speaking in rhymes!"
Breather Episode. The third episode. The only gore comes from the food at the picnic and is relatively low-key, a much longer time is spent on things being perfectly fine and happy before it gets dark, and it's All Just a Dream. ending with a heartwarming Golden Moment. However, the NEXT installment.
Broken Aesop. Invoked in-universe. The "lessons" taught are misinformed and incorrect, which the puppets begin to pick up on. Many view this as a criticism of the media, but that's open to interpretation.
Broken Record :
Duck Guy: Digital style!
Colin: Do a digital dancing! Hey, this is fun!
". a stranger's plate, a stranger's plate, a stranger's plate, a stranger's plate, a stranger's plate. "
Butt Monkey :
The Yellow Guy gets all of his suggestions slammed or ruined, including his clown picture and his favorite color.
In the sequel, Tony beeps loudly at him until his ears bleed - something that does not happen to his friends because they cover their ears.
This continues in the third video, but not as extreme. Yellow Guy gets told that he can't love what he wants and must get married to a wife, against his will.
Yet again, Yellow Guy is the butt of the joke. In the fourth video he is interrupted by Duck Guy and smacked in the face twice by Colin.
Takes a disturbing turn in #5, when the Food Band tricks him into eating his only remaining friend .
Call Back. Yellow Guy's clown painting (Still ruined by black paint) appears in the sequel to the original video, and yet again in the fourth video.
The craft that Yellow Guy made in the first video appears in the third.
In 4 . When Colin mentions that he can tell the time, Duck Guy turns to the camera and says "time?", referencing the events of episode 2. Later on, the trio turn into approximations of their crude CGI models from the original short film.
The Cameo :
The sketchbook from the first video makes a brief appearance in the second, behind Red Guy's radio. Roy, Sketchbook, and Tony can be briefly seen among the cultists worshiping Malcolm in the third video.
In 4, Sketchbook is a box of oats with eyes, and Malcolm appears as a mantel decoration. The Yellow Guy's father can also be seen sitting in the shadows while Red Guy is on the computer.
In 5, Colin reappears as a fridge magnet, and Roy can be briefly seen peering over the edge of the “set” when Duck Guy has his breakdown.
Carnivore Confusion. The puppets are notably having a chicken picnic in the third video. Not only is one of the people eating it clearly a bird, but they are also eating it raw .
Central Theme. Each installment features a theme that the episode revolves around.
1 revolves around Creativity
2 is about Time
3 discusses Love
4 talks about Technology
5 is about Health/Nutrition
Comedic Sociopathy. Tony is extremely pushy with the other puppets, insulting and shouting at them whenever they divert from his song. At the end, he even seems to smile evilly as the other puppets begin to quickly rot away while still alive.
Contemplate Our Navels. "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2" has everyone musing about time. As with every other video, it isn't long before things go horribly wrong .
Continuity Nod. In the second video, there is a line that clearly sets up a rhyme in "green", but Tony uses "brown" instead. ¿Por qué? Because, of course, green is not a creative color.
Crapsaccharine World. The DHMIS world is almost entirely made out of soft felt and cloth and is modeled after typical children's edutainment shows like Sesame Street, but once the songs start it goes right downhill, from being mildly uncomfortable to full-blown horrifying.
The love world in episode 3, where the inhabitants end up being cultists.
Cult. The group that the Yellow Guy meets in episode 3 is pretty clearly shown to be one.
The Dandy. Duck Guy really likes the different costumes he can try out in number 4 using "digital style!"
Más oscuro y Edgier. The Fifth episode, where there is no indication the trauma will be reversed, a lot more violence and gore, less jokes, and a song that isn't quite as catchy .
Demoted to Extra. Red Guy and Duck Guy have much smaller roles in the third episode, which mostly focused on Yellow Guy
Red Guy in the fifth episode only appears for a few seconds in the credits
Department of Redundancy Department. Happens every now and then, especially in episode 2.
Tony the Talking Clock: Watch it go round like a merry-go-round, going so fast like a merry-go-round.
Tony the Talking Clock: Let's go on a journey, a journey through all time! The time is changing all the time, it's time to go to TIME!
Dirty Old Man. Yellow Guy's dad is extremely creepy and sketchy, saying nothing and only staring at the viewer with dead eyes. He's later shown viewing what appears to be a heavily-pixellated porn site.
Disney Acid Sequence :
"And now let's all agree to never be creative again."
Disproportionate Retribution. Merely insinuating that time is nothing more than a concept gets met with Tony screaming at the puppets till their ears bleed, to say nothing of what happens to them later.
Colin Hates Being Touched so much that he punishes the puppets by trapping them in a digital world in which all they can do is open doors, check out "digital styles", and do digital dances, over and over again. The only one who manages to escape is the Red Guy, whose head explodes.
Downer Ending :
The fourth installment ends with Red Guy dead and Yellow Guy and Duck Guy still trapped in the deteriorating digital world.
The fifth installment's ending may be the most depressing one yet. Duck Guy gets grinded into canned food ( alive! ) and served as lunch for the Yellow Guy. The latter is then force fed every can (unaware that he had just eaten his own friend), and ends up sitting in the dark kitchen, completely alone. Afterwards, the mysterious caller (who had been trying to call the two throughout the episode) is revealed to be the absent Red Guy, who had been calling from a phone booth outside. The episode ends with Red Guy, dressed in a trenchcoat and carrying a suitcase, walking away from the phone booth in the rain. There's no explanation as to why he is doing this, but judging by the depressing rainstorm, the somewhat melancholic jazz music, and the fact that he has a suitcase. it's certainly not a happy reason.
Dull Surprise. Red Guy sounds utterly bored by everything.
Ear Ache. Yellow suffers this in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 .
E = MC Hammer. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 contains, among other things on a blackboard, 卐 = MC.
Falsa afable mal. In all 4 "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" installments:
Tony talks quite on length about time, but will often impolitely interrupt the characters trains of thought when they diverge from his pre-established set of circumstances, albeit attempting to be subtle about it, though he eventually just skips the subtlety when the characters just start questioning whether or not time is just a matter of human perception.
Colin acts rather nice towards the puppets, and begins by innocently showing off everything he can do for them, that is until Red Guy gets annoyed at him, slamming his hand onto him, which causes Colin to go berserk and trap them all into a virtual world where everything goes wrong very quickly. He interrupts the puppets a few times during the video, and is very self centered.
The Food Band pretend to be friendly, but they ignore everything the main characters say, and it’s heavily implied they tricked Yellow Guy into eating Duck Guy after harvesting the latter’s organs while he was still alive .
Fluffy the Terrible. The murderous god that the cult worships is named. Malcolm.
Foreshadowing :
The apple shown rotting before our very eyes, who is fully aware what's happening to him the entire time in DHMIS 2.
Also in DHMIS 2, during the trio's journey through time with Tony, the Yellow Guy notices an old man died, to which Tony directs his attention toward a computer. In DHMIS 4, Colin is a computer, and the episode expands on the Ludd Was Right themes that DHMIS 2 showed.
Episode 4 had several subtle references to oats. Episode 5 is all about foods that are plain-looking, like oats. Given the conspiracy elements that have been surfacing lately, what could they really mean?
Episode 5 shows a quick shot of the drawing on the fridge, which has changed to show Red Guy leaving the house and Duck Guy dead. Guess what happens by the end?
The canned Duck Guy is shown in the "healthy food shape" and behind the cooked meat when the "fancy food" are shown.
The page photo in itself could be foreshadowing, because Yellow Guy is shown floating alone in space while his friends watch. By the end of Episode 5, he's the only one left.
When Steak Guy starts singing in episode 5, he pokes Duck Guy a few times with his fork. He doesn't turn out well.
The order in which the puppets are seemingly killed off in the last three videos mirrors their attitudes towards the teacher in the first three-Red Guy was the one who called Sketchbook's ideas boring in the original short and his head explodes at the end of episode 4. Duck Guy was the one to bring up that time might not exist in the second and is Eaten Alive in episode 5. and Yellow Guy was the one who had the supposedly-wrong idea of love in the third and will presumably be killed off in episode 6.
Also, in the third episode, the Teacher gives his lesson only to Yellow Guy. Three episodes later, Yellow Guy is the only one left.
The Steak in Episode Five puts a lot of emphasis and mispronunciation on the word "OR-GANS". Guess what is harvested from Duck Guy by the end of the episode?
In episode 2, when time is sped up, Yellow Guy and Red Guy merely become wrinkled and grey haired, and are still moving around and making a lot of noise. Duck Guy isn't moving at all, other than Tony rocking his chair, and he isn't making a sound, and he is the only one shown to be rotting away almost instantly, the flesh falling off his fingers and his eye falling out of his socket, instead of him getting old like the other puppets. When things go back to normal, Duck Guy's eye is still in the corner of the room, while Tony very pointedly says "Eventually, everyone runs out of time." Fast forward to episode five.
Not to mention in episode 3 they are seen eating raw dead birds, and in episode 1, it is Duck Guy who spells out "death" in potato stamps, while the others coat organs in glitter and make them into a cake, just like the giant can does with Duck Guys organs in episode 5. Duck Guy's death was foreshadowed from the very beginning.
Freeze-Frame Bonus. In DHMIS 5, when Duck Guy knocks down the camera trying to escape. you can see Red Guy's head in the microwave, Roy sitting on top of the wall of the set, and a shot of Red Guy just standing as it falls down, when Red Guy has been absent for almost the entire episode.
Furry Denial. Duck Guy suggesting that time might just be a construct of human perception.
Gainax Ending. Episode 4 ends with the Red Guy discovering a doorway to some kind of recording studio, where he discovers body-suited actors staging a crude recreation of the earlier videos. then his head explodes. Unlike the others, there's no indication that this is some kind of dream or hallucination. He shows up in the next episode, fortunately, although his place or presence in the plot is now unclear.
Gonk. Roy, father of the Yellow Guy. Played for creepiness.
Genre Savvy :
In 4, after saying that they wish they could learn more about "what is the biggest thing in the world", the puppets look expectantly at a nearby globe, assuming it will come to life and teach them. and then Colin shows up.
By the time of Episode 5, Duck Guy seems to have realized that the lessons always go horribly wrong. He's utterly terrified the whole time that he's around the Healthy Band, in contrast to his total comfort around Sketchbook, Tony, the Unnamed Monster, and Colin.
Gross-Up Close-Up. The organ cake in the first video, as well as the dead fish, Yellow Guy's bleeding ear. the characters' rapid rotting in the second video, the bloody chicken, eggs and the maggot in the third video, Colin's "digital mind" in the fourth video, and the can eating Duck Guy's organs in the fifth video.
Grotesque Cute. Although the characters are more along the lines of Ugly Cute to begin with, the puppet designs and style seems childish and innocent enough at first to qualify.
Hates Being Touched. Colin from DHMIS 4.
Hell Is That Noise. The first video's background music dissolves into discordant screeching during the "get creative" scene. In the sequel, Tony's shrill, high-pitched screeching makes all the puppets cower and cover their ears.
Colin's shrieking when Red Guy hits him in DHMIS 4, and the strange noises during the glitchy segment.
After the steak tells the Yellow Guy not to eat food from a stranger plate. It starts getting repeated over and over with the sound getting high pitched then lowed pitched and the steak and spinach starts saying it in a more aggressive and mad tone. Also the Bird Guy's scream during that bit.
Hostage Video. The Kickstarter video is done like this.
I'm a Humanitarian. Yellow Guy at the end of Episode 5.
Hypocrite. Sketchbook berates Yellow Guy for using the color green, because it is not a creative color. Earlier when she showed her hair, some of it was clearly green.
After spending several verses singing about loving each other and their pets, Shrignold and his cronies say that Yellow Guy is only allowed to love his "special one".
The steak chef in episode 5 says that red meats are bad to eat.
In Memoriam. The fourth video was dedicated to Julie Crosbie.
I Am Not Weasel. Duck Guy refers to both a butterfly and a maggot as "pesky bee[s]". The Yellow Guy refers to Shrignold as "A little baby pigeon", despite him clearly being a butterfly.
Irony. From the creators . "Animation can at times be a dull and tedious way to work but it also offers you complete creative control . which is something we like to have."
The Healthy Band has the laziest "song" in the series, which is mostly just talking and not very tuneful.
Jerkass :
Red Guy dismisses all of Sketchbook's ideas as boring or uncreative.
Tony cuts off the trio's navel-gazing about time by beeping loudly and aggressively at them until Yellow Guy's ears bleed.
But who could forget our friendly neighborhood guide, Sketchbook. From the first film alone, she ruined Yellow Guy's painting of a clown by smearing black ink on it just because she thought Yellow Guy wasn't following what she thought being creative was, and also notified him about green not being a creative color when he wanted to use it.
Shrignold keeps telling Yellow Guy that he is alone throughout the video, and also dismisses Yellow's ideas of what love is about. Near the end he also forces Yellow Guy to get married to his 'special one'.
Colin, despite saying several times how smart and helpful he is, keeps interrupting people, does not seem to acknowledge the original question being asked of him, and forcibly takes the puppets on a journey.
The talking steak won’t stop jabbing Bird Guy with a meat fork, and condemns all his choices of food as “greedy”—even when he wasn’t going to eat it in the first place. No matter what suggestion is offered, he insists that it will "make your teeth/gums all grey", and stomps on the model of the body repeatedly to prove a point.
Lighter and Softer. The same team behind DHMIS actually worked on a PSA video for St John Ambulance teaching about CPR . Unlike DHMIS, its taken more seriously and aimed at children and family members.
Jump Scare. Interestingly enough, The show doesn't utilize any jumpscares. since it focuses more on shocking the viewer rather than startling them. However, 4 does have a moment that may qualify: during the scene where Colin the Computer distorts reality in order to warp to his world, Duck Guy's face suddenly pops out (in close up) and glitches in front of the screen.
Karma Houdini. All negative figures, great and small, in the videos seem to have gotten off scot-free.
Killed Off for Real :
Sketchbook has their face ripped off in "HELP #3". They have not appeared since, apart from in Yellow Guy's dream in the third. though their death has also not been referenced, so whether this trope actually applies is unclear.
Duck Guy is Eaten Alive in the fifth video. Given that Red Guy survived his head exploding, whether Duck Guy will remain dead is unknown, but the Foreshadowing picture at the start seems to suggest that he really is gone for good.
Knight of Cerebus :
Tony in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 . compared to the Sketchbook from the first, is more clearly evil. He angrily and loudly beeps at the puppets when they try to question the concept of time, and notes how everybody inevitably runs out of time as he rots the puppets alive .
The cans in Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 5 . They’re the first to be explicitly seen harming one of the main characters (unless you count Tony making Yellow Guy’s ears bleed) and they arguably have the most overtly creepy scenes in the entire series ( eating Bird Guy’s organs out of him when he’s still alive, while chuckling . and then baking a cake out of his face ). Jesus Christ. It makes the creativity explosion in the first, the “everyone runs out of time” scene in the second, Yellow Guy's initiation into the Love Cult in the third, and the deteriorating virtual world in the fourth look like actual Sesame Street by comparison. Also, Duck Guy is utterly terrified throughout the fifth, in stark contrast to the puppets' reactions to Sketchbook, Tony, the Monster from Kickstarter, Shrignold, and Collin, where no one realized their malice until it was too late. Since the end credits show that Red Guy survived having his head blown up, they appear to also be the first villains to actually kill a puppet .
Jamón grande Tony the clock.
Let Us Never Speak of This Again. After the CREATIVITY EXPLOSION from the things, the puppets are sitting around, confused as to what the hell just happened. Sketchbook says they should all agree to never be creative again.
Lost Aesop. When the Yellow Guy is depressed that he can't find love in the third video, the Tree assure him that everyone has a special one, and sings to him about The Story of Michael, the loneliest boy in town. Michael was ugly, everyone called him a freak, and he lived on his own underground. and that's it. He doesn't find his special one, and yet they treat it like he did.
This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town
Ugly and weak, they called him a freak
So he lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground (x2)
Shrignold: You see? Everyone has a special one.
Lotus-Eater Machine. Seems to be the nature of the kitchen in Episode 5. Yellow Guy and the Bird are trapped there while whatever the food things are feed on their organs. In the credits, it's revealed that Red Guy has been calling them from a phone booth, but whether he succeeds in actually reaching them is unclear .
Ludd Was Right. A theme in DHMIS 2 is that all the puppets become complacent and indifferent to life, instead getting distracted by, and wasting their time on, the computer, or complaining about missing their programme.
Yellow Guy: "An old man died."
Tony: "But LOOK! A computer!"
This theme was expanded upon in the fourth installment, where the focus is a singing computer who, at first, seems really helpful, touting how much knowledge he has and all the things he can do. However, he then starts asking the puppets extremely personal questions, such as what their blood type is and the color of their hair. Later on, once the puppets are in the digital world, they can only do three things: look at stuff, try on clothes, and dance aimlessly. They do this again and again, seemingly forever, until Red decides to quit the whole thing.
Mad Artist. Either the Sketchbook or the Puppets during the Creativity Explosion, depending on whether or not you see it as the Sketchbook's doing.
Mandatory Twist Ending. The teacher in each instalment always turns out to be Evil All Along. By the fifth, even Duck Guy seems to be aware of this.
Meaningful Name. Mr. and Mrs. Dead are, well, dead.
Mind Screw. Combined with Serial Escalation. The first few episodes tend to make sense within children's show logic, excepting a few scenes and the Ambiguous Situation. The second half of the show invokes Surreal Horror and psychological storytelling more and more.
Missing Episode :
"Help #3", in which the Money Man is putting bloody pieces of the Characters into a manila bag to promote the Kickstarter, has been removed from the DHMIS Channel on Youtube.
The Kickstarter video has also been removed from Youtube, although still viewable on the Kickstarter itself.
Mood Whiplash. Part of the appeal of the "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" videos is that it goes from bright and cheery into mind-numbing insanity in a matter of moments.
Motor Mouth. Duck Guy in the Kickstarter video.
Mundane Made Awesome :
Sketchbook . I use my hair to express myself! Red Guy . That sounds really boring.
Sketchbook . I use my hair to express myself.
Sketchbook . Now when you stare at the clouds in the sky, don't you find it exciting? Puppets . No. Sketchbook . Come on, take another look. Yellow Guy . Oh, right! Puppets . I can see a hat, I can see a cat, I can see a man with a baseball bat, I can see a dog, I can see a frog, I can see a ladder leaning on a log.
Never Say "Die". Averted ; it's said at least once in the first three installments.
In the first DHMIS, Duck Guy writes "DEATH" on the table using potato stamps during the CREATIVITY EXPLOSION;
In the second, Tony states that "a tree that is older has shriveled and died" (He does later describe the puppets as "running out of time", but that's probably more due to his personal obsession than censorship);
In the Kickstarter video, it is made explicitly clear that the puppets will be killed off if enough money isn't raised .
In the third, when The Love Cultists explain to the Yellow Guy what a "special one" is, they show him two tombstones reading "Mr. Dead" and "Mrs. Dead".
Also in the third, the line "And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred; and darkness, death and fear".
Played straight in the fourth.
Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant. Sketchbook, Tony, the Cult, Colin, and the Foods.
Only Sane Man. Red Guy is the only one who isn't going insane during the "creative episode." Additionally, he's much more questioning of the weirdness than the others.
Or Was It a Dream?. In the final shot of "Time", the entire sequence is revealed to be the TV show that Red Guy was waiting to watch. although you can still see the Duck Guy's rotting eyeball in the corner of the room.
Happens again in "Love", after Yellow Guy wakes up from his terrible nightmare about a cult trying to persuade him to join and find his "special one", his friends offer him an egg which hatches into a bloody worm-like creature that yells "Father!", before being smashed by Duck Guy.
Putting on the Reich. The Money Man in the Kickstarter video.
Rapid Aging. What happens to the Puppets near the end of the second video, before it goes from this to rotting .
Reduced to Ratburgers. During the Victorian scene in Time there is a shop called "Rat Meat & Sons"
Repeated Cue, Tardy Response :
When Red Guy asks about the relevance of the Internet, Colin hesitates.
Red Guy . But in this digital world, what can we do?
Red Guy . (insistently) What can we—
Colin . Hey, good question!
Tony . Let's go on a journey, a journey through all time! A time that's changing all the time, it's time to go to TIME!
Red Guy . Now that we have eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do. Duck Guy . Maybe we should look for our friend. Isn't that what friends do?
Room Full of Crazy. The CREATIVITY EXPLOSION drives the puppets to smear things like ripped-out hearts in glitter, take out raw meat from their pie, or stamp out DEATH in potato stamps.
Sadist Show
Seen It All. By the fourth instalment, the puppets are so used to inanimate objects coming to life and singing to them that they actually seem to be prodding the globe in the beginning to just get it over with.
Shaped Like Itself :
Sketchbook . What's your favourite idea? Mine is being creative! Yellow Guy . How do you get that idea? Sketchbook . I just try to think creatively.
Show Within a Show. At the end of "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2", the camera slowly zooms out back to the three puppets in the living room, implying that everything that just happened was the show they were planning to watch. Tal vez. It's worth noting that the Duck Guy's rotten, fallen-out eyeball is still on the ground when everything goes back to normal. The portrait of the puppets representing "the past" in the first scene has changed to Tony's "The future", a frame with the word "nothing" written on the background.
In an interview . Becky Sloan informed that the show they were intending to watch was "Craig's Big Day" . which is another one of the studio's productions.
Spoof Aesop. "Now let's all agree to never be creative again".
The Smart Guy. Duck Guy was the one most shown as rational and even suggested the possibility that time is just a perception before being turned down.
Stealth Pun. The leader of the Love Cult is notably a butterfly. He's a love bug!
The Stinger. After the credits roll for DHMIS, a man can be heard laughing about a "horrible sound".
Straw Hypocrite. All of the teachers so far.
Sketchbook claims green is not a creative colour, yet has green in her hair. In general, she claims to be all about creativity, yet her song is just her telling the puppets what to do and getting mad whenever they make or do something without her instruction. At the end, she flat-out tells them never to be creative again.
Tony starts out telling the puppets that there will always be time for what they want to do, but in the journey through time he shows the puppets a number of examples of people and things dying (running out of time). At the end, he gleefully admits that they, too, will run out of time eventually.
Shrignold and the Love Cultists teach Yellow Guy about loving friends, but Shrignold spends a good deal of the song trying to convince Yellow Guy that his friends hate him. Eventually, they outright tell Yellow Guy that loving your friends is wrong because love should be saved for your Special One.
Colin goes on and on about how clever and helpful he is, but not only does he never say or do anything clever. he never even attempts to help the puppets figure out the answer to the question they wanted him to help them with in the first place, instead distracting them by asking them a bunch of completely irrelevant questions claiming that he needs to know the answers to help them become smart like him. He drops any pretense of intending to help when Red Guy hits his keyboard. He also boasts about how much you can do in the digital world, but then reveals that there are actually only three things to do there.
The Food Band claim that cooked meat is unhealthy because it's a "colourful, show-offy food" despite their apparent leader being a steak. They also later say that the foods that they claimed were healthy were unhealthy.
Stylistic Suck. The Food Band’s song is blatantly half-assed and sounds improvised, with a repetitive melody and several lines of lyrics being nothing but “doo doo, da doo-doo”. Although it could be due to the mysterious phone calls that keep interrupting them…
Subverted Kids Show. Each episode of DHMIS starts off relatively saccharine and gradually become more depraved. By episode 5, though, things are pretty creepy right from the start, with Yellow Guy and Duck Guy already starting to realise that something's wrong.
Surprise Creepy. "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" . It starts out innocently enough, with a talking sketchbook encouraging Sesame Street – style puppets to get creative to a catchy song. By the end. well, let's just say that they take it a bit too far .
"Now let's all agree to never be creative again!"
The group in the third video go from happy-go-lucky friends trying to show Yellow Guy platonic love to a cult that's trying to get Yellow Guy to join so he can find his feminine "special one". They also feed a giant stone monster they call their king and wear suits with mineral-made hearts and golden rings.
Colin in the fourth video. When Red Guy gets angry at Colin and slams his hand down on the keyboard, Colin shrieks and the puppets are glitched into an acid trip-like segment where everything is flashing and glitching all over the place. Things are back to normal for a while, but that doesn't last for long.
Tastes Like Diabetes. The love world in the Third episode. There are clouds and rainbows everywhere the sky is pink, and it is inhabitated by furry animals and talking flowers. invoked
Tempting Fate. After Yellow Guy runs off in tears in episode 3, Red Guy mentions that he "wonder[s] what will happen". and shortly afterward, Shrignold shows up.
Title Drop. When things start getting freaky in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared . the camera rotates and a studio crew with googly eyes can be seen along with a clapboard with the title on it.
Totally Radical. From the Kickstarter trailer, complete with dancing sunglasses.
"So far, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared has had over twenty million views on Youtube. And we think that's great. Seriously cool!"
Tyop on the Cover. The title screen of "Bad Things That Could Happpen ". At the end of the short, the giant pencil character comes in and crosses out the extra "p".
The Unreveal. Colin asks the characters where they live, what they like to eat, and what their names are. The Red Guy almost reveals his name, but he's interrupted.
Verbal Tic. Tony apparently can't help but mention the word "time".
"Great news!" for Colin in "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4."
Wanted Poster. For some reason, Yellow Guy has one in the Victorian scene.
Wham Episode :
Episode 4 ends with a Gainax Ending that suggests. something major. Unless, of course, it just ends up being a BLAM.
Episode 5 tops it: Yellow Guy and Duck Guy have grown more aware of their surroundings, the "Teachers" in this episode aren't even trying to hide their creepiness this time, Duck Guy finally cracks and desperately tries to escape only to be killed and eaten alive. leaving Yellow Guy as the only one left and to top it all off it's implied at the credits that the mysterious phonecalls being sent throughout the episode were sent by Red Guy, who is still alive and now outside of their reality .
Wham Line. A subtle one in "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared", where it doesn't change the mood entirely but it is where things begin taking a turn for the worse:
Yellow Guy . (sitting next to a clown painting) I might paint a picture of a clown!
It happens again in "Time", when Duck Guy starts musing about time being "a concept of human perception" and Tony quite rudely interrupts him with his screeching beeps, causing Yellow Guy to bleed out of his ears.
And again in the third video. This time, things start to go wrong with the line "No no no, that's not how it's done!" or, a bit earlier, "Ha-ha, harder . "
And again in the fourth video when Colin yells "DON'T TOUCH MEEE!"
In the fifth with the piece of steak and can of spinach says "You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate. Stranger's plate, Stranger's plate, Stranger's plate. "
Also in the fifth one, this from Duck Guy:
Wham Shot. Halfway through DHMIS 5, Duck Guy wakes up in a mysterious dark room. Eventually, we see that his body had been sliced open, and his organs are being processed into canned food product.
And after that, we see a shot of Yellow Guy, now obese, having eaten all of the cans containing Duck Guy.
You Gotta Have Blue Hair. Yellow Guy has blue hair, Red Guy has red hair, and Sketchbook uses hers to express herself.
You Keep Using That Word. In DHMIS 2, the characters constantly flub the use of "quarter to #". For example, when Tony says the time is "quarter to nine," Tony shows 9:15, as opposed to 8:45. Considering that they also at one point say that the time is "20 past day", this is probably intentional.
In the third video, Duck Guy smashes a butterfly and a maggot, referring to them as 'pesky bees'.
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Gear shift and hand brake lever, steering column tube, and seat frame L41 black; Flashing indicator black 005
September 1961 up to July 1963 - see brochure From Ch. N. 835 180 up to 1 144 281
Gear shift and hand brake lever, steering column tube L41 black; Seat frames L466 silver beige*; Millboard panel trim paint L528 grey*; *Ambulance (ivory) Seat frames and millboard panel trim paint L41 black; Escutcheon (inner door handle), inner door handles, shifter knob, emergency brake button, heater knob, headlight knob, choke knob, turn signal knob, and windshield wiper switch 036 silver beige; Flashing indicator black 005; rear hinge panel covers (211-238) 050 cloud white
August 1967 up to July 1968 From Ch. N. 218 000 001 to 218 220 000
to Ch. No. February 1968
from Ch. No. March 1968 to Ch. No. 218 220 000
up to Ch. No. 218 059 934
from Ch. No. 218 059 935 to 218 220 000
to Ch. No. 218 220 000
35 dark blue 68
to Ch. No. 218 220 000
45 medium grey 68
Load compartment interior: L 74 X dark grey 68 up to Chassis No. 218 059 934; L 275 light beige from Chassis No. 218 059 935, Mod. 271, 274: L 567 ivory Wheel disc, rim: L 581 cloud white; Hub cap: L 70 X grey silver; Bumpers: L 581 cloud white, Mod. 271, 274: L 567 ivory Steering column tube, gearshift and hand brake lever: L 41 black; Seat frame: LD 43 grey black
August 1968 up to July 1970 From Ch. N. 219 000 001 to 210 2300 000
51 dark beige 69
51 dark beige 69
51 dark beige 69
51 dark beige 69
45 medium grey 68
Load compartment interior: L 275 light beige, Mod. 271, 274: L 567 ivory Wheel disc, rim: L 581 cloud white; Hub cap: L 70 X grey silver; Bumpers: L 581 cloud white, Mod. 271, 274: L 567 ivory Steering column tube, gearshift and hand brake lever: L 41 black; Seat frame: LD 43 grey black
August 1970 from Ch. N. 211 2000 001
51 dark beige 69
51 dark beige 69
51 dark beige 69
51 dark beige 69
51 dark beige 69
45 medium grey 68
61 medium grey 68
Load compartment interior Mod. 211-216, 231-235, 261-268: L 275 light beige; Mod. 271, 274: L567 ivory Wheel disc: L 91 chrome color; Hub cap: L 91 chrome color; Bumpers: L 90 D pastel white Steering column tube, gearshift and hand brake lever: L 41 black; Seat frame: LD 43 grey black
Standard Microbus - Deluxe Microbus
March 1950 up to February 1955 From Chassis Number 20 00 001 up to 20 117 901
559 jupiter grey V15
573 light grey V31
Steering column tube, gearshift, and hand brake lever L471 stone beige; Flashing indicator - self cancelling switch 035 stone beige; Seat frame L41 black; Horn button L466 silver beige; Shifter boot 039 anthracite; Beading white K650; Shift knob, handbrake button, heater knob, headlight knob, choke knob, and windshield wiper knob 011 ivory; Escutcheon (inner door handle), inner door handles, and turn signal knob 036 silver beige
March 1961 up to July 1964 From Chassis Number 749 001 up to 1 328 271
627 pearl white V98
573 light grey V31
Steering column tube, gearshift, and hand brake lever L466 silver beige; Shifter boot 039 anthracite; Horn button L466 silver beige; Seat frame L41 black; Shift knob, handbrake button, heater knob, headlight knob, choke knob, and windshield wiper knob 011 ivory; Escutcheon, inner door handles, flashing indicator - self cancelling switch, and turn signal knob 036 silver beige 1964 only: Headlight switch, choke control knob, and windshield wiper knob 036 silver beige
August 1964 up to July 1965 - see brochure From Chassis Number 215 000 001 up to 215 190 000
573 light grey V31
Steering column tube, gearshift, seat frames, and hand brake lever L466 silver beige; Escutcheon, inner door handles, shift knob, handbrake button, heater knob, headlight knob, turn signal knob, flashing indicator - self cancelling switch, horn button, and windshield wiper knob 036 silver beige; Shifter boot 039 anthracite; Coat hook (241, 244) cloud white
August 1965 up to July 1967 - see brochure From Chassis Number 216 000 001 up to 217 148 459
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